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262 pages, Kindle Edition
Published March 14, 2025
He’s up to something. I can feel it in the marrow of my bones, and even if he isn’t, he’d be so pretty to watch� and I do love to watch.
No fucking way. Anders, who just told me to keep it ‘professional�, is a pervert and potentially stalking me. That makes me smile more than it should. Shit, I think I’m swooning.
“I’m sick of watching,� Anders growls. “Come and get me then, little lion.�
We’re not perfect; if anything, we’re a train wreck in the making, but there’s no one else I’d rather wreak havoc with.
�I’m going to hell,� he purrs, eyes hooded, flashing a dangerous smile. “That’s fine, as long as you take me with you.� I wink.
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”Jahmar: Mission Swoon Anders is full steam ahead.�
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Genre/Trope:Adult/MM Romance/Dark Romance/Dirty Talker/Fighters Fight/Angst/Bite Isn’t Enough/Cranky Nature/Shameless Flirt/Hot Conjuring Horror/LGTBQIA Plus/Love MM/Rianna Elizabeth/ARC
Trigger Warnings:
Plot: 5/5
POV: 2
Main Characters:
5/5 � Anders Erickson, petnames: Little Lion, Sweetheart, Little brat, 28yo, cis-man, he/him, works at Emerald Building as a concierge (where Jahmar lives), has freckles, is a grumpy pants, very observant, a smartass, always blushing (only bc of Jahmar’s sass), has an unpredictable temperament.
And as Jahmar perfectly describes him: “Underneath that grumpy little frown and air of indifference, there’s a sweet, fluffy marshmallow just waiting to be chomped on.�
5/5 - Jahmar Walker, nickname: Jay, ~ ~ 28yo, cis-man, he/him, works at the hospital as a nurse, always has a big smile on, charms your pants off, has a dark secret, hides beneath a mask, has a guiche piercing and an addiction to smutty vampire books. As Anders says: has a “…chirpy disposition and shameless flirting.�
Anders always blushing because of Jahmar’s relentless teasing was adorable. They have the best chemistry ever, truly "a match made in heaven" as Jay says.
I wasn’t expecting to laugh so much while reading this book. Anders' crankiness and his terrible stalking skills, paired with Jay’s sassiness, were hilarious.
This book was super funny, cute, dark, packed with mystery, secrets, and MAJOR twists. I devoured it!
One of the things I loved most was the cat-and-mouse game they were playing.
Jay is the sweetest, persistent in conquering his little lion’s heart. Like me, he's an attention whore, so Anders peeping on him was a dream come true.
The peeping fool was very reluctant to give in, but in the end, he couldn’t fight it.
I love these two so much. After everything they’ve been through, I just want to give them a big hug. This story feels so original. It's incredibly kinky, so prepare yourself.
Ugh, I loved every minute!
Very well-written. I’ll definitely come back for more from this author.
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”Jahmar: The kiss is positively feral. We kiss like we’re trying to consume one another, molding every fibre, including our DNA, until we’re one organism.�
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Side Characters: 5/5
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Jahmar:“I think I might have a dimple kink.�
“Is that a thing?� I ask. “I dunno, but I’d be happy to make it one. I suddenly have the urge to come all over your face again and make it gather in that cute little pit.�
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Humor: Medium High Focus
Angst: Medium Focus
Steam Level: 4/5
Romance: High Focus
Cheating?
The Ending: 5/5
HEA/HFN?
Favorite character?
Would I read more of this author? Yes
Would I recommend this book? Yes
Enjoyment: 5/5
This is my 1st book Rianne Elizabeth.
Total Books I've Read: 341
Reading Challenge 2025: 20/150
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"Jahmar: Underneath that grumpy little frown and air of indifference, there’s a sweet, fluffy marshmallow just waiting to be chomped on."
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If I let my guard down with him, even just once, he’d eat me alive. Skin, bones, and all, leaving nothing but scraps. Yet, as worrisome as that may seem, I can’t help wanting to be his favourite snack.
He fulfills me in every way possible. Anders fills my heart and my hole like nothing else. He’s it for me.
”I’m sick of watching.� Anders growls. “Come and get me then, little lion.�
”We’re probably made for each other. Pair of psychotic, perverted monsters � but he’s my monster.�
”We’re not perfect, if anything, we’re a train wreck in the making, but there’s no one else i’d rather wreak havoc with.�