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448 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2002
“Everybody’s crooked,� Davy said. “The trick is to find out how they’re bent. Then you make sure the consequences are so great they stay straight anyway.�
Pull yourself together. Or in your case, separate yourself better.
Well, as Gwennie always says, if you can’t be a good example, you’ll just have to be a horrible warning.
“You’d rather have a vibrator than me,� Davy said.Delicious!
“It’s a good one,� she said, trying to soften the blow. “It’s not battery-operated. It plugs in.� When he didn’t say anything, she added, “Eve gave it to me for Christmas ten years ago, so I’ve had it a while and...� She trailed off as she watched his face.
“You’re in a long-term relationship with an appliance,� Davy said.
“Hey.� Tilda straightened. “I never have to talk to it, it never makes me feel embarrassed, and it never lets me down.�