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312 pages, Paperback
First published June 6, 2011
“I have the magic penis, so I get the keys, remember?�
“Oh yes, Sean Kowalski. Your amazing kisses have made all rational thought fly out of my besotted brain. If only you could fill me with your magic penis, I know we’ll fall madly in love and live happily ever after.�
The truck jerked and she glanced over to find him glaring at her. “Don’t ever say that again.�
“What? The madly in love or the happily ever after?�
“My penis isn’t magic.� His tone was grumpy, but then he smiled at the windshield. “It does tricks, though.�
“The only trick your penis needs to know for the next three and a half weeks is down boy.�“You look me in the eye, young man, and don’t you dare lie to me. Do you love Emma?�
“Yes,� he said through gritted teeth.
She released his face and he rubbed his jaw. “Well, that’s a start. And I’m going to guess you didn’t tell her that before you packed your stuff and moved out.�
“I don’t know what I’m doing. Other than not getting any sympathy.�
“If you’re looking for sympathy—�
“I know. It’s between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.� So they’d all heard. Many times. “The brownies are good, though.�
He tilted his head up to look at her. “This whole month was crazy, with all the pretending, but somewhere along the way it stopped being a lie.�
“Did you go getting ideas about me, Sean Kowalski?�
“I did, and it was one hell of an idea, too. I love you, Emma. I think, deep down, that’s what I wanted to write on that blank sticky note I left on the mirror, but I wasn’t ready yet. I’m ready now. I love you and I want you to marry me. For real.�
Why the hell aren't you running Sean?