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“What flaw could you possibly find in his appearance?"
"His posture," Hannah muttered.
"What about it?"
"He slouches."
"He's an American. They all slouch. The weight of their wallets drags them over.”
― Lisa Kleypas, A Wallflower Christmas

“For the most expensive way to realize an orgasm, men open their wallets. For the cheapest, they close their eyes.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups

“I keep your soul
In my ageing wallet,
The unimportant stuff
(Money, cards, coins)
Stay loose in my pocket,
A place as fickle as they.”
― Phen Weston, Nothing But The Rain: A Collection of Poems

“You know the police love to steal out of peoples wallets!”
― Steven Magee

“Weight loss is bad only for a fat wallet.”
― Tamerlan Kuzgov