What do you think?
Rate this book
337 pages, Hardcover
First published August 5, 2006
丕賳賴 賱賲賳 丕賱賲卮賵賯 丕賳 鬲賵賱賷 賴匕丕 丕賱丕賴鬲賲丕賲 賱廿賳爻丕賳 賱丕 鬲毓乇賮賴貙 賱賲 鬲乇賴貙 賵賱賳 鬲乇丕賴 毓賱賶 丕賱兀乇噩丨 丕亘丿丕賸貙 賱廿賳爻丕賳 賱丕 鬲賳鬲馗乇 賲賳賴 卮賷卅丕賸 賵賱丕 鬲毓乇賮 丕賳 賰丕賳 爻賷兀鬲賷 賲賳賴 卮賷亍 賮賷 丕賱賲賯丕亘賱
Dear Sir/Madam at "LIKE" magazine,
Are you deliberately ignoring my attempts to cancel my subscription? If you're trying to offload more copies of your rag which, let's face it, is gradually going down the drain, I regret to inform you that I'm not going to pay another cent!
Best Wishes,
E. Rothner
You've sent your message to the wrong address. This is a private one : woerter@leike.com.
You want woerter@like.com. You're the third person who's sent me an email trying to cancel their subscription. It must be really a shocking magazine.
Emmi, you can't stop talking about sex. It's pathological!
I'm sorry to say that yes, IT DOES MATTER TO ME WHEN, HOW, WITH, WHOM AND HOW OFTEN YOU HAVE SEX! If I am indeed somebody's chosen "second voice" then I should also have the right to judge wether it's appropriate when, how, with, whom and how often that person has sex.
She - this Emmi with size 37 shoes - is beginning to interest me more than befits the nature of our correspondence.
...Has it occurred to you that we know absolutely nothing about each other? We're creating virtual character, piecing together identikit fantasies of each other... We're toying with and endlessly provoking each other's curiosity by refusing point-blank to satisfy it... Each of us is trying desperately to build up an accurate picture of the other. And by the same time we're being meticulous in not giving away anything fundamental about ourselves.
Yes, by all means feel free to write to me! Type away all your frustration with men, from the depths of your soul. Unleash all your self-righteousness, cynicism and gloating. If you feel better afterwards, my inbox has done its job. If you don't, then just treat yourself (or your mother) to another "LIKE" subscription and unsubscribe from "Leike" .
It's three o'clock in the morning. Is the north wind blowing?
Goodnight.
鈥溬勜� 賷賲賰賳 賱廿賳爻丕賳 賵丕丨丿 兀賳 賷賲賳丨賳丕 賰賱 卮卅鈥�