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392 pages, Paperback
First published July 28, 2005
Chiron looked surprised. 鈥淚 thought that would be obvious enough. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles.鈥�As someone who has worked in Los Angeles, I can tell you that this is completely accurate.
Nancy Bobofit appeared in front of me with her ugly friends鈥擨 guess she鈥檇 gotten tired of stealing from the tourists鈥攁nd dumped her half-eaten lunch in Grover鈥檚 lap.Nancy Bobofit is not a major character in the book. I have to mention her because her character resounded with me. I had my own Nancy Bobofit back in grade school, only her name is Mimi. Nearly 2 decades later, the memory of her horrible face still makes me shudder. But I digress.
鈥淥ops.鈥� She grinned at me with her crooked teeth. Her freckles were orange, as if somebody had spray-painted her face with liquid Cheetos.
"Another time, Athena and Poseidon competed to be the patron god for the city of Athens. Your dad created some stupid saltwater spring for his gift. My mom created the olive tree. The people saw that her gift was better, so they named the city after her.鈥�Not your best moment, Percy.
鈥淭hey must really like olives.鈥�
鈥淥h, forget it.鈥�
鈥淣ow, if she鈥檇 invented pizza鈥攖hat I could understand.鈥�
鈥淚 said, forget it!鈥�
鈥淎bout sixty years ago, after World War II, the Big Three agreed they wouldn鈥檛 sire any more heroes. Their children were just too powerful."A lot of people would think it was pretty cool to have such a powerful dad...not really.
Now that I was declared a son of one of the Big Three gods who weren鈥檛 supposed to have kids, I figured it was a crime for me just to be alive.Not only does Percy have to struggle to fit in at Camp Half-Blood, but there's some shit going on in Mount Olympus. The gods are fighting again (when are they not)...
"During the winter solstice, at the last council of the gods, Zeus and Poseidon had an argument. The usual nonsense: 鈥楳other Rhea always liked you best,鈥� 鈥楢ir disasters are more spectacular than sea disasters,鈥� et cetera."...and consequently, like a brother playing a prank on his younger siblings, someone's stuff was stolen. And Zeus thinks that his bro, Poseidon, put Percy up to it.
In his pocket was a set of reed pipes his daddy goat had carved for him, even though he only knew two songs: Mozart鈥檚 Piano Concerto no. 12 and Hilary Duff鈥檚 鈥淪o Yesterday,鈥� both of which sounded pretty bad on reed pipes.It's going to be a loooooooong trip to the Underworld.
Annabeth nodded. 鈥淵our father isn鈥檛 dead, Percy. He鈥檚 one of the Olympians.鈥�And apparently, the habit runs true for both male and female goddesses.
鈥淭丑补迟鈥檚...肠谤补锄测.鈥�
鈥淚s it? What鈥檚 the most common thing gods did in the old stories? They ran around falling in love with humans and having kids with them. Do you think they鈥檝e changed their habits in the last few millennia?鈥�
鈥淲hat? You assume it has to be a male god who finds a human female attractive? How sexist is that?鈥�The existence of Greek gods and goddesses themselves are well explained, and believable.
鈥淐ome now, Percy. What you call 鈥榃estern civilization.鈥� Do you think it鈥檚 just an abstract concept? No, it鈥檚 a living force. A collective consciousness that has burned bright for thousands of years. The gods are part of it."I had my doubts about the execution of the premise of Greek mythology, and all my doubts have been destroyed. his book does great justice to the Greek gods, it is the most faithful rendition than I have ever read.
"Did the West die? The gods simply moved, to Germany, to France, to Spain, for a while. Wherever the flame was brightest, the gods were there. They spent several centuries in England. All you need to do is look at the architecture. People do not forget the gods."
I didn鈥檛 know what else to do. I waved back.He doesn't really want to do anything big. He's pretty stupid sometimes (Auntie Em, geez), he's not exactly heroic. He only does the heroic shit when there are no other options.
鈥淒on鈥檛 encourage them,鈥� Annabeth warned. 鈥淣aiads are terrible flirts.鈥�
鈥淣aiads,鈥� I repeated, feeling completely overwhelmed. 鈥淭hat鈥檚 it. I want to go home now.鈥�
鈥淎ll right,鈥� I said. 鈥淚t鈥檚 better than being turned into a dolphin.鈥�I loved Annabeth, she is all I could want from a female supporting character. I can't say that I'm fond of Grover...but I can't help feeling that we'll be seeing more of him in the future.
鈥淏ut a quest to . . .鈥� Grover swallowed. 鈥淚 mean, couldn鈥檛 the master bolt be in some place like Maine? Maine鈥檚 very nice this time of year.鈥�Overall: a fantastic book. A good middle grade book makes you feel like a child again, and this book did just the trick. I found myself giggling throughout the book, and an hour after reading it, there's still a smile on my face that can't be wiped off.