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386 pages, Kindle Edition
First published February 12, 2019
“Josy, I am hanging up now.�
“But you haven’t told me how to fix this!�
“Don’t call me about this again. Until next Tuesday.�
“M,� Casey said as he pulled away, “you are just� I don’t even know. I love you. You’re such a dweeb, and I love you more than anything. You dork.�ALL the *snort*, folks.
Gustavo blushed as he scowled. “Oh my god. I’m not a dweeb. Or a dork. What the hell.� He glanced at Josy, then looked back at Casey. He leaned forward and kissed Casey on the cheek. “I love you too. Shut up.�
Gustavo stared off into the distance, a look of pain crossing his face. “I’m going to have to do something I swore I’d never do again.�
Josy felt goose bumps prickle along his arms and the back of his neck. “What’s that?�
Gustavo Tiberius squared his shoulders. “I have to ask the Internet for help. To the laptop!�
“WǷ,� Quincy whispered.Yes, it really was.
Josy laughed.
“No. Seriously. Wow. That was--�
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Hi, my name is Josiah. I like ferrets named after presidents, and sometimes I turn on music really loud in my apartment and dance in my underwear. [...] My life is in shambles and I've got a friend-crush on a guy who writes Sasquatch porn who I laughed at when he asked me out on a date.Josiah Erickson is almost literally "liquid sunshine" and he's sweet and kind ... and usually more than just a bit baked. Josy still isn't sure why he had to audition nude for that Japanese energy drink commercial or take off his pants for an audition with the Mattress Dictator and jump on a trampoline in a Speedo while he smoked a cigar ... but hey, he's working on his dream of being a movie star. And when he meets Q-Bert at this weird poetry-smash at a library, their first conversation is ... epic.
"Hi," Q-Bert said.It's easy to love Josy and also easy to buy into your own preconceived ideas of his intelligence, until TJ unleashes some Josy wisdom and you realize that yeah, "maybe, just maybe, he was exactly the way he was supposed to be." And if you read Josy's comments about his parents (location 3856 or so) ("But, I think sometimes kids are born to the wrong parents. You know? Not because the parents do anything wrong but because they don't know how to just .... parent.") without shedding a tear or two, you have a heart of stone.
"Hi," Josy breathed.
"Huh," Dee said again.
"Jesus Christ," Xander muttered.
“The world is a big place, and sometimes you just want to feel small.�