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496 pages, Paperback
First published August 18, 2015
"I've had some bad experiences in my time, but the heroes I'm going to tell you about were the original old school hard luck cases. They boldly screwed up where no one had screwed up before...
So get your flaming spear. Put on your lion skin cape. Polish your shield and make sure you've got arrows in your quiver. We're going back about four thousand years to decapitate monsters, save some kingdoms, shoot a few gods in the butt, raid the Underworld, and steal loot from evil people. Then, for dessert, we'll die painful tragic deaths. Ready? Sweet. Let's do this."
鈥溾€楴ame one hero who was happy.鈥�
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鈥業 know. They never let you be famous and happy.鈥欌€�
Some legends say that Hera鈥檚 breast milk sprayed across the sky und created the Milky Way. I don鈥檛 know. That seems like a whole lot of solar systems from just one squirt.