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320 pages, Hardcover
First published November 1, 1987
THE SHANDY METHOD*Become the YOU you've always wanted to be in just 6 short months!!!
You want to work MAGIC? ... You can do it!Just follow Jack Shandy's patented TEN STEP PIRATE PROGRAM
You want to become a MASTER SWORDSMAN? ... You can do it!
You want to CAPTAIN your own ship? ... You can do it! You want to be a MASTER OF SEAMANSHIP? ... You can do it!
You want to cook Bouillabaisse like a FIVE STAR CHEF? ... You can do it!
STEP ONE: How to kill everyone who offends your sensibilities!
YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE!
STEP TWO: How to change your unpronounceable name to something catchy!
CHICKS DIG IT!
STEP THREE: How to drink your face off for three months and turn it into training!
NO BETTER WAY TO INSTILL CONFIDENCE IN YOUR FRIENDS & FAMILY!
STEP FOUR: How to always keep hoping!
BELIEVE IT! EVERYTHING WILL TURN OUT IN THE END!
STEP FIVE: How to selfishly use all those around you!
NEVER FEAR -- YOU'LL BE A RIGHTEOUS PIRATE!
Order today and receive your introduction to the "The Shandy Method" absolutely free! Just send your $5.00 dollar cheque or money order for shipping and handling, and you will be the Pirate you've always wanted to be.
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