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17 pages, Audible Audio
First published March 19, 2021
Birds have ugly feet. Disgusting feet, really. Still, there’s something sensual about
the sight of a hawk swooping down upon its prey, talons out, and slashing.
It’s so sudden, so unexpected, so explosively violent.
Such violence. Sweet, sweet violence.
“Look at how beautiful she is,� Donut whispered. “She’s like a vision of pure elegance.�
“Yo,� Elle cried at the bartender. “Whose d*ck do I gotta suck to get another drink? Christ.�
Of all the ‘taurs out there, from Centaurs to Bisontaurs to Rhinotaurs, the ManTauR is one of the weirdest. Half human, and, uh, half human, the ManTauR has been genetically engineered for both strength and dexterity, making them perfect for the often-grueling and thankless job of Tangle Train Engineer.
“I think my fans should have a name, wouldn’t that be great? Like the Princess Patrol or something.�
I grunted. “How about the Donut Holes?�
“Don’t be crude, Carl.�
"You're still you. No matter how much they change, even if they carve everything else away, you're still you. You can't let them break you."
"She was beautiful you know, on the inside I mean. She didn't have that anger in her not like her mother... Or dad. When she ran away it wasn't because she was a bad kid, it was self defense.
Kids aren't always a product of their parents, but sometimes that doesn't matter.
Sometimes parents can cast a shadow so thick you can drown in it."
“What the hell color is chartreuse?�
“It’s between yellow and green. It’s named after a French liqueur. Actually, there’s some controversy on what the exact shade should be. It’s very interesting.�
“I’m sure it’s riveting,� I said.
Katia stuck her tongue out at me.
And then her tongue formed into a little hand with a tiny middle finger pointing up.
"I will kill you tonight as you sleep!" Prepotente said to Miriam as he rubbed his head.
"No you won't, sweetie" she said. She reached over and kissed the goat on the top of the head where she whacked him.
"Do it again! It still hurts."
Glurp, glurp motherfucker!!
“There is no shame in wanting to be alone yet also wanting the comfort and the strength of your brethren.�
“Anybody else want to try something?� Elle shouted. “You come for Donut or Carl, you come for all of us. I will freeze the blood in your veins and make your genitals shatter like glass!�
“Kids aren’t always a product of their parents. But sometimes that doesn’t matter. Sometimes parents can cast a shadow so thick, you can drown in it.�
“The moment I pulled his head through the hole, Donut snapped off the spell. I let go, and the severed head dropped to the ground, mouth still open wide. “What was that, bitch? I didn’t quite get that last part,� I said.�
“Warning: You have a dick. “Thank you for the information,� I said to the ceiling as I examined the weapon’s properties.�
“But more importantly, there is no shame in wanting to protect those who are your hive, even if you never knew them. For they are yours, and they are being taken. It is us or it is them. There is consolation in dying in the pursuit of justice, no matter how small or big that death is.�
“I think my fans should have a name, wouldn’t that be great? Like the Princess Patrol or something.�
I grunted. “How about the Donut Holes?�
“Don’t be crude, Carl.�