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The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
300 pages, Paperback
First published March 26, 2010
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Leopold Butters Stotch
2Ìýbooks162ÌýfollowersAmerican child writer and former tap dancer. Stotch has written two literary works.
Stotch was owned for a while by Paris Hilton and is rumored to be Professor Chaos.
Stotch is also a national hero in Mexico where he is known as "Mantequilla".
Stotch was owned for a while by Paris Hilton and is rumored to be Professor Chaos.
Stotch is also a national hero in Mexico where he is known as "Mantequilla".
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May 29, 2012
This is an amazing book, with some unbelievable imagery. I never fail to be amazed by some of the acts author Leopold Butters Stotch vividly describes in his brilliant novel, although I find that sometimes the imagery is a bit much, especially when it comes to the opening paragraph with the dog and the bloody pus-covered object. Stotch makes up for it with the plot about Amsterdam and the ending with the vag frogs sending off Scrotie's infected anus. I enjoy the way Stotch uses Sarah Jessica Parker 465 times in the book as a metaphor for the oppression felt by the lower class, even going as far as to call her a "transvestite donkey witch." At such a young age, Stotch seems to exemplify what a political pundit should be. There are two different sides to the raging debate about this book: one side believes that Scrotie McBoogerballs shows how liberals are hurting this country, while the other side believes that Scorite McBoogerballs is the most conservative-hating liberal in literature. After numerous times re-reading this book, along with many unsuccessful attempts to thwart yaking with Pepto Bismol, I have come to the conclusion that McBoogerballs is a conservative. This is the only explanation I have as to why Sarah Jessica Parker's buttcheese ended up in Scrotie's milkshake. I am impressed with Stotch's slam on health care reform by describing Scrotie McBoogerball's sliding his head up into the horse. These underlined themes are some of the most sophisticated that can be found in American literature, even more than the racism found in the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. I have sent this book to numerous fat camps as a Christmas present to the children there because you throw up so many times that you notice significant weight loss. If you need to lose some weight, you want to view American society today in an amazing new lens, or you just want to read (which is hard to believe, but I'm not here to judge), then The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs is the right book for you.
June 3, 2015
By far one of the most moving and inspiring books i have ever read. From here on out my life will never be the same. The unparalleled use of rhetorical devices and voice like none other. I would rate this book 6 out of 5 stars and recommend it be mandatory for all classes to read.
November 15, 2011
If you haven't read this book, then you're missing out on a true American classic. Author Leopold Butters Stotch's dirty novel about Scrotie McBoogerballs now comes with a bucket because nobody has ever been able to read it without throwing up.
November 23, 2024
Let my comments here serve as a warning to bibliophiles.
I interrupted my fourth reading of Ulysses to read the Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs and was flattened by the genius therein. Never again will I waste my time parsing timid claptrap by the likes of Joyce or Faulkner.
Don't read this book. I'm warning you. Stay happy in your stew of literary mediocrity, content with your run-of-the-mill Twains, Hardys, Tolstoys, and Hugos; if you read this you'll never enjoy anything else ever again.
I interrupted my fourth reading of Ulysses to read the Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs and was flattened by the genius therein. Never again will I waste my time parsing timid claptrap by the likes of Joyce or Faulkner.
Don't read this book. I'm warning you. Stay happy in your stew of literary mediocrity, content with your run-of-the-mill Twains, Hardys, Tolstoys, and Hugos; if you read this you'll never enjoy anything else ever again.
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July 17, 2012Where the hell can i read this booookk!!!
January 19, 2013
This is truly one of the greatest books of our time.
The artist, L.B. Stotch, delights us with a complex social web of relationships, and the clash of economic classes.
The main character, the aforementioned "Scrotie", is a multilayered character, and we discover each of his facets in a unique way as he competes with his peers in a race against society on his quest to "beat the man."
I was truly enlightened by this book, and I have passed it on to several of nephews and nieces, who have all for some reason decided to seek therapy. I suppose that the deep and meaningful emotional journey of Scrotie has caused them to seek a greater understanding of themselves.
If I could stop vomiting for several seconds I could actually finish the book.
The artist, L.B. Stotch, delights us with a complex social web of relationships, and the clash of economic classes.
The main character, the aforementioned "Scrotie", is a multilayered character, and we discover each of his facets in a unique way as he competes with his peers in a race against society on his quest to "beat the man."
I was truly enlightened by this book, and I have passed it on to several of nephews and nieces, who have all for some reason decided to seek therapy. I suppose that the deep and meaningful emotional journey of Scrotie has caused them to seek a greater understanding of themselves.
If I could stop vomiting for several seconds I could actually finish the book.
September 13, 2016
I can't wait to read "The Poop that Took a Pee".
Mr. Stotch has a brilliant gift.
Mr. Stotch has a brilliant gift.
June 28, 2014
This book is somewhat overrated. It is not quite the masterpiece I expected after reading so many positive reviews. Granted, Stotch is a gifted author whose understanding of nuance and the importance of a good narrative is undisputed but it is definitely not a classic. Scrotie is a flawed character is many ways and the actions he takes throughout the story are not always consistent. There are obvious similarities to the plot in The Fugitive ( volume 7 of À la recherche du temps perdu ) but Stotch fails to display the moral diversity that Proust presents.
In particular, I found the chapter in which Scrotie attempts to fuck a dolphin lacked structure and perspective and the adventure seemed rather superfluous.
Nevertheless, this book does show the promise that one welcomes in a new age author.
In particular, I found the chapter in which Scrotie attempts to fuck a dolphin lacked structure and perspective and the adventure seemed rather superfluous.
Nevertheless, this book does show the promise that one welcomes in a new age author.
July 8, 2014
This is a true modern classic. I was lucky enough to get my hand on the edition with Sarah Jessica Parker's foreword.
February 22, 2013
This book is the most vile, disgusting, putrid excuse for a story I have ever read, and I loved every minute of it. Sure, I puked a few dozen times but it was worth it just to read something so complex and thrilling. The politics of the story and the fleshed-out characters are so wonderfully confusing, the language is so beautifully descriptive, and the metaphors are simply flawless. Politically you don't know which way the story leans, and the many slams at Sarah Jessica Parker make you wonder if the reader was working out some frustrated feelings for the woman. Perhaps a love unrequited? A debt never paid? Maybe she kicked his dog. Either way I just couldn't put it down, and by the time I reached the very satisfying conclusion I felt like a changed woman. Truly, this is a masterpiece.
February 26, 2013
People were not kidding when they said this is the most disgusting book they have ever read. Seriously, it makes Wetlands by Charlotte Roche look clean as a whistle, and Chuck Palahniuk's "Guts" like a trip to Sea World. I can't even provide a plot summary without being nauseated, and if I try to analyze the symbolism of Sarah Jessica Parker, I'll... um... sorry about that, had to run outside. Don't worry, it was just dry-heaving. Didn't want to take any risks though.
That said, the Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs is a masterpiece that deserves all the (in)famy it's gotten. Enjoy that Nobel Prize for Literature, Leopold Butters Stotch. Though I'd hate to imagine what McBoogerballs would do with it.
That said, the Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs is a masterpiece that deserves all the (in)famy it's gotten. Enjoy that Nobel Prize for Literature, Leopold Butters Stotch. Though I'd hate to imagine what McBoogerballs would do with it.
October 26, 2014
It was a warm spring morning when Scrotie McBoogerballs woke. It seemed like any other day, but someone just had to go and fuck it all up. Follow Scrotie on his journey to find the fudgepacker who put Sarah Jessica Parker's butt cheese in his milk.
March 29, 2010
This is possibly the filthiest and greatest book I've ever read. I vomited on myself several times while reading it. I highly recommend Mr. Stotch's masterpiece.
August 5, 2011
I wanna read it, yooo. Lol
July 9, 2013
A work of art. 10/10
August 21, 2014
I mean... the whole part about Amsterdam... Whoa!
May 4, 2015
This is the definitive American classic,written by one of the greatest if not the greatest literary geniuses of our time Leopold butters stotch who is full of angst & broody(this can clearly be seen in his writing).He knows what the readers want & he delivers,he is the voice of our generation.The deep narrative about the oppression felt by the lower class & how liberals are hurting America will show you how powerful Mr.Butters'writing can be.This is the book has 465 mentions of Sarah Jessica parker in it & has led to the reality show 'how long can you listen to scrotie mcboogerballs & not vomit'.Definitely pick this up & read this to your children or young ones (don't forget to carry your vomit bucket).Waiting eagerly to pick up his next book 'The poop that took a pee'
May 9, 2019
I was a participant in that game show "How long can you read scrotie mcboogerballs and not vomit" and I must say there was some tough competition. I of course lost in the earlier rounds because of the vividity and depth of imagery used by author Stotch that really mesmerised my balls to the fullest and made me throw up in the second sentence. A great read. Please enjoy it with your kids
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April 21, 2010great book,. read it at least 12 times
May 23, 2012
AWESOME BUT I THREW UP LIKE 100 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 8, 2013
One of the greatest literary works of our time. Stotch is a virtuoso capable of weaving a gritty, realistic image of our time by combining toilet humor, the oppression of the masses by Sarah Jessica Parker, and pop culture. 5 stars.
October 8, 2012
A true American classic.
October 11, 2015
Simply the greatest novel ever written.
May 16, 2019
I don't think there's much to say that anyone else has not yet said about this sublime modern masterpiece, save maybe to boast that I made it halfway through the first page before hurling.
November 6, 2020
i read it and shit and came
February 21, 2023
Pure Genius
April 21, 2021
Though vomit was my constant companion as it shot from my mouth as I read, this book kept me glued to it's pages in life changing awe! I will never be the same because of this book and will be sure to read it regularly, despite the acidic destruction of my throat during each reading. Don't miss this masterpiece!
January 22, 2023
Leopold Butters Stotch is truly a literary phenomenon. This book was deeply moving, from Sarah Jessica Parker’s butt cheese ending up in Scrotie McBoogerBall’s milkshake, to Scrotie McBoogerBalls shoving his head up a horse’s vag, this book has it all. It’s vulgar for nothing but the sake of being vulgar, and in doing this, Stotch pushes the literary game. Five stars, cannot reccomend enough.
June 20, 2017
SO GOOD
November 4, 2019
To all the people that think this is real, it’s not. This book does not exist
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