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336 pages, Paperback
First published January 19, 2021
I am like vodka. It is, on first taste, not everyone’s favorite. But after a few sips, you may find you like it.
Graham Cracker-Collins has become simply Graeme: the person who makes my heart rap-a-tap-tap whenever I even think about seeing him, and the biggest surprise of my life.
"Life doesn't give you many of these opportunities. My advice? Seize it, mold it, and make it everything you want it to be."
“People are the problem. But they can also be the solution.�
"So Graeme got away with it. He got away with swiping the credit and praise right out from under me."
"No, my name is Henley Rose Evans, and my parents consciously named me after the lead singer and drummer of every boomer’s favorite easy listening band, the Eagles."
"I clamp my molars until my jaw pops." [Pg 24]
"I grind my molars so hard a tick starts in my jaw." [Pg 166]
"I click my molars." [Pg 194]
"I grind my molars."[Pg 305]
"I stop grinding my molars and take a deep, bracing breath." [Pg 309]
"I grind my molars like an industrial sander." [Pg 324]
"The battles have been waged- some lost, some forfeited, some won. New allies were revealed, an old enemy became a friend and then a lover, and I strengthened..."
“It’s amazin� how a first impression of someone can completely change once you get to know them.�
Graeme Cracker_Collins: To the woman who inspired me to rejoin the world, “thank you� will never be enough.
“How do you feel about me?
Usually? Irritation and an extreme urge to shove a whipped-cream pie in your face. But also, desperation. Desire. And, fuck, I want to kiss you.�
“He’s definitely threatened by Henley,� says Tory, her normally cheery voice flattening. Christina nods emphatically. “When it comes to smart, ambitious women, mediocre men usually are,� says Michelle.
“But you didn’t say please.� “You want me to beg?� I flash him a wide, innocent grin. “Only if you’re on your knees.�