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First published November 3, 2024
鈥淎nd we all know what happens when Carl gets a girlfriend. I love him very much, but he鈥檚 quite na茂ve. She could literally have dicks raining on her, and he wouldn鈥檛 notice. No offense, Carl.鈥�
鈥淗appy wife, happy life takes on a whole new meaning when your other half is an indescribable cosmic horror.鈥�
鈥淏e careful who you鈥檙e nice to. Because if you are nice to the wrong person, they鈥檒l either take advantage of you, or worse, they might never leave.鈥�
鈥淲hen Big Things happen on such a large scale, it鈥檚 easy to forget sometimes that these Big Things are also happening to the little things in the world.鈥�
鈥淵es, Carl,鈥� the potion bottle said, his voice deep and demonic. 鈥淒rink me. Drink me deep. Put me inside of you.鈥�
鈥淲e hadn鈥檛 used the chain skill because, well, I鈥檇 decided to blow myself up instead.鈥�
鈥淚t was still dark and cloudy, and I could barely see anything, but a giant, quivering ball of rolling flesh with a god-sized dick schlopping out of it was pretty hard to miss.鈥�
鈥淩aul lowered her and let her slide to the ground. The crab sneered. 鈥淒addy Carl is magnanimous today. Now you shall kiss his famed, alabaster feet and beg for forgiveness.鈥�