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240 pages, Hardcover
First published September 1, 2016
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.Wow! How could I not make the source of such wisdom one of my go-to guys when it comes to the subject of, well, just about anything.
"So we have an apparent contradiction: On the one hand, the national consensus is that Florida is a stupid weird insane dysfunctional hellhole that is also � I forgot to mention this earlier � a hurricane zone that is soon going to be largely submerged when global climate change causes the seas to rise to the point where vast heards of lobsters roam what is now Interstate 95. On the other hand, people keep coming here. And most of them � even the non-stupid ones � decide to stay here. The question is: Why?I choose anonymity here on goodreads, but I can share that I have experience with living in the state of Florida. When some friends mentioned how funny this author was, I knew this particular title was for me. is self-deprecating, informational, and flat out hilarious. It pokes fun at absurd but true headlines that go viral throughout our nation and reveals some behind-the-scenes craziness witnessed first hand by the author himself. It also thoroughly discusses the very question raised in the above quote. The "defending" part consists of the fact that most of the perpetrators of said craziness are not native to Florida. Florida is indeed a melting pot that attracts a lot of good, bad...and yes, crazy, but you'll find some long-term loyalty for sure. From experience, the theme parks are overrated, the #floridaman hashtag is underrated, and the beaches are spot on. Check out this book...and Florida. It's the perfect winter for some sunshine!
To my fellow Floridians:
Don't ever sober up.
"Walk past the Bugattis parked out front, through the
glass sliding doors and veer right across the marble-
floored lobby of Miami's Fontainebleau hotel, and
--voila!--you're there. Welcome to chic, celebrity-
infested LIV."
"Key West is Florida's Florida--the place way down at the bottom where the weirdest of the weird end up; the place where the abnormal is normal."
"And the nation did not forget. The nation had formed a negative, stereotyped image of Florida as being a subtropical festival of stupid."