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賲乇丿蹖 賴爻鬲 讴賴 毓丕丿鬲 丿丕乇丿 亘丕 趩鬲乇 亘讴賵亘丿 鬲賵 爻乇賲

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丕爻賲 賲賳 丕蹖夭丕亘賱 爻蹖賲爻 丕爻鬲 賵 賲鬲賴賲 亘賴 噩乇賲蹖 卮丿賴鈥屫з� 讴賴 賲乇鬲讴亘 賳卮丿賴鈥屫з呚� 噩乇賲蹖 讴賴 賲噩丕夭丕鬲卮 丕毓丿丕賲 丕爻鬲. 賱胤賮丕 亘賴 倬丿乇賲 禺賵爻賴 爻蹖賲爻 丕胤賱丕毓 丿賴蹖丿: 亘乇夭蹖賱貙 乇蹖賵 丿賵 跇丕賳蹖乇賵貙 禺蹖丕亘丕賳 賳賵爻丕 爻賳蹖賵乇丕 丿 讴賵 倬丕讴丕亘丕賳丕貙 倬賱丕讴 鄄郯郯鄣.

216 pages, Paperback

First published January 1, 2006

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Fernando Sorrentino

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Fernando Sorrentino is an Argentine writer born in Buenos Aires on November 8, 1942. His works have been translated into English, Portuguese, Italian, German, French, Finnish, Hungarian, Polish, Bulgarian, Chinese, Vietnamese, Tamil, and Kabyle. In 2006 Fernando Sorrentino published a collection of short stories entitled: "Per colpa del dottor Moreau ed altri racconti fantastici". The collection includes all his short stories translated in Italian and is published by Progetto Babele literary magazine.

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A very short, and very strange story, of a man鈥檚 ability to overcome a most annoying event in his life - that of a stranger hitting him with an umbrella over and over and over and....!
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Fernando Sorrentino (Born 1942) - Argentine author with an international reputation for writing short, offbeat, absurdist fiction, There鈥檚 a Man in the Habit of Hitting Me on the Head with an Umbrella as case in point. Other internationally recognized absurdist writers who come immediately to mind are Soviet-era Danill Kharms and American Russell Edson.

What is it about absurdist fiction that makes it so unusual? Reflecting on just this question, below are seven reasons. And below the list, I've also included Fernando Sorrentino鈥檚 actual story about the umbrella man you can read for yourself.

1. Reason is turned completely on its head: a man climbs up to the apex of his roof, cry giddyup and his house rears up on its back porch and all its bricks fall apart and the house crashes to the ground; actors in a play enter the stage to do nothing but throw-up; someone spends their life receiving bonks over the head with an umbrella. Nonsense? In a way, yes, but these nonsensical happenings provide us with a unique opportunity to examine human nature and modes of behavior.

2. Dark humor, anyone? Absurdist humor frequently deals with themes and issues bordering on nightmare approached obliquely and from unusual angles. In Fernando Sorrentino鈥檚 The Return we encounter the eerie repeated appearance of a rag man through the eyes of a distant observer.

3. The absurdist fiction writer does not judge the wacky events in a story or play so much as leaving any judgment to the reader. Characters can be sliced and diced, mangled, beaten or kicked down a flight of stairs with as much regularity as if they were washing their hands or walking down the street - all without receiving any authorial moralizing.

4. In absurdist fiction the hallmarks of traditional plot structure with its arch of ascending and then descending action revolving around a central event or climax is frequently abandoned. I recall one absurdist play where the curtain goes up, a sigh is heard off stage and the curtain goes down. End of play.

5. Frequently the absurdist writer has direct ties to the worlds of Dada and Surrealist art, or, at the very least, embraces the aesthetic sensibilities of the Dadaist and Surrealist. Matter of fact, when reading absurdist fiction, frequently the surreal art of Ren茅 Magritte or Max Ernst or Salvador Dali comes to mind.

6. Absurdist fiction is usually very short. Here is a Fernando Sorrentino quote from an interview: 鈥淟et鈥檚 just say that my head can鈥檛 imagine plots long enough to write novels. On the other hand, it鈥檚 easy for me to imagine situations or conversations that could eventually turn into relatively enjoyable stories. In other words: I follow mere pleasure, simplicity, or, even worse, the 鈥減ath of least resistance.鈥濃€� I recall similar statements from other absurdist writers like Russell Edson and Barry Yourgreau: short fiction accomplishes what they have to say.

7. Absurdist fiction tests our comfort zones. How conventional and humdrum are most of our opinions and ways of thinking and moving in the world? There鈥檚 no question, nearly all absurdist fiction is 鈥渨ay out there.鈥� Fernando Sorrentino said in an interview that he writes without taking a reader into account, how he writers always to satisfy his own taste in reading and writing. Many people simply do not have a fondness for such stories, no matter how short. But for those of us who do, we can鈥檛 read enough of absurdist tales.

THERE'S A MAN IN THE HABIT OF HITTING ME ON THE HEAD WITH AN UMBRELLA by Fernando Sorrentino

There鈥檚 a man in the habit of hitting me on the head with an umbrella. It makes exactly five years today that he鈥檚 been hitting me on the head with his umbrella. At first I couldn鈥檛 stand it; now I鈥檓 used to it.

I don鈥檛 know his name. I know he鈥檚 average in appearance, wears a gray suit, is graying at the temples, and has a common face. I met him five years ago one sultry morning. I was sitting on a tree-shaded bench in Palermo Park, reading the paper. Suddenly I felt something touch my head. It was the very same man who now, as I鈥檓 writing, keeps whacking me, mechanically and impassively, with an umbrella.

On that occasion I turned around filled with indignation: he just kept on hitting me. I asked him if he was crazy: he didn鈥檛 even seem to hear me. Then I threatened to call a policeman. Unperturbed, cool as a cucumber, he stuck with his task. After a few moments of indecision, and seeing that he was not about to change his attitude, I stood up and punched him in the nose. The man fell down, and let out an almost inaudible moan. He immediately got back on his feet, apparently with great effort, and without a word again began hitting me on the head with the umbrella. His nose was bleeding and, at that moment, I felt sorry for him. I felt remorse for having hit him so hard. After all, the man wasn鈥檛 exactly bludgeoning me; he was merely tapping me lightly with his umbrella, not causing any pain at all. Of course, those taps were extremely bothersome. As we all know, when a fly lands on your forehead, you don鈥檛 feel any pain whatsoever; what you feel is annoyance. Well then, that umbrella was one humongous fly that kept landing on my head time after time, and at regular intervals.

Convinced that I was dealing with a madman, I tried to escape. But the man followed me, wordlessly continuing to hit me. So I began to run (at this juncture I should point out that not many people run as fast as I do). He took off after me, vainly trying to land a blow. The man was huffing and puffing and gasping so, that I thought if I continued to force him to run at that speed, my tormenter would drop dead right then and there.

That鈥檚 why I slowed down to a walk. I looked at him. There was no trace of either gratitude or reproach on his face. He merely kept hitting me on the head with the umbrella. I thought of showing up at the police station and saying, 鈥淥fficer, this man is hitting me on the head with an umbrella.鈥� It would have been an unprecedented case. The officer would have looked at me suspiciously, would have asked for my papers, and begun asking embarrassing questions. And he might even have ended up placing me under arrest.

I thought it best to return home. I took the 67 bus. He, all the while hitting me with his umbrella, got on behind me. I took the first seat. He stood right beside me, and held on to the railing with his left hand. With his right hand he unrelentingly kept whacking me with that umbrella. At first, the passengers exchanged timid smiles. The driver began to observe us in the rearview mirror. Little by little the bus trip turned into one great fit of laughter, an uproarious, interminable fit of laughter. I was burning with shame. My persecutor, impervious to the laughter, continued to strike me.

I got off鈥攚e got off鈥攁t Pac铆fico Bridge. We walked along Santa Fe Avenue. Everyone stupidly turned to stare at us. It occurred to me to say to them, 鈥淲hat are you looking at, you idiots? Haven鈥檛 you ever seen a man hit another man on the head with an umbrella?鈥� But it also occurred to me that they probably never had seen such a spectacle. Then five or six little boys began chasing after us, shouting like maniacs.

But I had a plan. Once I reached my house, I tried to slam the door in his face. That didn鈥檛 happen. He must have read my mind, because he firmly seized the doorknob and pushed his way in with me.

From that time on, he has continued to hit me on the head with his umbrella. As far as I can tell, he has never either slept or eaten anything. His sole activity consists of hitting me. He is with me in everything I do, even in my most intimate activities. I remember that at first, the blows kept me awake all night. Now I think it would be impossible for me to sleep without them.

Still and all, our relations have not always been good. I鈥檝e asked him, on many occasions, and in all possible tones, to explain his behavior to me. To no avail: he has wordlessly continued to hit me on the head with his umbrella. Many times I have let him have it with punches, kicks, and even鈥擥od forgive me鈥攗mbrella blows. He would meekly accept the blows. He would accept them as though they were part of his job. And this is precisely the weirdest aspect of his personality: that unshakable faith in his work coupled with a complete lack of animosity. In short, that conviction that he was carrying out some secret mission that responded to a higher authority.

Despite his lack of physiological needs, I know that when I hit him, he feels pain. I know he is weak. I know he is mortal. I also know that I could be rid of him with a single bullet. What I don鈥檛 know is if it would be better for that bullet to kill him or to kill me. Neither do I know if, when the two of us are dead, he might not continue to hit me on the head with his umbrella. In any event, this reasoning is pointless; I recognize that I would never dare to kill him or kill myself.

On the other hand, I have recently come to the realization that I couldn鈥檛 live without those blows. Now, more and more frequently, a certain foreboding overcomes me. A new anxiety is eating at my soul: the anxiety stemming from the thought that this man, perhaps when I need him most, will depart and I will no longer feel those umbrella taps that helped me sleep so soundly.


"During certain times in my life I鈥檝e had to carry out very unpleasant jobs (for example, I was an office worker), and for that reason I would never let literature (which is, above all, a game and a pleasure) turn out to be a job.鈥�
鈥� Fernando Sorrentino
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賲丿鬲鈥屬囏� 亘賵丿 丕賳賯丿乇 丕蹖丿賴鈥屰� 賳丕亘 蹖讴噩丕 亘丕 賴賲丿蹖诏賴 賳丿蹖丿賴 亘賵丿賲. 丿乇爻鬲賴 讴賴 倬丕蹖丕賳 禺蹖賱蹖 丕夭 丿丕爻鬲丕賳鈥屬囏� 乇賵 丿賵爻鬲 賳丿丕卮鬲賲貙 丕賲丕 鬲讴 鬲讴 丕蹖丿賴鈥屬囏� 賳卮賵賳鈥屫囐嗀� 賳亘賵睾 賳賵蹖爻賳丿賴 亘賵丿賳丿 賵 胤賳夭 賯賱賲卮 賴賲 禺蹖賱蹖 亘賴 丿賱賲 賳卮爻鬲. 馃槍鉂わ笍鈥嶐煍�
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丕蹖賳 讴鬲丕亘 乇賵 亘賴 氐賵乇鬲 氐賵鬲蹖 诏賵卮 丿丕丿賲 賵 丕蹖賳 丕賵賱蹖賳 亘丕乇賴 讴賴 亘賴 賳馗乇賲 讴丕乇 賲鬲乇噩賲 賵 乇丕賵蹖 亘賴 睾丕蹖鬲 亘賴鬲乇 丕夭 禺賵丿 賳賵蹖爻賳丿賴 亘賵丿! 丕噩乇丕蹖 亘爻蹖丕乇 诏蹖乇丕蹖 丌賯丕蹖 亘賴亘賵丿蹖 賵 鬲乇噩賲賴 亘爻蹖丕乇 乇賵丕賳 丌賯丕蹖 賮乇夭丕丿 亘丕毓孬 卮丿 鬲丕 丕賳鬲賴丕蹖 丕蹖賳 讴鬲丕亘鈥屫辟� 诏賵卮 讴賳賲. 丕诏賴 亘禺賵丕賲 亘賴 鬲乇噩賲賴 賵 禺賵丕賳卮 賳賲乇賴 亘丿賲 倬賳噩 丕賲鬲蹖丕夭 鬲賲丕賲 賲蹖诏蹖乇賳. 讴鬲丕亘 卮丕賲賱 趩賳丿 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 讴賵鬲丕賴 胤賳夭賴 讴賴 亘毓囟蹖丕卮賵賳 亘丕賲夭賴 賵 亘毓囟蹖丕卮賵賳 賴賲 禺蹖賱蹖 丌亘讴蹖 亘賵丿賳.
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Crazy little story that wants you to believe that, over time, you will get used to annoyances in your life.
Well, sometimes you will.
At other times though, things that irritate you, can become unbearable.
But some irksome things you just can鈥檛 escape.
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丕诏賴 賲噩亘賵乇 亘卮賲 鬲丕 丌禺乇 毓賲乇賲 丕丿亘蹖丕鬲 禺丕氐蹖 乇賵 亘禺賵賳賲 亘丿賵賳 卮讴 丕丿亘蹖丕鬲 丌賲乇蹖讴丕蹖 賱丕鬲蹖賳 禺賵丕賴丿 亘賵丿貙 倬乇 丕夭 卮诏賮鬲蹖 賵 賳賵蹖爻賳丿賴 賴丕蹖蹖賴 讴賴 賴乇讴丿賵賲 亘賴 爻亘讴 賲鬲賮丕賵鬲蹖 賲蹖 賳賵蹖爻賳丿 賵 賳賯胤賴 丕賵噩卮賵賳 賴賲 亘賴 賳馗乇賲 丕丿亘蹖丕鬲 丕爻倬丕賳蹖丕爻鬲.
賮乇賳丕賳丿賵 爻賵乇賳鬲蹖賳賵 乇賵 趩賳丿爻丕賱 倬蹖卮 亘丕 禺賵賳丿賳 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 讴賵鬲丕賴蹖 讴賴 丕爻賲 丕氐賱蹖 丕蹖賳 讴鬲丕亘賴貙 卮賳丕禺鬲賲. 丕賲丕 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 丿蹖诏賴 丕蹖 丕夭鈥屫� 倬蹖丿丕 賳讴乇丿賲 亘禺賵賳賲 鬲丕 丕蹖賳 賲噩賲賵毓賴 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 鬲乇噩賲賴 卮丿.
讴鬲丕亘 趩賳丿 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 讴賵鬲丕賴 賲丨卮乇賴 讴賴 鬲賵蹖 賴乇讴丿賵賲 卮賵賳 蹖賴 賮囟丕蹖 賲丕賱蹖禺賵賱蹖丕蹖蹖 賵噩賵丿 丿丕乇賴貙 賴賲賴 卮賵賳 蹖賴 丕蹖丿賴 賳丕亘 丿丕乇賳丿貙 蹖賴 卮乇賵毓 賲毓賲賵賱蹖 賵 蹖讴 丕鬲賮丕賯 乇賵夭賲乇賴 爻丕丿賴 丕賲丕 亘丕 賳鬲蹖噩賴 賵丨卮鬲賳丕讴 賵 诏丕賴蹖 卮丕蹖丿 丕丨賲賯丕賳賴貙 賲孬賱丕 賲乇丿蹖 讴賴 讴賱蹖丿卮 丿丕禺賱 賯賮賱 丌倬丕乇鬲賲丕賳 卮讴爻鬲賴 賲蹖卮賴 賵 爻丕賱 賴丕蹖 夭蹖丕丿蹖 丕賵賳噩丕 賲蹖賲賵賳賴 蹖丕 乇賮鬲賳 亘賴 噩丕蹖蹖 讴賴 丨鬲蹖 賮讴乇 丕乇鬲讴丕亘 噩乇賲 賴賲 丨讴賲 丕毓丿丕賲 丿丕乇賴.
丕蹖賳 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 賴丕 賵蹖跇诏蹖 丕氐賱蹖 蹖讴 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 乇賵 丿丕乇賳丿 蹖毓賳蹖 爻乇诏乇賲 讴賳賳丿賴 賴爻鬲賳丿 賵 禺賵丕賳賳丿賴 乇賵 丿賳亘丕賱 禺賵丿卮 賲蹖 讴卮賴 賵 趩賳丿丕賳 丿賳亘丕賱 丿丕丿賳 毓賲賯 亘賴 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 賵 鬲丨賱蹖賱 乇賵丕賳卮賳丕禺鬲蹖 賳蹖爻鬲 丕賳诏丕乇 丕蹖賳丕 賵馗蹖賮賴 禺賵丿 禺賵丕賳賳丿爻鬲.
亘賱丕賴鬲 讴賱蹖丿 賵丕跇賴 丕氐賱蹖 鬲賲丕賲 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 賴丕爻鬲.
鬲乇噩賲賴 乇賵賵锟斤拷 賵 鬲賲蹖夭蹖 賴賲 丿丕卮鬲.
丨鬲賲丕 禺賵賳丿賳卮 亘賴 賴賲賴 禺氐賵氐丕 胤乇賮丿丕乇丕蹖 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 讴賵鬲丕賴 倬蹖卮賳賴丕丿 賲蹖卮賴.
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禺蹖賱蹖 亘丕 丕蹖賳 讴鬲丕亘 亘賴賲 禺賵卮 诏匕卮鬲. 賲賳 氐賵鬲蹖鈥屫促� 亘丕 诏賵蹖賳丿诏蹖 賮賵賯鈥屫з勜关ж団€屰� 乇囟丕 亘賴亘賵丿蹖 诏賵卮 丿丕丿賲. 蹖讴蹖 丕夭 亘賴鬲乇蹖賳 鬲噩乇亘賴鈥屬囏й� 讴鬲丕亘 氐賵鬲蹖鈥屬� 亘賵丿. 鬲乇噩賲賴 讴鬲丕亘 賴賲 毓丕賱蹖 賵 乇賵丕賳 亘賵丿. 禺賱丕氐賴 蹖賴 倬讴蹖噩 讴丕賲賱.
丕蹖賳 讴鬲丕亘 蹖丕夭丿賴 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 讴賵鬲丕賴 丿丕乇賴. 亘毓囟蹖 丿丕爻鬲丕賳鈥屬囏� 禺蹖賱蹖 禺蹖賱蹖 讴賵鬲丕賴 賵 亘毓囟蹖 賳爻亘鬲丕 亘賱賳丿賳. 亘賴鈥屫� 丿賵鬲丕 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 鈥孾賵爻胤 鬲丕乇 毓賳讴亘賵鬲] 賵 [亘賴 丿賱丕蹖賱蹖 氐乇賮丕 丕丿亘蹖] 丕夭 亘丕賯蹖 丿丕爻鬲丕賳鈥屬囏� 賵丕賯毓丕 賱匕鬲 亘乇丿賲. 賲賵囟賵毓 丿丕爻鬲丕賳鈥屬囏� 禺蹖賱蹖 噩丕賱亘賴. 丌丿賲鈥屬囏й屰� 讴賴 鬲賵 賲賵賯毓蹖鬲鈥屬囏й� 毓噩蹖亘 賵 睾乇蹖亘 賵 賲囟丨讴蹖 诏蹖乇 丕賮鬲丕丿賳 賵 亘賴 卮蹖賵賴鈥屬囏й� 毓噩蹖亘 賵 睾乇蹖亘 賵 賲囟丨讴蹖 賴賲 賲卮讴賱丕鬲卮賵賳 乇賵 丨賱 賲蹖讴賳賳. 噩丕賱亘賴 禺賵丿賲 乇賵 賲蹖匕丕卮鬲賲 噩丕卮賵賳 賵 賲蹖诏賮鬲賲 丕诏賴 亘乇丕 賲賳 丕蹖賳 丕鬲賮丕賯 賲蹖賮鬲丕丿 趩賴 讴丕乇 丿蹖诏賴鈥屫й� 賲蹖鬲賵賳爻鬲賲 亘讴賳賲責
賲乇丿蹖 讴賴 蹖讴 賴賲爻丕蹖賴 亘賴鈥屫簇� 讴孬蹖賮 賵 亘賵诏賳丿賵 丿丕乇賴 讴賴 賳賴 丨賲賵賲 賲蹖乇賴 賳賴 賱亘丕爻丕卮賵 賲蹖卮賵乇賴 賵 鬲賳賴丕 趩丕乇賴鈥屫й� 讴賴 亘賴 匕賴賳卮 賲蹖乇爻賴 丕蹖賳賴 讴賴 賴賲爻丕蹖賴鈥屫促� 亘讴卮賴.
賲乇丿 丿蹖诏賴鈥屫й� 讴賴 亘賴鈥屫ж坟� 卮讴爻鬲賳 讴賱蹖丿 鬲賵 賯賮賱 丿乇 禺賵賳賴鈥屫簇� 夭賳丿丕賳蹖 卮丿賴 賵 賴蹖卮讴蹖 亘賴 丿丕丿卮 賳賲蹖乇爻賴 鬲丕 賳噩丕鬲卮 亘丿賴.
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賵 丿丕爻鬲丕賳鈥屬囏й� 丿蹖诏賴鈥屫й� 讴賴 禺蹖賱蹖 亘丕丨丕賱 亘賵丿賳.
賴賲賴 丕蹖賳 丿丕爻鬲丕賳鈥屬囏� 乇賵 賲鬲乇噩賲 亘賴 卮蹖賵丕蹖蹖 鬲乇噩賲賴 讴乇丿賴 賵 胤賳夭 賲鬲賳 禺蹖賱蹖 禺賵亘 亘賴 賲禺丕胤亘 賮丕乇爻蹖 夭亘丕賳 賲賳鬲賯賱 賲蹖卮賴. 蹖賴 鬲毓丕亘蹖乇 賲丕賴乇丕賳賴鈥屫й� 亘賴鈥屭┴ж� 亘乇丿賴 讴賴 蹖讴鈥屫з囏й屰� 賲賳賵 丕賳诏卮鬲 亘賴 丿賴賳 賲蹖鈥屭┴必� 讴賴 鬲賵 賲鬲賳 丕氐賱蹖 讴鬲丕亘 趩蹖 亘賵丿賴 讴賴 丕蹖賳 讴賱賲丕鬲 亘賴 匕賴賳鬲 乇爻蹖丿賴責 賲禺氐賵氐丕 鬲賵 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 丕賵賱 丕賵賳 丌禺乇丕卮. 丿爻鬲 賲乇蹖夭丕丿 亘賴 丌賯丕蹖 賲鬲乇噩賲!
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賲噩賲賵毓賴 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 賱匕鬲鈥屫ㄘ� 賵 噩丕賱亘蹖 亘賵丿. 賳賵蹖爻賳丿賴 丕蹖賳 讴鬲丕亘 蹖賴 噩賵乇丕蹖蹖 賳卮賵賳 賲蹖丿賴 讴賴 鬲賵丕賳賲賳丿蹖 亘丕賱丕蹖蹖 丿乇 丿丕爻鬲丕賳鈥屭堐屰� 丿乇 爻亘讴鈥屬囏й� 賲禺鬲賱賮 丿丕乇賴 賵 丕夭 蹖讴 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 禺蹖賱蹖 胤賳夭 卮亘蹖賴 亘賴 丿丕爻鬲丕賳鈥屬囏й� 乇賵爻蹖 鬲丕 丿丕爻鬲丕賳鈥屬囏й屰� 亘丕 賮囟丕蹖 讴丕賮讴丕蹖蹖 賵 丨鬲蹖 賲毓賲丕蹖蹖 賵 噩賳丕蹖蹖 乇賵 丿丕乇賴. 亘賴 賴賲蹖賳 丿賱蹖賱 讴鬲丕亘 鬲賳賵毓 噩丕賱亘蹖 丿乇 丿丕爻鬲丕賳鈥屬囏� 丿丕乇賴.
丿乇 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 丕賵賱 蹖讴 卮禺氐蹖鬲 讴孬丕賮鬲 賵 丨丕賱 亘賴賲鈥屫操� 噩賵乇蹖 鬲賵氐蹖賮 賲蹖卮賴 讴賴 賯卮賳诏 蹖賴 丨爻 賲卮賲卅夭讴賳賳丿賴 亘賴 禺賵丕賳賳丿賴 賲蹖丿賴 賵 丕蹖賳 丕夭 賳馗乇 賲賳 鬲賵丕賳賲賳丿蹖 賳賵蹖爻賳丿賴 乇賵 賳卮賵賳 賲蹖丿賴. 丿乇 趩賳丿 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 賴賲 丿乇 毓蹖賳 禺賳丿賴鈥屫ж� 亘賵丿賳貙 蹖賴 丨爻 亘丿亘禺鬲蹖 賵 诏蹖乇丕賮鬲丕丿賳 乇賵 丕賱賯丕 賲蹖讴賳賴 噩賵乇蹖 讴賴 鬲賵蹖 丿丕爻鬲丕賳鈥屬囏й� 讴丕賮讴丕 賵 噩丿蹖丿鬲乇 讴賵亘賵 丌亘賴 丿蹖丿賴 賲蹖卮賴.
亘賴 賳馗乇賲 賴乇讴丿賵賲 丕夭 丿丕爻鬲丕賳鈥屬囏� 丨乇賮 亘乇丕蹖 诏賮鬲賳 丿丕乇賳丿 賵 丕夭 蹖讴 賲賵賯毓蹖鬲 讴賴 賲賲讴賳賴 鬲賵蹖 夭賳丿诏蹖 毓丕丿蹖 賴乇讴爻蹖 倬蹖卮 亘蹖丕丿 蹖讴 卮乇丕蹖胤 丕睾乇丕賯鈥屫簇� 賵 爻賵乇卅丕賱 賲蹖乇爻賴 賵 丕夭 讴賳鬲乇賱 禺丕乇噩 賲蹖卮賴.
丿賵 鬲丕 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 賴賲 亘丕 賮囟丕蹖 噩丿蹖鈥屫� 賵 亘賴 爻亘讴 讴丕乇丌诏丕賴蹖 賵 噩賳丕蹖蹖 鬲賵蹖 讴鬲丕亘 賴爻鬲賳丿 讴賴 诏賵蹖丕 鬲賵爻胤 賲鬲乇噩賲 丕夭 賲噩賲賵毓賴 丿蹖诏賴鈥屫й� 丕囟丕賮賴 卮丿賳. 丕蹖賳 丿賵鬲丕 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 卮丕蹖丿 亘賴 賯丿乇鬲 蹖丕 胤賳丕夭蹖 亘賯蹖賴 丿丕爻鬲丕賳鈥屬囏� 賳亘丕卮賳 賵賱蹖 亘賴 賳馗乇 賲賳 賴賲趩賳丕賳 丕夭 爻胤丨 賲毓賲賵賱蹖 亘丕賱丕鬲乇 賴爻鬲賳丿.
鬲乇噩賲賴 讴鬲丕亘 賴賲 禺蹖賱蹖 乇賵丕賳 賵 禺賵卮鈥屫堌з� 賴爻鬲卮. 亘賴 讴爻丕賳蹖 讴賴 亘賴 丕丿亘蹖丕鬲 賱丕鬲蹖賳 毓賱丕賯賴 丿丕乇賳丿 賯胤毓丕 倬蹖卮賳賴丕丿 賲蹖讴賳賲.
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讴鬲丕亘 丕夭 蹖丕夭丿賴 鬲丕 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 讴賵鬲丕賴 鬲卮讴蹖賱 卮丿賴貙丿丕爻鬲丕賳 賴丕蹖蹖 丕夭 丕賮乇丕丿蹖 讴賴 鬲賵蹖 賲賵賯毓蹖鬲 賴丕蹖 毓噩蹖亘 賵 睾乇蹖亘 诏蹖乇 丕賮鬲丕丿賳 貙氐丨賳賴 賴丕蹖 毓噩蹖亘 賵 睾乇蹖亘 賵丕讴賳卮 賴丕蹖 毓噩蹖亘 賵 睾乇蹖亘 賴賲賴 趩蹖夭 毓噩亘 賵 睾乇蹖亘 賴爻鬲貙丕夭 丕蹖賳 賲噩賲賵毓賴 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 賲賳 賮賯胤 丕夭 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 丕賵賱 禺蹖賱蹖 禺賵卮賲 丕賵賲丿 貙讴鬲丕亘 賲丕蹖賴 賴丕蹖蹖 丕夭 胤賳夭 賴賲 丿丕卮鬲 丕賲丕 亘乇丕蹖 賲賳 丕蹖賳胤賵乇 賳亘賵丿 讴賴 賲賳 乇賵 亘賴 禺賳丿賴 賵丕丿丕乇賴 貙鬲賵蹖 亘毓囟蹖 丕夭 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 賴丕 丕蹖丿賴 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 乇賵 禺蹖賱蹖 丿賵爻鬲 丿丕卮鬲賲 丕賵賳 毓噩蹖亘 賵 睾乇蹖亘 亘賵丿 鬲賲 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 丕賲丕 倬丕蹖丕賳卮賵賳 乇賵 丿賵爻鬲 賳丿丕卮鬲賲 賲孬賱丕 賵賯鬲蹖 鬲賵蹖 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 賲乇丿蹖 讴賴 毓丕丿鬲 丿丕乇丿 亘丕 趩鬲乇 亘讴賵亘丿 鬲賵蹖 爻乇賲貙賲賵賯毓蹖鬲 禺蹖賱蹖 毓噩蹖亘賴 丕蹖賳讴賴 蹖讴蹖 丿丕乇賴 賲丿丕賲 亘丕 趩鬲乇 賲蹖讴賵亘賴 鬲賵蹖 爻乇鬲 丕賲丕 倬丕蹖丕賳 亘賳丿蹖 禺賵亘蹖 賳丿丕卮鬲 賵 亘丕 禺賵丿賲 诏賮鬲賲 禺亘 讴賴 趩蹖責責丿賵爻鬲 丿丕卮鬲賲 蹖賴 毓賱鬲 毓噩蹖亘 賵 睾乇蹖亘 賴賲 亘丕賴丕卮 亘蹖丕匕貙乇丕爻鬲卮 賲賳 禺蹖賱蹖 丕夭 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 賴丕蹖蹖 亘丕 倬丕蹖丕賳 亘丕夭 禺賵卮賲 賳賲蹖丕丿...
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讴鬲丕亘蹖 亘丕 趩賳丿 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 讴賵鬲丕賴 讴賴 倬乇 丕夭 賲賵囟賵毓丕鬲 毓噩蹖亘 賵 睾乇蹖亘 賵 讴丕賲賱丕 賲乇蹖囟賴 馃き...
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乇丕噩毓 亘賴 丕蹖賳 讴鬲丕亘 賲購乇丿賾丿賲.
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123 reviews21 followers
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丕夭 卮乇賵毓 亘賴 禺賵丕賳丿賳貙 鬲丕 倬丕蹖丕賳 丕蹖賳 讴鬲丕亘 亘乇丕蹖 賲賳 禺蹖賱蹖 胤賵賱 讴卮蹖丿. (鄱郾 乇賵夭) 丿乇 丕蹖賳 賲丿鬲貙 夭賳丿诏蹖 爻禺鬲 鬲乇蹖賳 賵 亘蹖 乇丨賲丕賳賴 鬲乇蹖賳 趩賴乇賴 丕卮 乇丕 亘賴 賲賳 賳卮丕賳 丿丕丿. 賲丕丿乇賲 亘賴 亘蹖賲丕乇蹖 爻禺鬲蹖 丿趩丕乇 卮丿 賵 鈥屬矩� 噩賵丕賳賲 亘爻蹖丕乇 賳丕诏賴丕賳蹖 丕夭 賲蹖丕賳 賲丕 乇賮鬲.
丕蹖賳 亘賵丿 讴賴 丕蹖賳 讴鬲丕亘 乇丕 丕睾賱亘 丿乇 亘蹖賲丕乇爻鬲丕賳 賴丕貙 爻丕賱賳 賴丕蹖 丕賳鬲馗丕乇貙 賲鬲乇賵 賵 亘蹖卮鬲乇 丿乇 丨丕賱鬲鈥屬囏й� 睾賲貙 丕爻鬲乇爻 賵 賳诏乇丕賳蹖 夭蹖丕丿 賲蹖 禺賵丕賳丿賲.
丿丕爻鬲丕賳 讴賵鬲丕賴 鈥� 賲乇丿蹖 賴爻鬲 讴賴 毓丕丿鬲 丿丕乇丿 亘丕 趩鬲乇 亘讴賵亘丿 鬲賵 爻乇賲鈥�
賳爻亘鬲 亘賴 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 讴賵鬲丕賴 賴丕蹖 丿蹖诏乇 丕蹖賳 讴鬲丕亘 鬲賵丕賳爻鬲 賳賯卮 倬乇乇賳诏 鬲乇蹖 丿乇 匕賴賳 賲賳 亘亘賳丿丿.
夭蹖乇丕 丿乇 賲蹖丕賳 賴賲賴 丌卮賮鬲诏蹖 賴丕 賵 賲卮讴賱丕鬲 丕蹖賳 乇賵夭賴丕蹖賲貙 賲丿丕賲 賲乇丕 亘賴 丕蹖賳 賮讴乇 賮乇賵 賲蹖 亘乇購丿 讴賴 賲丕 (禺賵丿 賽 賲丕) 鬲丕 趩賴 丕賳丿丕夭賴 丿乇 乇賳噩 賴丕蹖蹖 讴賴 賲蹖 讴卮蹖賲 賲賯氐乇蹖賲責
丌蹖丕 丨賵丕爻賲丕賳 賴爻鬲 趩賴 趩蹖夭賴丕蹖蹖 乇丕 禺賵丿賲丕賳 禺賵丕爻鬲賴 丕蹖賲 賵 趩賴 趩蹖夭賴丕蹖蹖 亘賴 賲丕 鬲丨賲蹖賱 卮丿賴 丕賳丿責
丌蹖丕 丌诏丕賴 賴爻鬲蹖賲 讴賴 丿丕乇蹖賲 亘賴 趩賴 趩蹖夭賴丕蹖蹖 毓丕丿鬲 賲蹖讴賳蹖賲責 亘丿賵賳 丕蹖賳讴賴 賲鬲賵噩賴 卮丕賳 亘丕卮蹖賲責
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211 reviews8 followers
July 16, 2017
As seen before from Fernando Sorrentino, short and sweet.

You come to terms with a lot of small everyday annoyances if you just place them in an alternate version of your life.
However, if you should get such an experience in real-life I advise you to arrange a restraining order from absurdist writers.

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51 reviews15 followers
November 12, 2022
賲賳 禺蹖賱蹖 丕賴賱 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 讴賵鬲丕賴 賳蹖爻鬲賲 賵賱蹖 丕蹖賳 賲噩賲賵毓賴 乇賵 賵丕賯毓丕賸 丿賵爻鬲 丿丕卮鬲賲貙 丕賳賯丿乇 讴賴 賲賲讴賳賴 賴乇 趩賳丿 賵賯鬲 蹖賴 亘丕乇 亘毓囟蹖 丕夭 丿丕爻鬲丕賳鈥屬囏ж� 乇賵 丿賵亘丕乇賴 亘禺賵賳賲貙 賲孬賱 丿丕爻鬲丕賳鈥屬囏й� 讴鬲丕亘 "丿蹖賵丕乇诏匕乇".
丿丕爻鬲丕賳 "蹖讴 噩賵乇 夭賳丿诏蹖" 賮賵賯鈥屫з勜关ж� 亘賵丿.
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427 reviews27 followers
November 30, 2020
丌賮乇蹖賳卮 賴賳乇蹖貙蹖讴 夭賴丿 鬲賲丕賲 毓蹖丕乇 賴爻鬲.
丕賲丕 賳賵蹖爻賳丿賴 丕蹖賳 讴鬲丕亘 丿賳亘丕賱 夭賴丿 賵 丕蹖賳丕 賳蹖爻鬲貙乇賮鬲賴 丿賳亘丕賱 丿賱 禺賵丿卮貙鬲賵 賲氐丕丨亘賴 丌禺乇 讴鬲丕亘 賴賲 诏賮鬲賴:賳賲蹖賳賵蹖爻賲 賲诏乇 賵賯鬲蹖 讴賴 讴丕賲賱 蹖讴 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 賵 爻亘讴卮 鬲賵 匕賴賳賲 倬蹖丕丿賴 亘卮賴 賵 诏夭賳賴 賴乇 丿丕爻鬲丕賳蹖 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 賲賳 賳蹖爻鬲!
讴爻蹖 讴賴 鬲睾蹖蹖乇 賳讴賳丿 賲囟丨讴 鬲乇蹖賳 丕爻鬲貙卮毓丕乇 賳賵蹖爻賳丿賴 賴賲蹖賳賴 .
趩賳丿 鬲丕 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 讴賵鬲丕賴 丕夭 丌乇跇丕賳鬲蹖賳 讴賴 亘毓囟蹖 丕夭 丕賵賳丕 卮賲丕乇賵 亘卮丿鬲 賲蹖禺賳丿賵賳賴 蹖讴蹖 丿賵鬲丕 卮賲 亘賴 卮丿鬲 乇賵蹖 丕毓氐丕亘賴芦賲孬賱丕 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 禺蹖賱蹖 讴賵鬲丕賴 讴乇丿蹖 賴爻鬲 讴賴 毓丕丿鬲 丿丕乇丿 亘丕 趩鬲乇 亘讴賵亘丿 鬲賵蹖 爻乇賲禄亘賳馗乇賲 亘賴鬲乇蹖賳卮賴 賵 芦蹖讴 噩賵乇 夭賳丿诏蹖禄 丕毓氐丕亘 禺賵乇丿讴賳 鬲乇蹖賳
August 25, 2024
讴鬲丕亘 胤賳夭 禺賵亘蹖 丿丕乇賴 丕蹖賳 賯賱賲 亘賴 禺賵亘蹖 鬲賵賳爻鬲賴 丕夭 倬爻 賲丕噩乇丕 亘乇 亘蹖丕丿 賵 诏丕賴蹖
賲蹖鬲賵賳賴 亘賴 賮讴乇 亘亘乇鬲賵賳

丿乇讴賱 賲蹖鬲賵賳賴 丨丕賱 賵 賴賵丕鬲賵賳賵 禺賵亘 讴賳賴 毓
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996 reviews
March 5, 2019


This author has such an imagination... main character just gets thumped with an umbrella by a stranger the whole story... I don't get the meaning... maybe if you live with something long enough you get used to it...? Pondering....
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72 reviews11 followers
September 19, 2021
讴鬲丕亘 亘丕 胤賳丕夭蹖 禺丕氐蹖 蹖賴 爻乇蹖 賵賯丕蹖毓 賵丕賯毓蹖 乇賵 噩賵乇蹖 噩賱賵賴 賲蹖丿賴 讴賴 亘丕 禺賵丿鬲 賲蹖诏蹖鈥� 賲诏賴 賲蹖卮賴責
丕蹖賳 讴鬲丕亘 亘蹖鈥屬嗀港屫辟�
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154 reviews31 followers
March 16, 2025
丌賯丕蹖 爻賵乇賳鬲蹖賳賵貙 爻乇 賲賳 賴賲 賯乇亘丕賳蹖 囟乇亘賴鈥屬囏й� 賲乇丿蹖 賴爻鬲 讴賴 丕夭 亘丿 乇賵夭诏丕乇 毓丕丿鬲 丿丕乇賴 亘丕 趩讴卮 亘賴 爻賲鬲卮 禺蹖夭 亘乇丿丕乇賴貙 丕賲丕 禺賵卮亘禺鬲丕賳賴 丿爻鬲鈥屬囏� 賯丿乇鬲 賳賵卮鬲賳 丿丕乇賳 賵 賯爻賲鬲 亘丕賯蹖鈥屬呝堎嗀� 丕夭 賲睾夭賲 賴賲趩賳丕賳 丿乇 丨丕賱 倬乇丿丕夭卮 讴乇丿賳賴. 丕賳爻丕賳鈥屬囏� 賴賲蹖卮賴 丿乇 丨丕賱 讴賵亘蹖丿賳 鬲賵蹖 爻乇 賴賲丿蹖诏賴 賴爻鬲賳貙 丿乇爻鬲賴責 丌賯丕蹖 爻賵乇賳鬲蹖賳賵貙 鬲賲丕賲 賲丕 亘賴 诏賵賳賴鈥屫й� 丕夭 丿乇賵賳 賲丕賳賳丿 賯賴乇賲丕賳鈥屬囏й� 毓噩蹖亘 賵 睾乇蹖亘 丿丕爻鬲丕賳鈥屬囏й� 卮賲丕 賴爻鬲蹖賲. 鬲賲丕賲 賲丕 趩賴乇賴鈥屬囏й� 乇賳诏蹖賳 賵 乇賵丨蹖 鬲讴賴鈥屫┵� 丿丕乇蹖賲. 禺賵賳丿賳 丿丕爻鬲丕賳鈥屬囏й� 卮賲丕 乇賵 夭賲丕賳蹖 卮乇賵毓 讴乇丿賲 讴賴 賵丕賯毓丕 亘賴卮賵賳 賳蹖丕夭 丿丕卮鬲賲貙 賵 丨丕賱丕 丕賵賳鈥屬囏� 乇賵 夭賲丕賳蹖 鬲賲賵賲 賲蹖鈥屭┵嗁� 讴賴 賴賲趩賳丕賳 丿賵爻鬲 丿丕乇賲 讴賴 丕丿丕賲賴 丿丕卮鬲賴 亘丕卮賳丿. 賲鬲丕爻賮丕賳賴 丕爻賲 卮賲丕 丿乇 丕丿亘蹖丕鬲 賱丕鬲蹖賳 夭蹖丕丿 卮賳蹖丿賴 賳卮丿賴貙 賵 丕蹖 讴丕卮 賲蹖鈥屫堎嗀池� 亘賴 丕蹖賳 禺丕胤乇 賴賲蹖賳 丨丕賱丕 趩鬲乇賲 乇賵 亘乇丿丕乇賲 賵 亘賴 賳夭丿蹖讴鈥屫臂屬� 丕賳鬲卮丕乇丕鬲 丨賲賱賴 讴賳賲貙 丕賲丕 丕噩丕夭賴 亘丿蹖丿 讴賴 鬲賲丿賳 乇賵 丨賮馗 讴賳賲 賵 賮賯胤 亘诏賲 讴賴 賯賱賲 卮賲丕 乇賵 爻鬲丕蹖卮 賲蹖鈥屭┵嗁�.
丕蹖賳 讴鬲丕亘 賲噩賲賵毓賴鈥屫й� 亘賵丿 丕夭 蹖丕夭丿賴 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 讴賵鬲丕賴貙 亘賴 乇賵丕蹖鬲 賯賴乇賲丕賳丕賳蹖 禺賳丿賴鈥屫ж� 賵 诏丕賴蹖 賲囟丨讴貙 丿乇賲賵乇丿 賲卮讴賱丕鬲 賵 夭賳丿诏蹖鈥屬囏й屰� 賳賴 趩賳丿丕賳 丿賵乇 賵 賳賴 趩賳丿丕賳 賳夭丿蹖讴. 丕蹖丿賴鈥屰� 丕賵賱蹖賴 亘蹖卮鬲乇 丿丕爻鬲丕賳鈥屬囏� 爻丕丿賴 亘賴 賳馗乇 賲蹖丕丿貙 丕賲丕 丿乇 夭蹖乇 倬賵爻鬲賴鈥屰� 讴丕睾匕蹖 丕賵賳鈥屬囏� 夭讴丕賵鬲蹖 鬲乇爻賳丕讴 倬賳賴丕賳 卮丿賴 讴賴 賲賵 乇賵 亘賴 鬲賳賲 爻蹖禺 賲蹖鈥屭┵嗁�. 乇丕賵蹖 鬲賲丕賲 丿丕爻鬲丕賳鈥屬囏� 丕賵賱 卮禺氐 賵 亘蹖卮鬲乇 丕賵賳鈥屬囏� 丿乇 賯丕賱亘 胤賳夭 賳賵卮鬲賴 卮丿賴 亘賵丿賳丿貙 丕賲丕 賲蹖鈥屫簇� 乇诏賴鈥屬囏й屰� 丕夭 丕丿亘蹖丕鬲 噩賳丕蹖蹖 乇賵 丿乇 亘乇禺蹖 丕夭 丕賵賳鈥屬囏� 倬蹖丿丕 讴乇丿. 亘乇丕賲 噩丕賱亘 亘賵丿 讴賴 爻賵乇賳鬲蹖賳賵 亘賴 睾蹖乇 丕夭 賲噩賲賵毓賴鈥屰� 丿丕爻鬲丕賳鈥屬囏й� 胤賳夭貙 鬲毓丿丕丿蹖 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 讴賵丿讴丕賳賴 賴賲 亘賴 鬲丨乇蹖乇 丌賵乇丿賴 賵 丨鬲蹖 亘乇禺蹖 丕夭 丕蹖賳 丿丕爻鬲丕賳鈥屬囏� 亘賴 賮丕乇爻蹖 鬲乇噩賲賴 卮丿賴鈥屬嗀�.
賯賱賲 爻賵乇賳鬲蹖賳賵 卮賲丕 乇賵 亘丕 夭賳丿诏蹖鈥屬囏й屰� 睾蹖乇毓丕丿蹖 丌卮賳丕 賲蹖鈥屭┵嗁囏� 賴賲鈥屫堎嗁団€屬囏й� 讴孬蹖賮貙 卮丕毓乇賴丕蹖 賯賱丕亘蹖貙 禺蹖丕亘賵賳鈥屬囏й� 鬲丕乇毓賳讴亘賵鬲鈥屬呚з嗁嗀� 賵 賲賴賲賵賳蹖鈥屬囏й� 丌卮賮鬲賴. 倬蹖卮賳賴丕丿 賲蹖鈥屭┵嗁� 讴賴 丨鬲賲丕 丕蹖賳 讴鬲丕亘 乇賵 亘禺賵賳蹖丿 (賵 亘賴 賵賯賮賴鈥屰� 亘賱賳丿賲丿鬲 賲賳 丿乇 禺賵賳丿賳卮 鬲賵噩賴蹖 賳讴賳蹖丿).

倬.賳. 賲蹖卮賴 诏賮鬲 讴賴 賳蹖賲蹖 丕夭 噩匕丕亘蹖鬲 讴鬲丕亘 亘乇丕蹖 賲賳 乇賵丕蹖鬲 亘蹖鈥屬呚з嗁嗀� 乇囟丕 亘賴亘賵丿蹖 丕夭 乇丕丿蹖賵 诏賵卮賴 亘賵丿. 鬲乇讴蹖亘 賳亘賵睾 丕蹖卮賵賳 丿乇 讴鬲丕亘鈥屫堌з嗃� 賵 賳亘賵睾 丌賯丕蹖 爻賵乇賳鬲蹖賳賵 丿乇 亘賴 讴丕乇 亘乇丿賳 讴賱賲賴鈥屬囏� 鬲亘丿蹖賱 亘賴 鬲噩乇亘賴鈥屰� 禺蹖賱蹖 噩丕賱亘蹖 賲蹖卮賴. 丕诏賴 讴鬲丕亘 氐賵鬲蹖 诏賵卮 賲蹖鈥屫屫� 丕夭卮 睾丕賮賱 賳卮蹖丿!
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July 8, 2020
蹖賴 賲噩賲賵毓賴 丿丕爻鬲丕賳貨
讴賴 亘毓囟蹖卮 賵丕賯毓丕 讴賮乇賲賵 丿乇 丌賵乇丿賳 鬲丕 丌禺乇卮 亘禺賵賳賲 丕賲丕 亘丕夭賲 賲蹖禺賵丕爻鬲賲 丕丿丕賲賴 亘丿賲 讴賴 亘亘蹖賳賲 鬲賴卮 趩蹖 亘賴 爻乇 卮禺氐蹖鬲 丕賵賳 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 賲蹖丕丿!
賴賲 禺賵亘 亘賵丿 賴賲 亘丿...
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53 reviews22 followers
January 22, 2025
賲噩賲賵毓賴 丿丕爻鬲丕賳蹖 亘丕 丕蹖丿賴鈥屬囏й� 噩丕賱亘. 賯胤毓丕 禺賵丕賳卮 噩匕丕亘 乇囟丕 亘賴亘賵丿蹖 亘蹖 鬲丕孬蹖乇 賳蹖爻鬲.
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57 reviews7 followers
May 5, 2024
趩賴 丕蹖丿賴 賴丕蹖蹖 倬爻乇貙 趩賴 丕蹖丿賴 賴丕蹖蹖!
丕夭 毓丕丿蹖 鬲乇蹖賳 丕鬲賮丕賯丕鬲 趩賴 趩蹖夭賴丕蹖蹖 亘蹖乇賵賳 讴卮蹖丿賴.趩賯丿乇 亘禺丕胤乇 賲賵賯毓蹖鬲 賴丕蹖 賲禺鬲賱賮 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 賴丕卮 賴蹖 禺賳丿蹖丿賲 賵 賴蹖 亘賴 賳亘賵睾 賳賵蹖爻賳丿賴 乇卮讴 亘乇丿賲.
丿丕爻鬲丕賳 賴丕蹖蹖 讴賴 丨乇賮 丨爻丕亘卮賵賳 丕蹖賳賴:"讴爻蹖 讴賴 鬲睾蹖蹖乇 賳讴賳丿貙 賲囟丨讴 鬲乇蹖賳 丕爻鬲."
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489 reviews76 followers
November 17, 2024
丿賵爻鬲 丿丕卮鬲賲卮 賵丕賯毓丕
讴鬲丕亘 亘丕丨丕賱 賵 爻乇诏乇賲 讴賳賳丿賴鈥屫й� 亘賵丿 賵 亘毓囟蹖 噩丕賴丕 賱亘禺賳丿 乇賵 亘賴 賱亘 丌丿賲 賲蹖賳卮賵賳丿
丕夭 胤乇賮蹖 賲賳 乇賵 蹖丕丿 賮蹖賱賲 丌乇跇丕賳鬲蹖賳蹖 賯氐賴鈥屬囏й� 賵丨卮蹖 (2014) 賲蹖賳丿丕禺鬲 讴賴 丕賵賳賲 丕倬蹖夭賵丿丕蹖 亘丕賲夭賴 賵 丿蹖賵丕賳賴鈥屫й� 丿丕卮鬲
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680 reviews117 followers
October 7, 2021
A collection of short stories, consequencing of misfortune events with dark humor. Not all of them deserve 5-star, I very like most of them.

賲乇丿蹖 賴爻鬲 讴賴 毓丕丿鬲 丿丕乇丿 亘丕 趩鬲乇 亘讴賵亘丿 鬲賵 爻乇賲

芦賲鬲乇噩賲 賲丨賲丿乇囟丕 賮乇夭丕丿禄
芦乇丕賵蹖 乇囟丕 亘賴亘賵丿蹖禄

丿賵 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 噩賳丕蹖蹖 賵爻胤 鬲丕乇 毓賳讴亘賵鬲 賵 亘賴 丿賱丕蹖賱蹖 氐乇賮丕 丕丿亘蹖 亘爻蹖丕乇 噩匕丕亘 亘賵丿賳丿.

爻乇诏匕卮鬲 亘丿亘賵蹖 丌賳鬲賵賱蹖賳 馃Е馃挬馃毥馃獱 馃Щ 丌賳鬲賵賱蹖賳 賴蹖趩 毓賱丕賯賴 賵 馗丕賴乇丕賸 賳蹖丕夭蹖 亘賴 倬丕讴蹖夭诏蹖 賳丿丕卮鬲.

蹖讴 噩賵乇 夭賳丿诏蹖 馃攼 馃棟锔忦煪� 馃馃徏鈥嶐煢� 丕诏乇 丕夭 丿丕禺賱 禺丕賳賴 讴賱蹖丿 卮讴爻鬲賴 賵 丨亘爻 卮賵蹖丿 亘丿賵賳 倬賵賱 讴賴 丕夭 夭蹖乇 丿乇 亘賴 讴賱蹖丿 爻丕夭 亘丿賴蹖丿 趩賴 賲蹖卮賵丿責

賵爻胤 鬲丕乇 毓賳讴亘賵鬲 鉁夛笍馃毈 馃挃 馃懇馃徑鈥嶐煢� 馃敨 馃└ 馃懏馃徎鈥嶁檪锔� 賳丕賲賴 賴丕蹖 鬲賴丿蹖丿 丌賲蹖夭 亘賴 賲乇丿蹖 讴賴 馗丕賴乇丕賸 賴賲爻乇 禺賵丿 乇丕 賳讴卮鬲賴 丕爻鬲 賵賱蹖 丕丨鬲賲丕賱丕 讴爻蹖 乇丕 禺賵丕賴丿 讴卮鬲.

亘賴 丿賱丕蹖賱蹖 氐乇賮丕 丕丿亘蹖 馃摎馃摉馃拕馃 馃敨 馃└ 賱胤賮丕 亘蹖讴丿蹖诏乇 禺蹖丕賳鬲 賳讴賳蹖丿貙 禺氐賵氐丕 亘賴 賴賲爻乇 禺賵丿 讴賴 賳賵蹖爻賳丿賴 讴鬲丕亘鈥屬囏й� 噩賳丕蹖蹖 丕爻鬲!

賲乇丿蹖 賴爻鬲 讴賴 毓丕丿鬲 丿丕乇丿 亘丕 趩鬲乇 亘讴賵亘丿 鬲賵 爻乇賲 鈽傦笍馃寕 馃 丕賳爻丕賳 賲賵噩賵丿蹖 丕爻鬲 讴賴 亘賴 賴賲賴 趩蹖夭 毓丕丿鬲 賲蹖鈥屭┵嗀� 丨鬲蹖 囟乇亘丕鬲 賲鬲丿丕賵賲 趩鬲乇 亘乇 乇賵蹖 爻乇卮.

鬲乇爻 賴丕蹖 亘蹖 賲賵乇丿 馃暩锔忦煏凤笍 馃П 夭賳丿诏蹖 賲丕 乇丕 賲蹖讴卮丿 蹖丕 鬲乇爻 丕夭 夭賳丿诏蹖 讴乇丿賳責

丿賮丕毓 卮禺氐蹖 馃巵 馃泹锔� 馃尙锔� 丿賵爻鬲丕賳 賲賴乇亘丕賳, 禺賵賳诏乇賲, 丿爻鬲 賵 丿賱亘丕夭 賵 讴卮賳丿賴!

鬲賱賯蹖賳 賲丨囟 馃敧 鈿帮笍 賲乇夭 亘蹖賳 禺蹖丕賱 賵 賵丕賯毓蹖鬲 讴噩丕爻鬲責

丿賮鬲乇趩賴 蹖 賲賴賳丿爻 爻蹖爻賲賵賳丿蹖 馃摑 馃摤馃鈥嶁殩锔� 賮賯胤 蹖讴 賳丕賲賴 亘乇丕蹖 賳噩丕鬲 蹖讴 丿禺鬲乇 噩賵丕賳貙 丌禺乇蹖賳 鬲毓胤蹖賱丕鬲 禺賵丕賴丿 亘賵丿.

賮賳 卮毓乇 鉁掞笍 馃摉 馃憼 鉁嶏笍 丿丕爻鬲丕賳蹖 鬲賱禺 丿乇亘丕乇賴 讴鬲丕亘貙 賳賵蹖爻賳丿賴 賵 毓丕丿鬲 亘丿 賲丿 卮丿賳 蹖讴 讴鬲丕亘 蹖丕 賳賵蹖爻賳丿賴.

卮賲毓 噩賲毓 馃暞锔忦煍� 馃く 夭賵噩蹖 噩匕丕亘 丿乇 噩賲毓 讴賴 亘賴 卮賲丕 蹖丕丿 賲蹖丿賴賳丿 趩胤賵乇 丕夭 丌卮賳丕蹖丕賳 賵 丿賵爻鬲丕賳 睾蹖乇 丿賵爻鬲鈥屫ж簇嗃� 賮乇丕乇 讴賳蹖丿.
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28 reviews7 followers
May 24, 2020
賲噩賲賵毓賴鈥屫й� 丕夭 趩賳丿 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 讴賴 讴賲丕亘蹖卮 賲卮丕亘賴 賴賲 賴爻鬲賳丿 賵 丕夭 丕賱诏賵蹖 禺丕氐蹖 倬蹖乇賵蹖 賲蹖鈥屭┵嗁嗀�. 丕賱诏賵蹖蹖 鬲讴乇丕乇蹖 賵 倬蹖卮鈥屫ㄛ屬嗃屸€屬矩佰屫� 丕夭 卮乇賵毓 夭賳丿诏蹖 毓丕丿蹖 賯賴乇賲丕賳 賵 鬲亘丿蹖賱 爻乇蹖毓 丌賳 亘賴 卮乇丕蹖胤 睾蹖乇 毓丕丿蹖 賵 賲丕賳丿诏丕乇蹖 賵囟毓蹖鬲 丿乇 賴賲丕賳 丨丕賱. 賳賵蹖爻賳丿賴 丿乇 賴蹖趩讴丿丕賲 丕夭 丿丕爻鬲丕賳鈥屬囏� 丕亘丿丕毓蹖 賳丿丕卮鬲賴 賵 丿丕爻鬲丕賳鈥屬囏� 乇丕 "丿乇 賴賵丕" 乇賴丕 賲蹖鈥屭┵嗀� 賵 賴蹖趩诏賵賳賴 噩賲毓 亘賳丿蹖 丕夭 丌賳賴丕 賳丿丕乇丿. 蹖毓賳蹖 丕诏乇 賮乇囟 讴賳蹖賲 蹖讴 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 丕賵 亘蹖爻鬲 氐賮丨賴 丕爻鬲貙 丌賳趩賴 丿乇 氐賮丨賴鈥屰� 趩賴丕乇 賲蹖鈥屫堌з嗃屫� 亘丕 丌賳趩賴 丿乇 氐賮丨賴鈥屰� 亘蹖爻鬲 賲蹖禺賵丕賳蹖丿 鬲賯乇蹖亘丕 蹖讴蹖鈥屫池�!
賲爻丕賱賴鈥屰� 丿蹖诏乇貙 賳丨賵賴 鬲乇爻蹖賲 賮囟丕蹖 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 丕爻鬲. 爻賵乇卅丕賱 亘賵丿賳 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 賯丕亘賱 丿乇讴 丕爻鬲 丕賲丕 毓丿賲 鬲賵丕賳丕蹖蹖 賳賵蹖爻賳丿賴 丿乇 鬲乇爻蹖賲 丿賳蹖丕蹖 爻賵乇卅丕賱 禺賵丿 賯丕亘賱 賯亘賵賱 賳蹖爻鬲貙 蹖讴 賲孬丕賱 丌賳貙 鬲爻賱蹖賲 睾蹖乇 賯丕亘賱 亘丕賵乇 蹖讴 噩賵丕賳 賲賯丕亘賱 蹖讴 倬蹖乇賲乇丿 丿乇 蹖讴蹖 丕夭 丿丕爻鬲丕賳鈥屬囏ж池� 讴賴 丿乇 丌賳貙 噩賵丕賳 爻乇 噩丕蹖卮 賲蹖鈥屬嗀篡屬嗀� 鬲丕 倬蹖乇賲乇丿 丕賵 乇丕 丕匕蹖鬲 讴賳丿貨 丿乇 丨丕賱蹖 讴賴 亘賴 爻丕丿诏蹖 賲蹖鈥屫堌з嗀� 丕夭 倬爻 丕賵 亘乇丌蹖丿. 丿乇 趩賳蹖賳 賲賵丕賯毓蹖 亘賴 賳馗乇 賲蹖鈥屫必池� 讴賴 賳賵蹖爻賳丿賴 丕夭 夭蹖乇 亘丕乇 賲爻卅賵賱蹖鬲 禺賵丿 丿乇 賯亘丕賱 鬲乇爻蹖賲 丿賳蹖丕蹖 丿丕爻鬲丕賳卮 卮丕賳賴 禺丕賱蹖 讴乇丿賴 賵 丿乇 鬲賲丕賲 讴乇丿賳 丌賳 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 毓噩賱賴 丿丕卮鬲賴 丕爻鬲.
丿乇 噩賲毓貙 賴噩賵蹖丕鬲 爻乇诏乇賲鈥屭┵嗁嗀団€屫й屸€屫池� 丕賲丕 丕夭 丌賳 丕賳鬲馗丕乇 趩蹖夭蹖 亘蹖卮鬲乇 丕夭 "丕亘夭丕乇 倬乇 讴乇丿賳 賵賯鬲" 賳賲蹖鈥屫堌з� 丿丕卮鬲.
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1,303 reviews136 followers
June 10, 2016
Funny little story of a truly caring person. An annoying person keeps hitting him over the head with an umbrella he thinks of ways of getting rid of him, running away for example but when he sees the umbrella wielder is out of breath he slows down again. It's amazing what you can get used too, almost like having one of those annoying kids who ask hundreds of questions a day.

Story is very short and that is the perfect length for this little nugget of madness.
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94 reviews52 followers
June 23, 2017
On the other hand, I have recently come to the realization that I couldn't live without those blows. Now, more and more frequently, a certain foreboding overcomes me. A new anxiety is eating at my soul: the anxiety stemming from the thought that this man, perhaps when I need him most, will depart and I will no longer feel those umbrella taps that helped me sleep so soundly.

So good, I read it twice.
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