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228 pages, Paperback
First published March 10, 2015
鈥淲atching obese people go directly from their Weight Watchers meeting to a frozen yogurt shop is like watching all those poor people fall off the sides of the Titanic when it was sinking. If they only knew how that cold water would kill them.鈥�
鈥淚t鈥檚 the same feeling a wicker chair gets when a circa-2006 Kelly Clarkson takes a seat. TENSE.鈥�
鈥淚 was super close to my paternal grandmother, who had just died. Everyone always said when I grew up I would look just like her, which was disheartening, considering she was a morbidly obese woman who lived in a chair.鈥�
鈥淧rom is only for w and for the guys who want to f**** them.鈥�
I wasn't the prettiest girl at the prom but I was definitely good enough to get date raped.WHAT.THE.FUCK.
"A wise person once said: "Prom is only for whores and for the guys who want to fuck them."or ''dick sucking lips''?
"Even as a young kid I remember wondering, "Is my mom a whore?"
I WON'T EVEN BOTHER WASTING ANY OF MY STARS