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Bite Harder 23419820
Hardboiled, funny, relentless, and unexpectedly tenderhearted BITE HARDER delivers riotous action all the way to a bombshell climax that could only have been written by Anonymous-9, the self-declared mad scientist of crime fiction.]]>
198 Anonymous-9 1937495752 Anonymous-9 5 3.87 2014 Bite Harder
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Readers CHoice Award (2014) The House of Crime and Mystery (Canada), "Brilliantly, brutally funny..." says Douglas Lindsay, author of THE LONG MIDNIGHT OF BARNEY THOMSON
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Hard Bite 16081065
Dean's gentle, doting nurse knows nothing about what he's up to. When Sid tears out the throat of a Mexican Mafia member, Marcie gets kidnapped in order to force Dean's surrender.

Armed with nothing but his wits, Sid, and a sympathetic streetwalker named Cinda, Dean manipulates drug-cartel carnales and the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department in a David-against-Goliath plot that twists and turns to a heart-pounding showdown.]]>
141 Anonymous-9 Anonymous-9 5 4.07 2012 Hard Bite
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average rating: 4.07
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191 reviews on Amazon; Readers Choice Award (2012) from The House of Crime and Mystery (Canada); Top 5 Debut Novels of 2013 from BOOK PEOPLE, largest indie book store in Texas, many "Best of" lists
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<![CDATA[Armed and Outrageous (Agnes Barton Senior Sleuths Mystery, #1)]]> 13634364 264 Madison Johns Anonymous-9 0 currently-reading 3.83 2012 Armed and Outrageous (Agnes Barton Senior Sleuths Mystery, #1)
author: Madison Johns
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average rating: 3.83
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Big Maria 15096211 331 Johnny Shaw 1612184391 Anonymous-9 0 to-read 3.99 2012 Big Maria
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Dazzled 18752409
No stranger to life's rough side, Nikki survived the streets as a teenage runaway and now brings that edge to her acting roles. But she has never seen anything like the battered girl on the gurney. Could this really be Darla, her beautiful face so damaged it looks barely human, her path to stardom ended in the county coroner's morgue.

In her relentless search for the truth, Nikki discovers the hidden side of her friend's life, laying bare secrets buried before Darla was born, and uncovering widening layers of corruption that reach far beyond Hollywood to the highest levels of government.]]>
256 Maxine Nunes 1432828843 Anonymous-9 5 4.36 2013 Dazzled
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average rating: 4.36
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<![CDATA[The Fire in Fiction: Passion, Purpose and Techniques to Make Your Novel Great]]> 6376896 Discover the Difference Between a So-So Manuscript and a Novel Readers Can't Forget

We've all read them: novels by our favorite authors that disappoint. Uninspired and lifeless, we wonder what happened. Was the author in a hurry? Did she have a bad year? Has he lost interest altogether?

Something similar is true of a great many unpublished manuscripts. They are okay stories that never take flight. They don't grip the imagination, let alone the heart. They merit only a shrug and a polite dismissal by agents and editors.

It doesn't have to be that way. In The Fire in Fiction, successful literary agent and author Donald Maass shows you not only how to infuse your story with deep conviction and fiery passion, but how to do it over and over again. The book features:


Techniques for capturing a special time and place, creating characters whose lives matter, nailing multiple-impact plot turns, making the supernatural real, infusing issues into fiction, and more.
Story-enriching exercises at the end of every chapter to show you how to apply the practical tools just covered to your own work.
Rich examples drawn from contemporary novels as diverse as The Lake House, Water for Elephants, and Jennifer Government to illustrate how various techniques work in actual stories.
Plus, Maass introduces an original technique that any novelist can use any time, in any scene, in any novel, even on the most uninspired day...to take the most powerful experiences from your personal life and turn those experiences directly into powerful fiction.

Tap into The Fire in Fiction, and supercharge your story with originality and spark!]]>
272 Donald Maass 158297506X Anonymous-9 5
My favorite quote among many: "Storytellers look not to publishers to make them successful, but to themselves. They wonder how to top themselves with each new novel. Their grumbles are not about getting toured but about getting more time to deliver. Storytellers take calculated risks with their fiction. Mostly they try to make their stories bigger."]]>
4.15 2009 The Fire in Fiction: Passion, Purpose and Techniques to Make Your Novel Great
author: Donald Maass
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average rating: 4.15
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I love Donald Maass' take on writing and what makes a good book. (I also own WRITING THE BREAKOUT NOVEL.) Maass discourages churning out pages which may result in a book, yes, but what's the quality? Like only the best editors, Maass pushes writers to push past "good" and strive for excellent. The introductory chapter with a section on "Status Seekers and Storytellers" holds up a mirror--reading it was a reality check. Maass cuts through the bulls*%!, which he describes as writers declaring, "The book wrote itself!" and gets down to the deconstruction of great stories.

My favorite quote among many: "Storytellers look not to publishers to make them successful, but to themselves. They wonder how to top themselves with each new novel. Their grumbles are not about getting toured but about getting more time to deliver. Storytellers take calculated risks with their fiction. Mostly they try to make their stories bigger."
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<![CDATA[The Long Midnight Of Barney Thomson (Barney Thomson, #1)]]> 13349874
However, there is no life so tedious that it cannot be spiced up by inadvertent murder, a deranged psychopath, and a freezer full of neatly packaged meat.

Barney Thomson's uninteresting life is about to go from 0 to 60 in five seconds, as he enters the grotesque and comically absurd world of the serial killer…]]>
216 Douglas Lindsay Anonymous-9 5 3.70 2003 The Long Midnight Of Barney Thomson (Barney Thomson, #1)
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<![CDATA[L.A. Noir: The Struggle for the Soul of America's Most Seductive City]]> 7717914
Midcentury Los Angeles. A city sold to the world as "the white spot of America," a land of sunshine and orange groves, wholesome Midwestern values and Hollywood stars, protected by the world’s most famous police force, the Dragnet -era LAPD. Behind this public image lies a hidden world of "pleasure girls" and crooked cops, ruthless newspaper tycoons, corrupt politicians, and East Coast gangsters on the make. Into this underworld came two men—one L.A.� s most notorious gangster, the other its most famous police chief—each prepared to battle the other for the soul of the city.]]>
448 John Buntin 0307352080 Anonymous-9 5 3.95 2009 L.A. Noir: The Struggle for the Soul of America's Most Seductive City
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<![CDATA[Tight Little Stitches in a Dead Man's Back]]> 18908035 28 Joe R. Lansdale 1936666340 Anonymous-9 5 4.04 1992 Tight Little Stitches in a Dead Man's Back
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<![CDATA[The Riptide Ultra-Glide (Serge Storms #16)]]> 18877764 465 Tim Dorsey 0062092804 Anonymous-9 5 4.15 2013 The Riptide Ultra-Glide (Serge Storms #16)
author: Tim Dorsey
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<![CDATA[Nuclear Jellyfish (Serge Storms, #11)]]> 8301220






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Tim Dorsey’s outrageously zany, gleefully violent, and uproariously funny Nuclear Jellyfish marks the triumphant return of lovable, thrill-killing Florida historian and tireless civic booster Serge A. Storms. The bestselling author of Atomic Lobster, Triggerfish Twist, and Florida Roadkill, Dorsey can match Carl Hiaasen punch-for-punch when it comes to fictionally depicting Sunshine State madness—and he’s taken his rightful place alongside Christopher Moore in the pantheon of top American humorists. Nuclear Jellyfish is a veritable WMD of radioactive hilarity—as Denver’s Rocky Mountain News so aptly puts it, “It doesn’t get any better.”]]>
322 Tim Dorsey Anonymous-9 5 4.30 2009 Nuclear Jellyfish (Serge Storms, #11)
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<![CDATA[Pineapple Grenade (Serge Storms, #15)]]> 12227046 New York Times bestselling author, Tim Dorsey. In Pineapple Grenade, the incomparable Serge takes up spying for the president of a banana republic, and now Homeland Security wants to bring him down. It’s always a wild ride when Dorsey’s at the wheel, and with Pineapple Grenade he delivers his most explosively hilarious road trip to date.
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342 Tim Dorsey 0061876909 Anonymous-9 5 3.94 2012 Pineapple Grenade (Serge Storms, #15)
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Anybody who can make me laugh this hard gets five stars. I dropped my Kindle and choked, 5 stars! By now I've read three or four Dorsey novels and I don't try to follow the plot. It would slow down the joyride. The book chronicles the exploits of a manic psychopath and his drug-fueled companion anyway, so how crazy would it be to try and make sense out of what they're doing and call it a plot? Better to just read along at a breakneck pace, giggling and hooting, and enjoy the Florida scenery as it flies past. Tim Dorsey is a genre unto himself. And I love it.
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Shoot the Piano Player 42589
Shoot the Piano Player is a bittersweet and nerve-racking exploration of different kinds of loyalty: the kind a man owes his family, no matter how bad that family is; the kind a man owes a woman; and, ultimately, the loyalty he owes himself. The result is a moody thriller that, like the best hard-boiled fiction, carries a moral depth charge.]]>
158 David Goodis 0679732543 Anonymous-9 0 to-read 4.03 1956 Shoot the Piano Player
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Dutch Curridge 9307212 274 Tim Bryant 1453735151 Anonymous-9 5
Fort Worth in 1953 was a place where blacks and whites were still segregated. Few people had telephones, especially poor people, and a black baby could die for lack of seeing a doctor. This tragic premise starts and ends DUTCH CURRIDGE but miraculously it's never maudlin, never heavy-handed. Bryant's effervescent voice moves the story along skillfully and sensitively. Gentle humor breaks up the pathos. Bryant's characters are well-drawn and colorful. Best of all, no sentence is left unadorned. The prose dances and do-si-do's down the page. The dialogue is pure Texas poetry. Fight scenes and action sequences seem written with a lit firecracker.

In my opinion there are very few books out there this good, this original, this assured. It's almost unbelievable this is a first novel. The fact that it's self-published and has only four reviews on Amazon (one of them mine at the time of this writing) leaves me speechless. If it were not for the unsinkable Scott Montgomery, the crime curator of Mystery People/Book People out of Austin, Texas I would never have heard about it. Hopefully it's just a matter of time until the world catches on and gets to enjoy DUTCH CURRIDGE as much as I did.
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4.27 2010 Dutch Curridge
author: Tim Bryant
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average rating: 4.27
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Books that I love all have one thing in common: a distinctive voice. Dutch Curridge arrested me from the first page and wouldn't let my eyes move away. I read it in one day. The next day I started reading it all over again. Author Tim Bryant has voice to burn--his words sashay along with more expressive verve and personality than Marilyn Monroe's derriere. I mention Marilyn because she was at the height of her career in 1953, the time period of DUTCH CURRIDGE. The title is a play on "Dutch Courage" which is an old timey term for taking a shot of alcohol to make you fearless.

Fort Worth in 1953 was a place where blacks and whites were still segregated. Few people had telephones, especially poor people, and a black baby could die for lack of seeing a doctor. This tragic premise starts and ends DUTCH CURRIDGE but miraculously it's never maudlin, never heavy-handed. Bryant's effervescent voice moves the story along skillfully and sensitively. Gentle humor breaks up the pathos. Bryant's characters are well-drawn and colorful. Best of all, no sentence is left unadorned. The prose dances and do-si-do's down the page. The dialogue is pure Texas poetry. Fight scenes and action sequences seem written with a lit firecracker.

In my opinion there are very few books out there this good, this original, this assured. It's almost unbelievable this is a first novel. The fact that it's self-published and has only four reviews on Amazon (one of them mine at the time of this writing) leaves me speechless. If it were not for the unsinkable Scott Montgomery, the crime curator of Mystery People/Book People out of Austin, Texas I would never have heard about it. Hopefully it's just a matter of time until the world catches on and gets to enjoy DUTCH CURRIDGE as much as I did.

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The Bottoms 102113 The Bottoms is Harry Collins, an old man obsessively reflecting on certain key experiences of his childhood. In 1933, the year that forms the centerpiece of the narrative, Harry is 11 years old and living with his mother, father, and younger sister on a farm outside of Marvel Creek, Texas, near the Sabine River bottoms. Harry's world changes forever when he discovers the corpse of a young black woman tied to a tree in the forest near his home. The woman, who is eventually identified as a local prostitute, has been murdered, molested, and sexually mutilated. She is also, as Harry will soon discover, the first in a series of similar corpses, all of them the victims of a new, unprecedented sort of monster: a traveling serial killer.


From his privileged position as the son of constable (and farmer and part-time barber) Jacob Collins, Harry watches as the distinctly amateur investigation unfolds. As more bodies -- not all of them "colored" -- surface, the mood of the local residents darkens. Racial tensions -- never far from the surface, even in the best of times -- gradually kindle. When circumstantial evidence implicates an ancient, innocent black man named Mose, the Ku Klux Klan mobilizes, initiating a chilling, graphically described lynching that will occupy a permanent place in Harry Collins's memories. With Mose dead and the threat to local white women presumably put to rest, the residents of Marvel Creek resume their normal lives, only to find that the actual killer remains at large and continues to threaten the safety and stability of the town.


Lansdale uses this protracted murder investigation to open up a window on an insular, poverty-stricken, racially divided community. With humor, precision, and great narrative economy, he evokes the society of Marvel Creek in all its alternating tawdriness and nobility, offering us a varied, absolutely convincing portrait of a world that has receded into history. At the same time, he offers us a richly detailed re-creation of the vibrant, dangerous physical landscapes that were part of that world and have since been buried under the concrete and cement of the industrialized juggernaut of the late 20th century. In Lansdale's hands, the gritty realities of Depression-era Texas are as authentic -- and memorable -- as anything in recent American fiction.

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328 Joe R. Lansdale 0446677922 Anonymous-9 0 to-read 4.17 2000 The Bottoms
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Big Money 20406541
But market fluctuations are the least of Carr's worries. He's being extorted into opening a money-laundering account for local crime boss Bluefish; an auditor who was investigating his company has turned up murdered; a fetching state police captain figures he's the key to her organized-crime probe; and his boss's mother has been picked up for fixing her church bingo game.

Carr is continually getting into trouble over his weakness for breasts, his penchant for self-incriminating statements and his vestigial moral sensibility, which, like an appendix, makes itself felt at inconvenient times. On the plus side, he's got his noble Mexican buddy Luis, a boyish grin for placating angry females, an occasional glimmer of perceptiveness and a stock salesman's gift for closing the deal, even with people who are preparing to throw his weighted body into the ocean.

The way to read this book is to...relax and enjoy Getze's punchy dialogue and colorful characters-Bluefish's henchman Max is an especially pungent creation-and his hilarious hangdog protagonist's dissolute charm.

If Elmore Leonard had gotten a securities license, this is the book he might have written.
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220 Jack Getze 1937495671 Anonymous-9 0 to-read 3.87 2007 Big Money
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A Confederacy of Dunces 310612
His mother thinks he needs to go to work. He does, in a succession of jobs. Each job rapidly escalates into a lunatic adventure, a full-blown disaster; yet each has, like Don Quixote's, its own eerie logic.

His girlfriend, Myrna Minkoff of the Bronx, thinks he needs sex.

Ignatius is an intellectual, ideologue, deadbeat, goof-off, glutton, who should repel the reader with his gargantuan bloats, his thunderous contempt, and one-man war against everybody: Freud, homosexuals, heterosexuals, Protestants, and the assorted excesses of modern times.

A tragicomedy, set in New Orleans.]]>
394 John Kennedy Toole 0802130208 Anonymous-9 5
Speaking of Ignatius, he's a flamboyant failure who never met a small problem he couldn't catastrophize into a disaster. He's an overeducated dolt who always, always, does the wrong thing at the right time. He's intelligence without wisdom, he's misdirected sexual energy run amok. He's laserlike attention applied to the wrong solution, at the wrong angle, to the right problem every time. He's a Titanic who brings down anyone and everyone who ventures within striking distance. In short, there's a little Ignatius J. Reilly in every one of us, and that's why he's so universally loved.

The author of A CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES is the late, great John Kennedy Toole, who left us with only two novels before taking his own life in 1969 at the age of 32. He had been drinking heavily and exhibiting unusual behavior at Tulane University before his untimely death. A beloved teacher, he was mourned greatly by students who eulogized him, repeatedly citing his depth and humor as a teacher. John Kennedy Toole is gone, but his legacy and wit live on. Don't miss the crowning achievement of this literary genius.
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3.89 1980 A Confederacy of Dunces
author: John Kennedy Toole
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average rating: 3.89
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It won the Pulitzer Prize with a flatulent, obese anti-hero prone to compulsive lying and masturbatory excess. Uninitiated readers may scratch their heads, but A CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES is a wonderful, mad parade of vivacious characters, dialogue so colorful it splashes the inside of your eyeballs, and a plot that careens between the fantastic and the believable until it almost resembles real life—maybe not your life, maybe not mine, but certainly that of Ignatius J. Reilly.

Speaking of Ignatius, he's a flamboyant failure who never met a small problem he couldn't catastrophize into a disaster. He's an overeducated dolt who always, always, does the wrong thing at the right time. He's intelligence without wisdom, he's misdirected sexual energy run amok. He's laserlike attention applied to the wrong solution, at the wrong angle, to the right problem every time. He's a Titanic who brings down anyone and everyone who ventures within striking distance. In short, there's a little Ignatius J. Reilly in every one of us, and that's why he's so universally loved.

The author of A CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES is the late, great John Kennedy Toole, who left us with only two novels before taking his own life in 1969 at the age of 32. He had been drinking heavily and exhibiting unusual behavior at Tulane University before his untimely death. A beloved teacher, he was mourned greatly by students who eulogized him, repeatedly citing his depth and humor as a teacher. John Kennedy Toole is gone, but his legacy and wit live on. Don't miss the crowning achievement of this literary genius.

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<![CDATA[The Secret Knowledge: On the Dismantling of American Culture]]> 10649581
For the past thirty years, David Mamet has been a controversial and defining force in theater and film, championing the most cherished liberal values along the way. In some of the great movies and plays of our time, his characters have explored the ethics of the business world, embodied the struggles of the oppressed, and faced the flaws of the capitalist system.

But in recent years Mamet has had a change of heart. He realized that the so- called mainstream media outlets he relied on were irredeemably biased, peddling a hypocritical and deeply flawed worldview. In 2008 he wrote a hugely controversial op-ed for The Village Voice , "Why I Am No Longer a 'Brain- Dead Liberal,'" in which he methodically eviscerated liberal beliefs. Now he goes much deeper, employing his trademark intellectual force and vigor to take on all the key political and cultural issues of our times, from religion to political correctness to global warming. A sample:

The problems facing us, faced by all mankind engaged in Democracy, may seem complex, or indeed insolvable, and we, in despair, may revert to a state of wish fulfillment-a state of "belief" in the power of the various experts presenting themselves as a cure for our indecision. But this is a sort of Stockholm Syndrome. Here, the captives, unable to bear the anxiety occasioned by their powerlessness, suppress it by identifying with their captors.

This is the essence of Leftist thought. It is a devolution from reason to "belief," in an effort to stave off a feeling of powerlessness. And if government is Good, it is a logical elaboration that more government power is Better. But the opposite is apparent both to anyone who has ever had to deal with Government and, I think, to any dispassionate observer.

It is in sympathy with the first and in the hope of enlarging the second group that I have written this book.

Mamet pulls no punches in his art or in his politics. And as a former liberal who woke up, he will win over an entirely new audience of others who have grown irate over America's current direction.]]>
256 David Mamet 1595230769 Anonymous-9 0 to-read 3.84 2011 The Secret Knowledge: On the Dismantling of American Culture
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<![CDATA[Free to Choose: A Personal Statement]]> 10574761 338 Milton Friedman 0547539754 Anonymous-9 0 to-read 4.33 1979 Free to Choose: A Personal Statement
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Mack 1 Red vs. Blue 17240308 368 Jim Kearney 0985982918 Anonymous-9 0 to-read 3.93 2012 Mack 1 Red vs. Blue
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The Smoking Gun Sisterhood 7107036
Collection of 10 crime fiction stories, featuring women as gun-toting action protagonists. The treatment of these heroines is admiring and respectful. Stories included are: "Biker Angel," "Cops and Robbers," "The Falcon of Bitmesh," "The Capta and the Cop," "The Capta and the Cop, Part II," "Lights Out," "Sisters, Dark and Light," "An Afternoon at the Beach," "'Tis the Season," and "New Day at the Office."]]>
254 Thad Brown Anonymous-9 0 to-read 4.56 2009 The Smoking Gun Sisterhood
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The 48 Laws of Power 1303 Amoral, cunning, ruthless, and instructive, this multi-million-copy New York Times bestseller is the definitive manual for anyone interested in gaining, observing, or defending against ultimate control � from the author of The Laws of Human Nature.

In the book that People magazine proclaimed “beguiling� and “fascinating,� Robert Greene and Joost Elffers have distilled three thousand years of the history of power into 48 essential laws by drawing from the philosophies of Machiavelli, Sun Tzu, and Carl Von Clausewitz and also from the lives of figures ranging from Henry Kissinger to P.T. Barnum.

Some laws teach the need for prudence (“Law 1: Never Outshine the Master�), others teach the value of confidence (“Law 28: Enter Action with Boldness�), and many recommend absolute self-preservation (“Law 15: Crush Your Enemy Totally�). Every law, though, has one thing in common: an interest in total domination. In a bold and arresting two-color package, The 48 Laws of Power is ideal whether your aim is conquest, self-defense, or simply to understand the rules of the game.]]>
452 Robert Greene 0140280197 Anonymous-9 5 4.11 1998 The 48 Laws of Power
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Grab 17213403 Letty Dobesh: thief, junkie, pick-pocket, felon. But now, for the first time in ages, she's also clean and sober, just out of rehab, and on a cross-country trip to reunite with her estranged little boy.

Enter psychotic mercenary Isaiah Brown with a proposal that scratches at her oldest itch, something Letty has dreamed of all her life—the ultimate Vegas score. An ingenious plan to take down a casino that might actually work.

All that's standing between Letty and an inconceivable pile of money is the pick-pocket of a lifetime. One risky, impossible grab. Pull it off, and retire. But mess things up, and Letty Dobesh will lose everything she holds dear, including her life.

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140 Blake Crouch Anonymous-9 0 to-read 3.94 2013 Grab
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Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine 8760244 Ellery Queen s Mystery Magazine is America's oldest and most celebrated crime-fiction publication. "The best mystery magazine in the world, bar none," states Stephen King. Featured in its pages are short stories by the world s leading writers of suspense. The full range of the genre is covered, from the cozy to the hardboiled, the historical to the contemporary including police procedurals, P.I. stories, psychological suspense, locked-room and impossible-crime tales, classical whodunits, and urban noir. EQMM stories include scores of winners of the Edgar, Agatha, Shamus, Anthony, Derringer, Macavity, Barry, Arthur Ellis, and Robert L. Fish awards.


Ellery Queen s Mystery Magazine is home to many bestselling authors, including Joyce Carol Oates, Chuck Hogan, Jan Burke, Lawrence Block, and Marcia Muller.


Ellery Queen s Mystery Magazine features 8 single issues and 2 double issues each year in March/April and September/October.

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0 Penny Publications 0000281581 Anonymous-9 3 4.23 2011 Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine
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average rating: 4.23
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Drawing Dead 13493439
Dead girlfriend...check

Alcohol problem...check

Gambling debt...check

Looming death...check

Committing fraud...check

Throw in the most beautiful woman Jack's ever laid eyes on and the fact that she's trying to play him like a fiddle and you're starting to get the picture.

Yeah, Jack Andrelli is fighting for his life, and he's gonna crack wise and drink booze right up until the reaper has him by the balls.


PRAISE FOR 'DRAWING DEAD'

"Drawing Dead is a brilliant noir from one of Australia's most exciting new novelists."

-- Adrian McKinty, author of 'Dead I Well May Be", "Fifty Grand", "Falling Glass" and "The Cold, Cold Ground"

A terrifying portrait of a man destined to lose, Drawing Dead is at once
stark and lyrical, with the ghosts of Jim Thompson and James M. Cain
whispering all over the pages. Keep an eye out for JJ Deceglie, a stunning
new voice in crime fiction.

--Jon Bassoff, publisher of New Pulp Press

“An impressive, memorable voice, with dark echoes of Bruen and Sallis and Ellroy. You won’t soon forget this book.�

--Charles Ardai, publisher of Hard Case Crime

"Drawing Dead is classic pulp with some generous helpings of despair, graphic sex, and dark humor, a tight neo-noir that’s not afraid to go full-dark when it counts. If that sounds like your piping hot cuppa, dear reader, go and get yourself some."

--Nerd of Noir, Spinetingler]]>
186 J.J. DeCeglie Anonymous-9 0 to-read 3.80 2011 Drawing Dead
author: J.J. DeCeglie
name: Anonymous-9
average rating: 3.80
book published: 2011
rating: 0
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date added: 2012/11/17
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<![CDATA[The Case of the Black-Eyed Blonde]]> 1882513 A Perry Mason mystery. 208 Erle Stanley Gardner 0345323114 Anonymous-9 5 Gardner died at the age of eighty-one in 1970, the author of more than seven hundred fictional works, including 127 novels, 400 articles and more than a dozen travel books. He also wrote under the pseudonyms A.A. Fair, Kyle Corning, Charles M. Green, Carleton Kendrake, Charles J. Kenny, Les Tillray, and Robert Parr. In the mid-1960s, Gardner’s novels sold around 20,000 per day. He is considered one of the best-selling mystery writers of all time with 325 million books distributed globally.
Gardner could have stepped, larger than life, from the pages of one of his own novels. He attended law school for only a month, when he got suspended for making a boxing ring in his dorm room, and a professor got knocked down during a demonstration. The school sought a warrant for his arrest and Gardner claims he “skipped town one jump ahead of the sheriff.� Gardner eventually settled in California where he studied law on his own and passed the state bar exam in 1911, qualifying him to practice law as an attorney.
In 1921, a dozen years before his first Perry Mason sale, Gardner broke into print with a story he sold for fifteen dollars entitled, “Nellie’s Naughty Nighty.� His mother read the title and was so scandalized, she refused to read another word. After that first sale, Gardner faced repeated rejection. "I wrote the worst stories that ever hit New York,� he later admitted. "My stories were terrible...I didn't know how to plot [and] I had no natural aptitude as a writer."
Sweet fortune smiled eventually, but Gardner had bitter criticism to face first. His novelette, The Shrieking Skeleton was under consideration at Black Mask magazine, and the circulation manager sent a scathing note to the editor, saying, "This story gives me a pain in the neck . . . it's pretty near the last word in childishness, and the plot has whiskers...� The story was "puerile, trite, obvious, and unnatural.� The note was accidently sent to Gardner, who sat down and rewrote the story over three nights, carefully fixing everything the note mentioned. He mailed it back to the embarrassed editor, who purchased it for $160.
Perry Mason became arguably the most famous fictional lawyer of all time, featured in more than 80 novels and short stories. Gardner personally cast actor Raymond Burr—dark, handsome and velvet voiced—for the TV role, and episodes still run today on television all over the world.
The Case of the Black-Eyed Blonde is still my favorite Perry Mason, and it’s even more entertaining today because of its little political-editorial asides by Gardner, that don’t get in the way of the plot. I love this dialogue from the black-eyed heroine, has a job reading stories to a rich man, and she passes his opinions along to Perry Mason:
“He claims that the great American trouble is that we are too credulous.
He says our national trait is to believe everything that’s dished out to us
and then, when the gilt paint wears off the gold brick, to blame everyone
except ourselves.�
Gardner wrote that in 1944. The more things change the more they stay the same. Of course there’s lots of derring-do, with help from trusty, recurring characters Della Street and Paul Drake. Lt. Tragg and the crusty men of his force are always hot on the trail, but they stay a step behind Perry and his sleuthing, at the best of times.
Gardner had a formula for Perry Mason novels, and it made them them reliable pulp escapism. No matter how dire the situation, Perry always solved the case in court, the bad guys were vanquished and justice was served. No wonder the books are still selling, and the series is still on TV.
A magnificent collection of Gardner’s manuscripts and papers reside in The Harry Ransom Humanities Research Center in Texas, described as, “one of the most complete records of a writing career ever made.� The library features a model of his study room, on display for viewing by visitors.
Finally, Gardner is the author of the best piece of writing advice ever: “It’s a damn good story. If you have any comments, write them on the back of a check.�
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3.70 1944 The Case of the Black-Eyed Blonde
author: Erle Stanley Gardner
name: Anonymous-9
average rating: 3.70
book published: 1944
rating: 5
read at: 2010/01/01
date added: 2012/10/28
shelves:
review:
When I was around ten years old, I pulled a yellowed paperback from the family bookcase called The Case of the Black-Eyed Blonde written by Erle Stanley Gardner. It was my first introduction to lawyer Perry Mason, and the tale was lurid and politically incorrect. I loved it.
Gardner died at the age of eighty-one in 1970, the author of more than seven hundred fictional works, including 127 novels, 400 articles and more than a dozen travel books. He also wrote under the pseudonyms A.A. Fair, Kyle Corning, Charles M. Green, Carleton Kendrake, Charles J. Kenny, Les Tillray, and Robert Parr. In the mid-1960s, Gardner’s novels sold around 20,000 per day. He is considered one of the best-selling mystery writers of all time with 325 million books distributed globally.
Gardner could have stepped, larger than life, from the pages of one of his own novels. He attended law school for only a month, when he got suspended for making a boxing ring in his dorm room, and a professor got knocked down during a demonstration. The school sought a warrant for his arrest and Gardner claims he “skipped town one jump ahead of the sheriff.� Gardner eventually settled in California where he studied law on his own and passed the state bar exam in 1911, qualifying him to practice law as an attorney.
In 1921, a dozen years before his first Perry Mason sale, Gardner broke into print with a story he sold for fifteen dollars entitled, “Nellie’s Naughty Nighty.� His mother read the title and was so scandalized, she refused to read another word. After that first sale, Gardner faced repeated rejection. "I wrote the worst stories that ever hit New York,� he later admitted. "My stories were terrible...I didn't know how to plot [and] I had no natural aptitude as a writer."
Sweet fortune smiled eventually, but Gardner had bitter criticism to face first. His novelette, The Shrieking Skeleton was under consideration at Black Mask magazine, and the circulation manager sent a scathing note to the editor, saying, "This story gives me a pain in the neck . . . it's pretty near the last word in childishness, and the plot has whiskers...� The story was "puerile, trite, obvious, and unnatural.� The note was accidently sent to Gardner, who sat down and rewrote the story over three nights, carefully fixing everything the note mentioned. He mailed it back to the embarrassed editor, who purchased it for $160.
Perry Mason became arguably the most famous fictional lawyer of all time, featured in more than 80 novels and short stories. Gardner personally cast actor Raymond Burr—dark, handsome and velvet voiced—for the TV role, and episodes still run today on television all over the world.
The Case of the Black-Eyed Blonde is still my favorite Perry Mason, and it’s even more entertaining today because of its little political-editorial asides by Gardner, that don’t get in the way of the plot. I love this dialogue from the black-eyed heroine, has a job reading stories to a rich man, and she passes his opinions along to Perry Mason:
“He claims that the great American trouble is that we are too credulous.
He says our national trait is to believe everything that’s dished out to us
and then, when the gilt paint wears off the gold brick, to blame everyone
except ourselves.�
Gardner wrote that in 1944. The more things change the more they stay the same. Of course there’s lots of derring-do, with help from trusty, recurring characters Della Street and Paul Drake. Lt. Tragg and the crusty men of his force are always hot on the trail, but they stay a step behind Perry and his sleuthing, at the best of times.
Gardner had a formula for Perry Mason novels, and it made them them reliable pulp escapism. No matter how dire the situation, Perry always solved the case in court, the bad guys were vanquished and justice was served. No wonder the books are still selling, and the series is still on TV.
A magnificent collection of Gardner’s manuscripts and papers reside in The Harry Ransom Humanities Research Center in Texas, described as, “one of the most complete records of a writing career ever made.� The library features a model of his study room, on display for viewing by visitors.
Finally, Gardner is the author of the best piece of writing advice ever: “It’s a damn good story. If you have any comments, write them on the back of a check.�

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Skinny Legs and All 9370 422 Tom Robbins 1842430343 Anonymous-9 5 4.07 1990 Skinny Legs and All
author: Tom Robbins
name: Anonymous-9
average rating: 4.07
book published: 1990
rating: 5
read at: 1991/01/01
date added: 2012/10/26
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Skinny Legs and All by Tom Robbins has, hands down, the most creative plot and characters I've ever read. What is there to say when a tin can, a painted stick and a dirty sock with human personalities hold you spellbound as they make a perilous journey through the streets of New York? Add to that a Jew and an Arab running a restaurant together across from the United Nations in New York, and a high-tension subplot surrounding the infamous and historic "Dance of the Seven Veils." Let's not forget the four-wheeled roast-turkey vehicle that starts everything off on the first page. If it sounds surreal it is. Skinny Legs and All is why I never did acid. Who needs acid when you have a book like this to turn your mind upsidedown? I have several copies, all dogeared. This is a book I always have in my home, no matter where I'm hanging my hat.
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<![CDATA[Bangkok 8 (Sonchai Jitpleecheep, #1)]]> 706011
Witnessed by a throng of gaping spectators, a charismatic Marine sergeant is murdered under a Bangkok bridge inside a bolted-shut Mercedes Benz. Among the witnesses are the only two cops in the city not on the take, but within moments one is murdered and his partner, Sonchai Jitpleecheep—a devout Buddhist and the son of a Thai bar girl and a long-gone Vietnam War G.I.—is hell-bent on wreaking revenge. On a vigilante mission to capture his partner’s murderer, Sonchai is begrudgingly paired with a beautiful FBI agent named Jones and captures her heart in the process. In a city fueled by illicit drugs and infinite corruption, prostitution and priceless art, Sonchai’s quest for vengeance takes him into a world much more sinister than he could have ever imagined.]]>
317 John Burdett 1400032903 Anonymous-9 5 3.74 2003 Bangkok 8 (Sonchai Jitpleecheep, #1)
author: John Burdett
name: Anonymous-9
average rating: 3.74
book published: 2003
rating: 5
read at: 2008/01/01
date added: 2012/10/25
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review:
When I read Bangkok 8 my world rocked. A Buddhist homicide detective with an ex-hooker mother who runs a girlie bar in the red-light district of Thailand? I simply could not put the book down. Burdett's flashes of dharma and philosophy interspersed with hardboiled crime raised my blood pressure until I could not look away. 5 stars, well deserved.
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<![CDATA[L.A. Outlaws (Charlie Hood, #1)]]> 1984614
Rookie Deputy Charlie Hood discovers the bodies, and he prevents an eyewitness - a schoolteacher named Suzanne Jones - from leaving the scene in her Corvette. Drawn to a mysterious charisma that has him off-balance from the beginning, Hood begins an intense affair with Suzanne. As the media frenzy surrounding Allison’s exploits swells to a fever pitch and the Southland’s most notorious killer sets out after her, a glimmer of recognition blooms in Hood, forcing him to choose between a deeply held sense of honor and a passion that threatens to consume him completely. With a stone-cold killer locked in relentless pursuit, Suzanne and Hood continue their desperate dance around the secrets that brought them together, unsure whether each new dawn may signal the day their lies catch up with them.]]>
384 T. Jefferson Parker 0525950559 Anonymous-9 5 3.73 2008 L.A. Outlaws (Charlie Hood, #1)
author: T. Jefferson Parker
name: Anonymous-9
average rating: 3.73
book published: 2008
rating: 5
read at: 2009/05/01
date added: 2012/10/25
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LA Outlaws is on my "top ten of all time" reading list. I've never loved a villain like Allison before and her voice is unforgettable. This is a movie and I can't believe it hasn't been made yet. T. Jefferson Parker reached his zenith with Allison. He may equal the writing of this character in future, but I just don't see how it can be surpassed.
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