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344 pages, Hardcover
First published February 4, 2014
“Your long, shiny hair, healthy skin, and bright eyes show that you’re well-nourished.�Oh, please don't stop. I'm swooning already.
“Uh, thank you?�
“You’re clearly intelligent.� Then he felt the need to add, “For a human.�
“But Eric was probably most attracted to your waist-to-hip ratio.� For a split second, Aelyx resembled a human boy as he leaned back and peered at her caboose. “Hips of that width are likely to pass live offspring without complications.�
...his favorite meal—tender, juicy meat braised with root vegetables.Choose a word for a thing on earth. Replace that word with an "alien" sounding one. BOOM. You've got the language of the L'eihr.
“Usually t’ahinni. It’s a basic grain and protein dish made with larun, my favorite flatbread.� Aelyx sighed, remembering the nutty, slightly smoky flavor of warm flatbread, freshly baked and crisp from the oven. He could almost taste it.T'ahinni, eh?! Well, it's a good thing that you clarified that word to us, because otherwise I would mistake it for .
“But if you don’t count evolution, L’eihrs and humans are practically identical. Our DNA is almost the same. What’re the odds that two species light-years apart would be so similar?�Well isn't that just fucking convenient. Infinitesimal, you say? I call that deus ex fucking machina.
“The odds are infinitesimal,� he said with a grin.
All of them, men and women alike, wore their shoulder-length light brown hair tied neatly behind the neck. It blended perfectly with their russet skin, and when combined with the tan uniforms, they were a monochromatic solid wall of brown. Like walking paper bags.Take humanoids. Give them "russet" skin colors, and then for some fucking reason, make them beige.
...at least his complexion had transformed from green to beige.and then have his skin be bronze.
The fitted ivory shirt he’d chosen highlighted his bronze skin while clinging to the contours of his chestSame guy. Different skin tones every time. It seems like this book can't make up its mind what color the aliens in this book are. Oddly-colored alien eyes, "silver". Why the fuck do they always have fucking silver eyes?
It was his eyes that’d left her stunned—not brown like the rest of him, but the most exquisite shade of silvery gray. Holy crap, did they selectively breed for looks, too? That just wasn’t natural.How about purple? How about orange? How about multi-colored swirlings of every imaginable colors? Why always fucking silver, man?). Give them an alien world that's exactly the fucking same as Earth in every way, only have it be, you know, just a little different. Have it be monochromatic and shit. AND NATURALLY THE ALIENS HAVE TO BE SUPER HOT. To be fair, Spock played by Zachary Quinto in Star Trek is pretty hot, but do they really all have to be tremendously handsome and beautiful?
She’d cut her long hair last week and now wore it cropped at an angle that followed her jawline. A revealing skirt had replaced knee-length gym shorts, and she’d rimmed her eyes in jet-black goo, no doubt in an attempt to attract a mate.Female Friendship? Fuck that: The majority of the females in the book are portrayed as blank, empty-headed girls whose main purpose in life is to attract a handsome boyfriend.
Of course Brandi would want to move in on Eric—he’d become popular practically overnight after joining the lacrosse team, and the little social climber hadn’t made it to the top of the ladder yet.They are all stupid, they are all gullible. They are all mindless fools who fall for just about any bullshit Cara the Brilliant throws at them.
Cara dug a fingernail into her palm and smiled sweetly. “Go for it. I’m sure he’s looking for an easy rebound.�
“Oh, no!� Cara pushed Aelyx farther back and shielded him with her body. “Don’t you know the chemicals in hair dye are toxic to L’eihrs?�The teenagers in this book are complete caricatures of every single high school stereotype there is out there. There is nothing to the characters in this book.
“What? I never heard that.� The fan girl bit her bottom lip and wrinkled her forehead.
Shaking her head, the girl backed away and rejoined her friends. “I’m so sorry!�
Thank God for gullible freshmen.
Winning. Cara Sweeney had made it her business, and business was good. Honor Society president? Check. Young Leader Award? Check. State debate champion two years running? Double check. And when the title of valedictorian had eluded her, she’d found a way to snag that, too.Only she's not. Not for a single second in the book does Cara demonstrate any amount of maturity and thinking that I would have expected from a so-called valedictorian, a brilliant, driven girl. She doesn't focus in class. She barely studies. For someone who values going to Dartmouth so much, her education scarcely deserves a mention in the book, and her activities within Debate Club are just laughable because she's got her mind firmly stuffed up Aelyx's bronzed chest.
“This explains your little transformation.� Cara swept her hand, indicating Tori’s haircut and makeup, including Gritty in Pink. How many times had Tori kissed Eric with that stolen gloss on her lips? “And how you got over Jared so fast. Who are you?�Some books can stand the test of time. This isn't one of them. I can't see myself reading this book 50 years down the road to my grandchild...well, maybe I can, but we'd both be laughing hysterically at the histrionics and utter hilarity within this book.
“This,� Tori said, tugging at her clothes, “had nothing to do with E.�
“Oh, gag! You’re calling him E now?�
“Maybe I just wanted someone to look at me the way Aelyx looks at you!�
"The simple truth is most people can't manage total freedom. They make poor use of it.
Winning. Cara Sweeney had made it her business, and business was good. Honor Society president? Check. Young Leader Award? Check. State debate champion two years running? Double check. And when the title of valedictorian had eluded her, she'd found a way to snag that, too.
"No application. Every high school submitted its top candidate, and the L'eihrs took it from there. You'll never guess why they picked you.".
"The ambassador who'll stay with your family sounds just like you - a top student even by L'eihr standards, which is saying a lot.."