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480 pages, Paperback
First published August 9, 2016
"The dark brown headboard, plushly upholstered in leather, saves the room from femininity."
Monday to Friday, he turns me into a scary-looking woman. I look like a g* fortune-teller screaming about your imminent death. A crazed lunatic in an asylum, seconds from clawing her own eyes out.
鈥淚'm twenty-eight years old and it seems I've fallen through the cracks of heaven and hell and into purgatory. A kindergarten classroom."
鈥淚 should mention that the ultimate aim of all our games is to make the other smile, or cry. It鈥檚 something like that. I鈥檒l know when I win.鈥�
鈥淲atching you pretend to hate that nickname is the best part of my day.鈥�
鈥溾€f I were your boss, I鈥檇 work you so fucking hard. So fucking hard.鈥�
鈥淎ll I want to do is kiss you until I fall asleep. I want to slide in between your sheets, and find out what goes on inside your head, and underneath your clothes. I want to make a fool of myself over you.鈥�
I should mention that the ultimate aim of all our games is to make the other smile, or cry. It鈥檚 something like that. I鈥檒l know when I win.
I type my password: IHATEJOSHUA4EV@. My previous passwords have all been variations on how much I hate Joshua. For ever.
We each keep a log on the other. I can only assume he does; he seems to remember all of my transgressions. Mine is a password-protected document hidden on my personal drive and it journals all the shit that has ever gone down between Joshua Templeman and me. We have each complained to HR four times over this past year. He鈥檚 received a verbal and written warning about the nickname he has for me. I鈥檝e received two warnings; one for verbal abuse and for a juvenile prank that got out of hand. I鈥檓 not proud.
鈥淪top calling me Shortcake.鈥�
鈥淲atching you pretend to hate that nickname is the best part of my day.鈥�
鈥淏oth love and hate are mirror versions of the same game-and you have to win. Why? Your heart and your ego.鈥�
鈥淣o one can kiss me like you do.鈥�
鈥沦丑辞谤迟肠补办别.鈥�
鈥淪top calling me Shortcake.鈥�
鈥淲atching you pretend to hate that nickname is the best part of my day.鈥�
鈥淲hat are you imagining? Your expression is filthy.鈥�
鈥淪trangling you. Bare hands.鈥�
鈥淪o that鈥檚 your kink.鈥�
鈥淥nly where you鈥檙e concerned.鈥�
"I wish I could use my thumbs to pull his mouth into a huge deranged grin. As the police drag me out in handcuffs I'll be screeching, Smile, goddamn you."
"I'd participate. So well you wouldn't walk straight the next day."
鈥淚 want to make a fool of myself over you.鈥�
鈥淚鈥檒l never be able to untangle myself from this feeling. The color of love is surely this robin鈥檚-egg blue.鈥�
鈥淲hat are you imagining? Your expression is filthy.鈥�
鈥淪trangling you. Bare hands.鈥�
鈥淪o that鈥檚 your kink.鈥�
鈥淥nly where you鈥檙e concerned.鈥�