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协褌邪谢芯薪薪褘泄 褋斜芯褉薪懈泻 芯写薪芯谐芯 懈蟹 谢褍褔褕懈褏 褉邪褋褋泻邪蟹褔懈泻芯胁 薪邪褕械谐芯 胁褉械屑械薪懈, 胁褘写邪褞褖械谐芯褋褟 屑邪褋褌械褉邪 褔械褉薪芯谐芯 褞屑芯褉邪, 邪写械锌褌邪 胁芯懈薪褋褌胁褍褞褖械泄 褔懈褋褌芯锌谢芯褌薪芯褋褌懈 懈 薪械卸薪芯谐芯 褔械谢芯胁械泻芯薪械薪邪胁懈褋褌薪懈褔械褋褌胁邪. 袟邪 褋胁芯褞 写芯谢谐褍褞 卸懈蟹薪褜 袛邪谢褜 褍褋锌械谢 锌芯褋谢褍卸懈褌褜 胁 胁芯械薪薪芯泄 邪胁懈邪褑懈懈, 薪邪锌懈褋邪褌褜 薪械褋泻芯谢褜泻芯 泻懈薪芯褋褑械薪邪褉懈械胁, 胁 褌芯屑 褔懈褋谢械 写谢褟 校芯谢褌邪 袛懈褋薪械褟, 懈 屑薪芯卸械褋褌胁芯 泻薪懈谐, 锌芯谢褜蟹芯胁邪胁褕懈褏褋褟 褎械薪芯屑械薪邪谢褜薪褘屑 褍褋锌械褏芯屑 褍 写械褌械泄 懈 胁蟹褉芯褋谢褘褏. 袙邪褕械屑褍 胁薪懈屑邪薪懈褞 锌褉械写谢邪谐邪械褌褋褟 褋芯斜褉邪薪懈械 泻谢邪褋褋懈褔械褋泻懈褏 褉邪褋褋泻邪蟹芯胁, 胁 褌芯屑 褔懈褋谢械 蟹薪邪屑械薪懈褌褘泄 "效械谢芯胁械泻 褋 褞谐邪禄 (褌邪泻卸械 懈蟹胁械褋褌薪褘泄 泻邪泻 "袩邪褉懈禄), 锌芯褋谢褍卸懈胁褕懈泄 芯褋薪芯胁芯泄 写谢褟 褎懈谢褜屑芯胁 袗. 啸懈褔泻芯泻邪 懈 袣. 孝邪褉邪薪褌懈薪芯.
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Roald Dahl
1,456听books26k听followersRoald Dahl was a beloved British author, poet, screenwriter, and wartime fighter pilot, best known for his enchanting and often darkly humorous children's books that have captivated generations of readers around the world. Born in Llandaff, Wales, to Norwegian parents, Dahl led a life marked by adventure, tragedy, creativity, and enduring literary success. His vivid imagination and distinctive storytelling style have made him one of the most celebrated children's authors in modern literature.
Before becoming a writer, Dahl lived a life filled with excitement and hardship. He served as a Royal Air Force pilot during World War II, surviving a near-fatal crash in the Libyan desert. His wartime experiences and travels deeply influenced his storytelling, often infusing his works with a sense of danger, resilience, and the triumph of the underdog. After the war, he began writing for both adults and children, showing a rare versatility that spanned genres and age groups.
Dahl's children's books are known for their playful use of language, unforgettable characters, and a deep sense of justice, often pitting clever children against cruel or foolish adults. Some of his most iconic titles include Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Matilda, The BFG, James and the Giant Peach, Fantastic Mr Fox, and The Witches. These works are filled with fantastical elements and moral undertones, empowering young readers to challenge authority, think independently, and believe in the impossible.
Equally acclaimed for his work for adults, Dahl wrote numerous short stories characterized by their macabre twists and dark humor. His stories were frequently published in magazines such as The New Yorker and later compiled into bestselling collections like Someone Like You and Kiss Kiss. He also wrote screenplays, including the James Bond film You Only Live Twice and the adaptation of Ian Fleming's Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Despite his literary success, Dahl was a complex and sometimes controversial figure, known for his strong opinions and difficult personality. Nonetheless, his books continue to be treasured for their wit, originality, and the sense of wonder they inspire. Many of his stories have been adapted into successful films, stage plays, and television specials, further cementing his legacy.
Dahl's impact on children's literature is immeasurable. His ability to connect with young readers through a mix of irreverence, heart, and imagination has made his stories timeless. Even after his death, his books remain in print and continue to be read by millions of children worldwide. His writing not only entertains but also encourages curiosity, courage, and compassion.
Roald Dahl's work lives on as a testament to the power of storytelling and the magic of a truly original voice. He remains a towering figure in literature whose creations continue to spark joy, mischief, and inspiration across generations.
Before becoming a writer, Dahl lived a life filled with excitement and hardship. He served as a Royal Air Force pilot during World War II, surviving a near-fatal crash in the Libyan desert. His wartime experiences and travels deeply influenced his storytelling, often infusing his works with a sense of danger, resilience, and the triumph of the underdog. After the war, he began writing for both adults and children, showing a rare versatility that spanned genres and age groups.
Dahl's children's books are known for their playful use of language, unforgettable characters, and a deep sense of justice, often pitting clever children against cruel or foolish adults. Some of his most iconic titles include Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Matilda, The BFG, James and the Giant Peach, Fantastic Mr Fox, and The Witches. These works are filled with fantastical elements and moral undertones, empowering young readers to challenge authority, think independently, and believe in the impossible.
Equally acclaimed for his work for adults, Dahl wrote numerous short stories characterized by their macabre twists and dark humor. His stories were frequently published in magazines such as The New Yorker and later compiled into bestselling collections like Someone Like You and Kiss Kiss. He also wrote screenplays, including the James Bond film You Only Live Twice and the adaptation of Ian Fleming's Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Despite his literary success, Dahl was a complex and sometimes controversial figure, known for his strong opinions and difficult personality. Nonetheless, his books continue to be treasured for their wit, originality, and the sense of wonder they inspire. Many of his stories have been adapted into successful films, stage plays, and television specials, further cementing his legacy.
Dahl's impact on children's literature is immeasurable. His ability to connect with young readers through a mix of irreverence, heart, and imagination has made his stories timeless. Even after his death, his books remain in print and continue to be read by millions of children worldwide. His writing not only entertains but also encourages curiosity, courage, and compassion.
Roald Dahl's work lives on as a testament to the power of storytelling and the magic of a truly original voice. He remains a towering figure in literature whose creations continue to spark joy, mischief, and inspiration across generations.
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April 25, 2021
Dahl was a kind of precursor of the black comedy we see today, as he mixes disturbing and mad characters with bizarre plots and brings them in horrible situations without getting too explicit, as there was still much censoring and bigotry surrounding anything nasty when the works were published.
But it would interest me how he would have written without reducing the amount of gore and sex to a minimum, he could have kickstarted the extreme horror, psychological horror- and slasher genre. In contrast to the more subtle meta horror of Lovecraft and classical horror stories, the fear doesn麓t lie in the single evil condensed to a monster or a whole world full of terror where the protagonists are just the vehicles to transport the goosebumps to the readers. In Dahls麓work, hell is other people comes to a whole new level, as it are the twisted minds and the terrible things they do to other people that make the magic of his work.
He could be compared to Bradbury, who wrote more epical and less depressing with as few words as possible, but didn麓t leave the mind penetrated reader with so much paranoia regarding the true motivations and thoughts of the humans surrounding him.
Tropes show how literature is conceptualized and created and which mixture of elements makes works and genres unique:
But it would interest me how he would have written without reducing the amount of gore and sex to a minimum, he could have kickstarted the extreme horror, psychological horror- and slasher genre. In contrast to the more subtle meta horror of Lovecraft and classical horror stories, the fear doesn麓t lie in the single evil condensed to a monster or a whole world full of terror where the protagonists are just the vehicles to transport the goosebumps to the readers. In Dahls麓work, hell is other people comes to a whole new level, as it are the twisted minds and the terrible things they do to other people that make the magic of his work.
He could be compared to Bradbury, who wrote more epical and less depressing with as few words as possible, but didn麓t leave the mind penetrated reader with so much paranoia regarding the true motivations and thoughts of the humans surrounding him.
Tropes show how literature is conceptualized and created and which mixture of elements makes works and genres unique:
August 31, 2021
Someone Like You, Roald Dahl
These eighteen tales of the macabre show Dahl's dark brilliance as a short-story writer.
They are wicked (as an old man attracts the attentions of those more interested in his skin than his wellbeing), shocking (as distasteful bets are made 鈥� a daughter's hand on the identity of a glass of claret, a finger risked for a Cadillac) and blackly humorous (as a cuckolded husband receives a chance to take his revenge out on his wife's neck).
Someone Like You is a collection of short stories by Roald Dahl. It was published in 1953 by Alfred Knopf. Pages: 359 pp.
It contains eighteen short stories. The final four are grouped under a collective title.
Taste,
Lamb to the Slaughter,
Man from the South,
The Soldier,
My Lady Love, My Dove,
Dip in the Pool,
Galloping Foxley,
Skin,
Poison,
The Wish,
Neck,
The Sound Machine,
Nunc Dimittis,
The Great Automatic Grammatizator,
Claude's Dog: The Ratcatcher, Rummins, Mr. Feasey, and Mr. Hoddy.
鬲丕乇蹖禺 賳禺爻鬲蹖賳 禺賵丕賳卮
毓賳賵丕賳: 蹖讴蹖 賲孬賱 鬲賵 (賴賮鬲 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 丕夭 賳賵蹖爻賳丿诏丕賳 亘乇蹖鬲丕賳蹖丕蹖蹖)貨 賳賵蹖爻賳丿诏丕賳 诏乇賵賴蹖 丕夭 賳賵蹖爻賳丿诏丕賳 亘乇蹖鬲丕賳蹖丕蹖蹖: 丕賱.丕蹖.噩蹖 丕爻鬲乇丕賳诏鈥徹� 賵蹖.丕爻 倬乇蹖趩鬲鈥徹� 丕賱蹖 丕爻賲蹖鬲貙 乇賵賱丿 丿丕賱貙 噩賵乇噩蹖賳丕 賴賲蹖讴貙 噩賵乇噩 賲讴蹖 亘乇丕賵賳 賵 倬賳賴鈥屬勝堎举� 賮蹖鬲夭噩乇丕賱丿貨 賲鬲乇噩賲 丨爻蹖賳 毓賱蹖乇囟丕蹖蹖貨 鬲賴乇丕賳貙 賯賯賳賵爻貙 1399貨 丿乇120氐貨 卮丕亘讴9786220403098貨 賲賵囟賵毓 丿丕爻鬲丕賳賴丕蹖 讴賵鬲丕賴 丕夭 賳賵蹖爻賳丿诏丕賳 亘乇蹖鬲丕賳蹖丕 - 爻丿賴 20賲
蹖讴蹖 賲孬賱 鬲賵貙 乇賵丕蹖鬲蹖 丕夭 丿賵 禺賱亘丕賳 噩賳诏蹖 丕爻鬲貙 讴賴 丿乇 讴丕賮賴鈥� 丕蹖 丿乇 丨丕賱 诏賮鬲诏賵 丿乇亘丕乇賴 蹖 亘賲亘鈥屬囏й屰� 賴爻鬲賳丿貙 讴賴 賳丕趩丕乇 亘賵丿賴鈥� 丕賳丿 丿乇 胤賵賱 噩賳诏 乇賵蹖 卮賴乇賴丕 賵 禺丕賳賴鈥屬囏� 亘乇蹖夭賳丿貨 賳賵蹖爻賳丿賴貙 噩丿丕 丕夭 丕蹖賳讴賴 禺賵丿 鬲噩乇亘賴 卮乇讴鬲 丿乇 噩賳诏 噩賴丕賳蹖 丿賵賲貙 賵 禺賱亘丕賳蹖 乇丕 丿丕卮鬲賴 丕賳丿貙 蹖讴鈥屫ㄘж� 賴賲 丿乇 丨丕丿孬賴鈥� 丕蹖 賴賵丕蹖蹖 爻賯賵胤 讴乇丿賳丿 賵 噩丕賳 爻丕賱賲 亘賴 丿乇 亘乇丿賳丿
鬲丕乇蹖禺 亘賴賳诏丕賲 乇爻丕賳蹖 08/06/1400賴噩乇蹖 禺賵乇卮蹖丿蹖貨 丕. 卮乇亘蹖丕賳蹖
These eighteen tales of the macabre show Dahl's dark brilliance as a short-story writer.
They are wicked (as an old man attracts the attentions of those more interested in his skin than his wellbeing), shocking (as distasteful bets are made 鈥� a daughter's hand on the identity of a glass of claret, a finger risked for a Cadillac) and blackly humorous (as a cuckolded husband receives a chance to take his revenge out on his wife's neck).
Someone Like You is a collection of short stories by Roald Dahl. It was published in 1953 by Alfred Knopf. Pages: 359 pp.
It contains eighteen short stories. The final four are grouped under a collective title.
Taste,
Lamb to the Slaughter,
Man from the South,
The Soldier,
My Lady Love, My Dove,
Dip in the Pool,
Galloping Foxley,
Skin,
Poison,
The Wish,
Neck,
The Sound Machine,
Nunc Dimittis,
The Great Automatic Grammatizator,
Claude's Dog: The Ratcatcher, Rummins, Mr. Feasey, and Mr. Hoddy.
鬲丕乇蹖禺 賳禺爻鬲蹖賳 禺賵丕賳卮
毓賳賵丕賳: 蹖讴蹖 賲孬賱 鬲賵 (賴賮鬲 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 丕夭 賳賵蹖爻賳丿诏丕賳 亘乇蹖鬲丕賳蹖丕蹖蹖)貨 賳賵蹖爻賳丿诏丕賳 诏乇賵賴蹖 丕夭 賳賵蹖爻賳丿诏丕賳 亘乇蹖鬲丕賳蹖丕蹖蹖: 丕賱.丕蹖.噩蹖 丕爻鬲乇丕賳诏鈥徹� 賵蹖.丕爻 倬乇蹖趩鬲鈥徹� 丕賱蹖 丕爻賲蹖鬲貙 乇賵賱丿 丿丕賱貙 噩賵乇噩蹖賳丕 賴賲蹖讴貙 噩賵乇噩 賲讴蹖 亘乇丕賵賳 賵 倬賳賴鈥屬勝堎举� 賮蹖鬲夭噩乇丕賱丿貨 賲鬲乇噩賲 丨爻蹖賳 毓賱蹖乇囟丕蹖蹖貨 鬲賴乇丕賳貙 賯賯賳賵爻貙 1399貨 丿乇120氐貨 卮丕亘讴9786220403098貨 賲賵囟賵毓 丿丕爻鬲丕賳賴丕蹖 讴賵鬲丕賴 丕夭 賳賵蹖爻賳丿诏丕賳 亘乇蹖鬲丕賳蹖丕 - 爻丿賴 20賲
蹖讴蹖 賲孬賱 鬲賵貙 乇賵丕蹖鬲蹖 丕夭 丿賵 禺賱亘丕賳 噩賳诏蹖 丕爻鬲貙 讴賴 丿乇 讴丕賮賴鈥� 丕蹖 丿乇 丨丕賱 诏賮鬲诏賵 丿乇亘丕乇賴 蹖 亘賲亘鈥屬囏й屰� 賴爻鬲賳丿貙 讴賴 賳丕趩丕乇 亘賵丿賴鈥� 丕賳丿 丿乇 胤賵賱 噩賳诏 乇賵蹖 卮賴乇賴丕 賵 禺丕賳賴鈥屬囏� 亘乇蹖夭賳丿貨 賳賵蹖爻賳丿賴貙 噩丿丕 丕夭 丕蹖賳讴賴 禺賵丿 鬲噩乇亘賴 卮乇讴鬲 丿乇 噩賳诏 噩賴丕賳蹖 丿賵賲貙 賵 禺賱亘丕賳蹖 乇丕 丿丕卮鬲賴 丕賳丿貙 蹖讴鈥屫ㄘж� 賴賲 丿乇 丨丕丿孬賴鈥� 丕蹖 賴賵丕蹖蹖 爻賯賵胤 讴乇丿賳丿 賵 噩丕賳 爻丕賱賲 亘賴 丿乇 亘乇丿賳丿
鬲丕乇蹖禺 亘賴賳诏丕賲 乇爻丕賳蹖 08/06/1400賴噩乇蹖 禺賵乇卮蹖丿蹖貨 丕. 卮乇亘蹖丕賳蹖
December 23, 2023
Brilliant surreal-comic stories (several first appeared in the NYer). Dahl insinuates a lethal twist into everyday life. A wife wants to kill her husband ("Lamb to the Slaughter"): she whacks him with a chunk of frozen meat and then cooks the weapon as the police arrive.
Spinning comic impudence : In "My Lady Love, My Dove," a snobby bridge-playing married duo plant a mike in the guest room of visiting couple and learn their secret bridge-winning codes. ~~ Forget bridge. I've always wanted to do this.
I pity those who dont "get" the black comedy of these stories. Stay away from me!
Spinning comic impudence : In "My Lady Love, My Dove," a snobby bridge-playing married duo plant a mike in the guest room of visiting couple and learn their secret bridge-winning codes. ~~ Forget bridge. I've always wanted to do this.
I pity those who dont "get" the black comedy of these stories. Stay away from me!
April 16, 2022
Deliciously sly and sometimes macabre short stories, each with a twist in the tale from a master storyteller. In the late 1970s, Roald Dahl鈥檚 short stories were televised in England in a series titled, 鈥楾ales of the Unexpected鈥� and I watched them with avid interest. It was wonderful to discover this audiobook and listen to each story narrated by some of my favorite British actors.
TASTE 鈥� The stakes are high in this wager on the origin of a bottle of wine. Read by Richard E Grant.
LAMB TO THE SLAUGHTER 鈥� I remember this story most vividly from the TV series. It is quite unexpected and deliciously devious! Read by Juliet Stevenson.
MAN FROM THE SOUTH鈥� Another wager story with a twist. This one made me cringe and had me 鈥榦n edge鈥� the entire time I was listening! Read by Stephen Mangan
THE SOLDIER鈥� A creepy story with an unreliable narrator. The soldier might have PTSD but, there were additional neurological symptoms that I wondered about. I couldn鈥檛 make up my mind if the wife was plotting to kill the soldier/husband, or vice versa! Read by Stephen Mangan
MY LADY LOVE, MY DOVE 鈥� On the surface, Arthur appears hen-pecked and thinks to himself, 鈥淚f only Pamela would try to be less solicitous of my welfare, less prone to coax me into doing things for my own good rather than for my own pleasure, then everything would be heaven.鈥� However, Arthur and Pamela each have their own thread of wickedness and together, they plot against their weekend guests, whom Pamela despises as social climbers. However, they get more than they bargained for! Read by Richard Griffiths
DIP IN THE POOL 鈥� This story takes place on a cruise ship sailing rough seas. 鈥楶ool鈥� has a double-meaning. After dinner the passengers participate in a betting pool to guess how much progress the ship will make the next day. The participant whose bet is closest to the actual distance traveled will win the entire 鈥榩ool.鈥� The distance travelled is affected by the weather and how rough or smooth the sea is. I love this passage that describes the effect the rough sea has on the passengers:
鈥淚t was very gentle at first, just a slow, lazy leaning to one side, then to the other, but it was enough to cause a subtle, immediate change of mood over the whole room. A few of the passengers glanced up from their food, hesitating, waiting, almost listening for the next roll, smiling nervously, little secret glimmers of apprehension in their eyes. Some were completely unruffled, some were openly smug, a number of the smug ones making jokes about food and weather in order to torture the few who were beginning to suffer.鈥�
Mr Botibol places his bet expecting continued rough seas and slow progress. He is foiled when the sea is calm the next morning. To control the ship鈥檚 progress and win the 鈥榩ool,鈥� he must come up with a plan to slow the ship down. Read by Adrian Scarborough
GALLOPING FOXLEY 鈥� The sophistication of the vocabulary and class distinction sets this story apart. William Perkins has taken the same train among the same small group of passengers for 15-years. 鈥淲hen occasionally a new face appears on the platform it causes a certain disclamatory, protestant ripple, like a new bird in a cage of canaries.鈥� Perkins has his nose put out of joint when a stranger with a 鈥減owerful presence of arrogance and oil,鈥� carrying a pipe, a cane and the Daily Mail newspaper settles in his 鈥榚xcusive鈥� compartment on the train.
For years Perkins has enjoyed the 鈥渟pecial little pleasure鈥� of having the compartment to himself to read The Times newspaper. The way the stranger swings his cane recalls 鈥楪alloping鈥� Foxley, a bully from his first year at public school in 1907, when he was 12 and had been a 鈥渟mall pale shrimp of a boy.鈥� Foxley鈥檚 bullying was most cruel, and Perkins devises a plan to publicly humiliate him. Read by Richard Griffiths
SKIN 鈥� Drioli, a retired tattoo artist discovers a painting in a gallery. He realizes he knew the artist some years ago and reminisces about their time together. The gallery owner asks the disheveled Drioli to leave. Drioli exposes his bare back revealing a tattoo of a painting by the same artist. The gallery owner is astonished and tries to persuade Drioli to have the painting surgically removed, so he can buy it. An art collector offers Drioli a place in his luxury hotel where guests may view the painting on his back. Which will he choose? Read by Tamsin Greig
POISON 鈥� Timber arrives home to discover his partner Harry acting strangely. He tells Timber that 鈥渁n extremely poisonous little snake crawled onto the bed and is now sleeping under the sheet on [his] stomach.鈥� Timber summons Dr. Ganderbai who arrives with snakebite serum. However, when they finally draw the sheet back, there is no evidence of a snake. Harry showers Dr. Ganderbai with racist insults and we discover the true source of poison. Read by Richard E Grant
THE WISH 鈥� At about 10-minutes in length, this was the shortest of all the short stories. A young boy turns a new carpet into an imaginary land. He must travel the length of the carpet without stepping on the black areas, which represent snakes, to receive his reward of a puppy. Read by Stephen Mangan
NECK 鈥� London鈥檚 most eligible bachelor, Sir Basil Turton is swept to the altar by the beautiful Natalia. About 6-years later, Natalia, aka Lady Turton is showing a besotted Major Haddock around the grounds of their estate when her head gets stuck in a wooden sculpture while posing for a photograph. The butler advances toward her carrying an axe. However, Sir Basil deems this unsafe and selects a saw instead. 鈥溾€橪ady Turton is pale-faced and gurgling incoherently with fear,鈥� while Sir Basil has an odd look of amusement in his eyes. Read by Julian Rhind-Tutt
THE SOUND MACHINE 鈥� Klausner is described as 鈥渁 frail, nervous, twitchy little man, a moth of a man, dreamy and distracted; suddenly fluttering and animated鈥� and he gives the impression of possessing 鈥渁 quality of distance, of immense, immeasurable distance, as though the mind was far away from where the body was.鈥�
Klausner is obsessed with sound. He wants to listen to sounds that the human ear cannot normally hear, so he makes a sound machine, which is described as a black box measuring 3 feet long and roughly the shape of a child鈥檚 coffin, to convert high pitched sounds to a lower pitch that he will be able to hear. Klausner is successful, however, I fear it is a case of 鈥榖e careful what you wish for.鈥� Read by Adrian Scarborough
NUNC DIMITTIS 鈥� A gossip tells Lionel that his younger girlfriend, Janet finds him boring. Lionel sets out to humiliate Janet in public. He commissions a painting of Janet, without her knowledge, from an artist who employs a unique method. He paints the subject naked and then, adds layers of clothing at intervals. Lionel, a skilled art restorer, carefully removes the layers of paint to reveal Janet in her underwear. Next, Lionel hosts a candlelight dinner for all their high society friends and reveals the painting when the lights are turned on at the end of the evening. Janet is thoroughly humiliated. Two days later in an apparent act of forgiveness, Janet sends Lionel a gift of his favorite caviar, which he is unable to resist. Read by Derek Jacobi
THE GREAT AUTOMATIC GRAMMATIZATOR 鈥� An automatic computing engine that can make calculations in 5 seconds that would take a human being a month to work out. Favorite passage: 鈥渢here鈥檚 a trick that nearly every writer uses, of inserting at least one long, obscure word into each story. This makes the reader think that the man is very wise and clever. So I have the machine do the same thing. There鈥檒l be a whole stack of long words stored away just for this purpose.鈥� 鈥淲here?鈥� 鈥淚n the 鈥榳ord-memory鈥� section,鈥� he said, epexegetically. Read by Will Self
CLAUD鈥橲 DOG: This disturbing story is divided into four sections and read by Jessica Hynes.
The Ratcatcher 鈥� contains descriptions that made my skin crawl. There are rats living in Rummins鈥� hayrick and a rat catcher is summoned. The 鈥榬odent operative鈥� arrives on the scene by 鈥渟idling up the driveway with a stealthy, soft-treading gait鈥� and is described as having a rat-like appearance with 鈥渁 sharp face and two long sulphur-coloured teeth that protruded from the upper jaw.鈥� Even the way he speaks gave me a shiver down my spine. 鈥淭he word 鈥榬ats鈥� came out of his mouth soft and throaty, with a rich fruity relish as though he were gargling with melted butter. 鈥楲et鈥檚 take a look at them rraats.鈥欌€�
Rummins 鈥� is an odious farmer described as having a 鈥渨ide frog mouth, broken teeth and shifty eyes.鈥� And, the description of Bert鈥檚 bad eye lends an additional air of creepiness, 鈥渋t was pale grey all over, like a boiled fish-eye,鈥� although it is fixed in one position, 鈥渋t appeared always to be looking at you and following you round.鈥� There鈥檚 trouble afoot and Rummins seems to be 鈥榠n the know,鈥� whereas Bert is unsuspecting.
Mr Hoddy 鈥� is described as 鈥渁 small sour apple of a man, grey-skinned and shrivelled, with a dozen or so surviving strands of black hair pasted across the dome of his bald head.鈥� Another deliciously revolting description: 鈥淢r Hoddy was eating a slice of currant cake, nibbling it round the edges, and his small mouth was like the mouth of a caterpillar biting a tiny curved slice out of the edge of a leaf.鈥� Later, I felt truly squeamish when maggots were introduced.
Mr Feasey 鈥� 鈥渉as an incredible memory and is able to spot an imposter dog from a mile away,鈥� which is bad news for Claud and his friend Gordon who have been working a scam at the Greyhound racing track. Claud is described as having a 鈥渂ig bovine face secret and cunning鈥� and his dog Jackie 鈥渉ad the widest most human-smiling grin.鈥� Every time Gordon sees it, he anticipates hearing 鈥渉im start laughing out loud as well.鈥� Who will have the last laugh?
TASTE 鈥� The stakes are high in this wager on the origin of a bottle of wine. Read by Richard E Grant.
LAMB TO THE SLAUGHTER 鈥� I remember this story most vividly from the TV series. It is quite unexpected and deliciously devious! Read by Juliet Stevenson.
MAN FROM THE SOUTH鈥� Another wager story with a twist. This one made me cringe and had me 鈥榦n edge鈥� the entire time I was listening! Read by Stephen Mangan
THE SOLDIER鈥� A creepy story with an unreliable narrator. The soldier might have PTSD but, there were additional neurological symptoms that I wondered about. I couldn鈥檛 make up my mind if the wife was plotting to kill the soldier/husband, or vice versa! Read by Stephen Mangan
MY LADY LOVE, MY DOVE 鈥� On the surface, Arthur appears hen-pecked and thinks to himself, 鈥淚f only Pamela would try to be less solicitous of my welfare, less prone to coax me into doing things for my own good rather than for my own pleasure, then everything would be heaven.鈥� However, Arthur and Pamela each have their own thread of wickedness and together, they plot against their weekend guests, whom Pamela despises as social climbers. However, they get more than they bargained for! Read by Richard Griffiths
DIP IN THE POOL 鈥� This story takes place on a cruise ship sailing rough seas. 鈥楶ool鈥� has a double-meaning. After dinner the passengers participate in a betting pool to guess how much progress the ship will make the next day. The participant whose bet is closest to the actual distance traveled will win the entire 鈥榩ool.鈥� The distance travelled is affected by the weather and how rough or smooth the sea is. I love this passage that describes the effect the rough sea has on the passengers:
鈥淚t was very gentle at first, just a slow, lazy leaning to one side, then to the other, but it was enough to cause a subtle, immediate change of mood over the whole room. A few of the passengers glanced up from their food, hesitating, waiting, almost listening for the next roll, smiling nervously, little secret glimmers of apprehension in their eyes. Some were completely unruffled, some were openly smug, a number of the smug ones making jokes about food and weather in order to torture the few who were beginning to suffer.鈥�
Mr Botibol places his bet expecting continued rough seas and slow progress. He is foiled when the sea is calm the next morning. To control the ship鈥檚 progress and win the 鈥榩ool,鈥� he must come up with a plan to slow the ship down. Read by Adrian Scarborough
GALLOPING FOXLEY 鈥� The sophistication of the vocabulary and class distinction sets this story apart. William Perkins has taken the same train among the same small group of passengers for 15-years. 鈥淲hen occasionally a new face appears on the platform it causes a certain disclamatory, protestant ripple, like a new bird in a cage of canaries.鈥� Perkins has his nose put out of joint when a stranger with a 鈥減owerful presence of arrogance and oil,鈥� carrying a pipe, a cane and the Daily Mail newspaper settles in his 鈥榚xcusive鈥� compartment on the train.
For years Perkins has enjoyed the 鈥渟pecial little pleasure鈥� of having the compartment to himself to read The Times newspaper. The way the stranger swings his cane recalls 鈥楪alloping鈥� Foxley, a bully from his first year at public school in 1907, when he was 12 and had been a 鈥渟mall pale shrimp of a boy.鈥� Foxley鈥檚 bullying was most cruel, and Perkins devises a plan to publicly humiliate him. Read by Richard Griffiths
SKIN 鈥� Drioli, a retired tattoo artist discovers a painting in a gallery. He realizes he knew the artist some years ago and reminisces about their time together. The gallery owner asks the disheveled Drioli to leave. Drioli exposes his bare back revealing a tattoo of a painting by the same artist. The gallery owner is astonished and tries to persuade Drioli to have the painting surgically removed, so he can buy it. An art collector offers Drioli a place in his luxury hotel where guests may view the painting on his back. Which will he choose? Read by Tamsin Greig
POISON 鈥� Timber arrives home to discover his partner Harry acting strangely. He tells Timber that 鈥渁n extremely poisonous little snake crawled onto the bed and is now sleeping under the sheet on [his] stomach.鈥� Timber summons Dr. Ganderbai who arrives with snakebite serum. However, when they finally draw the sheet back, there is no evidence of a snake. Harry showers Dr. Ganderbai with racist insults and we discover the true source of poison. Read by Richard E Grant
THE WISH 鈥� At about 10-minutes in length, this was the shortest of all the short stories. A young boy turns a new carpet into an imaginary land. He must travel the length of the carpet without stepping on the black areas, which represent snakes, to receive his reward of a puppy. Read by Stephen Mangan
NECK 鈥� London鈥檚 most eligible bachelor, Sir Basil Turton is swept to the altar by the beautiful Natalia. About 6-years later, Natalia, aka Lady Turton is showing a besotted Major Haddock around the grounds of their estate when her head gets stuck in a wooden sculpture while posing for a photograph. The butler advances toward her carrying an axe. However, Sir Basil deems this unsafe and selects a saw instead. 鈥溾€橪ady Turton is pale-faced and gurgling incoherently with fear,鈥� while Sir Basil has an odd look of amusement in his eyes. Read by Julian Rhind-Tutt
THE SOUND MACHINE 鈥� Klausner is described as 鈥渁 frail, nervous, twitchy little man, a moth of a man, dreamy and distracted; suddenly fluttering and animated鈥� and he gives the impression of possessing 鈥渁 quality of distance, of immense, immeasurable distance, as though the mind was far away from where the body was.鈥�
Klausner is obsessed with sound. He wants to listen to sounds that the human ear cannot normally hear, so he makes a sound machine, which is described as a black box measuring 3 feet long and roughly the shape of a child鈥檚 coffin, to convert high pitched sounds to a lower pitch that he will be able to hear. Klausner is successful, however, I fear it is a case of 鈥榖e careful what you wish for.鈥� Read by Adrian Scarborough
NUNC DIMITTIS 鈥� A gossip tells Lionel that his younger girlfriend, Janet finds him boring. Lionel sets out to humiliate Janet in public. He commissions a painting of Janet, without her knowledge, from an artist who employs a unique method. He paints the subject naked and then, adds layers of clothing at intervals. Lionel, a skilled art restorer, carefully removes the layers of paint to reveal Janet in her underwear. Next, Lionel hosts a candlelight dinner for all their high society friends and reveals the painting when the lights are turned on at the end of the evening. Janet is thoroughly humiliated. Two days later in an apparent act of forgiveness, Janet sends Lionel a gift of his favorite caviar, which he is unable to resist. Read by Derek Jacobi
THE GREAT AUTOMATIC GRAMMATIZATOR 鈥� An automatic computing engine that can make calculations in 5 seconds that would take a human being a month to work out. Favorite passage: 鈥渢here鈥檚 a trick that nearly every writer uses, of inserting at least one long, obscure word into each story. This makes the reader think that the man is very wise and clever. So I have the machine do the same thing. There鈥檒l be a whole stack of long words stored away just for this purpose.鈥� 鈥淲here?鈥� 鈥淚n the 鈥榳ord-memory鈥� section,鈥� he said, epexegetically. Read by Will Self
CLAUD鈥橲 DOG: This disturbing story is divided into four sections and read by Jessica Hynes.
The Ratcatcher 鈥� contains descriptions that made my skin crawl. There are rats living in Rummins鈥� hayrick and a rat catcher is summoned. The 鈥榬odent operative鈥� arrives on the scene by 鈥渟idling up the driveway with a stealthy, soft-treading gait鈥� and is described as having a rat-like appearance with 鈥渁 sharp face and two long sulphur-coloured teeth that protruded from the upper jaw.鈥� Even the way he speaks gave me a shiver down my spine. 鈥淭he word 鈥榬ats鈥� came out of his mouth soft and throaty, with a rich fruity relish as though he were gargling with melted butter. 鈥楲et鈥檚 take a look at them rraats.鈥欌€�
Rummins 鈥� is an odious farmer described as having a 鈥渨ide frog mouth, broken teeth and shifty eyes.鈥� And, the description of Bert鈥檚 bad eye lends an additional air of creepiness, 鈥渋t was pale grey all over, like a boiled fish-eye,鈥� although it is fixed in one position, 鈥渋t appeared always to be looking at you and following you round.鈥� There鈥檚 trouble afoot and Rummins seems to be 鈥榠n the know,鈥� whereas Bert is unsuspecting.
Mr Hoddy 鈥� is described as 鈥渁 small sour apple of a man, grey-skinned and shrivelled, with a dozen or so surviving strands of black hair pasted across the dome of his bald head.鈥� Another deliciously revolting description: 鈥淢r Hoddy was eating a slice of currant cake, nibbling it round the edges, and his small mouth was like the mouth of a caterpillar biting a tiny curved slice out of the edge of a leaf.鈥� Later, I felt truly squeamish when maggots were introduced.
Mr Feasey 鈥� 鈥渉as an incredible memory and is able to spot an imposter dog from a mile away,鈥� which is bad news for Claud and his friend Gordon who have been working a scam at the Greyhound racing track. Claud is described as having a 鈥渂ig bovine face secret and cunning鈥� and his dog Jackie 鈥渉ad the widest most human-smiling grin.鈥� Every time Gordon sees it, he anticipates hearing 鈥渉im start laughing out loud as well.鈥� Who will have the last laugh?
April 30, 2022
ne desem bilemiyorum. uzun zamand谋r okudu臒um en g眉zel 枚yk眉ler bunlar. 眉rk眉t眉c眉, u莽uk ka莽谋k ve biraz deli i艧i. iyi bir 枚yk眉 okuman谋n verdi臒i hisle uykuya dalmay谋 枚zleyece臒im. yeni bir dahl kitab谋 okuyana kadar.
February 22, 2020
This is an excellent collection of short stories for adults by an author who is much more well known for his works for children. These stories are often hilarious, often macabre and occasionally genuinely disturbing. They are all very entertaining. Story-by-story star breakdown below:
1. 鈥楾aste鈥� - 5 stars
2. 鈥楲amb to the Slaughter鈥� - 4 stars
3. 鈥楳an from the South鈥� - 4 stars
4. 鈥楾he Soldier鈥� - 5 stars
5. 鈥楳y Lady Love, My Dove鈥� - 3 stars
6. 鈥楧ip in the Pool鈥� - 4 stars
7. 鈥楪alloping Foxley鈥� - 3 stars
8. 鈥楽kin鈥� - 5 stars
9. 鈥楶oison鈥� - 4 stars
10. 鈥楾he Wish鈥� - 5 stars
11. 鈥楴eck鈥� - 4 stars
12. 鈥楾he Sound Machine鈥� - 5 stars
13. 鈥楴unc Dimittis鈥� - 3 stars
14. 鈥楾he Great Automatic Grammatizator鈥� - 5 stars
15. 鈥楥laud's Dog鈥� - 4 stars
1. 鈥楾aste鈥� - 5 stars
2. 鈥楲amb to the Slaughter鈥� - 4 stars
3. 鈥楳an from the South鈥� - 4 stars
4. 鈥楾he Soldier鈥� - 5 stars
5. 鈥楳y Lady Love, My Dove鈥� - 3 stars
6. 鈥楧ip in the Pool鈥� - 4 stars
7. 鈥楪alloping Foxley鈥� - 3 stars
8. 鈥楽kin鈥� - 5 stars
9. 鈥楶oison鈥� - 4 stars
10. 鈥楾he Wish鈥� - 5 stars
11. 鈥楴eck鈥� - 4 stars
12. 鈥楾he Sound Machine鈥� - 5 stars
13. 鈥楴unc Dimittis鈥� - 3 stars
14. 鈥楾he Great Automatic Grammatizator鈥� - 5 stars
15. 鈥楥laud's Dog鈥� - 4 stars
November 29, 2015
Excellent, creepy, and bizarre short stories from an author known for his off-kilter children stories. So, if you're familiar with those, take that weirdness to an adult level that borders on the horrific, and you have the genius that is Roald Dahl. I loved "Lamb to the Slaughter," which is perhaps his most famous, where a bored housewife attempts to get away with murder. I also enjoyed "The Man from the South," which I was unaware Quentin Tarantino used for his short film in the movie "Four Rooms." What I like most about these stories is that they all have a twist at the end, that upends the trajectory of the narrative, but makes them all the more satisfying.
February 8, 2021
Despite the fact that the author held notorious anti-Semitic views, I have read many of Roald Dahl books. His collection of dark and macabre short stories is absolutely wonderful and I recommend them to readers who like horror fiction. Many of the writer's stories have a frightening and surreal edge to them and like his children's books, many of his characters are extremely unlikable and nasty.
Maybe it takes the edge off when we understand just how hated Dahl was by some of the public and people who knew him. His ex-wife called him "Roald the Rotten." He had a cruel and sadistic streak which lands straight on the paper and what makes his stories so compelling to read. Four stars.
Maybe it takes the edge off when we understand just how hated Dahl was by some of the public and people who knew him. His ex-wife called him "Roald the Rotten." He had a cruel and sadistic streak which lands straight on the paper and what makes his stories so compelling to read. Four stars.
January 23, 2021
Needed something light and this certainly filled that role. Most of the stories were ones that I had read in my mid-teens, and their brevity, simplicity, and the fact they often finished with that little twist were partly responsible for my getting into reading. Revisiting them, however, they appeared less powerful than I remember, and the further I got into the collection, the less interesting they became. 鈥楲amb to the Slaughter鈥� was my favorite, probably because I first came across it as an episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents all those years ago.
September 29, 2012
Brilliant brilliant brilliant.
Roald Dahl is the King of the Macabre. He is the Charles Dickens of the 20th Century, with a sense of humour that can ONLY be described as deliciously wicked. This collection of short stories is decidedly grown-up, but reading it I often found myself sniggering like a little child.
My favorite stories by far were Lamb to the Slaughter and Taste, I believe they were the first two, although they were all darkly humorous and very entertaining.
Roald Dahl is the King of the Macabre. He is the Charles Dickens of the 20th Century, with a sense of humour that can ONLY be described as deliciously wicked. This collection of short stories is decidedly grown-up, but reading it I often found myself sniggering like a little child.
My favorite stories by far were Lamb to the Slaughter and Taste, I believe they were the first two, although they were all darkly humorous and very entertaining.
July 25, 2018
I'm not going to write a long review of this book. All I'll say is that I love strange and quirky tales that explore the way human beings are and I consider Roald Dahl to be THE master of such tales. I hope that "Someone Like You" isn't really about you or me, but I'm afraid it very well might be. I'm not going to claim this is the best short story collection ever written, but it can't be far off the mark!
April 30, 2019
Wieder eine abwechslungsreiche Sammlung von meinem liebsten Kurzgeschichtenschreiber, doch hat mir dieses Mal ein wenig die Bissigkeit gefehlt. Es finden sich auch hier kleine Sch盲tze, doch gab es einige Geschichten bei denen ich mir am Ende etwas mehr Finesse gew眉nscht h盲tte.
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April 15, 2025By story number five I鈥檇 had more than enough from Mr Dahl. The stories are dated (obviously) but I found them samey, misogynistic and I just felt bored and unconnected whilst reading them. It鈥檚 a shame, I had high hopes as they all sounded promising. Never mind, I鈥檒l stick with his children鈥檚 stories, they鈥檙e far more my cup of tea.
April 30, 2020
Absolutely loved this. A brilliantly creepy and original short story collection. Reminded me of the short stories by Shirley Jackson, which I also love. Will definitely pick up more of these collections by Roald Dahl.
March 12, 2021
To start with, it appears I added this to my "want to read" not my "currently reading" shelf.
But anyway a terrifying and enthralling collection of short stories. Some that made me put the book down in shock and some that made me smile.....
As always and with all short stories there are some meh ones in here but also some great ones.
(and for the record I remember most of them from Tales of the Unexpected and Alfred Hitchcock Presents!)
Good solid 4 star collection.
But anyway a terrifying and enthralling collection of short stories. Some that made me put the book down in shock and some that made me smile.....
As always and with all short stories there are some meh ones in here but also some great ones.
(and for the record I remember most of them from Tales of the Unexpected and Alfred Hitchcock Presents!)
Good solid 4 star collection.
August 13, 2020
A lovely collection of short stories by Roald Dahl. It reminded me of Live Show, Drink Included a contemporary short story collection. Like the old master, Vicky Grut, the author of this Edge Hill shortlisted collection is a champion of short stories with a twist.
March 3, 2015
I'm absolutely mystified at the high ratings for this book. I only picked it up to complete a challenge what a mistake. Well I'm not a fan of short stories but I have read and enjoyed many shorts over the years but this was definitely not one of the finer ones. I will say that the stories were well-written but the conclusions were disappointing. The endings just fizzled out and left it up to the reader to determine what really happened. If I wanted to determine the ending, I'd write my own darn novel.
All in all I liked the outside of the book better than anything on the inside. Even though the cover was incorrect (it was the pinky finger not the ring finger). Most of the stories were 1-2 stars at best though there were a few I liked (regardless of the crappy ending) Lamb to the Slaughter, Dip in the Pool, Skin, Poison, The Sound Machine and The Great Automatic Grammatisator. The others were seemingly pointless.
All in all I liked the outside of the book better than anything on the inside. Even though the cover was incorrect (it was the pinky finger not the ring finger). Most of the stories were 1-2 stars at best though there were a few I liked (regardless of the crappy ending) Lamb to the Slaughter, Dip in the Pool, Skin, Poison, The Sound Machine and The Great Automatic Grammatisator. The others were seemingly pointless.
March 17, 2017
Roald Dahl'谋n ilk kez b眉y眉kler i莽in yaz谋lm谋艧 kitab谋n谋 okudum. 50'li y谋llar谋n ingiltere'sinde ge莽iyor 莽o臒u 枚yk眉.
眉莽ka臒谋t莽谋lara, k枚t眉 kalpli zenginlere, hayvan d眉艧manlar谋na nefreti sat谋r aralar谋nda da olsa 枚yk眉lerinde de hissediliyor.
kitaptaki ilk 枚yk眉ler daha 莽ok 艧a艧谋rtmacal谋 biterken, sonlara do臒ru daha olgun bir tarz benimsiyor. yaz谋ld谋臒谋 y谋llar谋 bilmiyorum ama muhtemelen arada fark var.
ve ayr谋ca bu kitab谋n da bask谋s谋 yok, can yay谋nlar谋 roald dahl'谋n b眉y眉k kitaplar谋n谋 basmay谋 d眉艧眉nm眉yor san谋r谋m.
眉莽ka臒谋t莽谋lara, k枚t眉 kalpli zenginlere, hayvan d眉艧manlar谋na nefreti sat谋r aralar谋nda da olsa 枚yk眉lerinde de hissediliyor.
kitaptaki ilk 枚yk眉ler daha 莽ok 艧a艧谋rtmacal谋 biterken, sonlara do臒ru daha olgun bir tarz benimsiyor. yaz谋ld谋臒谋 y谋llar谋 bilmiyorum ama muhtemelen arada fark var.
ve ayr谋ca bu kitab谋n da bask谋s谋 yok, can yay谋nlar谋 roald dahl'谋n b眉y眉k kitaplar谋n谋 basmay谋 d眉艧眉nm眉yor san谋r谋m.
October 23, 2019
Okay I am confused - again! I just don鈥檛 get it. Are they both the same man? Or two different people that are both crazy? Or is neither of them crazy? I have lots of questions haha.
I feel like I either totally love Roald Dahls short stories when I get the plot, or I am left feeling very meh because I did not understand the plot/ending.
I feel like I either totally love Roald Dahls short stories when I get the plot, or I am left feeling very meh because I did not understand the plot/ending.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
July 6, 2015
So good. All of his adult short stories are sooo fucked up and sooo good.
May 2, 2012
Having whet my appetite for Roald Dahl鈥檚 Adult novels with 鈥淪witch Bitch鈥� I immediately found myself reaching out for the next one.
I was going to exhausted the entire collection beginning with 鈥淢y Uncle Oswald鈥�; given that Oswald鈥檚 character in 鈥淪witch Bitch鈥� was most unforgettable and prominent, I just had to read it, devour it!. But my hunt was vain; so, I settled with 鈥淪omeone Like You鈥�, which was another concoction of short stories by this marvellous, creative, sarcastic, Master of similes and adjectives of a Man.
Dom Joly鈥檚 鈥楩orward鈥� (like a preface) gave nothing away; however, what he had to say was rather intriguing and so I got cracking with the little treasures of delights which await me with every page turn.
Starting with "Taste"; which was a fantastic tail of men displaying their masculinity, proposing a rather amusing but outrageous bet on a sensory tasting wine session. The concept was most invigorating as both of them were equally as stubborn and refuse to back down. But what was at stake is what made this tail electrifying.
It was a clear demonstration of the inner demon which lurks deep within ever well-off male that is more often than not concealed by a calm and collective exterior.
As I am sure if you were to ask either of these gentlemen whether they were 鈥渁 Gambling man鈥� am sure quite gracefully and with great clarity they would respond in offense, that such attribution to a scrounging sport is distasteful.
But when the stakes are irresistible; it can change ones persona significantly.
I read anxiously waiting for the outcome of this bet; on the name of the vineyard from which this great wine was extracted from. The suspense was immense as Richard condensed his thoughts and began his process of elimination to uncover the desired name; the process, although described in a gross and fowl manner on the contrary, it came off most fascinating as I was astounded by Richards 鈥楪ift鈥� he had acquired and refined to taste and detect the finest of flavour down to core of any ingredient, his highly developed senses was something to marvel at indeed. But only towards the end when the pieces came together I lost all respect for this man and his so-called 'Gift'!.
"Lamb to the Slaughter"
I was astonished how very little pages could express such a vivid amount of detail and imagery with every scene.
The juxtaposition of this woman鈥檚 character who seemed to have this dying love for her beloved husband where she was engrossed and infatuated with him and pretty much worshiped the ground he walked upon, conflicted my thoughts to how that very person could perform such a vile performance and act so calmly about it?
Furthermore, a reason behind her AWOL like behaviour wasn鈥檛 mentioned, given that; the reason behind the separation wasn鈥檛 addressed... did he leave her for another woman? Or just in general? due to the lack of information in the passage it is was hard to suggest whether her actions were just, and the punishment which was bestowed on him was deserved? Or it could be that this woman was totally demented. Either way, it was hilariouslt witty and the irony left me in stitches in the end.
Now having read 46% of the book, I became restless and started to lose interest; all of them copied the same dreary structure. Whereby, they all take on an interesting trail like a good folks tail with a strong core/backbone and exciting punch line only to have the same disappointing end. The endings however humorous and amusing they maybe; still didn鈥檛 compensate for the short story mounting to nothing; so in turn it felt unfulfilled and pretty pointless.
Fact of the matter was that; I wanted to put the book down and call it quits; but my rule never to leave a book unfinished came into play, and it felt like a sin if I was to give up. So I was compelled to continue, although I was reading the words without swallowing them.
"Man from the South"
It was just another take on 'Taste'.
"My lady love, my dove"
This had a mischievous beginning, but once again the short tail failed to end with a reasonable level of satisfaction.
However; reading 鈥沦办颈苍鈥� put me back on alert and reawakened my senses and I became fond of the book once more. Only then did I realise what the cover title meant 鈥渟omeone like you鈥� because one time or another each individual can find themselves in these positions maybe as the main character or side one, the scenarios may differ; however the characteristic remain intact. As I am an 鈥渁rtist by profession鈥� who was asked by a tattoo artist to drawing something upon his buttocks
鈥淭he Wish鈥�
This story further highlights the title "Someone Like You" as everyone has once in the lifetime picked at a scab with delight or invented some sort of imaginary game with the ground beneath them?
So somewhere along this fictional book is a fact! That the reader can relate to.
My sudden though struck like a bolt of lightning
Does this man struggle or not have the courage to undertake the task to entertain and keep hold of his mature audience for more than 200 pages based on the same characters and storyline or is it that other writers have a more knowledge and a better understand to what the Adult mind desires and seeks from Adult reads?.
This is why getting hold of 鈥淢y Uncle Oswald鈥� became a priority rather than an option. To unmask the true genius of this great Writer; to whether or not he has the ability to concur both the Children鈥檚 and Adult鈥檚 world of literature.
鈥淣耻尘别谤颈肠鈥�
Reminded me of 鈥渂lack and scholes鈥� when they fabricated up the equation to Price Options to hedge and eliminate risks. But this genius-ness suddenly turned into something Del Boy and Rodders would conjure up to make a cheeky, mischievous profit at trade (machine). The irony kills me when he uses the word, amusing, witty of roald dahl, coz he puts himself in that situation as a writer (page 200)
鈥凌耻尘尘颈苍蝉鈥�
As the story draws to an end it is very sad; as the old mans fait wasn鈥檛 in his hand. Stripped of a future.
鈥淣unc dimittis鈥�
Unlike the majority of endings in this selection of short stories; the ending of this specific tail was brilliant. Furthermore having a keen interest in art myself; learning the techniques of another artist is always fascinating.
鈥淢r Feasy鈥�
The ending was very sad and simply heart-breaking, I let the reader decide that.
鈥淢y hoddy鈥� was extremely funny; especially the maggot bit, after all the anticipation he comes out with MAGGOT however the ending was poor.
Overall 鈥淪omeone like you鈥� gives a ray of multiple characterises which a person may possess or acquire. Therefore with this diverse variation of characteristics it is easy for any reader to relate to any of the characters within this book.
I was going to exhausted the entire collection beginning with 鈥淢y Uncle Oswald鈥�; given that Oswald鈥檚 character in 鈥淪witch Bitch鈥� was most unforgettable and prominent, I just had to read it, devour it!. But my hunt was vain; so, I settled with 鈥淪omeone Like You鈥�, which was another concoction of short stories by this marvellous, creative, sarcastic, Master of similes and adjectives of a Man.
Dom Joly鈥檚 鈥楩orward鈥� (like a preface) gave nothing away; however, what he had to say was rather intriguing and so I got cracking with the little treasures of delights which await me with every page turn.
Starting with "Taste"; which was a fantastic tail of men displaying their masculinity, proposing a rather amusing but outrageous bet on a sensory tasting wine session. The concept was most invigorating as both of them were equally as stubborn and refuse to back down. But what was at stake is what made this tail electrifying.
It was a clear demonstration of the inner demon which lurks deep within ever well-off male that is more often than not concealed by a calm and collective exterior.
As I am sure if you were to ask either of these gentlemen whether they were 鈥渁 Gambling man鈥� am sure quite gracefully and with great clarity they would respond in offense, that such attribution to a scrounging sport is distasteful.
But when the stakes are irresistible; it can change ones persona significantly.
I read anxiously waiting for the outcome of this bet; on the name of the vineyard from which this great wine was extracted from. The suspense was immense as Richard condensed his thoughts and began his process of elimination to uncover the desired name; the process, although described in a gross and fowl manner on the contrary, it came off most fascinating as I was astounded by Richards 鈥楪ift鈥� he had acquired and refined to taste and detect the finest of flavour down to core of any ingredient, his highly developed senses was something to marvel at indeed. But only towards the end when the pieces came together I lost all respect for this man and his so-called 'Gift'!.
"Lamb to the Slaughter"
I was astonished how very little pages could express such a vivid amount of detail and imagery with every scene.
The juxtaposition of this woman鈥檚 character who seemed to have this dying love for her beloved husband where she was engrossed and infatuated with him and pretty much worshiped the ground he walked upon, conflicted my thoughts to how that very person could perform such a vile performance and act so calmly about it?
Furthermore, a reason behind her AWOL like behaviour wasn鈥檛 mentioned, given that; the reason behind the separation wasn鈥檛 addressed... did he leave her for another woman? Or just in general? due to the lack of information in the passage it is was hard to suggest whether her actions were just, and the punishment which was bestowed on him was deserved? Or it could be that this woman was totally demented. Either way, it was hilariouslt witty and the irony left me in stitches in the end.
Now having read 46% of the book, I became restless and started to lose interest; all of them copied the same dreary structure. Whereby, they all take on an interesting trail like a good folks tail with a strong core/backbone and exciting punch line only to have the same disappointing end. The endings however humorous and amusing they maybe; still didn鈥檛 compensate for the short story mounting to nothing; so in turn it felt unfulfilled and pretty pointless.
Fact of the matter was that; I wanted to put the book down and call it quits; but my rule never to leave a book unfinished came into play, and it felt like a sin if I was to give up. So I was compelled to continue, although I was reading the words without swallowing them.
"Man from the South"
It was just another take on 'Taste'.
"My lady love, my dove"
This had a mischievous beginning, but once again the short tail failed to end with a reasonable level of satisfaction.
However; reading 鈥沦办颈苍鈥� put me back on alert and reawakened my senses and I became fond of the book once more. Only then did I realise what the cover title meant 鈥渟omeone like you鈥� because one time or another each individual can find themselves in these positions maybe as the main character or side one, the scenarios may differ; however the characteristic remain intact. As I am an 鈥渁rtist by profession鈥� who was asked by a tattoo artist to drawing something upon his buttocks
鈥淭he Wish鈥�
This story further highlights the title "Someone Like You" as everyone has once in the lifetime picked at a scab with delight or invented some sort of imaginary game with the ground beneath them?
So somewhere along this fictional book is a fact! That the reader can relate to.
My sudden though struck like a bolt of lightning
Does this man struggle or not have the courage to undertake the task to entertain and keep hold of his mature audience for more than 200 pages based on the same characters and storyline or is it that other writers have a more knowledge and a better understand to what the Adult mind desires and seeks from Adult reads?.
This is why getting hold of 鈥淢y Uncle Oswald鈥� became a priority rather than an option. To unmask the true genius of this great Writer; to whether or not he has the ability to concur both the Children鈥檚 and Adult鈥檚 world of literature.
鈥淣耻尘别谤颈肠鈥�
Reminded me of 鈥渂lack and scholes鈥� when they fabricated up the equation to Price Options to hedge and eliminate risks. But this genius-ness suddenly turned into something Del Boy and Rodders would conjure up to make a cheeky, mischievous profit at trade (machine). The irony kills me when he uses the word, amusing, witty of roald dahl, coz he puts himself in that situation as a writer (page 200)
鈥凌耻尘尘颈苍蝉鈥�
As the story draws to an end it is very sad; as the old mans fait wasn鈥檛 in his hand. Stripped of a future.
鈥淣unc dimittis鈥�
Unlike the majority of endings in this selection of short stories; the ending of this specific tail was brilliant. Furthermore having a keen interest in art myself; learning the techniques of another artist is always fascinating.
鈥淢r Feasy鈥�
The ending was very sad and simply heart-breaking, I let the reader decide that.
鈥淢y hoddy鈥� was extremely funny; especially the maggot bit, after all the anticipation he comes out with MAGGOT however the ending was poor.
Overall 鈥淪omeone like you鈥� gives a ray of multiple characterises which a person may possess or acquire. Therefore with this diverse variation of characteristics it is easy for any reader to relate to any of the characters within this book.
February 6, 2018
鈥淪omeone Like You鈥�
Written by Roald Dahl
Review written by Diana Iozzia
鈥淪omeone Like You鈥� is a collection of short stories that are comical, dark, and sinister. When I stumbled across this collection, I was excited to see how Roald Dahl鈥檚 writing would be for adults, and I wasn鈥檛 disappointed. Funnily enough, I recognized some of the short stories from the television program, Alfred Hitchcock Presents and The Alfred Hitchcock Hour.
The stories in this collection include:
鈥淭补蝉迟别鈥�
鈥淟amb to the Slaughter鈥�
鈥淢an from the South鈥�
鈥淭he Soldier鈥�
鈥淢y Lady Love, My Dove鈥�
鈥淒ip in the Pool鈥�
鈥淕alloping Foxley鈥�
鈥沦办颈苍鈥�
鈥淧辞颈蝉辞苍鈥�
鈥淭he Wish鈥�
鈥淣别肠办鈥�
鈥淭he Sound Machine鈥�
鈥淣unc Dimittis鈥�
鈥淭he Great Automatic Grammatizator鈥�
鈥淐laud鈥檚 Dog鈥� novella
My favorites in this collection are: 鈥淭补蝉迟别鈥�, 鈥沦办颈苍鈥�, 鈥淣别肠办鈥� and 鈥淭he Sound Machine鈥�. 鈥淭补蝉迟别鈥� follows a man who believes he can identify any bottle of wine, who makes a bet with his friend / enemy who bets a prize he doesn鈥檛 want to lose. 鈥沦办颈苍鈥� follows a man who has an up and coming artist tattoo a beautiful and astonishing painting onto his back. 鈥淣别肠办鈥� follows a man who stays as a guest of two very strange people in the countryside. 鈥淭he Sound Machine鈥� follows a man who creates a fantastic machine that can observe the sounds that plants and trees make. As a personal fan of short story collections, I thoroughly enjoyed this. The stories have great narration, quirky characters, and lots of twists and turns. This is exactly what I was hoping for and more.
Written by Roald Dahl
Review written by Diana Iozzia
鈥淪omeone Like You鈥� is a collection of short stories that are comical, dark, and sinister. When I stumbled across this collection, I was excited to see how Roald Dahl鈥檚 writing would be for adults, and I wasn鈥檛 disappointed. Funnily enough, I recognized some of the short stories from the television program, Alfred Hitchcock Presents and The Alfred Hitchcock Hour.
The stories in this collection include:
鈥淭补蝉迟别鈥�
鈥淟amb to the Slaughter鈥�
鈥淢an from the South鈥�
鈥淭he Soldier鈥�
鈥淢y Lady Love, My Dove鈥�
鈥淒ip in the Pool鈥�
鈥淕alloping Foxley鈥�
鈥沦办颈苍鈥�
鈥淧辞颈蝉辞苍鈥�
鈥淭he Wish鈥�
鈥淣别肠办鈥�
鈥淭he Sound Machine鈥�
鈥淣unc Dimittis鈥�
鈥淭he Great Automatic Grammatizator鈥�
鈥淐laud鈥檚 Dog鈥� novella
My favorites in this collection are: 鈥淭补蝉迟别鈥�, 鈥沦办颈苍鈥�, 鈥淣别肠办鈥� and 鈥淭he Sound Machine鈥�. 鈥淭补蝉迟别鈥� follows a man who believes he can identify any bottle of wine, who makes a bet with his friend / enemy who bets a prize he doesn鈥檛 want to lose. 鈥沦办颈苍鈥� follows a man who has an up and coming artist tattoo a beautiful and astonishing painting onto his back. 鈥淣别肠办鈥� follows a man who stays as a guest of two very strange people in the countryside. 鈥淭he Sound Machine鈥� follows a man who creates a fantastic machine that can observe the sounds that plants and trees make. As a personal fan of short story collections, I thoroughly enjoyed this. The stories have great narration, quirky characters, and lots of twists and turns. This is exactly what I was hoping for and more.
December 23, 2020
klassiek in de war geraakt door gouden handen alles wat deze man maakt is een groot vraagteken voor me. mensen in perenfiguren en boze bijbedoelingen en hier en daar een vergeten doelcoordinaat
December 18, 2022
This is a great collection of stories that combine the macabre with the dark humour that Dahl's adult works have become known for. Some of these stories I've read before but they are just as good as ever, and others are completely new and entertaining and amusing in their own right. Lamb to the Slaughter is definitely one of my favourite Dahl stories and Skin is one that always makes me think, particularly since I have one or two tattoos myself (although none are signed). Poison is an epically tense story that takes your nerves to the very edge and the Great Automatic Grammatizator was an intriguing tale that hints that some of our favourite books may not be by those who's names are on the cover...like this one maybe...
November 24, 2020
This was a fantastic collection of well written, suspenseful stories with just enough darkness to be intriguing and make me think, but no gore, blood, or yuck. This book is the very best kind of psychological thriller and I enjoyed every story. I'll be thinking about some of them for a long time.
July 3, 2022
I usually don't like short stories, but these got me captivated after 1 page
July 12, 2023
Wonderfully sinister. I鈥檝e long wanted to dive into the more adult side of Roald Dahl, and this collection of short stories does not disappoint. Reads like O鈥橦enry, but with a wicked, dark touch to it (though always written with that wry British sense of humor).
May 3, 2009
For anyone who thinks of Roald Dahl purely as a children's book author, this is the book to change your mind and make you think admiringly about Dahl's considerable powers as an adult writer.
Taste >> A bet goes too far between a man desperate to acquire a reputation of one who has refined culture and a man whose expert senses can guess the wine being served. Would you be willing to bet the hand of your only daughter in marriage if you're almost perfectly sure that the sommelier can't possibly guess the wine (it's year and vineyard from whence it originated) you've presented for tasting?
Lamb to the Slaughter >> About the wife of a police detective who kills her husband in a most unconventional way and then disposes of the murder weapon in a manner that would make any criminal proud.
Man from the South >> Imagine a man coming up to you and giving you great odds on a bet. He bets his brand new car against something trvial about your person. The catch? He gets to chop off the little finger on your left hand, after all, you don't really need it, do you?
The Soldier >> "You can kick out a dangerous thought if you put another in its place." The story of a soldier adjusting to his supposed normal life after the trying times that was the war.
My Lady Love, My Dove >> A genteel couple gaining an "upper hand" on their weekend visitors, literally and figuratively.
Dip in the Pool >> A man's foolosih attempt at winning in a ship's auction and the events that followed afterwards. What a huge pool that turned out to be!
Galloping Foxley >> Most of us would consider ourselves to be pretty much set in our commuting routine; and the epitome of such is the character of Mr. Perkins, the contented commuter. How shall he ever deal with the sudden presence of somebody who's undoubtedly there to shake his routine just a bit?
Skin >> What if you had fallen on hard times and the only thing left that you could "sell" is that of a painting done by a world-famous painter painted on your the canvass that is your skin?
Poison >> You fell asleep reading alone one night and when you woke up, you find a krait (a rather poisonous snake native to India) nestled and sleeping on your tummy. What would you do? One small jerk of your body, an attempt to run awake will invariably result in a deadly snake bite.
The Wish >> I can't help but think of the antics of toddlers with this story, specifically the great imaginings from the cartoon "Rugrats". Oh, the days we had to let go; of the imagination that we had to curb, in order to be replaced by what is deemed as maturity.
Neck >> How far can you push a cuckold man? Apparently everyone has a breaking point...
The Sound Machine >> An invention to end all inventions--certainly it shall surpass the recording machines and the telephone for its contribution to modern technology. Certain to make anybody an environmentalist after one reading.
Nunc Dimittis >> Describes the lengths to which a society playboy goes for revenge for the embarassment done to him. Ah, money does grant power to one, doesn't it?
The Great Automatic Grammatizator >> What if the creativity and imagination that goes into producing stories be bottled up and sold? And they say that machines are incapable of original thought...
Claud's Dog >> Four stories told from the perspective of Claud's dog, Jackson. Made up of the following snippets: The Ratcatcher, Rummins, Mr. Hoddy and Mr. Feasey.
Dahl pulls off the neat trick of making the macabre laughable, though--he's not trying to scare the reader as much as make us shout with laughter and recognition and then settle back to enjoy a shiver of anticipation.
Book Details:
Title Someone Like You
Author Roald Dahl
Reviewed By Purplycookie
Taste >> A bet goes too far between a man desperate to acquire a reputation of one who has refined culture and a man whose expert senses can guess the wine being served. Would you be willing to bet the hand of your only daughter in marriage if you're almost perfectly sure that the sommelier can't possibly guess the wine (it's year and vineyard from whence it originated) you've presented for tasting?
Lamb to the Slaughter >> About the wife of a police detective who kills her husband in a most unconventional way and then disposes of the murder weapon in a manner that would make any criminal proud.
Man from the South >> Imagine a man coming up to you and giving you great odds on a bet. He bets his brand new car against something trvial about your person. The catch? He gets to chop off the little finger on your left hand, after all, you don't really need it, do you?
The Soldier >> "You can kick out a dangerous thought if you put another in its place." The story of a soldier adjusting to his supposed normal life after the trying times that was the war.
My Lady Love, My Dove >> A genteel couple gaining an "upper hand" on their weekend visitors, literally and figuratively.
Dip in the Pool >> A man's foolosih attempt at winning in a ship's auction and the events that followed afterwards. What a huge pool that turned out to be!
Galloping Foxley >> Most of us would consider ourselves to be pretty much set in our commuting routine; and the epitome of such is the character of Mr. Perkins, the contented commuter. How shall he ever deal with the sudden presence of somebody who's undoubtedly there to shake his routine just a bit?
Skin >> What if you had fallen on hard times and the only thing left that you could "sell" is that of a painting done by a world-famous painter painted on your the canvass that is your skin?
Poison >> You fell asleep reading alone one night and when you woke up, you find a krait (a rather poisonous snake native to India) nestled and sleeping on your tummy. What would you do? One small jerk of your body, an attempt to run awake will invariably result in a deadly snake bite.
The Wish >> I can't help but think of the antics of toddlers with this story, specifically the great imaginings from the cartoon "Rugrats". Oh, the days we had to let go; of the imagination that we had to curb, in order to be replaced by what is deemed as maturity.
Neck >> How far can you push a cuckold man? Apparently everyone has a breaking point...
The Sound Machine >> An invention to end all inventions--certainly it shall surpass the recording machines and the telephone for its contribution to modern technology. Certain to make anybody an environmentalist after one reading.
Nunc Dimittis >> Describes the lengths to which a society playboy goes for revenge for the embarassment done to him. Ah, money does grant power to one, doesn't it?
The Great Automatic Grammatizator >> What if the creativity and imagination that goes into producing stories be bottled up and sold? And they say that machines are incapable of original thought...
Claud's Dog >> Four stories told from the perspective of Claud's dog, Jackson. Made up of the following snippets: The Ratcatcher, Rummins, Mr. Hoddy and Mr. Feasey.
Dahl pulls off the neat trick of making the macabre laughable, though--he's not trying to scare the reader as much as make us shout with laughter and recognition and then settle back to enjoy a shiver of anticipation.
Book Details:
Title Someone Like You
Author Roald Dahl
Reviewed By Purplycookie
June 25, 2014
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A friend recently lent me Someone Like You, by Roald Dahl. I've basically been a fan since I learned to read (it's been a good 13 years, Mr Dahl) but I had yet to explore his more 'adult' works. This, coupled with the fact that I was told it was 'very disturbing' (I'm a little twisted), gave me exceptionally high hopes for the book - despite my general disdain for short stories. Those hopes were dashed.
I know, I know. Who am I, a lowly seventeen year old blogger, to bash the writing of one great authors of the twentieth century? But hear me out. As always, Dahl's writing was exceptional. Everything was vividly described and he paints a crystal clear picture. He creates just the right amount of suspense... and lets it fall flat.
I enjoyed the first few stories (a woman killing her husband with a leg of lamb? Genius), but as I continued, I found myself struggling to finish stories less than 20 pages long! There were a couple I found downright boring, but that doesn't compare to the disappointment of becoming completely engrossed in a story, only to have the ending be less than satisfactory.
It can be difficult to rate a collection of short stories, given that you're bound to like some a little more than others. That being said, I guess I'd average out my opinion of the content as 3/5. The extra .5 in this post's title? That comes from the 5/5 for writing style.
At the end of the day, I'm glad I read this book. It opened me up to a different side of Roald Dahl and may convince me to finally crack the spine of my copy of Tales of the Unexpected. Then again, I think I'm even more glad to be giving it back.
A friend recently lent me Someone Like You, by Roald Dahl. I've basically been a fan since I learned to read (it's been a good 13 years, Mr Dahl) but I had yet to explore his more 'adult' works. This, coupled with the fact that I was told it was 'very disturbing' (I'm a little twisted), gave me exceptionally high hopes for the book - despite my general disdain for short stories. Those hopes were dashed.
I know, I know. Who am I, a lowly seventeen year old blogger, to bash the writing of one great authors of the twentieth century? But hear me out. As always, Dahl's writing was exceptional. Everything was vividly described and he paints a crystal clear picture. He creates just the right amount of suspense... and lets it fall flat.
I enjoyed the first few stories (a woman killing her husband with a leg of lamb? Genius), but as I continued, I found myself struggling to finish stories less than 20 pages long! There were a couple I found downright boring, but that doesn't compare to the disappointment of becoming completely engrossed in a story, only to have the ending be less than satisfactory.
It can be difficult to rate a collection of short stories, given that you're bound to like some a little more than others. That being said, I guess I'd average out my opinion of the content as 3/5. The extra .5 in this post's title? That comes from the 5/5 for writing style.
At the end of the day, I'm glad I read this book. It opened me up to a different side of Roald Dahl and may convince me to finally crack the spine of my copy of Tales of the Unexpected. Then again, I think I'm even more glad to be giving it back.
February 23, 2021
Beautiful writing/language/composition of short stories. But the only story that I thought was decent was 'Neck' (but even so - I don't know if that's because I find it most tolerable out of all the rest?). The first one was particularly off-putting for me - the one about a wine snob(s) - gross and unpleasant, majorly self-conceited men going on and on about wine and more - but with no clear beginning or ending. I breezed through the middle without holding onto anything; the stories didn't affect me at all - and it made me think that this book was badly marketed.
Reading 'Someone Like You' made me wonder - whether if it's better to read/write a badly written book with great stories or a well-written book with disappointing stories? My mind turned into a wobbly mess of melting jelly reading the last few stories after 'Neck'. I do think it's a 'it's me, not you' kind of issue; I just don't think his stories are intense/shocking enough for my liking (which was what I wanted/expected when I picked this book up). I don't think it should be linked with words like 'macabre' or 'grotesque'.
Dahl's collection of stories are much too 'tame'/mild to be put into those categories. However, they do somewhat remind me of Shirley Jackson's work - which I'd struggled to like as well. So if you're a fan of Jackson's - high chances are that you'll appreciate Dahl's stories much more than I did. Still, it's a shame that this is my first introduction to Dahl. But because I do think Dahl writes beautifully, I'll probably give it another go - get my hands on some of the audiobooks of his other books narrated by Andrew Scott (can't go wrong with the 'hot priest').
Reading 'Someone Like You' made me wonder - whether if it's better to read/write a badly written book with great stories or a well-written book with disappointing stories? My mind turned into a wobbly mess of melting jelly reading the last few stories after 'Neck'. I do think it's a 'it's me, not you' kind of issue; I just don't think his stories are intense/shocking enough for my liking (which was what I wanted/expected when I picked this book up). I don't think it should be linked with words like 'macabre' or 'grotesque'.
Dahl's collection of stories are much too 'tame'/mild to be put into those categories. However, they do somewhat remind me of Shirley Jackson's work - which I'd struggled to like as well. So if you're a fan of Jackson's - high chances are that you'll appreciate Dahl's stories much more than I did. Still, it's a shame that this is my first introduction to Dahl. But because I do think Dahl writes beautifully, I'll probably give it another go - get my hands on some of the audiobooks of his other books narrated by Andrew Scott (can't go wrong with the 'hot priest').
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