Kofi King, Founder and CEO of Robotopia � a fictional company that sells autonomous robot “companions� � gives inspirational, evangelistic speeches, saying things like, “How can we make beautiful sex? How can we make sex that is chemically, physics-ally, artistically, linguistically, and existentially inspiring?� Dan Michaels wants “the dirtiest dirty robot lady possible,� but before he can get that companion, he must take Robo Rights 101 � because at a Robotopia Speed Dating evening, he informs a potential companion of all “the many nasty things� he will do to her which would violate the Robo Rights Act of 2028. College freshman Andrea Plover enjoys her solitary lifestyle eating ramen and watching aesthetically pleasing porn until a companion hottie comes into her life.