Nico's bookshelf: all en-US Tue, 25 Mar 2025 17:46:19 -0700 60 Nico's bookshelf: all 144 41 /images/layout/goodreads_logo_144.jpg <![CDATA[The Chronicle of Heloise & Grimple]]> 32307619 "Mr. Gibson has the potential to be the next Terry Pratchett." - Readers' Favorite

A bard walks in on a dark elf dealing cards to a beholder, a mind flayer, a demon, a grouchy-looking wizard, and what is either a vampire or a really pale guy with an unfortunate widow’s peak�.

The set-up for a bad joke? Nope (well, maybe that, too)—just a typical day at the office for adventuring partners Heloise, Erithea’s most beautiful, witty, talented, and occasionally prone to talking in the third-person half-elven bard, and her powerful hill giant companion, Grimple, who doesn’t look like a hill giant anymore because he made the mistake of crossing a lich and getting illusioned (yes, it’s a word…or, at least, we’re going to pretend it’s one) into something even more ridiculous. (Grimple is kind of an idiot.)

It turns out that getting adventuring work when your hill giant companion looks like a sickly gnome (despite retaining his giant strength) isn’t easy, so what’s a beautiful, witty, and talented half-elven bard to do? The answer, of course, is obvious: set off on a quest, idiotic hill giant partner in tow, to confront the lich who transformed him in the first place, and look really good doing it. Along the way, chances are good that adventures will be had, wrongs will be righted, songs will be sung, monsters will be smited, treasure will be won, and, perhaps, love will be made to burly dwarves (or, more accurately, dwarf, singular—I’m not really a party girl).

Part parody, part homage, and all woman, The Chronicle of Heloise & Grimple lampoons the greatest fantasy adventures of yore even as it upholds the very best traditions of the genre (and, I might add, looks really good doing it).

But, don’t take my word for it—here’s what people across Erithea are saying about The Chronicle of Heloise & Grimple:

“The Chronicle of Heloise & Grimple is one of the greatest sagas ever set to music by one of the, um, wait—what did you want me to say here? I can’t read your handwriting. ‘One of the most talented, beautiful and sweet’—does that say ‘sweet-canned�? Seriously? Because I’m not saying that. Wait—why don’t I get title credit, too? If it weren’t for me, you and Grimple would never have…hey! Hey! Ow! Put your dagger away, Heloise! Fine—I’ll say it! It’s great. Geez. Just read it, all right?�
--Kevil, Wizard

“Heloise is all right for an ugly elf. And she’s very good at stabbing things.�
--Tongclutcher Kilnfire, Dwarf, Master Weaponsmith of Dormenklehs

“Urk kunk grummh nuk kur grubble knuck.�
--High Chieftain Gnurk Blurglesplick of the Grandorian Orc Tribe (okay, so not all of these testimonials are complimentary, but, hey—I can’t be held accountable for what spurned lovers say about me or my work)

“That Heloise is a genius, and she has one heck of a sweet can. And, boy, can she sing.�
--Heloise the Bard

(All proceeds from the first 150 copies sold of The Chronicle of Heloise & Grimple will be donated to ProLiteracy (), an organization that promotes adult literacy through content development, programs, and advocacy.)]]>
195 Sean Gibson Nico 0 to-read 4.21 2016 The Chronicle of Heloise & Grimple
author: Sean Gibson
name: Nico
average rating: 4.21
book published: 2016
rating: 0
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date added: 2025/03/25
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<![CDATA[Miss Percy's Pocket Guide to the Care and Feeding of British Dragons (Miss Percy Guide, #1)]]> 55040182
Ah, but we’ve already got ahead of ourselves�

Miss Mildred Percy is a spinster. She does not dance, she has long stopped dreaming, and she certainly does not have adventures. That is, until her great uncle has the audacity to leave her an inheritance, one that includes a dragon’s egg.

The egg - as eggs are wont to do - decides to hatch, and Miss Mildred Percy is suddenly thrust out of the role of “spinster and general wallflower� and into the unprecedented position of “spinster and keeper of dragons.�

But England has not seen a dragon since� well, ever. And now Mildred must contend with raising a dragon (that should not exist), kindling a romance (with a humble vicar), and embarking on an adventure she never thought could be hers for the taking.]]>
Quenby Olson Nico 0 to-read 3.91 2021 Miss Percy's Pocket Guide to the Care and Feeding of British Dragons (Miss Percy Guide, #1)
author: Quenby Olson
name: Nico
average rating: 3.91
book published: 2021
rating: 0
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date added: 2025/03/25
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<![CDATA[The Tainted Cup (Shadow of the Leviathan, #1)]]> 150247395
Called in to investigate this mystery is Ana Dolabra, an investigator whose reputation for brilliance is matched only by her eccentricities.

At her side is her new assistant, Dinios Kol. Din is an engraver, magically altered to possess a perfect memory. His job is to observe and report, and act as his superior’s eyes and ears--quite literally, in this case, as among Ana’s quirks are her insistence on wearing a blindfold at all times, and her refusal to step outside the walls of her home.

Din is most perplexed by Ana’s ravenous appetite for information and her mind’s frenzied leaps—not to mention her cheerful disregard for propriety and the apparent joy she takes in scandalizing her young counterpart. Yet as the case unfolds and Ana makes one startling deduction after the next, he finds it hard to deny that she is, indeed, the Empire’s greatest detective.

As the two close in on a mastermind and uncover a scheme that threatens the safety of the Empire itself, Din realizes he’s barely begun to assemble the puzzle that is Ana Dolabra—and wonders how long he’ll be able to keep his own secrets safe from her piercing intellect.

Featuring an unforgettable Holmes-and-Watson style pairing, a gloriously labyrinthine plot, and a haunting and wholly original fantasy world, The Tainted Cup brilliantly reinvents the classic mystery tale.]]>
410 Robert Jackson Bennett 1984820702 Nico 5 fantasy, mystery 4.28 2024 The Tainted Cup (Shadow of the Leviathan, #1)
author: Robert Jackson Bennett
name: Nico
average rating: 4.28
book published: 2024
rating: 5
read at: 2025/03/23
date added: 2025/03/23
shelves: fantasy, mystery
review:

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<![CDATA[A Drop of Corruption (Shadow of the Leviathan, #2)]]> 213618143 The brilliant detective Ana Dolabra may have finally met her match in the gripping sequel to The Tainted Cup—from the bestselling author of The Founders Trilogy.

In the canton of Yarrowdale, at the very edge of the Empire’s reach, an impossible crime has occurred. A Treasury officer has disappeared into thin air—abducted from his quarters while the door and windows remained locked from the inside, in a building whose entrances and exits are all under constant guard.

To solve the case, the Empire calls on its most brilliant and mercurial investigator, the great Ana Dolabra. At her side, as always, is her bemused assistant Dinios Kol.

Before long, Ana’s discovered that they’re not investigating a disappearance, but a murder—and that the killing was just the first chess move by an adversary who seems to be able to pass through warded doors like a ghost, and who can predict every one of Ana’s moves as though they can see the future.

Worse still, the killer seems to be targeting the high-security compound known as the Shroud. Here, the Empire's greatest minds dissect fallen Titans to harness the volatile magic found in their blood. Should it fall, the destruction would be terrible indeed—and the Empire itself will grind to a halt, robbed of the magic that allows its wheels of power to turn.

Din has seen Ana solve impossible cases before. But this time, with the stakes higher than ever and Ana seemingly a step behind their adversary at every turn, he fears that his superior has finally met an enemy she can’t defeat.]]>
465 Robert Jackson Bennett 0593723821 Nico 0 to-read 4.56 2025 A Drop of Corruption (Shadow of the Leviathan, #2)
author: Robert Jackson Bennett
name: Nico
average rating: 4.56
book published: 2025
rating: 0
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Wool (Wool, #1) 13106156
Or you'll get what you wish for.]]>
59 Hugh Howey 1461057205 Nico 0 4.03 Wool (Wool, #1)
author: Hugh Howey
name: Nico
average rating: 4.03
book published:
rating: 0
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date added: 2025/03/14
shelves: to-read, dystopian, science-fiction, novellas-or-under-200pg
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Beasts in My Belfry 801573 A hilarious record that no Durrell fan will want to miss. - Sunday Telegraph

If you looked you would think that his mind was full of beautiful and poetic thoughts...A ball of food would make its appearance at the base of the long neck and would travel upwards with all the majesty of a department store lift. The ball was generally the size of a coconut and would end its travels by rolling into his mouth. A satisfied expression would replace the look of thoughtful genius and Peter's lower jaw would recommence its monotonous movement.

A loving chronicle of jitter-bugging gnus, singing duets with a bear, stealing eggs to feed the Arctic foxes, practising tiger sniffs...Highly entertaining and informative. - The Times

Durrell manages to convey not only that he loves animals, but that he enjoys life too - and wants you to enjoy it with him. - Daily Mirror

Cover Illustration: Arthur Robins]]>
189 Gerald Durrell Nico 0 currently-reading 4.12 1970 Beasts in My Belfry
author: Gerald Durrell
name: Nico
average rating: 4.12
book published: 1970
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2025/03/11
shelves: currently-reading
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<![CDATA[Contamination (Star Trek: The Next Generation #16)]]> 217874 U.S.S. Enterprise�. is stunned when famed scientist Lynn Costa is murdered in one of the ship's science labs. She and her husband Emil were known as science's greatest ongoing collaboration and, together had received the Federation's highest honors for their achievements in scientific research.

Determined to see the culprit brought to justice, Captain Picard assigns Lt. Worf and Counselor Deanna Troi to the case. their routine investigation of the ship's science lab soon reveals a dangerous web of deceit, betrayal, and madness. Now, Worf and Troi find themselves struggling against a ruthless assassin set on revenge -- for whom murder is only the beginning...]]>
273 John Vornholt 067170561X Nico 3 March 2021 re-read
My Mom read this to me after my surgery and it was just a wonderful experience for a decently brutal time. We genuinely tried to solve the murder, swapping theories and determining motives from mis-directs (my shit memory really came in clutch here to keep up the suspense because I'd entirely forgotten the details). We eye-rolled heavily at Deanna questioning Saduk's virility at a wake. We took the requisite time to mock the author's obsession with describing eyebrows (it probably wasn't even that bad, but once we noticed it we couldn't stop noting every mention). We enjoyed Riker's diplomatic suffering, as should you if you have any sense. We actually made a few correct predications, which neither of us manage to consistently do reading mysteries, despite the amount we consume.

Also my Mom is quite upset with how often Worf smiles in this book. "Worf doesn't grin" she firmly protests, and I agree with her (minus a few exceptions like at the end of 'A Fistful of Datas'). At least in my brain, Worf is generally more of a 'deep chest rumble in the face of glorious victory with eyes glinting' kinda Klingon for most trivial 'happy' matters, and they had him smiling left right and centre. Anyway. Yes Mom, I stand by your adamant complaint.

I have quite warm and fuzzy memories associated with this book now, just because of how much fun it was to have it read to me and enjoy it so immediately with someone else while also being flat on my back an in considerable discomfort. We both looked forward to The Reading Hours all day and we're quite bereft it's over. We're already discussing another ST:TNG novel to start because 1 - Trekkies gonna Trek, and 2 - they're light enough to enjoy while I'm still recovering. Fun with friends, 10/10 would recommend reading to someone for regular gentle mocking of 'just good enough' writing, familiar characters, a fun plot, and genuine enjoyment.

Original Review
Ohhhhh I don't know what to do with this book. To be summed up in one thought, this book is the Star Trek TNG version of a 'whodunnit'. I must say, I was disappointed the author made the ending particularly obvious (to me anyhow) but it was still a nice mindless read. Definitely not one I'd throw at people, but it's alright if you're in the mood for a Sherlock Holmes Star Trek style (before anyone murders me, the writing isn't nearly as amazing as Sir C.D. nor is Worf as good as Sherlock. But hey, he tries. He really tries.).]]>
3.45 1991 Contamination (Star Trek: The Next Generation #16)
author: John Vornholt
name: Nico
average rating: 3.45
book published: 1991
rating: 3
read at: 2025/03/10
date added: 2025/03/10
shelves: science-fiction, i-own-it-print, mystery, i-own-it-ebook, ebook
review:
March 2021 re-read
My Mom read this to me after my surgery and it was just a wonderful experience for a decently brutal time. We genuinely tried to solve the murder, swapping theories and determining motives from mis-directs (my shit memory really came in clutch here to keep up the suspense because I'd entirely forgotten the details). We eye-rolled heavily at Deanna questioning Saduk's virility at a wake. We took the requisite time to mock the author's obsession with describing eyebrows (it probably wasn't even that bad, but once we noticed it we couldn't stop noting every mention). We enjoyed Riker's diplomatic suffering, as should you if you have any sense. We actually made a few correct predications, which neither of us manage to consistently do reading mysteries, despite the amount we consume.

Also my Mom is quite upset with how often Worf smiles in this book. "Worf doesn't grin" she firmly protests, and I agree with her (minus a few exceptions like at the end of 'A Fistful of Datas'). At least in my brain, Worf is generally more of a 'deep chest rumble in the face of glorious victory with eyes glinting' kinda Klingon for most trivial 'happy' matters, and they had him smiling left right and centre. Anyway. Yes Mom, I stand by your adamant complaint.

I have quite warm and fuzzy memories associated with this book now, just because of how much fun it was to have it read to me and enjoy it so immediately with someone else while also being flat on my back an in considerable discomfort. We both looked forward to The Reading Hours all day and we're quite bereft it's over. We're already discussing another ST:TNG novel to start because 1 - Trekkies gonna Trek, and 2 - they're light enough to enjoy while I'm still recovering. Fun with friends, 10/10 would recommend reading to someone for regular gentle mocking of 'just good enough' writing, familiar characters, a fun plot, and genuine enjoyment.

Original Review
Ohhhhh I don't know what to do with this book. To be summed up in one thought, this book is the Star Trek TNG version of a 'whodunnit'. I must say, I was disappointed the author made the ending particularly obvious (to me anyhow) but it was still a nice mindless read. Definitely not one I'd throw at people, but it's alright if you're in the mood for a Sherlock Holmes Star Trek style (before anyone murders me, the writing isn't nearly as amazing as Sir C.D. nor is Worf as good as Sherlock. But hey, he tries. He really tries.).
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The Boxcar Librarian 214325867 🎧Run Time = 13 hours and 20 minutes

A brand-new 2025 release from an author whose writing “historical fiction fans will adore� (New York Times bestselling author Madeline Martin): The stories of three women converge in 1936 Montana when editor Millie Lang arrives from DC to work on a series of travel books � only to find a town riddled with mystery, corruption, and secrets.


Inspired by true events, a thrilling Depression-era novel from the author of The Librarian of Burned Books about a woman’s quest to uncover a mystery surrounding a local librarian and the Boxcar Library—a converted mining train that brought books to isolated rural towns in Montana.

When Works Progress Administration (WPA) editor Millie Lang finds herself on the wrong end of a potential political scandal, she’s shipped off to Montana to work on the state’s American Guide Series—travel books intended to put the nation’s destitute writers to work.

Millie arrives to an eclectic staff claiming their missed deadlines are due to sabotage, possibly from the state’s powerful Copper Kings who don’t want their long and bloody history with union organizers aired for the rest of the country to read. But Millie begins to suspect that the answer might instead lie with the town’s mysterious librarian, Alice Monroe.

More than a decade earlier, Alice Monroe created the Boxcar Library in order to deliver books to isolated mining towns where men longed for entertainment and connection. Alice thought she found the perfect librarian to staff the train car in Colette Durand, a miner’s daughter with a shotgun and too many secrets behind her eyes.

Now, no one in Missoula will tell Millie why both Alice and Colette went out on the inaugural journey of the Boxcar Library, but only Alice returned.

The three women’s stories dramatically converge in the search to uncover what someone is so desperately trying to what happened to Colette Durand.

Inspired by the fascinating, true history of Missoula’s Boxcar Library, the novel blends the story of the strong, courageous women who survived and thrived in the rough and rowdy West with that of the power of standing together to fight for workers� lives. And through it all shines the capacity of books to provide connection and light to those who need it most.]]>
464 Brianna Labuskes 006337630X Nico 0 to-read 4.13 2025 The Boxcar Librarian
author: Brianna Labuskes
name: Nico
average rating: 4.13
book published: 2025
rating: 0
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date added: 2025/03/08
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The Dead Mountaineer's Inn 22466714
But he hadn’t counted on the other vacationers, an eccentric bunch including a famous hypnotist, a physicist with a penchant for gymnastic feats, a sulky teenager of indeterminate gender, and the mysterious Mr. and Mrs. Moses. And as the chalet fills up, strange things start happening—things that seem to indicate the presence of another, unseen guest. Is there a ghost on the premises? A prankster? Something more sinister? And then an avalanche blocks the mountain pass, and they’re stuck.

Which is just about when they find the corpse. Meaning that Glebksy’s vacation is over and he’s embarked on the most unusual investigation he’s ever been involved with. In fact, the further he looks into it, the more Glebsky realizes that the victim may not even be human.

In this late novel from the legendary Russian sci-fi duo—here in its first-ever English translation—the Strugatskys gleefully upend the plot of many a Hercule Poirot mystery—and the result is much funnier, and much stranger, than anything Agatha Christie ever wrote.]]>
256 Arkady Strugatsky 161219432X Nico 3 3.70 1970 The Dead Mountaineer's Inn
author: Arkady Strugatsky
name: Nico
average rating: 3.70
book published: 1970
rating: 3
read at: 2025/03/02
date added: 2025/03/05
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I enjoyed this. It wasn't my favourite but it had some fun moments and held my attention. I love closed room mysteries so this was right up my alley. It really picked up when the murder happened but I never found myself adoring this. Still. A good and weird Nordic mystery audiobook to help pass the time.
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<![CDATA[Sunburnt Country (Australian Supernatural #2)]]> 57024161
After a lifetime of searching, elemental Eloise Hart has found a new home amongst the exiled supernaturals of the remote Australian Outback town of Solace. But just as she begins to settle, trouble begins to brew.
Like Eloise, witch Vera Walsh has a troubled past of her own, and when it comes knocking it awakens not only her guilt, but something far darker than she ever expected. Everything is at risk, including the one thing the Exiles of Solace vowed to protect above all else.
As arcane fire threatens to overwhelm them all, and the heavy hand of the law reaches towards them, the Exiles face the ultimate dilemma�
How far are they prepared go to keep their home from falling into the hands of evil?

Sunburnt Country is the second book in Australian Supernatural, a magical series set in the red heart of Outback Australia where myth and magic live alongside the harsh and unforgiving land.]]>
378 Nicole R. Taylor Nico 0 to-read 4.35 2021 Sunburnt Country (Australian Supernatural #2)
author: Nicole R. Taylor
name: Nico
average rating: 4.35
book published: 2021
rating: 0
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date added: 2025/02/16
shelves: to-read
review:

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<![CDATA[Magic Steps (The Circle Opens, #1)]]> 153781 264 Tamora Pierce 0590396056 Nico 0 someone-buy-me-this, to-read 4.03 2000 Magic Steps (The Circle Opens, #1)
author: Tamora Pierce
name: Nico
average rating: 4.03
book published: 2000
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2025/02/16
shelves: someone-buy-me-this, to-read
review:

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<![CDATA[A Restless Truth (The Last Binding, #2)]]> 59807966 Magic! Murder! Shipboard romance!

Maud Blyth has always longed for adventure. She expected plenty of it when she volunteered to serve as an old lady’s companion on an ocean liner, in order to help her beloved older brother unravel a magical conspiracy that began generations ago.

What she didn’t expect was for the old lady in question to turn up dead on the first day of the voyage. Now she has to deal with a dead body, a disrespectful parrot, and the lovely, dangerously outrageous Violet Debenham, who’s also returning home to England. Violet is everything that Maud has been trained to distrust yet can’t help but desire: a magician, an actress, and a magnet for scandal.

Surrounded by the open sea and a ship full of suspects, Maud and Violet must first drop the masks that they’ve both learned to wear before they can unmask a murderer and somehow get their hands on a magical object worth killing for—without ending up dead in the water themselves.]]>
388 Freya Marske 1250788919 Nico 4
That's okay. I know from my error and fucked up way of reading this series that I'll enjoy the next one plenty. And now I actually have all the background to make it even better. Yeah, I definitely expect some flat out explosions of emotion in my future - good and bad.

Book Three.... Here we go. Again.]]>
3.86 2022 A Restless Truth (The Last Binding, #2)
author: Freya Marske
name: Nico
average rating: 3.86
book published: 2022
rating: 4
read at: 2025/02/16
date added: 2025/02/16
shelves:
review:
This is a bit of a generous 4 stars but 3 didn't seem right for how much I love this series as a whole. Sadly, I didn't enjoy this one as much as the first book. Just didn't gel as much with either of our MCs. I liked Violet more, but Maude just.... wasn't it. Nothing objectively wrong, but too naive and peppy and young for me. So that made enjoying this harder. Still had fun and was engrossed. Hawthorne and Ross and our ghostly friend helped too. Plus the animals. Good parrot, Dorian! Normally I loved closed-room shit but meh. I'll admit this book has a stupidly high bar to be up against. I did enjoy the story and the suspense but I didn't devour this one in the same "nothing else matters; must read" kinda way.

That's okay. I know from my error and fucked up way of reading this series that I'll enjoy the next one plenty. And now I actually have all the background to make it even better. Yeah, I definitely expect some flat out explosions of emotion in my future - good and bad.

Book Three.... Here we go. Again.
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<![CDATA[A Marvellous Light (The Last Binding, #1)]]> 53217284
For fans of Georgette Heyer or Julia Quinn's Bridgerton, who'd like to welcome magic into their lives...

Young baronet Robin Blyth thought he was taking up a minor governmental post. However, he's actually been appointed parliamentary liaison to a secret magical society. If it weren’t for this administrative error, he’d never have discovered the incredible magic underlying his world.

Cursed by mysterious attackers and plagued by visions, Robin becomes determined to drag answers from his missing predecessor � but he’ll need the help of Edwin Courcey, his hostile magical-society counterpart. Unwillingly thrown together, Robin and Edwin will discover a plot that threatens every magician in the British Isles.]]>
377 Freya Marske 1250788897 Nico 5
But then....wait, this is a trilogy!! Right! So I dragged my sorry, coughing butt on a bus (masking!) and got on a bus and went to a DIFFERENT library in the dead of icy, snowy Winter because that's how hooked I am. Freya Marske, if that's set me back.... Fuck it. Worth it. I haven't gotten so immersed and engaged and losing my shit over a book series like this in a year. Man, reading is awesome.

Previous reviews have recapped the plot successfully so I'll just do some shallow dives:

The writing actually took me a hot minute to get used to after coming from a very direct writing style in my previous read. So many metaphors and imagery. Safe to say it grew on me. The diversity was perfect. Lovely. The romance simmered and simmered and boiled to a point where I was actively having to stop myself from skipping ahead just so they'd brush pinky fingers or some kind of fucking contact and I could release the breath I was holding. The payoff was absolutely gorgeous, so worth it. Ten million points for not sticking a premature "I love you" in at the end like it's necessary to show true devotion and care. This ending was better.
The magic system was interesting too. The villans were pure evil and I wanted to kill them, straight up. Ugh. The other characters were witty, intelligent, and didn't make stupid and annoying decisions which made me like them and enjoy the read even more. I was worried there would be a lot of constant denial and convincing with discovering magic (a believable trope I'm done with) but no. Brilliant.

The thing I noticed was how compelling this was. When I was reading, I wanted to get back into the book and BE READING. It was distracting me while I did other things. The world was so real and enjoyable and I cared about the characters and their families and of course, the blistering and sweet romance.

Overall - I'm grateful that this book got me through two days of feeling like shit and brought back that childhood joy of picking up a book and diving into a wonderful story. Highly recommend.]]>
3.94 2021 A Marvellous Light (The Last Binding, #1)
author: Freya Marske
name: Nico
average rating: 3.94
book published: 2021
rating: 5
read at: 2025/02/08
date added: 2025/02/08
shelves: fantasy, gay, someone-buy-me-this
review:
So first of all, full disclosure: I read half of the 3rd book in this trilogy thinking it was book one. Let's not talk about it. Instead, let me point out that I'm sick and on an unfortunately necessary grocery trip, I very nicely manipulated and cajoled my Mom into driving me to one other very important stop - the library. Y'know when you feel a good cold coming on and you know your ass is gonna be stuck to a couch for 5-7 days? Yeah, well, I put my faith in this book and it 100% let me down because I flew through through in under 48 hours leaving a key 3-5 days of this cold remaining!!

But then....wait, this is a trilogy!! Right! So I dragged my sorry, coughing butt on a bus (masking!) and got on a bus and went to a DIFFERENT library in the dead of icy, snowy Winter because that's how hooked I am. Freya Marske, if that's set me back.... Fuck it. Worth it. I haven't gotten so immersed and engaged and losing my shit over a book series like this in a year. Man, reading is awesome.

Previous reviews have recapped the plot successfully so I'll just do some shallow dives:

The writing actually took me a hot minute to get used to after coming from a very direct writing style in my previous read. So many metaphors and imagery. Safe to say it grew on me. The diversity was perfect. Lovely. The romance simmered and simmered and boiled to a point where I was actively having to stop myself from skipping ahead just so they'd brush pinky fingers or some kind of fucking contact and I could release the breath I was holding. The payoff was absolutely gorgeous, so worth it. Ten million points for not sticking a premature "I love you" in at the end like it's necessary to show true devotion and care. This ending was better.
The magic system was interesting too. The villans were pure evil and I wanted to kill them, straight up. Ugh. The other characters were witty, intelligent, and didn't make stupid and annoying decisions which made me like them and enjoy the read even more. I was worried there would be a lot of constant denial and convincing with discovering magic (a believable trope I'm done with) but no. Brilliant.

The thing I noticed was how compelling this was. When I was reading, I wanted to get back into the book and BE READING. It was distracting me while I did other things. The world was so real and enjoyable and I cared about the characters and their families and of course, the blistering and sweet romance.

Overall - I'm grateful that this book got me through two days of feeling like shit and brought back that childhood joy of picking up a book and diving into a wonderful story. Highly recommend.
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<![CDATA[A Power Unbound (The Last Binding, #3)]]> 65211689
Secrets! Magic! Enemies to. . .something more?

Jack Alston, Lord Hawthorn, would love a nice, safe, comfortable life. After the death of his twin sister, he thought he was done with magic for good. But with the threat of a dangerous ritual hanging over every magician in Britain, he’s drawn reluctantly back into that world.

Now Jack is living in a bizarre puzzle-box of a magical London townhouse, helping an unlikely group of friends track down the final piece of the Last Contract before their enemies can do the same. And to make matters worse, they need the help of writer and thief Alan Ross.

Cagey and argumentative, Alan is only in this for the money. The aristocratic Lord Hawthorn, with all his unearned power, is everything that Alan hates. And unfortunately, Alan happens to be everything that Jack wants in one gorgeous, infuriating package.

When a plot to seize unimaginable power comes to a head at Cheetham Hall―Jack’s ancestral family estate, a land so old and bound in oaths that it’s grown a personality as prickly as its owner―Jack, Alan and their allies will become entangled in a night of champagne, secrets, and bloody sacrifice . . . and the foundations of magic in Britain will be torn up by the roots before the end.]]>
422 Freya Marske 1250788951 Nico 0 4.26 2023 A Power Unbound (The Last Binding, #3)
author: Freya Marske
name: Nico
average rating: 4.26
book published: 2023
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2025/02/03
shelves: fantasy, gay, currently-reading
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#LoveMUTTS: A MUTTS Treasury 34536948
In MUTTS , Patrick McDonnell strikes a delicate balance between lighthearted fun and responsible social commentary through the exploits of Earl the dog and Mooch the cat.

Earl and Mooch, along with supporting sidekicks Shtinky Puddin', Sourpuss, Guard Dog, and Crabby, humorously approach a range of subjects--from napping and daydreaming to summer vacations and Christmas anticipations--in addition to tackling important issues like responsible pet ownership, animal shelters, and saving our endangered species.]]>
208 Patrick McDonnell 1449485138 Nico 5
This is a perfect read to cleanse the palate of some meh horror and keep me company while I madly try not to get sick. Again.

Thanks once again for the smiles and warm fuzzies, Patrick McDonnell :)]]>
4.23 #LoveMUTTS: A MUTTS Treasury
author: Patrick McDonnell
name: Nico
average rating: 4.23
book published:
rating: 5
read at: 2025/02/03
date added: 2025/02/03
shelves:
review:
Mutts never does you wrong. I love these guys. While browsing the Mutts website after finishing this, I discovered that Guard Dog apparently gained freedom from his chain and got adopted by Doozy?!?! Someone tell me what Treasury holds that gold. I will sob happy tears, I tell you.

This is a perfect read to cleanse the palate of some meh horror and keep me company while I madly try not to get sick. Again.

Thanks once again for the smiles and warm fuzzies, Patrick McDonnell :)
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<![CDATA[Angels in America: A Gay Fantasia on National Themes (Angels in America, #1-2)]]> 9828349 344 Tony Kushner 1559363843 Nico 4
4.25 stars. This gave me a good ride. Absolutely tore into my heartstrings at times... Oh, Prior...

We had an awesome discussion in my tutorial about it; I feel as if we could talk for hours and hours - so many levels to explore and discover. So many nuances, personalities, sides of characters feelings; so much subtext. Maybe soon I'll get a few seconds to share more of my thoughts on this.

HAHAHAHA - a spare minute!! In university!!! During late November??!!! Ahh.... that's a good one...

*dissolves into sobbing tears*]]>
4.40 1995 Angels in America: A Gay Fantasia on National Themes (Angels in America, #1-2)
author: Tony Kushner
name: Nico
average rating: 4.40
book published: 1995
rating: 4
read at: 2016/11/25
date added: 2025/02/02
shelves: lgbtqia, adult, school-university
review:
[EDIT: half a month later, I am bumping this up to a 4.5 stars. I can't get quite shake this book, I still feel like it's clinging on to me. The characters, their stories. I miss them. This is the sign of a quality book. Never know, it might some day get bumped up to a round 5 stars. I guess we'll see.]

4.25 stars. This gave me a good ride. Absolutely tore into my heartstrings at times... Oh, Prior...

We had an awesome discussion in my tutorial about it; I feel as if we could talk for hours and hours - so many levels to explore and discover. So many nuances, personalities, sides of characters feelings; so much subtext. Maybe soon I'll get a few seconds to share more of my thoughts on this.

HAHAHAHA - a spare minute!! In university!!! During late November??!!! Ahh.... that's a good one...

*dissolves into sobbing tears*
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<![CDATA[Elric of Melniboné (The Elric Saga, #1)]]> 30036
The youthful Elric is a cynical and melancholy king, heir to a nation whose 100,000-year rule of the world ended less than 500 years hence. More interested in brooding contemplation than holding the throne, Elric is a reluctant ruler, but he also realizes that no other worthy successor exists and the survival of his once-powerful, decadent nation depends on him alone. Elric's nefarious, brutish cousin Yrkoon has no patience for his physically weak kinsman, and he plots constantly to seize Elric's throne, usually over his dead body. Elric of Melniboné follows Yrkoon's scheming, reaching its climax in a battle between Elric and Yrkoon with the demonic runeblades Stormbringer and Mournblade. In this battle, Elric gains control of the soul-stealing Stormbringer, an event that proves pivotal to the Elric saga. --Paul Hughes]]>
181 Michael Moorcock 0441203981 Nico 3 3.5 stars. 3.90 1972 Elric of Melniboné (The Elric Saga, #1)
author: Michael Moorcock
name: Nico
average rating: 3.90
book published: 1972
rating: 3
read at: 2025/01/31
date added: 2025/02/01
shelves: fantasy, i-own-it-print, novellas-or-under-200pg
review:
3.5 stars.
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Dead Silence 57693184 Titanic meets The Shining in S.A. Barnes� Dead Silence, a SF horror novel in which a woman and her crew board a decades-lost luxury cruiser and find the wreckage of a nightmare that hasn't yet ended.

A GHOST SHIP.
A SALVAGE CREW.
UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS.


Claire Kovalik is days away from being unemployed—made obsolete—when her beacon repair crew picks up a strange distress signal. With nothing to lose and no desire to return to Earth, Claire and her team decide to investigate.

What they find at the other end of the signal is a shock: the Aurora, a famous luxury space-liner that vanished on its maiden tour of the solar system more than twenty years ago. A salvage claim like this could set Claire and her crew up for life. But a quick trip through the Aurora reveals something isn’t right.

Whispers in the dark. Flickers of movement. Words scrawled in blood. Claire must fight to hold onto her sanity and find out what really happened on the Aurora, before she and her crew meet the same ghastly fate.]]>
343 S.A. Barnes 1250819997 Nico 2
I enjoy horror in very specific niches or not at all. Thought this could've been good but nah. Your mileage may very. Happy to see the end of this one. Mostly just proud of myself not for DNF-ing it so I can fill a tricky spot on the TPL 2025 Reading Challenge.

Man. I need a palate cleanser. Time for the Mutts comic strip collection book that I got for Christmas, methinks. Good puppies solve most problems.]]>
3.76 2022 Dead Silence
author: S.A. Barnes
name: Nico
average rating: 3.76
book published: 2022
rating: 2
read at: 2025/01/30
date added: 2025/01/30
shelves: science-fiction, yeah-okay-i-skimmed-some
review:
This book just was not for me so this wasn't ever gonna be rated high. I get it, lady. Scary hallucination shit. Dead people. You doubt your sanity and morals. It almost got repetitive. Admittedly skimmed some towards the end.

I enjoy horror in very specific niches or not at all. Thought this could've been good but nah. Your mileage may very. Happy to see the end of this one. Mostly just proud of myself not for DNF-ing it so I can fill a tricky spot on the TPL 2025 Reading Challenge.

Man. I need a palate cleanser. Time for the Mutts comic strip collection book that I got for Christmas, methinks. Good puppies solve most problems.
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<![CDATA[The Sins on Their Bones (The Cursed Crown #1)]]> 123284957
But stopping Alexey is not so easy as plotting to kill an ordinary man. Through a perversion of the Ludayzim religion that he terms the Holy Science, Alexey has died and resurrected himself in an immortal, indestructible body—and now claims he is guided by the voice of God Himself. Able to summon forth creatures from the realm of demons, he seeks to build an army, turning Novo-Svitsevo into the greatest empire that history has ever seen.

Dimitri is determined not to let Alexey corrupt his country, but saving Novo-Svitsevo and its people will mean forfeiting the soul of the husband he can’t bring himself to forsake—or the spymaster he’s come to love.]]>
448 Laura R. Samotin 1039007562 Nico 0 avoid-or-trigger-warnings 3.80 2024 The Sins on Their Bones (The Cursed Crown #1)
author: Laura R. Samotin
name: Nico
average rating: 3.80
book published: 2024
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2025/01/28
shelves: avoid-or-trigger-warnings
review:

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<![CDATA[A Strange and Stubborn Endurance (The Tithenai Chronicles, #1)]]> 58724793
Velasin vin Aaro never planned to marry at all, let alone a girl from neighboring Tithena. When an ugly confrontation reveals his preference for men, Vel fears he’s ruined the diplomatic union before it can even begin. But while his family is ready to disown him, the Tithenai envoy has a different plans: for Vel to marry his former intended’s brother instead.

Caethari Aeduria always knew he might end up in a political marriage, but his sudden betrothal to a man from Ralia, where such relationships are forbidden, comes as a shock.

With an unknown faction willing to kill to end their new alliance, Vel and Cae have no choice but to trust each other. Survival is one thing, but love―as both will learn―is quite another.

Byzantine politics, lush sexual energy, and a queer love story that is by turns sweet and sultry, Foz Meadows' A Strange and Stubborn Endurance is an exploration of gender, identity, and self-worth. It is a book that will live in your heart long after you turn the last page.]]>
544 Foz Meadows 1250829135 Nico 0 avoid-or-trigger-warnings 4.02 2022 A Strange and Stubborn Endurance (The Tithenai Chronicles, #1)
author: Foz Meadows
name: Nico
average rating: 4.02
book published: 2022
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2025/01/28
shelves: avoid-or-trigger-warnings
review:

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Yield Under Great Persuasion 218108277
When they were both nine years old, Lyford smashed Tam’s entry into the village’s vegetable competition. Nearly twenty years later, Tam hasn’t forgiven the bastard. No one understands how deeply he was hurt that day, how it set a pattern of small disappointments and misfortunes that would run through the rest of his life. Now Tam has reconciled himself to the fact that love and affection are for other people, that the gods don’t care and won’t answer any of his prayers (not even the one about afflicting Lyford with a case of flesh-eating spiders to chew off his privates), and that life is inherently mundane, joyless, and drab.

And then, the very last straw: Tam discovers that Lyford (of all people!) bears the divine favor of Angarat, the goddess Tam feels most betrayed and abandoned by. In his hurt and anger, Tam packs up and prepares to leave the village for good.

But the journey doesn’t take him far, and Tam soon finds himself set on a quest for the most difficult of all possible prizes: Self care, forgiveness, a second chance... and somehow the unbelievably precious knowledge that there is at least one person who loves Tam for exactly who he is—and always has.]]>
320 Alexandra Rowland 1957461098 Nico 0 gay, maybe-reads 4.15 2024 Yield Under Great Persuasion
author: Alexandra Rowland
name: Nico
average rating: 4.15
book published: 2024
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2025/01/28
shelves: gay, maybe-reads
review:

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<![CDATA[Perchance to Dream (Star Trek: The Next Generation #19)]]> 217875 Enterprise� shuttle crewed by Data, Troi and Wesley Crusher is captured by a race called the Tenirans who claim the world for themselves. As Captain Picard tries to negotiate with the captain of the Teniran ship, the shuttle suddenly disappears in a blaze of color and light.

Picard demands to know what's happened to the shuttle and its crew, but the Tenarins deny any part in their disappearance. Suddenly, Captain Picard vanishes from the bridge and finds himself alone on the planet's surface with the Tenarin captain. As the two captains begin to work together, they realize that they are not alone on Domarus IV as they confront an incredible alien force with the power to transform a world—or to destroy it.]]>
239 Howard Weinstein 0671708376 Nico 3
I didn't like how Troi was just kinda of there doing absolutely nothing for, without exaggeration, 90% of the story considering she was on the cover and the back implied she'd play a larger part. She really could have too, but instead she was under-used almost to the point where I wondered why they bothered putting her on the crashed shuttle anyway.

The hormonal and angsty teenagers bit didn't interest me either.

I enjoyed the concept of the Shapers (I wish I could watch something like that happen IRL), and the Tenarin refugee arc was interesting.

I kinda knew where this was heading a little over 50% through, but there's something to be said about leaning back and enjoying a story even if parts are predictable. It's relaxing, and I enjoy the world - so be it. Not every book has to be dark and complex with incredible twists, some just have to be fun and entertaining, and this was that.

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3.48 1991 Perchance to Dream (Star Trek: The Next Generation #19)
author: Howard Weinstein
name: Nico
average rating: 3.48
book published: 1991
rating: 3
read at: 2025/01/27
date added: 2025/01/27
shelves:
review:
Solid Star Trek book. Top 5 for me. Interesting story, the dialogue was for the most part true to canon, and the writing was engaging.

I didn't like how Troi was just kinda of there doing absolutely nothing for, without exaggeration, 90% of the story considering she was on the cover and the back implied she'd play a larger part. She really could have too, but instead she was under-used almost to the point where I wondered why they bothered putting her on the crashed shuttle anyway.

The hormonal and angsty teenagers bit didn't interest me either.

I enjoyed the concept of the Shapers (I wish I could watch something like that happen IRL), and the Tenarin refugee arc was interesting.

I kinda knew where this was heading a little over 50% through, but there's something to be said about leaning back and enjoying a story even if parts are predictable. It's relaxing, and I enjoy the world - so be it. Not every book has to be dark and complex with incredible twists, some just have to be fun and entertaining, and this was that.

Read as part of the 2021 1000 Doors Readathon!
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The Wizard's Dog 23197845
But there’s no way Nosewise is Stay!ing when his master and best friend, Merlin, is kidnapped. There’s nothing Nosewise won’t do to get Merlin back, even if it means facing the strange Fae people and their magic-eating worms, or tangling with the mysterious Sword in the Stone. But it may take more than sniffing out a spell to do it!

Nosewise’s hilarious escapades and steadfast loyalty get him and his companions through King Arthur’s Dark Ages.]]>
288 Eric Kahn Gale Nico 4
I got all of my wishes.

I love canine narration so damn much. Good boy, Nosewise. You get those doors.]]>
4.01 2017 The Wizard's Dog
author: Eric Kahn Gale
name: Nico
average rating: 4.01
book published: 2017
rating: 4
read at: 2025/01/21
date added: 2025/01/21
shelves: fantasy, middle-grade, animal-characters, xenofiction
review:
I wanted something cute and light and kinda funny that was fantasy and - crucially - dog related. I NEEDED something dog related.

I got all of my wishes.

I love canine narration so damn much. Good boy, Nosewise. You get those doors.
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<![CDATA[Seven to Eternity, Vol. 1: The God of Whispers]]> 32469657
All men have surrendered their freedom for fear; now one last free man must choose between the fate of the world and his own heart's desire.

Writer Rick Remender re-teams with collaborators Jerome Opeña (Uncanny X-Force, Fear Agent) and Matt Hollingsworth (Tokyo Ghost, Wyches) to take readers on a hard road through the strange and mind-bending fantasy world of Zhal.

Collecting: Seven to Eternity #1-4]]>
128 Rick Remender 1534300619 Nico 0 maybe-reads 3.89 2017 Seven to Eternity, Vol. 1: The God of Whispers
author: Rick Remender
name: Nico
average rating: 3.89
book published: 2017
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2025/01/18
shelves: maybe-reads
review:

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<![CDATA[The Department of Sensitive Crimes (Detective Varg, #1)]]> 40988964 The Department of Sensitive Crimes is Scandinavian Blanc, vastly different from Scandinavian Noir. There is nothing noir about the world of Ulf Varg, Detective Inspector in the Sensitive Crimes Department of the Criminal Investigation Authority for the city of Malmö, Sweden. Ulf is concerned with odd, but not too threatening crimes, such as a stab wound to the back of the knee caused by an unknown hand, young women who allow their desperation for a boyfriend to get the better of them, and peculiar goings-on in a spa on Sweden's south coast.

Of course, Ulf is a Swedish detective, and Swedish detectives, by convention, lead lives beset with problems of one sort or another. For a start, there is his name: Ulf means “wolf� in modern Swedish, and Varg derives from the Old Norse word for “wolf�. But his character is far from vulpine: Ulf is a sympathetic, well-educated, and likeable man, with a knowledge of and interest in Scandinavian- and modern art. He has a dog named Marten, the only dog in Sweden capable of lip-reading (but only in Swedish). Martin becomes depressed and needs treatment. Dogs in Sweden are apparently particularly prone to Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD). But this is summer—so there must be something else going on.

Ulf has a number of colleagues into whose lives we gain insight. There is Anna, married to an anaesthetist, but very fond of Ulf; Erik, whose sole interest is fishing; Carl, whose father is a famous Lutheran theologian who has written a book on Danish philosopher Kierkegaard; then there is Blomquist from the uniformed branch, who goes on and on about his health problems but seems to have extraordinary luck in investigations. There is also Ulf's psychotherapist, Dr. Svensson, whose observations on Ulf's life—and many other topics—enlightens...or possibly confuses.

The Department of Sensitive Crimes is the first full-length novel in the Detective Varg series.

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240 Alexander McCall Smith 1524748218 Nico 4 ebook 3.38 2019 The Department of Sensitive Crimes (Detective Varg, #1)
author: Alexander McCall Smith
name: Nico
average rating: 3.38
book published: 2019
rating: 4
read at: 2025/01/12
date added: 2025/01/12
shelves: ebook
review:

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<![CDATA[Moon: A Peek-Through Picture Book]]> 35758099 Next in the much-loved children's series that began with Tree: A Peek-Through Picture Book is an elaborate book with peek-through holes that show the moon's different phases with each turn of the page.

Over deserts and forests, Arctic tundra and tropical beaches, the moon shines down on creatures around the world. Children will love discovering how it changes from day to day as the lunar cycle is shown through clever peek-through holes, each revealing the moon in a different size and shape.

It's the perfect light nonfiction book for young stargazers--and an ideal bedtime book, ending with a giant moon hovering over a sleepy town hunkered down for bed.

Look for all the books in the Peek-Through Picture Book series: Tree, Bee, and The Twelve Days of Christmas.

"young readers will delight in finding the many creatures on every page. . . . A lovely addition, perfect for bedtime and one-on-one sharing."--School Library Journal

"The author's rhyming text includes well-chosen language that delights the ear."--Kirkus Reviews
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32 Britta Teckentrup 1524769665 Nico 5 picture-books 4.03 2018 Moon: A Peek-Through Picture Book
author: Britta Teckentrup
name: Nico
average rating: 4.03
book published: 2018
rating: 5
read at: 2024/12/31
date added: 2024/12/31
shelves: picture-books
review:

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<![CDATA[There Is a Bird on Your Head! (Elephant & Piggie, #4)]]> 515904 Piggie cannot help smiling. Gerald can.
Gerald worries so that Piggie does not have to.

Gerald and Piggie are best friends.

In There Is a Bird On My Head!, Gerald discovers that there is something worse than a bird on your head-two birds on your head! Can Piggie help her best friend?


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64 Mo Willems 1423106865 Nico 4 picture-books 4.39 2007 There Is a Bird on Your Head! (Elephant & Piggie, #4)
author: Mo Willems
name: Nico
average rating: 4.39
book published: 2007
rating: 4
read at: 2024/12/31
date added: 2024/12/31
shelves: picture-books
review:

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Dasher 43679796 From the celebrated creator of Red and Lulu comes the story of a brave little doe who meets Santa and changes Christmas forever.

Dasher is an adventurous young reindeer with a wish in her heart. She spends her days with her family under the hot sun in a traveling circus, but she longs for a different life -- one where there is snow beneath her hooves and the North Star above her head. One day, when the opportunity arises, Dasher seizes her destiny and takes off in pursuit of the life she wants to live. It's not long before she meets a nice man in a red suit with a horse-drawn sleigh -- a man named Santa. And soon, with the help of a powerful Christmas wish, nothing will be the same.]]>
40 Matt Tavares 1536201375 Nico 5 picture-books 4.20 2019 Dasher
author: Matt Tavares
name: Nico
average rating: 4.20
book published: 2019
rating: 5
read at: 2024/12/31
date added: 2024/12/31
shelves: picture-books
review:

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<![CDATA[The Case of the Ghost of Christmas Morning (Anty Boisjoly Mysteries, #2)]]> 61687929
In The Case of the Ghost of Christmas Morning, Wodehousian clubman, flaneur, idler and sleuth Anty Boisjoly pits his sardonic wits against another pair of impossible murders. This time, Anty Boisjoly’s Aunty Boisjoly is the only possible suspect when a murder victim stands his old friends a farewell drink at the local, hours after being murdered.]]>
258 P.J. Fitzsimmons Nico 0 audiobook 4.06 The Case of the Ghost of Christmas Morning (Anty Boisjoly Mysteries, #2)
author: P.J. Fitzsimmons
name: Nico
average rating: 4.06
book published:
rating: 0
read at: 2024/12/29
date added: 2024/12/31
shelves: audiobook
review:

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Asunder (Dragon Age, #3) 11738736 416 David Gaider 085768647X Nico 5
This kept a good pace, good descriptions, and great character development from "evil" to "good" and vice versa. Then again, that's what so good about this world - it's very difficult to pick one side completely because there's so much grey. No, I do not mean the Grey Wardens, I mean that moral stuff. There's a lot of very angry and very scared people in this book and they all react to it differently. It was great seeing more of the Mage and Circle debate fleshed out this way, because it's the backbones of all the games.

So, Cole is a character some people can't stand. I'd stand in front of a moving vehicle for him. His character is one of the most interesting ever created in the world, and I mean that sincerely. They don't just spoon feed you answers about him either, but they certainly give enough by the very end that I feel I know him so deeply that it makes me loves him even more. His relationship with Rhys here was so well done and tugged at my heart strings. I was aching to see their bond develop; two lost souls finding comfort and friendship while still having doubt and fear. Rhys is just the anchor Cole needed. Cole was the anchor and wakeup Evangeline needed. Look, I just want to hug Cole, okay? And Evangeline. And Rhys. Fuck it - big 'ol Dragon Age group hug as of right now.

If you're a Dragon Age fan or find Cole or the Chantry/Circle/Templar conflict at all intruiging - read this. If you've never been in the world I'd still say this is readable, but maybe have the Wiki on hand and know you're missing out on some Lore goodies. Speaking of, fuck yeah, Leliana!

Anyway, I haven't finished a book in print in months so I'm just stupidly grateful to this book and giddy in general. 5 stars, reading is in fact amazing.]]>
3.96 2011 Asunder (Dragon Age, #3)
author: David Gaider
name: Nico
average rating: 3.96
book published: 2011
rating: 5
read at: 2024/12/14
date added: 2024/12/14
shelves: fantasy, not-in-library, ebook
review:
Got me out of a reading slump like I've never had in my life, WOOOO!!! I adore Cole. This was so good. I want to go play the games again immediately.

This kept a good pace, good descriptions, and great character development from "evil" to "good" and vice versa. Then again, that's what so good about this world - it's very difficult to pick one side completely because there's so much grey. No, I do not mean the Grey Wardens, I mean that moral stuff. There's a lot of very angry and very scared people in this book and they all react to it differently. It was great seeing more of the Mage and Circle debate fleshed out this way, because it's the backbones of all the games.

So, Cole is a character some people can't stand. I'd stand in front of a moving vehicle for him. His character is one of the most interesting ever created in the world, and I mean that sincerely. They don't just spoon feed you answers about him either, but they certainly give enough by the very end that I feel I know him so deeply that it makes me loves him even more. His relationship with Rhys here was so well done and tugged at my heart strings. I was aching to see their bond develop; two lost souls finding comfort and friendship while still having doubt and fear. Rhys is just the anchor Cole needed. Cole was the anchor and wakeup Evangeline needed. Look, I just want to hug Cole, okay? And Evangeline. And Rhys. Fuck it - big 'ol Dragon Age group hug as of right now.

If you're a Dragon Age fan or find Cole or the Chantry/Circle/Templar conflict at all intruiging - read this. If you've never been in the world I'd still say this is readable, but maybe have the Wiki on hand and know you're missing out on some Lore goodies. Speaking of, fuck yeah, Leliana!

Anyway, I haven't finished a book in print in months so I'm just stupidly grateful to this book and giddy in general. 5 stars, reading is in fact amazing.
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<![CDATA[Queer Ducks (and Other Animals): The Natural World of Animal Sexuality]]> 58889121 This groundbreaking illustrated YA nonfiction title from two-time National Book Award finalist and New York Times bestselling author Eliot Schrefer is a well-researched and teen-friendly exploration of the gamut of queer behaviors observed in animals.

A quiet revolution has been underway in recent years, with study after study revealing substantial same-sex sexual behavior in animals. Join celebrated author Eliot Schrefer on an exploration of queer behavior in the animal world--from albatrosses to bonobos to clownfish to doodlebugs.

In sharp and witty prose--aided by humorous comics from artist Jules Zuckerberg--Schrefer uses science, history, anthropology, and sociology to illustrate the diversity of sexual behavior in the animal world. Interviews with researchers in the field offer additional insights for readers and aspiring scientists.

Queer behavior in animals is as diverse and complex--and as natural--as it is in our own species. It doesn't set us apart from animals--it bonds us even closer to our animal selves.]]>
240 Eliot Schrefer 0063069490 Nico 0 to-read 4.34 2022 Queer Ducks (and Other Animals): The Natural World of Animal Sexuality
author: Eliot Schrefer
name: Nico
average rating: 4.34
book published: 2022
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2024/12/08
shelves: to-read
review:

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<![CDATA[Medium Dead (Dr. Alexandra Gladstone #4)]]> 23256186 Sure to delight readers of Jacqueline Winspear, Emma Jameson, and Laura Childs,this short novelfeatures Queen Victoria herself—and she’s rumored to have slain a local psychic in Newton-upon-Sea. Now the task of clearing her name and catching the real killer falls to Dr. Alexandra Gladstone.

Under Victoria’s reign, women are barred from calling themselves physicians, but that hasn’t stopped Alexandra Gladstone. As the first female doctor in Newton-upon-Sea, she spends her days tending sick villagers in the practice she inherited from her father, with her loyal and sometimes overprotective dog, Zack, by her side.

After the corpse of village spiritualist Alvina Elwold is discovered aboveground at a church boneyard, wild rumors circulate through the charming seaside village, including one implicating a certain regal guest lodging nearby. Tales of the dead Alvina hobnobbing with spirits and hexing her enemies are even more outlandish—but as a woman of science and reason, Alexandra has no doubt that a murderer made of flesh and blood is on the loose.

Finding out the truth means sorting through a deluge of ghostly visitors, royal sightings, and shifty suspects. At least her attentive and handsome friend Nicholas Forsyth, Lord Dunsford, has come to her aid. Alexandra will need all the help she can get, because she’s stumbled upon dangerous secrets—while provoking a deadly adversary who wants to keep them buried.

Praise for Medium Dead

“An entertaining cozy mystery written with vivid historical detail . . . If you like reading historical mysteries with just a hint of romance, then Medium Dead should be right up your street.�—FپDzԴDZ󾱱

“There are more than a few scenes where Alexandra’s dog, Zack, steals the show.�—Reading Reality

“I would recommend this to fans of the Maisie Dobbs series. There’s a strong female character in a historical setting. She’s determined, logical, intelligent and faces an unusual situation.�—The Reader’s Hollow

Praise for Paula Paul’s Alexandra Gladstone mysteries

“The Dr. Alexandra Gladstone series by Paula Paul presents an intriguing mixture of mystery, romance, and history. I especially love the way real personalities from the past keep popping up to intermingle with Paul’s fictional characters.�—Lois Duncan, award-winning and bestselling author of Killing Mr. Griffin and I Know What You Did Last Summer

“A lively mixture of ruling class murder, Victorian morals, and love.�—Bestselling author Tony Hillerman]]>
188 Paula Paul 1101883219 Nico 3 3.67 2015 Medium Dead (Dr. Alexandra Gladstone #4)
author: Paula Paul
name: Nico
average rating: 3.67
book published: 2015
rating: 3
read at:
date added: 2024/12/03
shelves:
review:

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<![CDATA[Murder at the Fitzwilliam (Museum Mysteries, #1)]]> 38363912

As he tries to uncover the identity of the dead man and the circumstances surrounding his demise, Wilson must contend with an unhelpful police Inspector, and more alarmingly, Abigail McKenzie, the archaeologist who discovered the body and is determined to protect the Egyptian collection. Can they find a way to work together to solve the mystery?]]>
320 Jim Eldridge 074902366X Nico 2 historical, mystery 3.51 2018 Murder at the Fitzwilliam (Museum Mysteries, #1)
author: Jim Eldridge
name: Nico
average rating: 3.51
book published: 2018
rating: 2
read at: 2024/11/01
date added: 2024/11/10
shelves: historical, mystery
review:

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Saturation Point 199798188
Doctor Jasmine Marks is going back into hell.

The Hygrometric Dehabitation Region, or the “Zone,� is a growing band of rainforest on the equator, where the heat and humidity make it impossible for warm-blooded animals to survive. A human being without protection in the Zone is dead in minutes.

Twenty years ago, Marks went into the rainforest with a group of researchers led by Doctor Elaine Fell, to study the extraordinary climate and see if it could be used in agriculture. The only thing she learned was that the Zone was no place for people. There were deaths, and the programme was cut short.

Now, they’re sending her back in. A plane crash, a rescue mission, a race against time and the environment to bring out the survivors. But there are things Marks’s corporate masters aren’t telling her. The Zone keeps its secrets, and so does Doctor Fell…]]>
165 Adrian Tchaikovsky 1837861749 Nico 5 audiobook, science-fiction 3.74 2024 Saturation Point
author: Adrian Tchaikovsky
name: Nico
average rating: 3.74
book published: 2024
rating: 5
read at: 2024/11/05
date added: 2024/11/05
shelves: audiobook, science-fiction
review:

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<![CDATA[Beyond (The Founding of Valdemar, #1)]]> 56688207 The long-awaited founding of Valdemar comes to life in this new series from a New York Times bestselling author and beloved fantasist.

Within the Eastern Empire, Duke Kordas Valdemar rules a tiny, bucolic Duchy that focuses mostly on horse breeding. Anticipating the day when the Empire’s exploitative and militant leaders would not be content to leave them alone, Korda’s father set out to gather magicians in the hopes of one day finding a way to escape and protect the people of the Duchy from tyranny.

Kordas has lived his life looking over his shoulder. The signs in the Empire are increasingly dire. Under the direction of the Emperor, mages have begun to harness the power of dark magics, including blood magic, the powers of the Abyssal Planes, and the binding and "milking" of Elemental creatures.

But then one of the Duchy’s mages has a breakthrough. There is a way to place a Gate at a distance so far from the Empire that it is unlikely the Emperor can find or follow them as they evacuate everyone that is willing to leave.

But time is running out, and Kordas has been summoned to the Emperor's Court.

Can his reputation as a country bumpkin and his acting skills buy him and his people the time they need to flee? Or will the Emperor lose patience, invade to strip Valdemar of everything of worth, and send its conscripted people into the front lines of the Imperial wars?]]>
384 Mercedes Lackey 0756417341 Nico 5 fantasy, audiobook
I liked both prominent perspectives, and I enjoyed how all the characters interacted. The evil Emperor was disconcertingly familiar to modern day politicians.

Kordas' approach to the problem was so thorough and kind of satisfying to see unfold. Watching him unable to resist helping every person who needed help regardless of how it destroyed his plans was endearing. His strategy of being perpetually unassuming was also very effective.

Delia definitely grew over the course of this book, and I appreciated that she was a bit resistant to leave her old life behind. That felt realistic, but I was proud of how she stretched herself. She didn't come across as whiney, just unsure and aware of how many things would change.

The LGBTQ+ rep and general good vibes were entirely unexpected and a wonderful surprise.

I listened to this on audiobook and the voice was so soothing and expressive and I'd definitely recommend it.

The dedication, I have to add, was beautiful; both the tribute to those affected by Covid and the theoretical damning to the soulless who took advantage of their power to exploit instead of aid. It put in perspective some elements of this book.

I'm so sad the sequel isn't out until later this year, but I'll be putting a hold on it as soon as my library lets me.]]>
4.34 2021 Beyond (The Founding of Valdemar, #1)
author: Mercedes Lackey
name: Nico
average rating: 4.34
book published: 2021
rating: 5
read at: 2024/10/28
date added: 2024/10/28
shelves: fantasy, audiobook
review:
Despite reading the genre almost exclusively, I now feel like I can finally call myself a fantasy fan having read a Mercedes Lackey novel. And, of course, it was fantastic. It's that wonderful high fantasy that's transportive. It had this immersive and relaxing cadence with a strong character driven narrative and big focus on world building. I understand I'm reading a prequel to the Valdemar books I've never read (of which there are dozens I think, wow) so now of course I'm curious about the rest of them.

I liked both prominent perspectives, and I enjoyed how all the characters interacted. The evil Emperor was disconcertingly familiar to modern day politicians.

Kordas' approach to the problem was so thorough and kind of satisfying to see unfold. Watching him unable to resist helping every person who needed help regardless of how it destroyed his plans was endearing. His strategy of being perpetually unassuming was also very effective.

Delia definitely grew over the course of this book, and I appreciated that she was a bit resistant to leave her old life behind. That felt realistic, but I was proud of how she stretched herself. She didn't come across as whiney, just unsure and aware of how many things would change.

The LGBTQ+ rep and general good vibes were entirely unexpected and a wonderful surprise.

I listened to this on audiobook and the voice was so soothing and expressive and I'd definitely recommend it.

The dedication, I have to add, was beautiful; both the tribute to those affected by Covid and the theoretical damning to the soulless who took advantage of their power to exploit instead of aid. It put in perspective some elements of this book.

I'm so sad the sequel isn't out until later this year, but I'll be putting a hold on it as soon as my library lets me.
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<![CDATA[Symptoms of Death (Dr. Alexandra Gladstone #1)]]> 22837723
The village's lady doctor, Alexandra Gladstone, discovers evidence to the contrary and finds herself trapped in a web of scandal, deceit, and ghostly appearances that could cost her her life.

Description: Online resource (1 sound file (approximately 6 hrs.))]]>
6 Paula Paul 098351058X Nico 0 to-read 3.73 2002 Symptoms of Death (Dr. Alexandra Gladstone #1)
author: Paula Paul
name: Nico
average rating: 3.73
book published: 2002
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2024/10/23
shelves: to-read
review:

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Lukos Heat (Heart of Fire #1) 22877491
When the Lukos come upon them, Najlah is reluctantly intrigued. The Lukos, especially the one called Barkus, are nothing like the soft humans he spends most of his time around. They thrive in the brutal cold the way he thrives in volcanic fire. For the first time, it feels like Najlah may have found someone who can equal the fierceness of dragons, and see them as more than demons.

But if he hopes to explore the bond forming with the Lukos, he must first survive the enemy—and the Shide.]]>
54 Megan Derr Nico 5
I also love how the Lukos we meet, Barkos, is similar in his tendencies; action-oriented, dangerous, intelligent. He is slightly more human feeling than Najlah, but their dynamic is all wild strength and instinct and they work perfectly together despite the obvious differences between an Icy wolf shifter and a black firey dragon. The Bond made the dynamic even better, especially given it meant they could properly banter/communicate.

The world building that's done in such a short amount of time is absolutely incredible. There's no info-dumping, it's all integrated into the story and characters and I'm really, really impressed. The plot was interesting and didn't take on too much while still being very engaging and entertaining.

Overall I loved this. The sheer animalistic quality used to write Najlah' POV makes this memorable, but the excellent romance and the world are also so damn good and I'll definitely be rereading this.

July 5th Update: *mild spoilers for Book 2* Yeah, I 100% called it with the re-reading prediction. Devoured this again already. Still absolutely in love with how animalistic and feral Naj's characterization is and how well the romance and world-building is done. I'd pay good money for more of this series, though Tevra really isn't my favourite and I do prefer just Barkos/Naj. Nothing against poly, poly is great -I just don't really love Tevra's character as much. Anyway, I sense more re-reads of this beauty in my future.]]>
3.73 2013 Lukos Heat (Heart of Fire #1)
author: Megan Derr
name: Nico
average rating: 3.73
book published: 2013
rating: 5
read at: 2024/10/01
date added: 2024/10/02
shelves: fantasy, gay, novellas-or-under-200pg
review:
My favourite thing about this book is that I actually feel like I am inside the brain of a barely tamed apex predator. Our MC, Najlah, is a dragon: dangerous, arrogant, disdainful of humans and weakness, and a mind with very specific focuses (as he lays out - fire, fighting, fucking, food). He absolutely reads like a feral, calculating animal and I love how distinct the voice is. His "voice", I should mention, is mostly is the form of growls, grunts, hisses, rumbles, and body language. Again, very animalistic and yet very expressive.

I also love how the Lukos we meet, Barkos, is similar in his tendencies; action-oriented, dangerous, intelligent. He is slightly more human feeling than Najlah, but their dynamic is all wild strength and instinct and they work perfectly together despite the obvious differences between an Icy wolf shifter and a black firey dragon. The Bond made the dynamic even better, especially given it meant they could properly banter/communicate.

The world building that's done in such a short amount of time is absolutely incredible. There's no info-dumping, it's all integrated into the story and characters and I'm really, really impressed. The plot was interesting and didn't take on too much while still being very engaging and entertaining.

Overall I loved this. The sheer animalistic quality used to write Najlah' POV makes this memorable, but the excellent romance and the world are also so damn good and I'll definitely be rereading this.

July 5th Update: *mild spoilers for Book 2* Yeah, I 100% called it with the re-reading prediction. Devoured this again already. Still absolutely in love with how animalistic and feral Naj's characterization is and how well the romance and world-building is done. I'd pay good money for more of this series, though Tevra really isn't my favourite and I do prefer just Barkos/Naj. Nothing against poly, poly is great -I just don't really love Tevra's character as much. Anyway, I sense more re-reads of this beauty in my future.
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The Emperor's Wolf 9538805
Dersai is Emperor to his fingertips, he is used to command and being obeyed. He will sacrifice anything to see his country safe. Beneath, he is well read, highly intelligent and far sighted in how he views others. Yet, Dersai has an inner demon, a demon that kept his kingdom free and safe from conquerors; only in his dreams can he imagine one strong enough to love him. Now his slave may be the only one who can set him free.]]>
146 J.C. Owens 1607378752 Nico 2 <b>2.5 stars</b> 3.77 2010 The Emperor's Wolf
author: J.C. Owens
name: Nico
average rating: 3.77
book published: 2010
rating: 2
read at: 2023/05/29
date added: 2024/09/30
shelves: adult, gay, where-shame-would-go-if-i-had-any, novellas-or-under-200pg, free-kobo
review:
2.5 stars
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<![CDATA[Spectacular Moments of Wonder with Dr. Monocle: That Certain Gentleman]]> 12395283 348 John Robert Theesfeld Nico 0 maybe-reads 3.12 2011 Spectacular Moments of Wonder with Dr. Monocle: That Certain Gentleman
author: John Robert Theesfeld
name: Nico
average rating: 3.12
book published: 2011
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2024/09/30
shelves: maybe-reads
review:

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Still Waters 26049137 A reformed nix.

Drakjan has been living as a harmless freshwater merman for so long he sometimes almost believes in the lie himself.

Almost.

A deadly hunter.

Hraban has dedicated his life to taking down creatures like Drakjan, protecting those who cannot protect themselves.

An uneasy truce.

When fate forces them together, the nix and the hunter discover a dangerous attraction� and a threat that can destroy everything Drakjan has come to love.

~~~~~~

This story was written as a part of the M/M Romance Group's "Love is an Open Road" event. Group members were asked to write a story prompt inspired by a photo of their choice. Authors of the group selected a photo and prompt that spoke to them and wrote a short story.

"Still Waters" contains sexually explicit content and is intended for adult readers.

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This story prompt and photo inspired "Still Waters":

Dear Author,
I only have two words for you: ginger merman! Everything else is up to you.

Photo Description:
A redheaded, muscular young man with a short beard stands in a lake, a scraggly stand of seaweed-draped deadwood behind him and mountains in the distance. He looks directly at the viewer, wearing a neutral expression. The water comes up to just above his waist, and he is lifting a sturdy white net from the water with both hands.]]>
65 Alex Gabriel Nico 5
I loved the feel that this book takes place in a special little pocket of peace, and I wanted to crawl through and live there too.

I'm being purposely vague here because it is so short and I worry about giving things away, but if you like books with gay romance, fantastical/supernatural creatures, themes of finding a place to call your own, lovely characters, a blindingly well-written sex scene and mysterious pasts that don't tend to leave - read this. Love, love, love.

Re-read 2022: I could easily flip back to page 1and read this all over again. It's just perfect. This book has such a strong and immersive yet really soft and comforting presence. I love everything about this and I still wish it was like 200 pages longer, despite the perfectpacing and end, just so I could stay a while longer. Favourite.]]>
3.94 2015 Still Waters
author: Alex Gabriel
name: Nico
average rating: 3.94
book published: 2015
rating: 5
read at: 2024/09/29
date added: 2024/09/29
shelves: adult, gay, fantasy, favourites-all, novellas-or-under-200pg, escape-reads, ebook, i-own-it-ebook, favourites-current
review:
I got about halfway through this when I realized that however long this book was, I'd want it to be 200 pages longer by the end of it. Lo and behold, I was right. I love everything about this. The ambiance, the characters, the romance, the internal dialogue, the different creatures, and of course, the beautifully detailed descriptions of nature and Drakjan's lake/river that evoked such a response that I yearned to go back up North, jump into a body of water, and swim until I was tired of swimming. During Covid, this books is the best I can get, but I'll gladly take it. I'd read the hell out of a sequel and then a sequel after that. I just want more of these characters, but unfortunately since this was written as part of a ŷ challenge thing, I doubt that's in the cards.

I loved the feel that this book takes place in a special little pocket of peace, and I wanted to crawl through and live there too.

I'm being purposely vague here because it is so short and I worry about giving things away, but if you like books with gay romance, fantastical/supernatural creatures, themes of finding a place to call your own, lovely characters, a blindingly well-written sex scene and mysterious pasts that don't tend to leave - read this. Love, love, love.

Re-read 2022: I could easily flip back to page 1and read this all over again. It's just perfect. This book has such a strong and immersive yet really soft and comforting presence. I love everything about this and I still wish it was like 200 pages longer, despite the perfectpacing and end, just so I could stay a while longer. Favourite.
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Sandry's Book 12430116 275 Tamora Pierce 0545405890 Nico 5
**Old review below (2014)**
It was really nice to (re)read this book again. Because of my blessed brain damage, I completely forgot how this series went, but I just remembered reading it in and ADORING it. I'm not going to say it's at my level, it's definitely a read for a 7th grader, but it's just one of those books that have such a beautiful universe that you don't care about the difficulty level, and just enjoy getting lost somewhere else for a little while; y'know?

ANYWAYS. There are luckily 3 more books in this series, and then I believe it goes on with them as the teachers and finding students of their own to mentor. I'm not quite sure how I feel about that; I might just end up starting a new Tamora Pierce series with different characters and see what I think of that. So overall, great relaxing read for a rainy day :)]]>
4.33 1997 Sandry's Book
author: Tamora Pierce
name: Nico
average rating: 4.33
book published: 1997
rating: 5
read at: 2021/11/01
date added: 2024/09/28
shelves: fantasy, ebook, escape-reads, no-romance, i-own-it-print, i-own-it-ebook
review:
Re-read #682 (or something): Still love this book. It's a comfort series for me, and considering I haven't had a great year reading-wise, re-reading this just popped into my mind and it's been perfect. Love these characters and this magical world.

**Old review below (2014)**
It was really nice to (re)read this book again. Because of my blessed brain damage, I completely forgot how this series went, but I just remembered reading it in and ADORING it. I'm not going to say it's at my level, it's definitely a read for a 7th grader, but it's just one of those books that have such a beautiful universe that you don't care about the difficulty level, and just enjoy getting lost somewhere else for a little while; y'know?

ANYWAYS. There are luckily 3 more books in this series, and then I believe it goes on with them as the teachers and finding students of their own to mentor. I'm not quite sure how I feel about that; I might just end up starting a new Tamora Pierce series with different characters and see what I think of that. So overall, great relaxing read for a rainy day :)
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The Emperor's Wolf 40274669 A soldier enslaved by the emperor who conquered him, with only one hope to save the man from madness...

Jaden, a soldier sold into slavery when his country fell, survives day to day, his only wish to find his little sister and save her from the same fate. The war might be over, but the scars of those who underwent Tranaden's conquest still linger. But when he is given as tribute to the very man who conquered his country—Dersai, known as the Wolf, an emperor feared and loathed beyond Tranaden's borders—Jaden sees his last hope fading away. It is whispered that the emperor is mad, possessed, without the faintest shred of mercy. Yet, Jaden finds that the man is someone quite different among his own people, in the safety of his own world. Old hatreds die hard, but Jaden finds himself fascinated by the complex, mysterious man beneath the warrior shell. There is a darkness in Dersai, but also a chance to set things right at last.

Dersai cannot afford the luxury of mercy in any form. His country, his people come first, and he will do anything to defend his borders and drive back those who seek to possess the lush beauty of Tranaden. His ancestor made a pact with a demon, and ever since, each emperor must endure the possession of the demon bound to protect Tranaden at any cost. As with those before him, Dersai will eventually fall into madness, his own people forced to annihilate him, and the next emperor forced to bear the burden again. He'd never held any hope...until he met Jaden and began to believe the old prophecies might finally come true. That a mate for the wolf would come and break the cycle forever...



Reader Expanded with new material! Contains intense emotional elements. Reader discretion advised.]]>
228 J.C. Owens 1947135864 Nico 2 <b>2.5 stars</b> 3.65 2010 The Emperor's Wolf
author: J.C. Owens
name: Nico
average rating: 3.65
book published: 2010
rating: 2
read at:
date added: 2024/09/28
shelves:
review:
2.5 stars
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<![CDATA[The Secret Book of Grazia dei Rossi]]> 62192118
Grazia dei Rossi, private secretary to the world-renowned Isabella d’Este, is the daughter of an eminent Jewish banker, the wife of the pope’s Jewish physician, and the lover of a Christian prince. In a “secret book,� written as a legacy for her son, she records her struggles to choose between the seductions of the Christian world and a return to the family, traditions, and duties to her Jewish roots. As she re-creates Renaissance Italy in captivating detail, Jacqueline Park gives us a timeless portrait of a brave and brilliant woman trapped in an unforgiving, inflexible society.]]>
580 Jacqueline Park 1770898905 Nico 0 3.44 1997 The Secret Book of Grazia dei Rossi
author: Jacqueline Park
name: Nico
average rating: 3.44
book published: 1997
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2024/09/27
shelves: ebook, maybe-reads, i-own-it-ebook
review:

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Far from the Light of Heaven 58351465 Arthur C. Clarke Award winner Tade Thompson makes a triumphant return to science fiction with this unforgettable vision of humanity's future in the chilling emptiness of space.

The colony ship Ragtime docks in the Lagos system, having travelled light years from home to bring one thousand sleeping souls to safety among the stars.

Some of the sleepers, however, will never wake - and a profound and sinister mystery unfolds aboard the gigantic vessel. Its skeleton crew are forced to make decisions that will have repercussions for all of humanity's settlements - from the scheming politicians of Lagos station, to the colony planet of Bloodroot, to other far flung systems and indeed Earth itself.]]>
399 Tade Thompson Nico 1 overdrive, science-fiction
There are mysteries that you can solve by being given details that are pieced together, and mysteries that no matter what you cannot solve until the author gives you a info dump . This book was, for the most part, the latter. I guessed half the mystery very early, which I never do, but the rest was revealed about 2/3 of the way through with a flashback chapter. It felt like the "you couldn't have guessed this" reveal of a Murder She Wrote without the Cabot Cove charm. Our enemy was devious and cruel, but we didn't have enough time to sympathize with the necessary party's plight and the whole thing felt almost unsatisfying because of how it was written.

I did like the character of Joké. She was very interesting. The concept of the Experimental Section was also a really cool concept. I also appreciated we got some Afrocentric themes from a Black author.

Overall, this was a miss for me. Do not recommend. Instead try Becky Chambers, who is a goddess with interesting science fiction and unique, exquisitely written characters. Thinking I might pick up another of hers after this experience.]]>
3.78 2021 Far from the Light of Heaven
author: Tade Thompson
name: Nico
average rating: 3.78
book published: 2021
rating: 1
read at: 2022/05/10
date added: 2024/09/27
shelves: overdrive, science-fiction
review:
I was so excited for a closed room mystery in space, and ended up very disappointed. Bottle episodes are definitely my thing, but we spent so much time in the perspectives of people outside the bubble of the murder ship that it didn't even feel like that. I had a lot of problems with the writing style. The characters never felt real to me. I spent a lot of the book confused, and not in a fun mysterious way. The multiple perspectives were jarring and often prevented me from getting into a good flow, especially the last third. The last third was a mess in general, spending little time with our protagonists and jumping around in a scattered fashion, changing perspectives just as a climax crests which completely ruined the flow/suspense. The ending was fine. I mostly happy to be done with it.

There are mysteries that you can solve by being given details that are pieced together, and mysteries that no matter what you cannot solve until the author gives you a info dump . This book was, for the most part, the latter. I guessed half the mystery very early, which I never do, but the rest was revealed about 2/3 of the way through with a flashback chapter. It felt like the "you couldn't have guessed this" reveal of a Murder She Wrote without the Cabot Cove charm. Our enemy was devious and cruel, but we didn't have enough time to sympathize with the necessary party's plight and the whole thing felt almost unsatisfying because of how it was written.

I did like the character of Joké. She was very interesting. The concept of the Experimental Section was also a really cool concept. I also appreciated we got some Afrocentric themes from a Black author.

Overall, this was a miss for me. Do not recommend. Instead try Becky Chambers, who is a goddess with interesting science fiction and unique, exquisitely written characters. Thinking I might pick up another of hers after this experience.
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Thirsty Mermaids 54304166 break the spell, and are now stuck on land for the foreseeable future. Which means everything from: enlisting the aid of their I-know-we-just-met-but-can-we-crash-with-you bartender friend, struggling to make sense of the human world around them, to even trying to get jobs with zero skill sets . . . all while attempting to somehow return to the sea and making the most of their current situation with tenacity and camaraderie (especially if someone else is buying).]]> 256 Kat Leyh 1982133570 Nico 0 to-read 4.11 2021 Thirsty Mermaids
author: Kat Leyh
name: Nico
average rating: 4.11
book published: 2021
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2024/09/23
shelves: to-read
review:

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<![CDATA[Dorohedoro, Vol. 2 (Dorohedoro, #2)]]> 7326862
Once a year, hordes of the dead rise and roam the streets of the Hole, hungry for live flesh. And every year, Caiman and Nikaido sign up for the local zombie-killing contest! Whoever sends the most zombies back into the ground will win some fantastic prizes. But the fun ends quickly when En's cleaners finally track down Caiman and Nikaido. Somebody's going to lose their head. Literally.]]>
158 Q. Hayashida 1421533766 Nico 5 4.41 2002 Dorohedoro, Vol. 2 (Dorohedoro, #2)
author: Q. Hayashida
name: Nico
average rating: 4.41
book published: 2002
rating: 5
read at: 2024/09/14
date added: 2024/09/15
shelves: adult, manga, overdrive, dark, someone-buy-me-this
review:

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<![CDATA[Dorohedoro, Vol. 1 (Dorohedoro, #1)]]> 6759156
Caiman was not lucky. A sorcerer cursed him with a reptile head and left him with no memory of his life before the transformation. Adding to the mystery, there's a specter of a man living inside him. But Caiman has one key advantage: he's now completely immune to magic. Along with his best friend, Nikaido, Caiman is hunting down sorcerers in the Hole, searching for the one who can undo his curse and killing the rest. But when En, the head Sorcerer, of the sorcerers, gets word of a lizard-man slaughtering sorcerers, he sends a crew of "cleaners" into the Hole, igniting a war between two worlds.]]>
166 Q. Hayashida 1421533634 Nico 4 Goddamn this holds up. Dark, messy, violent humour and I am just fucked up enough to find it the best thing ever. It's even better reading this after reading later volumes and having that knowledge. I adore Caiman and Nikaido's friendship. Please get me out of 6 month long reading slump, Dorohedoro, PLEASE.

** *** ** *** **

4.5 stars

Blood, devil magic, violence. A take-no-prisoners team of Caiman, an amnesiac cursed lizard man impervious to magic, and Nikaido, a caring but deadly badass female cook/restaurant owner tracking down answers and killing evil shit in graphic ways. A novice sorcerer trying to finally make his name amongst some thoroughly more experienced characters, naturally by killing aforementioned cursed lizard man. A powerful sorcerer pulling the strings. A casually vicious body count. Excellent dark humour. Oh, also tasty food, creepy masks galore, a perfect friendship in our two protagonists, and heads attached to still quite alive bodies regularly getting swallowed by a lizard mouth so they can speak to a mysterious man inside.

Look, if you're not hooked by now, I don't know what else to tell you.]]>
4.33 2002 Dorohedoro, Vol. 1 (Dorohedoro, #1)
author: Q. Hayashida
name: Nico
average rating: 4.33
book published: 2002
rating: 4
read at: 2024/09/04
date added: 2024/09/04
shelves: dark, manga, horror, fantasy, adult, someone-buy-me-this
review:
September 2024 reread: Goddamn this holds up. Dark, messy, violent humour and I am just fucked up enough to find it the best thing ever. It's even better reading this after reading later volumes and having that knowledge. I adore Caiman and Nikaido's friendship. Please get me out of 6 month long reading slump, Dorohedoro, PLEASE.

** *** ** *** **

4.5 stars

Blood, devil magic, violence. A take-no-prisoners team of Caiman, an amnesiac cursed lizard man impervious to magic, and Nikaido, a caring but deadly badass female cook/restaurant owner tracking down answers and killing evil shit in graphic ways. A novice sorcerer trying to finally make his name amongst some thoroughly more experienced characters, naturally by killing aforementioned cursed lizard man. A powerful sorcerer pulling the strings. A casually vicious body count. Excellent dark humour. Oh, also tasty food, creepy masks galore, a perfect friendship in our two protagonists, and heads attached to still quite alive bodies regularly getting swallowed by a lizard mouth so they can speak to a mysterious man inside.

Look, if you're not hooked by now, I don't know what else to tell you.
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Peril at Price Manor 63313292 A tween aspiring horror movie actress pairs up with the twin children of her favorite director to defeat zombifying octopus-like creatures!

Halle dreams of becoming a scream queen. She practices her loudest scream every day and has learned a lot from studying the horror movies of her favorite director, Maximus Price. Maximus lives just outside town, and when the chance to go to his home arises, Halle grabs it with both hands. She doesn't realize that real life horrors await her at Price Manor.

Paisley and Argyle, Maximus's twin children, think that the creepy, squid-like creatures that have attached themselves to the faces of the manor's staff, putting them in a zombie-like stupor, are just another one of their prankster dad's tricks. When Halle arrives and is attacked by one of the creatures, she meets the twins and assures them that this is no joke. The three kids will have to work together using all of their unusual talents to defeat the monsters--and maybe even save the world.]]>
304 Laura Parnum 0063249537 Nico 3 middle-grade 4.12 Peril at Price Manor
author: Laura Parnum
name: Nico
average rating: 4.12
book published:
rating: 3
read at: 2024/08/19
date added: 2024/08/20
shelves: middle-grade
review:
Okay this actually got good and nasty. Very well done and quite entertaining. Gave a few giggles too.
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<![CDATA[Five Broken Blades (The Broken Blades, #1)]]> 200982383 It’s the season
for treason�

The king of Yusan must die.

The five most dangerous liars in the land have been mysteriously summoned to work together for a single objective: to kill the God King Joon.

He has it coming. Under his merciless immortal hand, the nobles flourish, while the poor and innocent are imprisoned, ruined…or sold.

And now each of the five blades will come for him. Each has tasted bitterness―from the hired hitman seeking atonement, a lovely assassin who seeks freedom, or even the prince banished for his cruel crimes. None can resist the sweet, icy lure of vengeance.

They can agree on murder.

They can agree on treachery.

But for these five killers―each versed in deception, lies, and betrayal―it’s not enough to forge an alliance. To survive, they’ll have to find a way to trust each other…but only one can take the crown.

Let the best liar win.]]>
474 Mai Corland 1649376901 Nico 0 to-read 3.81 2024 Five Broken Blades (The Broken Blades, #1)
author: Mai Corland
name: Nico
average rating: 3.81
book published: 2024
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2024/08/19
shelves: to-read
review:

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<![CDATA[Until Death Do Us Part Omnibus (2-in-1 Edition), Vol. 1: Includes Vol. 1 & 2 (Until Death Do Us Part Omnibus, #1)]]> 12997477 454 Hiroshi Takashige 031621390X Nico 0 adult, manga, did-not-finish 4.00 Until Death Do Us Part Omnibus (2-in-1 Edition), Vol. 1: Includes Vol. 1 & 2 (Until Death Do Us Part Omnibus, #1)
author: Hiroshi Takashige
name: Nico
average rating: 4.00
book published:
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2024/08/07
shelves: adult, manga, did-not-finish
review:
Got 250+ pages into this and it was good, but apparently there's a romance that seriously develops between Haruka and Mamoru and that age gap makes me more than a tad uncomfortable. I dunno. I'm a bit oversensitive to that so I'm cutting my losses now; there are too many other books to conquer on my TBR that aren't problematic for me to push through another slightly uncomfortable 250 pages.
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<![CDATA[Moonstruck, Vol. 1: Magic to Brew (Moonstruck, #1)]]> 35758543
Collects issues 1 through 5.]]>
120 Grace Ellis 1534304770 Nico 3 3.59 2018 Moonstruck, Vol. 1: Magic to Brew (Moonstruck, #1)
author: Grace Ellis
name: Nico
average rating: 3.59
book published: 2018
rating: 3
read at: 2024/08/01
date added: 2024/08/03
shelves:
review:
Solid 3.5. Loved the art. Very cute and exceptionally queer.
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<![CDATA[The Case of the Rigged Race (Mighty Muskrats #4)]]> 61424639
Windy Lake First Nation is hosting the annual Trappers Festival, and the four Mighty Muskrats are excited about the sled-dog races and the chance to visit with family and friends from far and wide. But during the Teen Sled Race, the lead dog is the victim of a frightening accident that may be more than it seems.

Between mysterious strangers seen lurking by the trail and a loud group of animal rights protestors, the Muskrats have a lot of suspects. Despite the chill of winter, the case is heating up for Sam, Otter, Atim, and Chickadee!]]>
232 Michael Hutchinson 1772602213 Nico 3 3.62 The Case of the Rigged Race (Mighty Muskrats #4)
author: Michael Hutchinson
name: Nico
average rating: 3.62
book published:
rating: 3
read at: 2024/07/31
date added: 2024/08/03
shelves: audiobook, canadian-maple-hockey-polar-bears, middle-grade
review:
3.5 stars. Enjoyed this! Loved that it's Own Voices about a First Nations Community in Canada. Might pick up more from serious though I really wish they were all available on audiobook from my library.
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<![CDATA[The Goblin's Puzzle: The Adventures of a Boy With No Name and Two Girls Called Alice]]> 22464760
THE BOY is a nameless slave on a mission to uncover his true destiny.
THE GOBLIN holds all the answers, but he’s too tricky to be trusted.
PLAIN ALICE is a bookish peasant girl carried off by a confused dragon.
And PRINCESS ALICE is the lucky girl who wasn’t kidnapped.

All four are tangled up in a sinister plot to take over the kingdom, and together they must face kind monsters, a cruel magician, and dozens of deathly boring palace bureaucrats. They’re a ragtag bunch, but with strength, courage, and plenty of deductive reasoning, they just might outwit the villains and crack the goblin’s puzzle.]]>
279 Andrew S. Chilton Nico 4 3.94 2016 The Goblin's Puzzle: The Adventures of a Boy With No Name and Two Girls Called Alice
author: Andrew S. Chilton
name: Nico
average rating: 3.94
book published: 2016
rating: 4
read at: 2024/07/24
date added: 2024/08/03
shelves: fantasy, i-own-it-print, middle-grade
review:

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<![CDATA[Twilight Guardians (Wings in the Night: Reborn, #1)]]> 22798222

They told 20-year-old Charlie O’Malley that they had a cure for the rare blood condition that would eventually kill her–an untested, experimental cure. All they wanted in return was for her to join their elite military team and train to kill the Undead.


She took the deal, not because she cared so much about extending her life, but because it would make her strong–stronger than ordinary humans. Strong enough to kill the vampire who’d pretended to love her, taken her blood, used her body, and murdered her mother.


Killion was the last of his kind, or so he thought. When he found Charlie, he felt the pull. She had the rare Belladonna Antigen all vampires had as humans. Vampires were compelled to protect those rare mortals they called The Chosen. But with Charlie, the bond was different, more powerful than anything he’s felt before, and impossible to resist, even though surrendering to it will probably get him killed.


Ancient vampire elders Rhiannon and Roland come out of exile, risking their lives to help their mortal friend Roxy reclaim her granddaughter. But before the tale ends, their lives will be forever changed.


Join Maggie Shayne as she returns to her most beloved series of all time with this new beginning�.


Wings in the Reborn]]>
400 Maggie Shayne 0996031022 Nico 0 4.02 2014 Twilight Guardians (Wings in the Night: Reborn, #1)
author: Maggie Shayne
name: Nico
average rating: 4.02
book published: 2014
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2024/07/18
shelves: to-read, fantasy, ebook, not-in-library, i-own-it-ebook
review:

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<![CDATA[Shamus the Urban Rez Dog, P.I.]]> 125143481 216 Leslie Gentile 1770867074 Nico 0 maybe-reads 3.62 Shamus the Urban Rez Dog, P.I.
author: Leslie Gentile
name: Nico
average rating: 3.62
book published:
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2024/06/13
shelves: maybe-reads
review:

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<![CDATA[Alone Against the North: An Expedition into the Unknown]]> 24876658 Canada's real-life Indiana Jones reminds us that the age of exploration is not over

When Adam Shoalts ventured into the largest unexplored wilderness on the planet, he hoped to set foot where no one had ever gone before. What he discovered surprised even him, and made him a media sensation.

Shoalts was no stranger to the wilderness. He had hacked his way through jungles and muskeg, had stared down polar bears and climbed mountains. But one spot on the map called out to him irresistibly: the Hudson Bay Lowlands, a trackless waste of muskeg and lonely rivers, moose and wolf, much bigger than the Amazon. Little of it has ever been explored.

Cutting through this forbidding landscape is a river no hunter, no explorer, no Native guide has left any record of paddling. It is far from any important waterways, even further from any arable land, and about as far from civilization as one can get. It was this river that Shoalts was obsessively determined to explore.

It took him several attempts, years of research, and two friendships that collapsed under the strain of Adam's single-minded thirst to explore this river. But finally, alone, he found the headwaters of the Again. He believed he had discovered what he had set out to find. But the adventure had just begun.

Paddling his way back to Hudson Bay, where a float plane would pick him up, Shoalts discovered something that seemingly shouldn't exist: a towering unmapped waterfall. He also discovered edenic islands, and braved rock-strewn rapids, but the waterfall captured both his imagination and the world's.

Adam did a single interview, with The Guardian, and once the story hit, he was a celebrity. He appeared on morning TV and was made the Explorer in Residence of the Canadian Geographic Society. What struck a chord with people was the realization that the world is bigger than we think. We assume that because we have mapped it from space, it must be exhaustively known. But it is wilder, stranger, less homogenous than we assume. We hardly know it. And, contrary to popular wisdom, it is certainly not flat. In other words, the age of exploration is not over.]]>
304 Adam Shoalts 0670069450 Nico 0 3.92 2015 Alone Against the North: An Expedition into the Unknown
author: Adam Shoalts
name: Nico
average rating: 3.92
book published: 2015
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2024/06/02
shelves: audiobook, canadian-maple-hockey-polar-bears, did-not-finish
review:

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<![CDATA[The Midnight Front (Dark Arts, #1)]]> 34928724
Unsure who will kill him first—his allies, his enemies, or the demons he has to use to wield magick—Cade fights his way through occupied Europe and enemy lines. But he learns too late the true price of revenge will be more terrible than just the loss of his soul—and there’s no task harder than doing good with a power born of ultimate evil.]]>
453 David Mack 0765383195 Nico 0 maybe-reads 3.63 2018 The Midnight Front (Dark Arts, #1)
author: David Mack
name: Nico
average rating: 3.63
book published: 2018
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2024/06/02
shelves: maybe-reads
review:

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Chasing the Moon 9429090
Diana's life was in a rut -- she hated her job, she was perpetually single, and she needed a place to live. But then the perfect apartment came along. It seemed too good to be true -- because it was.

The apartment was already inhabited -- by monsters. Vom the Hungering was the first to greet Diana and to warn her that his sole purpose in life was to eat everything in his path. This poses a problem for Diana since she's in his path. . .and is forbidden from ever leaving the apartment.

It turns out though that there are older and more ancient monstrous entities afoot -- ones who want to devour the moon and destroy the world as we know it. Can Diana, Vom, and the other horrors stop this from happening? Maybe if they can get Vom to stop eating everything. . .and everyone.]]>
310 A. Lee Martinez 0316093556 Nico 5
I'm looking for more by this author and I will absolutely re-read this when I want to just turn my brain off and go on a surreal adventure with great characters and a world falling apart but really, it's okay - just roll with it.]]>
3.83 2011 Chasing the Moon
author: A. Lee Martinez
name: Nico
average rating: 3.83
book published: 2011
rating: 5
read at: 2024/05/15
date added: 2024/05/29
shelves:
review:
This book was exactly what I needed at that moment in my life. Another reviewer said "if you want a book that makes sense, look elsewhere. If you want to have fun, read this". God, I had so much fucking fun. This is bizarre and absurd and creative to the extreme and absolutely hilarious. You just sit back and enjoy the trip.

I'm looking for more by this author and I will absolutely re-read this when I want to just turn my brain off and go on a surreal adventure with great characters and a world falling apart but really, it's okay - just roll with it.
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<![CDATA[Children of the Whales, Vol. 9]]> 40680079
The Mud Whale has finally reached the shores of Amonlogia, but it quickly becomes clear that Sir Rochalízo wasn’t being entirely up-front when he said the people of the Mud Whale would all be welcome. His father the duke has placed harsh conditions on their citizenship, and they only have three days to agree…or face the consequences!]]>
200 Abi Umeda 1421597306 Nico 4 4.21 2017 Children of the Whales, Vol. 9
author: Abi Umeda
name: Nico
average rating: 4.21
book published: 2017
rating: 4
read at: 2024/05/17
date added: 2024/05/29
shelves:
review:

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<![CDATA[The Adventure Zone Vol.1: Here There Be Gerblins]]> 35684941
SEE! The illustrated exploits of three lovable dummies set loose in a classic fantasy adventure!

READ! Their journey from small-time bodyguards to world-class artifact hunters!

MARVEL! At the sheer metafictional chutzpah of a graphic novel based on a story created in a podcast where three dudes and their dad play a tabletop role playing game in real time!

Join Taako the elf wizard, Merle the dwarf cleric, and Magnus the human warrior for an adventure they are poorly equipped to handle AT BEST, guided ("guided") by their snarky DM, in a graphic novel that, like the smash-hit podcast it's based on, will tickle your funny bone, tug your heartstrings, and probably pants you if you give it half a chance.

With endearingly off-kilter storytelling from master goofballs Clint McElroy and the McElroy brothers, and vivid, adorable art by Carey Pietsch, The Adventure Zone: Here There be Gerblins is the comics equivalent of role-playing in your friend's basement at 2am, eating Cheetos and laughing your ass off as she rolls critical failure after critical failure.]]>
256 Clint McElroy 1250153700 Nico 5 4.33 2018 The Adventure Zone Vol.1: Here There Be Gerblins
author: Clint McElroy
name: Nico
average rating: 4.33
book published: 2018
rating: 5
read at: 2024/05/24
date added: 2024/05/29
shelves:
review:

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<![CDATA[Network Effect (The Murderbot Diaries, #5)]]> 52381770
It worries about the fragile human crew who've grown to trust it, but only where no one can see.

It tells itself that they're only a professional obligation, but when they're captured and an old friend from the past requires urgent assistance, Murderbot must choose between inertia and drastic action.

Drastic action it is, then.

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350 Martha Wells 1250229863 Nico 5 audiobook, science-fiction 4.44 2020 Network Effect (The Murderbot Diaries, #5)
author: Martha Wells
name: Nico
average rating: 4.44
book published: 2020
rating: 5
read at: 2024/05/13
date added: 2024/05/13
shelves: audiobook, science-fiction
review:

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<![CDATA[Fugitive Telemetry (The Murderbot Diaries, #6)]]> 53205854 No, I didn’t kill the dead human. If I had, I wouldn’t dump the body in the station mall.

When Murderbot discovers a dead body on Preservation Station, it knows it is going to have to assist station security to determine who the body is (was), how they were killed (that should be relatively straightforward, at least), and why (because apparently that matters to a lot of people—who knew?)

Yes, the unthinkable is about to happen: Murderbot must voluntarily speak to humans!

Again!]]>
168 Martha Wells 1250765374 Nico 0 currently-reading 4.25 2021 Fugitive Telemetry (The Murderbot Diaries, #6)
author: Martha Wells
name: Nico
average rating: 4.25
book published: 2021
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2024/05/13
shelves: currently-reading
review:

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<![CDATA[This Team Is Ruining My Life (But I Love Them): How I Became a Professional Hockey Fan]]> 41676824 344 Steve "dangle" Glynn 1770414444 Nico 5
Anyway, onto the book. Dangle is great. I knew that from years of following him. I loved that he got to read his own audiobook because I'm so used to hearing his voice it would've been weird as hell hearing it from someone else. It was great learning more about his life and how he got to where he is. I also knew the basics about his sister, but learning about Rachel really gave me a better understanding not only of what fuels his love of making people laugh, but also gave a greater depth to how much he truly loves and understands the benefit of his charity work. Me being me, I also enjoyed the constant references to Scarborough, downtown Toronto, the GO train, and the GTA/Canada in general. I keep forgetting that this guy grew up a 25 minute bus ride from my house. Absolutely wild.

Steve is a storyteller. This is something I also knew already, but he spend a lot of time in this book NOT talking about hockey and I didn't even care because it's fun to listen to him go off. He's got some amazing yarns to tell, too, along with some absolutely cringe-worthy decisions that he 100% owns.

Also, I've gotta say that I respect his honesty in regards to the anxiety and crying he's dealt with. It's hard for anyone to admit things, but for a man whose life and face is broadcast internationally, I think it's a different kind of courage to say "yeah, I want that out there forever for anyone to ask me about or take shots at". Absolutely shatter that stigma. Good for him.

This is one of those pleasant reads where you learn more about someone you thought you liked and walk away liking them even more. If you already watch Steve Dangle, absolutely pick this up. If you're a Leafs fan or hockey fan in general, you'll probably enjoy this too. At the end of the day, it's a story of a guy being able to live out his childhood dreams and never taking it for granted. I hope we've got decades more rants to come because I will be listening. Really though, I think we all just wanna watch the aftereffects when the Leafs finally hoist that shiny hunk of metal and Steve gets to finally cross the big one off his Bucket List. It's on mine too, man. Mine too.]]>
4.33 2019 This Team Is Ruining My Life (But I Love Them): How I Became a Professional Hockey Fan
author: Steve "dangle" Glynn
name: Nico
average rating: 4.33
book published: 2019
rating: 5
read at: 2024/05/05
date added: 2024/05/05
shelves: canadian-maple-hockey-polar-bears, non-fiction, i-own-it-print, audiobook
review:
How fitting is it that I finish this book on the day the Leafs fuck us over one more time? Yeah, Game 7, assholes; this looks familiar, eh? And yet, here I am the day after, still wearing my Leafs cap on my head to show my loyalty and my black hoodie on to symbolize the necessary mourning. I have not taken down our Leafs sign in the window. Why? Well, first off, I'm categorically insane. Gotta be to survive this franchise, folks. Second, the title from Dangle says it all. I still love 'em and still believe, and still hope that when the Leafs do win this thing it'll be while I'm still sucking in air.

Anyway, onto the book. Dangle is great. I knew that from years of following him. I loved that he got to read his own audiobook because I'm so used to hearing his voice it would've been weird as hell hearing it from someone else. It was great learning more about his life and how he got to where he is. I also knew the basics about his sister, but learning about Rachel really gave me a better understanding not only of what fuels his love of making people laugh, but also gave a greater depth to how much he truly loves and understands the benefit of his charity work. Me being me, I also enjoyed the constant references to Scarborough, downtown Toronto, the GO train, and the GTA/Canada in general. I keep forgetting that this guy grew up a 25 minute bus ride from my house. Absolutely wild.

Steve is a storyteller. This is something I also knew already, but he spend a lot of time in this book NOT talking about hockey and I didn't even care because it's fun to listen to him go off. He's got some amazing yarns to tell, too, along with some absolutely cringe-worthy decisions that he 100% owns.

Also, I've gotta say that I respect his honesty in regards to the anxiety and crying he's dealt with. It's hard for anyone to admit things, but for a man whose life and face is broadcast internationally, I think it's a different kind of courage to say "yeah, I want that out there forever for anyone to ask me about or take shots at". Absolutely shatter that stigma. Good for him.

This is one of those pleasant reads where you learn more about someone you thought you liked and walk away liking them even more. If you already watch Steve Dangle, absolutely pick this up. If you're a Leafs fan or hockey fan in general, you'll probably enjoy this too. At the end of the day, it's a story of a guy being able to live out his childhood dreams and never taking it for granted. I hope we've got decades more rants to come because I will be listening. Really though, I think we all just wanna watch the aftereffects when the Leafs finally hoist that shiny hunk of metal and Steve gets to finally cross the big one off his Bucket List. It's on mine too, man. Mine too.
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The Cloudspotter's Guide 174372 320 Gavin Pretor-Pinney 0399532560 Nico 0 to-read 4.12 2006 The Cloudspotter's Guide
author: Gavin Pretor-Pinney
name: Nico
average rating: 4.12
book published: 2006
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2024/05/05
shelves: to-read
review:

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<![CDATA[Spellswept (The Harwood Spellbook, #0.5)]]> 41948577
Amy Standish is a born politician...but Jonathan Harwood is her greatest temptation. On the night of the Harwoods' Spring Solstice Ball, in an underwater ballroom full of sparkling fey lights and danger, Amy will have to fight the greatest political battle of her life to win a family and a future that she could never have imagined.

It will take an entirely unexpected kind of magic to keep everything from crashing down around her.]]>
90 Stephanie Burgis Nico 0 to-read 3.95 2018 Spellswept (The Harwood Spellbook, #0.5)
author: Stephanie Burgis
name: Nico
average rating: 3.95
book published: 2018
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2024/05/02
shelves: to-read
review:

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Dc Vs. Vampires Vol. 2 61822760 The nightmarish second arc begins! The Earth is now cloaked in darkness as the victorious vampire empire has taken full control.

Pockets of humanity can still be found, and they struggle to live but hope fades with every darker day. The leaders of the last surviving resistance force-Green Arrow, Batgirl, and Supergirl-hatch a desperate plan to save the world...or die trying!

DC vs. Vampires Vol. 2 collects DC vs Vampires #7-12!]]>
160 James Tynion IV 1779521243 Nico 4 comics-and-graphic-novels, dc
Sooo, is there not a 3rd Volume yet? I'm really just left with this, huh? That's annoying. The 1st Volume was definitely better but I still liked this one. The ending has me with that feeling of wanting more from any of the three main pots were were following. The art's not my favourite thing in the world, but it's still good. There are some good, solid moments in here, some genuinely funny (this run has revived my adoration for Oliver Queen, holy shit) and whenever I put it down I looked forward to picking it back up again. I
Overall, it's just such a bleak, enormous concept removed from pretty much any other storyline in the DC Verse, so it's a great 'why the hell not' kinda read to pick up, even if fangs aren't really your thing.]]>
4.05 2023 Dc Vs. Vampires Vol. 2
author: James Tynion IV
name: Nico
average rating: 4.05
book published: 2023
rating: 4
read at: 2024/04/19
date added: 2024/04/19
shelves: comics-and-graphic-novels, dc
review:
3.5 stars rounded up because this really is kinda entertaining, mindless fun.

Sooo, is there not a 3rd Volume yet? I'm really just left with this, huh? That's annoying. The 1st Volume was definitely better but I still liked this one. The ending has me with that feeling of wanting more from any of the three main pots were were following. The art's not my favourite thing in the world, but it's still good. There are some good, solid moments in here, some genuinely funny (this run has revived my adoration for Oliver Queen, holy shit) and whenever I put it down I looked forward to picking it back up again. I
Overall, it's just such a bleak, enormous concept removed from pretty much any other storyline in the DC Verse, so it's a great 'why the hell not' kinda read to pick up, even if fangs aren't really your thing.
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<![CDATA[Red Hood and the Outlaws, Vol. 1: Dark Trinity]]> 31448061 DC Universe: Rebirth!

Jason Todd, a.k.a. Redd Hood, has been many things--a Robin, dead, the Red Hood--now he's back and he's embracing his bad side!

With his new status as a villain, Red Hood plans to take down Gotham's underworld from the inside. Joined by a fallen Amazon named Artemis and a half-baked Superman clone named Bizarro, this dark trinity will soon discover that the line between hero and villain is harder to discern than they might think.

Collecting: Red Hood & the Outlaws 1-6]]>
168 Scott Lobdell 1401268757 Nico 5
For someone who adores Jason Todd, I reaaallyyy put this off. No longer. This had chaotic tactical decisions, cutting sarcasm, unlikely alliances, so many guns, morally grey themes, and emotional heart to hearts with Batman over greasy burgers - like, what else do you want, people?

I love how Jason was written here, still reckless and angry and impulsive, but intelligent and complex. Dude's got baggage for days and even more bitterness, but he's still a student of Bruce. He cares about people and wants justice. He plans and researches and executes. Well, he attempts to, anyway. He has good instincts and trusts them. He's good at what he does and it's really fun to watch.

As soon as the Toronto Public Library gets themselves together (I'm on my knees begging to the Book Gods and contemplating attempting blood sacrifice, god DAMN, ransomware attack) - I'm getting volume 2. And volume 3. Fuck it, I might just buy the next one because if it's Red Hood being Red Hood, y'know it's gonna be worth it.]]>
4.20 2017 Red Hood and the Outlaws, Vol. 1: Dark Trinity
author: Scott Lobdell
name: Nico
average rating: 4.20
book published: 2017
rating: 5
read at: 2024/02/17
date added: 2024/04/09
shelves: i-own-it-print, comics-and-graphic-novels, dc
review:
4.5 stars.

For someone who adores Jason Todd, I reaaallyyy put this off. No longer. This had chaotic tactical decisions, cutting sarcasm, unlikely alliances, so many guns, morally grey themes, and emotional heart to hearts with Batman over greasy burgers - like, what else do you want, people?

I love how Jason was written here, still reckless and angry and impulsive, but intelligent and complex. Dude's got baggage for days and even more bitterness, but he's still a student of Bruce. He cares about people and wants justice. He plans and researches and executes. Well, he attempts to, anyway. He has good instincts and trusts them. He's good at what he does and it's really fun to watch.

As soon as the Toronto Public Library gets themselves together (I'm on my knees begging to the Book Gods and contemplating attempting blood sacrifice, god DAMN, ransomware attack) - I'm getting volume 2. And volume 3. Fuck it, I might just buy the next one because if it's Red Hood being Red Hood, y'know it's gonna be worth it.
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<![CDATA[The Beekeeper's Apprentice (Mary Russell and Sherlock Holmes, #1)]]> 91661 384 Laurie R. King 0553381520 Nico 0 4.06 1994 The Beekeeper's Apprentice (Mary Russell and Sherlock Holmes, #1)
author: Laurie R. King
name: Nico
average rating: 4.06
book published: 1994
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2024/04/06
shelves: audiobook, historical, did-not-finish
review:

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<![CDATA[Beyond the Trees: A Journey Alone Across Canada's Arctic]]> 43671672 National bestseller

A thrilling odyssey through an unforgiving landscape, from "Canada's greatest living explorer."

In the spring of 2017, Adam Shoalts, bestselling author and adventurer, set off on an unprecedented solo journey across North America's greatest wilderness. A place where, in our increasingly interconnected, digital world, it's still possible to wander for months without crossing a single road, or even see another human being.

Between his starting point in Eagle Plains, Yukon Territory, to his destination in Baker Lake, Nunavut, lies a maze of obstacles: shifting ice floes, swollen rivers, fog-bound lakes, and gale-force storms. And Shoalts must time his departure by the breakup of the spring ice, then sprint across nearly 4,000 kilometers of rugged, wild terrain to arrive before winter closes in.

He travels alone up raging rivers that only the most expert white-water canoeists dare travel even downstream. He must portage across fields of jagged rocks that stretch to the horizon, and navigate labyrinths of swamps, tormented by clouds of mosquitoes every step of the way. And the race against the calendar means that he cannot afford the luxuries of rest, or of making mistakes. Shoalts must trek tirelessly, well into the endless Arctic summer nights, at times not even pausing to eat.

But his reward is the adventure of a lifetime.

Heart-stopping, wonder-filled, and attentive to the majesty of the natural world, Beyond the Trees captures the ache for adventure that afflicts us all.]]>
288 Adam Shoalts 0735236836 Nico 4 3.92 2019 Beyond the Trees: A Journey Alone Across Canada's Arctic
author: Adam Shoalts
name: Nico
average rating: 3.92
book published: 2019
rating: 4
read at: 2024/04/06
date added: 2024/04/06
shelves: audiobook, canadian-maple-hockey-polar-bears, non-fiction
review:
Absolutely love hearing this guy's adventures. Makes me go out and find trails I haven't found before and see the ones I've taken before differently. He's entirely nuts and it's fantastic. If you love nature - and especially if you're Canadian - I definitely recommend. He reads his own audiobooks too!
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<![CDATA[Children of the Whales, Vol. 8]]> 40680088
In an endless sea of sand drifts the Mud Whale, a floating island city of clay and magic. In its chambers a small community clings to survival, cut off from its own history by the shadows of the past.

The promised haven of Amonlogia is closer than ever, but the dark history of the Mud Whale still poses a terrible threat to its people. Somehow, learning the truth about the past has freed Ouni’s thymia from all constraints, and he is forced to lock himself away to avoid hurting the others. But even with that precaution, his very presence is a danger to his people as imperial forces prepare to capture the daímonas and kill everyone else on the island!]]>
200 Abi Umeda 1421597292 Nico 4 4.18 2016 Children of the Whales, Vol. 8
author: Abi Umeda
name: Nico
average rating: 4.18
book published: 2016
rating: 4
read at: 2024/04/01
date added: 2024/04/06
shelves:
review:

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<![CDATA[Gaining Ground: A Story Of Farmers' Markets, Local Food, And Saving The Family Farm]]> 16056246 320 Forrest Pritchard 0762787252 Nico 4 4.34 2013 Gaining Ground: A Story Of Farmers' Markets, Local Food, And Saving The Family Farm
author: Forrest Pritchard
name: Nico
average rating: 4.34
book published: 2013
rating: 4
read at: 2024/03/22
date added: 2024/03/27
shelves:
review:

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<![CDATA[Exit Strategy (The Murderbot Diaries, #4)]]> 35519109
Having traveled the width of the galaxy to unearth details of its own murderous transgressions, as well as those of the GrayCris Corporation, Murderbot is heading home to help Dr. Mensah—its former owner (protector? friend?)—submit evidence that could prevent GrayCris from destroying more colonists in its never-ending quest for profit.

But who’s going to believe a SecUnit gone rogue?

And what will become of it when it’s caught?]]>
163 Martha Wells Nico 5 4.38 2018 Exit Strategy (The Murderbot Diaries, #4)
author: Martha Wells
name: Nico
average rating: 4.38
book published: 2018
rating: 5
read at: 2024/03/20
date added: 2024/03/20
shelves: audiobook, novellas-or-under-200pg, overdrive, science-fiction
review:

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<![CDATA[The Whisper on the Night Wind: The True History of a Wilderness Legend]]> 56622108
Spellbinding adventure from Canada's most beloved modern-day explorer.

Traverspine is not a place you will find on most maps. A century ago, it stood near the foothills of the remote Mealy Mountains in central Labrador. Today it is an abandoned ghost town, almost all trace of it swallowed up by dark spruce woods that cloak millions of acres.

In the early 1900s, this isolated little settlement was the scene of an extraordinary haunting by large creatures none could identify. Strange tracks were found in the woods. Unearthly cries were heard in the night. Sled dogs went missing. Children reported being stalked by a terrifying grinning animal. Families slept with cabin doors barred and axes and guns at their bedsides.

Tales of things that "go bump in the night" are part of the folklore of the wilderness, told and retold around countless campfires down through the ages. Most are easily dismissed by skeptics. But what happened at Traverspine a hundred years ago was different. The eye-witness accounts were detailed, and those who reported them included no less than three medical doctors and a wildlife biologist.

Something really did emerge from the wilderness to haunt the little settlement of Traverspine. Adam Shoalts, decorated modern-day explorer and an expert on wilderness folklore, picks up the trail from a century ago and sets off into the Labrador wild to investigate the tale. It is a spine-tingling adventure, straight from a land steeped in legends and lore, where Vikings wandered a thousand years ago and wolves and bears still roam free.

In delving into the dark corners of Canada's wild, The Whisper on the Night Wind combines folklore, history, and adventure into a fascinating saga of exploration.]]>
256 Adam Shoalts 073524104X Nico 4 Strong 4.5 stars 3.79 2021 The Whisper on the Night Wind: The True History of a Wilderness Legend
author: Adam Shoalts
name: Nico
average rating: 3.79
book published: 2021
rating: 4
read at: 2024/03/14
date added: 2024/03/14
shelves: canadian-maple-hockey-polar-bears, non-fiction, audiobook
review:
Strong 4.5 stars
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<![CDATA[Rogue Protocol (The Murderbot Diaries, #3)]]> 35519101
And Murderbot would rather those questions went away. For good.

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158 Martha Wells 1250191785 Nico 4 4.21 2018 Rogue Protocol (The Murderbot Diaries, #3)
author: Martha Wells
name: Nico
average rating: 4.21
book published: 2018
rating: 4
read at: 2024/03/11
date added: 2024/03/13
shelves: audiobook, novellas-or-under-200pg, science-fiction
review:

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<![CDATA[Never Too Far (Rosemary Beach, #2; Too Far, #2)]]> 17029526
Everything she had known was no longer true.

Blaire couldn’t stop loving him but she knew she could never forgive him.
Now, she was back home and learning to live again. Moving on with life� until something happened to send her world spinning once again.
What do you do when the one person you can never trust again is the one that you need to trust so desperately?

You lie, hide, avoid, and pray that your sins never find you out.

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193 Abbi Glines 1301627445 Nico 2 4.17 2013 Never Too Far (Rosemary Beach, #2; Too Far, #2)
author: Abbi Glines
name: Nico
average rating: 4.17
book published: 2013
rating: 2
read at: 2016/01/25
date added: 2024/03/06
shelves: where-shame-would-go-if-i-had-any
review:
SUCH an abrupt ending. But there were a couple of moments there I just had to take a couple steps back and chug some cold water. Guilty pleasures man, it never gets old. I regret nothing.
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<![CDATA[A Botanist's Guide to Parties and Poisons (Saffron Everleigh Mystery, #1)]]> 58202849
Debut author Kate Khavari deftly entwines a pulse-pounding mystery with the struggles of a woman in a male-dominated field in 1923 London.

Newly minted research assistant Saffron Everleigh is determined to blaze a new trail at the University College London, but with her colleagues� beliefs about women’s academic inabilities and not-so-subtle hints that her deceased father’s reputation paved her way into the botany department, she feels stymied at every turn.

When she attends a dinner party for the school, she expects to engage in conversations about the university's large expedition to the Amazon. What she doesn’t expect is for Mrs. Henry, one of the professors� wives, to drop to the floor, poisoned by an unknown toxin.

Dr. Maxwell, Saffron’s mentor, is the main suspect and evidence quickly mounts. Joined by fellow researcher--and potential romantic interest--Alexander Ashton, Saffron uses her knowledge of botany as she explores steamy greenhouses, dark gardens, and deadly poisons to clear Maxwell's name.

Will she be able to uncover the truth, or will her investigation land her on the murderer’s list, in this entertaining examination of society’s expectations?]]>
262 Kate Khavari 1639100075 Nico 1
I love when an author introduces a character at the beginning of the book and then slowly, over the course of the book, starts entirely contradicting everything we've been told about said character. Hey, at least this way we get to see what the author intended and what might've been. Frankly, I much prefer the version of Miss Everly we DIDN'T get to know. The first couple of chapters I was very happy to get to know the strong, intelligent, logical scholar who hated gossip and would never insult herself by flirting or using her gender to gain ground. She wanted to be with her plants and contribute to science and prove herself while wryly commenting on others around her and bantering with Alexander. And then as things progressed I just grew to hate her. She's dimwitted, impulsive, illogical, rude, and not even in a quirky funny way. It's just irritating. Then she starts making enormous illogical decisions and gossiping and flirting with men to get information - which isn't a general deal breaker by any means, I'm not clutching any fucking pearls - but it goes against who she was introduced as. Honestly, being in her brain is annoying because she has such rash, stupid thoughts, ugh. She makes so many assumptions, like what the Inspector's thinking and doing, or possible social connections. She becomes increasingly full of herself and obnoxious. She asks inappropriately personal questions of Alexander. She thinks lipstick and a different hairstyle is an actual disguise from people who fucking interviewed her face to face a day prior (and it WORKS). She doesn't act at all intelligently, and it's simply not fun watching her screw up or get things right. I just wanted her to do something that made sense. Ultimately I decided to focus on the mystery instead of her in an effort to get through the book.

The mystery, sadly, isn't written particularly well either. Things don't make sense (and I don't just mean her theories). You know it's not good when you start siding and sympathizing with the cops that are supposed to be incompetent or evil or the enemy or whatever. Seriously, I'd be supremely pissed off if I was the Inspector dealing with Saffron or Elizabeth and frankly his patience is impressive. Saffron ended up looking like the crazy one here, and at one point I wondered if that was the intent but I don't think so. I think she was supposed to be an intelligent heroine - which, maybe she is sometimes, but it was not shown here. Seriously, what idiot thinks she can poison herself, make her own notes while no independent third party is observing, and then present it to the police as damning irrefutable evidence? She could've just written that up whenever she felt like like it and, I dunno, LIED?! It made no sense and pissed me off when she kept patting herself on the back for doing on and surely being the reason Maxwell was released from jail.

The romance was never gonna work because I can't vote for any relationship to work if she's one half of it, and frankly I like Alexander too much to encourage him to be with her. I was relieved there wasn't any 'I love yous', which I fully expected, though trying to kiss in hospital after both of them puked up their guts repeatedly wasn't exactly romantic. Either of them brush their teeth in that time? Sorry, I know, buzzkill. The garden scene was a much better venue if nothing else.

Whatever with this one. Was so glad to see the end of it and hopefully better things (and more intelligent and likeable characters) are on the way.]]>
3.50 2022 A Botanist's Guide to Parties and Poisons (Saffron Everleigh Mystery, #1)
author: Kate Khavari
name: Nico
average rating: 3.50
book published: 2022
rating: 1
read at: 2024/03/03
date added: 2024/03/03
shelves: audiobook, historical, mystery
review:
Man, I've really gotta be more specific when I say I want a mindless mystery book. This was not only mindless, but brainless as a bonus.

I love when an author introduces a character at the beginning of the book and then slowly, over the course of the book, starts entirely contradicting everything we've been told about said character. Hey, at least this way we get to see what the author intended and what might've been. Frankly, I much prefer the version of Miss Everly we DIDN'T get to know. The first couple of chapters I was very happy to get to know the strong, intelligent, logical scholar who hated gossip and would never insult herself by flirting or using her gender to gain ground. She wanted to be with her plants and contribute to science and prove herself while wryly commenting on others around her and bantering with Alexander. And then as things progressed I just grew to hate her. She's dimwitted, impulsive, illogical, rude, and not even in a quirky funny way. It's just irritating. Then she starts making enormous illogical decisions and gossiping and flirting with men to get information - which isn't a general deal breaker by any means, I'm not clutching any fucking pearls - but it goes against who she was introduced as. Honestly, being in her brain is annoying because she has such rash, stupid thoughts, ugh. She makes so many assumptions, like what the Inspector's thinking and doing, or possible social connections. She becomes increasingly full of herself and obnoxious. She asks inappropriately personal questions of Alexander. She thinks lipstick and a different hairstyle is an actual disguise from people who fucking interviewed her face to face a day prior (and it WORKS). She doesn't act at all intelligently, and it's simply not fun watching her screw up or get things right. I just wanted her to do something that made sense. Ultimately I decided to focus on the mystery instead of her in an effort to get through the book.

The mystery, sadly, isn't written particularly well either. Things don't make sense (and I don't just mean her theories). You know it's not good when you start siding and sympathizing with the cops that are supposed to be incompetent or evil or the enemy or whatever. Seriously, I'd be supremely pissed off if I was the Inspector dealing with Saffron or Elizabeth and frankly his patience is impressive. Saffron ended up looking like the crazy one here, and at one point I wondered if that was the intent but I don't think so. I think she was supposed to be an intelligent heroine - which, maybe she is sometimes, but it was not shown here. Seriously, what idiot thinks she can poison herself, make her own notes while no independent third party is observing, and then present it to the police as damning irrefutable evidence? She could've just written that up whenever she felt like like it and, I dunno, LIED?! It made no sense and pissed me off when she kept patting herself on the back for doing on and surely being the reason Maxwell was released from jail.

The romance was never gonna work because I can't vote for any relationship to work if she's one half of it, and frankly I like Alexander too much to encourage him to be with her. I was relieved there wasn't any 'I love yous', which I fully expected, though trying to kiss in hospital after both of them puked up their guts repeatedly wasn't exactly romantic. Either of them brush their teeth in that time? Sorry, I know, buzzkill. The garden scene was a much better venue if nothing else.

Whatever with this one. Was so glad to see the end of it and hopefully better things (and more intelligent and likeable characters) are on the way.
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<![CDATA[Titans, Vol. 6: Into the Bleed]]> 43097809 After their battle with Storrm above the Drowned Earth, the Titans find themselves lost...in space!

Stranded on an alien planet--far away from their Earthbound responsibilities, with no means of getting home--they're forced to fight against an enemy that has been lurking in the shadows since the inception of this version of the Titans: their own inner demons.

While stranded, Beast Boy finally succumbs to his more monstrous tendencies and could become the most dangerous thing on an already dangerous planet. The Titans are forced to square off against a savage and gargantuan Garfield! Will the Titans be able to maintain their fractured team in the face of extraterrestrial adversity and sinister secrets coming to light? And even if they can, how on earth will they ever get back home?

Find out in the sixth volume of Titans! Collects #29-36]]>
200 Dan Abnett 1401291678 Nico 4 3.20 2019 Titans, Vol. 6: Into the Bleed
author: Dan Abnett
name: Nico
average rating: 3.20
book published: 2019
rating: 4
read at: 2024/03/03
date added: 2024/03/03
shelves: comics-and-graphic-novels, dc, teen-titans
review:

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<![CDATA[Artificial Condition (The Murderbot Diaries, #2)]]> 36223860 alternate cover for ISBN 9781250186928

It has a dark past � one in which a number of humans were killed. A past that caused it to christen itself “Murderbot." But it has only vague memories of the massacre that spawned that title, and it wants to know more.

Teaming up with a Research Transport vessel named ART (you don’t want to know what the “A� stands for), Murderbot heads to the mining facility where it went rogue.

What it discovers will forever change the way it thinks.]]>
158 Martha Wells Nico 5
A quick spoiler here, but that last liberation of the sex bot and then letting it go out on its own felt borderline cruel. That poor bot doesn't have the security instincts a Sec Unit has and it's gonna be utterly lost and confused untethered without an ally. I don't believe it was at all out of character for Murderbot to do and I'm glad it was free, but damn.

More than anything else though, the humour is just perfection. It's dry, sarcastic, and keeps the whole tone of the book uniquely dramatic and tense while simultaneously giving the vibe of Murderbot being utterly bored and exasperated with the stupidity of the human race. It's fucking awesome.

I read this on audiobook as well and I highly recommend it. That said, I recommend this whole series. They're short and fantastic and I'll definitely be continuing on.]]>
4.23 2018 Artificial Condition (The Murderbot Diaries, #2)
author: Martha Wells
name: Nico
average rating: 4.23
book published: 2018
rating: 5
read at: 2024/02/28
date added: 2024/02/28
shelves: audiobook, novellas-or-under-200pg, science-fiction
review:
I love how these are written. Things always go wrong, there's a great mix of action and character development, and watching Murderbot grow and transform is really heart wrenching. I love how it's mind kept going back to Mensa even though it ran from it's clients in the first place. Those humans really do mean a lot to it, but I respect the need to go out of its own and live without commands for awhile, even though I'm desperate for reunion. Also, the addition of ART was wonderful and I was so sad to say goodbye to it. It was instrumental not only in the mission and Murderbot's survival, but its development. The callback to the mine disaster made sense as well and I thought it was handled well, the resolution not feeling like it fixed everything.

A quick spoiler here, but that last liberation of the sex bot and then letting it go out on its own felt borderline cruel. That poor bot doesn't have the security instincts a Sec Unit has and it's gonna be utterly lost and confused untethered without an ally. I don't believe it was at all out of character for Murderbot to do and I'm glad it was free, but damn.

More than anything else though, the humour is just perfection. It's dry, sarcastic, and keeps the whole tone of the book uniquely dramatic and tense while simultaneously giving the vibe of Murderbot being utterly bored and exasperated with the stupidity of the human race. It's fucking awesome.

I read this on audiobook as well and I highly recommend it. That said, I recommend this whole series. They're short and fantastic and I'll definitely be continuing on.
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<![CDATA[All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries, #1)]]> 32758901 "As a heartless killing machine, I was a complete failure."

In a corporate-dominated space-faring future, planetary missions must be approved and supplied by the Company. For their own safety, exploratory teams are accompanied by Company-supplied security androids. But in a society where contracts are awarded to the lowest bidder, safety isn’t a primary concern.

On a distant planet, a team of scientists is conducting surface tests, shadowed by their Company-supplied ‘droid--a self-aware SecUnit that has hacked its own governor module and refers to itself (though never out loud) as “Murderbot.� Scornful of humans, Murderbot wants is to be left alone long enough to figure out who it is, but when a neighboring mission goes dark, it's up to the scientists and Murderbot to get to the truth.]]>
144 Martha Wells Nico 5 novellas-or-under-200pg
I also listened to this on audiobook and the narrator perfectly treads the line between a monotone mechanical being and the expression necessary to illustrate Sec Bot's other individual mannerisms coming to life and developing.

Such a unique, interesting, heartfelt story with a good chunk of interesting science/AI tech without being complicated or exclusionary and wonderful dark humour that saves the heavy subject matter from getting too, well, heavy. Highly recommended.]]>
4.11 2017 All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries, #1)
author: Martha Wells
name: Nico
average rating: 4.11
book published: 2017
rating: 5
read at: 2024/02/27
date added: 2024/02/27
shelves: novellas-or-under-200pg
review:
It's just exceptional to me how much is neatly and creatively packed into such a small wallop of a book. That ending is just.... Gah. So many warring emotions. I adore all the characters and their dynamics, especially our Sec Unit.

I also listened to this on audiobook and the narrator perfectly treads the line between a monotone mechanical being and the expression necessary to illustrate Sec Bot's other individual mannerisms coming to life and developing.

Such a unique, interesting, heartfelt story with a good chunk of interesting science/AI tech without being complicated or exclusionary and wonderful dark humour that saves the heavy subject matter from getting too, well, heavy. Highly recommended.
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<![CDATA[Red Hood and the Outlaws, Vol. 2: Who is Artemis?]]> 34670199
Little is known about the Amazon warrior Artemis, even by her teammates in the so-called “Outlaws.� But Red Hood and Bizarro are about to get a crash course when her past comes back to haunt all three of them—with a vengeance!

Soon the team finds itself a long way from the streets of Gotham in Qurac[AR1] . Not only is the war-torn Middle Eastern country Artemis� former home, it’s also the site of great personal tragedy for both the wayward Amazon and for Red Hood. It was in Qurac where Artemis lost her best friend, and where Jason Todd got himself murdered by the Joker, back before Robin became the Red Hood.

Now someone in Qurac is using the ancient weapon of Artemis� people—the Bow of Ra—to commit genocide, and only an Amazon can tame its incredible power. But stopping the Bow means marching right into the middle of a war zone...and in a war between Amazons and mankind, whose side will Artemis take?

Collects RED HOOD AND THE OUTLAWS #7-11.]]>
144 Scott Lobdell 1401273998 Nico 0 to-read 3.98 2017 Red Hood and the Outlaws, Vol. 2: Who is Artemis?
author: Scott Lobdell
name: Nico
average rating: 3.98
book published: 2017
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2024/02/13
shelves: to-read
review:

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DC vs. Vampires, Vol. 1 60613497 The war for Earth isn't beginning... it's already here! It's the heroes of the DC Universe against the undead in an epic fight for the very survival of the human race!

The Justice League has long protected Earth from all manner of foreign and alien invaders over the years, always keeping a vigilant eye to the skies for the next threat. But what if the threat was already walking the Earth...hiding in plain sight...watching...waiting for their moment to strike...

A mysterious new vampire lord has already put a plan in motion to conquer the Earth, and his horde are hunting on the streets of Gotham. Can Batman save his city--or will he succumb to the undead plague?

In the tradition of DCeased comes a terrifying new series from the twisted minds of James Tynion IV (Nice House on the Lake; Something is Killing the Children), Matthew Rosenberg (The Joker Presents: A Puzzlebox; 4 Kids Walk Into A Bank; Hawkeye), and Otto Schmidt (Green Arrow) that will tear the Justice League apart in their war with the undead!

This volume collects DC vs. Vampires #1-6, the first half of this bloody battle.]]>
160 James Tynion IV 1779516797 Nico 5 comics-and-graphic-novels, dc
Overall, this is just an easy and well executed event to drop into and enjoy without a spreadsheet of what you need to read first. Good re-read potential too due to a last minute bomb dropped in the final pages. Go get it.]]>
4.19 2022 DC vs. Vampires, Vol. 1
author: James Tynion IV
name: Nico
average rating: 4.19
book published: 2022
rating: 5
read at: 2024/02/07
date added: 2024/02/09
shelves: comics-and-graphic-novels, dc
review:
This was just a lot of fun. Good art, entertaining plot with twists and turns, and did I mention actual, manipulative vampires trying to take over the Justice League and the entire world? Oliver's dialogue was dry and hilarious as per usual, everyone seemed in character, plenty of good fights and mind games, and of course I loved seeing all of the Bat Family present from Cass to Alfred to Jason (featuring Babs/Dick banter, even!).

Overall, this is just an easy and well executed event to drop into and enjoy without a spreadsheet of what you need to read first. Good re-read potential too due to a last minute bomb dropped in the final pages. Go get it.
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The Eyes & the Impossible 63246652
Johannes, a free dog, lives in an urban park by the sea. His job is to be the Eyes—to see everything that happens within the park and report back to the park’s elders, three ancient Bison. His friends—a seagull, a raccoon, a squirrel, and a pelican—work with him as the Assistant Eyes, observing the humans and other animals who share the park and making sure the Equilibrium is in balance.

But changes are afoot. More humans, including Trouble Travelers, arrive in the park. A new building, containing mysterious and hypnotic rectangles, goes up. And then there are the goats—an actual boatload of goats—who appear, along with a shocking revelation that changes Johannes’s view of the world.]]>
256 Dave Eggers 152476423X Nico 4 animal-characters, audiobook 4.23 2023 The Eyes & the Impossible
author: Dave Eggers
name: Nico
average rating: 4.23
book published: 2023
rating: 4
read at: 2024/02/09
date added: 2024/02/09
shelves: animal-characters, audiobook
review:

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DC vs. Vampires #2 59682549 26 James Tynion IV Nico 0 4.29 2021 DC vs. Vampires #2
author: James Tynion IV
name: Nico
average rating: 4.29
book published: 2021
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2024/02/09
shelves: to-read, comics-and-graphic-novels, dc
review:

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<![CDATA[Of Last Resort (Princes of the Blood, #1)]]> 17900911
When his brother runs away, Raffé agrees to undergo the Blooding, but he is a pale imitation of his strong, capable brother. No one expects him to survive and become a Prince, merely to die to save the rest of his family and preserve honor.

But runaways and weaklings are the least of the kingdom's concerns when an ancient evil returns with new tricks, and their only hope lies with knowledge long lost and a fierce bond forged in darkness...
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235 Megan Derr Nico 4 fantasy, free-kobo 3.88 2013 Of Last Resort (Princes of the Blood, #1)
author: Megan Derr
name: Nico
average rating: 3.88
book published: 2013
rating: 4
read at: 2024/01/16
date added: 2024/02/01
shelves: fantasy, free-kobo
review:

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<![CDATA[The Curse of Penryth Hall (Ruby Vaughn, #1)]]> 65213227 An atmospheric gothic mystery that beautifully brings the ancient Cornish countryside to life, Armstrong introduces heroine Ruby Vaughn in her Minotaur Books & Mystery Writers of America First Crime Novel Award-winning debut, The Curse of Penryth Hall.

After the Great War, American heiress Ruby Vaughn made a life for herself running a rare bookstore alongside her octogenarian employer and house mate in Exeter. She’s always avoided dwelling on the past, even before the war, but it always has a way of finding her. When Ruby is forced to deliver a box of books to a folk healer living deep in the Cornish countryside, she is brought back to the one place she swore she’d never return. A more sensible soul would have delivered the package and left without rehashing old wounds. But no one has ever accused Ruby of being sensible. Thus begins her visit to Penryth Hall.

A foreboding fortress, Penryth Hall is home to Ruby’s once dearest friend, Tamsyn, and her husband, Sir Edward Chenowyth. It’s an unsettling place, and after a more unsettling evening, Ruby is eager to depart. But her plans change when Penryth’s bells ring for the first time in thirty years. Edward is dead; he met a gruesome end in the orchard, and with his death brings whispers of a returned curse. It also brings Ruan Kivell, the person whose books brought her to Cornwall, the one the locals call a Pellar, the man they believe can break the curse. Ruby doesn’t believe in curses—or Pellars—but this is Cornwall and to these villagers the curse is anything but lore, and they believe it will soon claim its next victim: Tamsyn.

To protect her friend, Ruby must work alongside the Pellar to find out what really happened in the orchard that night.]]>
326 Jess Armstrong 1250886015 Nico 4 Strong 4.5 stars. 3.50 2023 The Curse of Penryth Hall (Ruby Vaughn, #1)
author: Jess Armstrong
name: Nico
average rating: 3.50
book published: 2023
rating: 4
read at: 2024/02/01
date added: 2024/02/01
shelves: historical, mystery, overdrive, paranormal, audiobook
review:
Strong 4.5 stars.
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Listen for the Singing 809783 272 Jean Little 0064403947 Nico 0 to-read 4.23 1977 Listen for the Singing
author: Jean Little
name: Nico
average rating: 4.23
book published: 1977
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2024/01/31
shelves: to-read
review:

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The Rush's Edge 49215728
Halvor Cullen, a genetically-engineered and technology implanted ex-solider, doesn’t see himself as a hero. After getting out of the service, all he’s interested in is chasing the adrenaline rush that his body was designed to crave. Hal knows he won’t live long anyway; vat soldiers like him are designed to die early or will burnt out from relentlessly seeking the rush. His best friend and former CO, Tyce, is determined not to let that happen and distracts him by work salvaging crashed ships in the Edge. But after a new crewmember—hacker-turned-tecker, Vivi—joins their band of misfits, they find a sphere that downloads an alien presence into their ship…]]>
296 Ginger Smith 0857668676 Nico 5
I desperately wish the characters were real, because they felt that way. I loved watching them interact, especially Ty and Hal. They had one of the best written relationships with platonic love and unending trust and I adored it. Ty was Hal's commanding officer and it was hard for Hal (considering the circumstances) to turn that off, but they handled the power levels so well. They had a friendship and brotherhood that ran so deep, understanding each other and what was needed and it worked for them expeptionally. I love how supportive and protective Ty remained without being condescending or controlling, and how Hal always listened to Ty - even when it was hard to hear - but was always encouraged to for himself. They're always there for each other without question; family.

I'm a sucker for found family and this did it so well, adding to the family even when I didn't expect it. There was a lot of focus on the characters, which I appreciate in a book, and I'd happily read 100 more pages of them just going about their daily life on the Loshad.

The romance with Hal and Vivi did develop relatively quickly, but it was so sweet I didn't care much. And, crucially, it wasn't instalove dropping the four letter word immediately. They had their bumps but I liked that they always talked and were patient with each other.

Hal in particular had my heart. I loved his portectiveness, his desire to serve while still being his own person, his struggles to balance himself and his instincts. He came so far over the course of this book and I'm ridiculously proud.

I got pretty attached to the side characters we met along the way too, those in the resistance. I was surprised at how much I feared for their safety towards the end when the firefight started. I also loved that we got disability rep with Orin, who is deaf and mute.

The world felt real and expansive and interesting, the AI elements were fascinating, and the involvement with ACAS and the war made me furious. What they did to vats was despicable and terrifyingly believable. The vats provided so many interesting storylines and questions from morality or their lifespan or how they can integrate into normal life again. There were a lot of parallels to our own soldiers who are forgotten after their service is complete. The fact that the author's father fought in Vietnam adds another layer for me.

I found there's a sequel and I'm beside myself. I need more of these characters, just to see how they're doing and watch them interact again.

I love these characters, I loved this reading experience, and I love this book. It gave me The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet vibes, which is a hell of a compliment from me. I'll be turning everything over that I read for a long time and I can't wait for more.]]>
3.69 2020 The Rush's Edge
author: Ginger Smith
name: Nico
average rating: 3.69
book published: 2020
rating: 5
read at: 2022/12/26
date added: 2024/01/28
shelves: science-fiction, favourites-all, favourites-current, i-own-it-print
review:
I have gone all of 2022 without adding a book to my "favourites" shelf; leave it to me to wait until the 26th of December to finally find a beautiful book I can lose my shit over.

I desperately wish the characters were real, because they felt that way. I loved watching them interact, especially Ty and Hal. They had one of the best written relationships with platonic love and unending trust and I adored it. Ty was Hal's commanding officer and it was hard for Hal (considering the circumstances) to turn that off, but they handled the power levels so well. They had a friendship and brotherhood that ran so deep, understanding each other and what was needed and it worked for them expeptionally. I love how supportive and protective Ty remained without being condescending or controlling, and how Hal always listened to Ty - even when it was hard to hear - but was always encouraged to for himself. They're always there for each other without question; family.

I'm a sucker for found family and this did it so well, adding to the family even when I didn't expect it. There was a lot of focus on the characters, which I appreciate in a book, and I'd happily read 100 more pages of them just going about their daily life on the Loshad.

The romance with Hal and Vivi did develop relatively quickly, but it was so sweet I didn't care much. And, crucially, it wasn't instalove dropping the four letter word immediately. They had their bumps but I liked that they always talked and were patient with each other.

Hal in particular had my heart. I loved his portectiveness, his desire to serve while still being his own person, his struggles to balance himself and his instincts. He came so far over the course of this book and I'm ridiculously proud.

I got pretty attached to the side characters we met along the way too, those in the resistance. I was surprised at how much I feared for their safety towards the end when the firefight started. I also loved that we got disability rep with Orin, who is deaf and mute.

The world felt real and expansive and interesting, the AI elements were fascinating, and the involvement with ACAS and the war made me furious. What they did to vats was despicable and terrifyingly believable. The vats provided so many interesting storylines and questions from morality or their lifespan or how they can integrate into normal life again. There were a lot of parallels to our own soldiers who are forgotten after their service is complete. The fact that the author's father fought in Vietnam adds another layer for me.

I found there's a sequel and I'm beside myself. I need more of these characters, just to see how they're doing and watch them interact again.

I love these characters, I loved this reading experience, and I love this book. It gave me The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet vibes, which is a hell of a compliment from me. I'll be turning everything over that I read for a long time and I can't wait for more.
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<![CDATA[Still Life (Chief Inspector Armand Gamache, #1)]]> 338691
But Gamache knows that evil is lurking somewhere behind the white picket fences and that, if he watches closely enough, Three Pines will start to give up its dark secrets...]]>
293 Louise Penny 0312948557 Nico 0 to-read 3.86 2005 Still Life (Chief Inspector Armand Gamache, #1)
author: Louise Penny
name: Nico
average rating: 3.86
book published: 2005
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2024/01/25
shelves: to-read
review:

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<![CDATA[All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries, #1)]]> 33396171 ASIN B01MYZ8X5C moved to the more recent edition

A murderous android discovers itself in All Systems Red, a tense science fiction adventure by Martha Wells that interrogates the roots of consciousness through Artificial Intelligence.

"As a heartless killing machine, I was a complete failure."

In a corporate-dominated spacefaring future, planetary missions must be approved and supplied by the Company. Exploratory teams are accompanied by Company-supplied security androids, for their own safety.

But in a society where contracts are awarded to the lowest bidder, safety isn’t a primary concern.

On a distant planet, a team of scientists are conducting surface tests, shadowed by their Company-supplied ‘droid � a self-aware SecUnit that has hacked its own governor module, and refers to itself (though never out loud) as “Murderbot.� Scornful of humans, all it really wants is to be left alone long enough to figure out who it is.

But when a neighboring mission goes dark, it's up to the scientists and their Murderbot to get to the truth.]]>
156 Martha Wells Nico 0 to-read 4.27 2017 All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries, #1)
author: Martha Wells
name: Nico
average rating: 4.27
book published: 2017
rating: 0
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date added: 2024/01/24
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<![CDATA[I Never Met a Rattlesnake I Didn’t Like: a Memoir]]> 61868522
The stories that fuel the essays in this entertaining memoir are as diverse as the animals—and insects!—at the heart of Carpenter’s inquiry. As a young man, Carpenter is working in Jasper National Park, and he’s lugging his banjo—hustling on his way to a paid gig—when he takes a short cut through the woods, makes a wrong turn and ends up at the dump. He looks across at some large animals. Horses? No, five, count ‘em, five grizzlies. Luckily a ranger on an actual horse leads him out of danger. He’s fishing for brook trout in the mountains with a friend, cooling their catch in a convenient snow bank. But the fish keep disappearing. He finds them cached under a nearby rock, and when he tries to pull one out, he’s in a tug-of-war with some hidden creature, small but fierce—is it a mink?

Encounters like these drive the author into philosophical conjecture, into reading everything he can get his hands on about these and other creatures as he contemplates our place in the wild, and the value of the wild in our lives. These essays are essential reading for those of us who share David Carpenter’s fascination with the predators that so fundamentally shape our understanding of wilderness and the necessity to preserve it.]]>
244 David Carpenter 1771872276 Nico 3 audiobook, non-fiction 3.67 I Never Met a Rattlesnake I Didn’t Like: a Memoir
author: David Carpenter
name: Nico
average rating: 3.67
book published:
rating: 3
read at: 2024/01/24
date added: 2024/01/24
shelves: audiobook, non-fiction
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Bad Cree 60839741 In this gripping debut tinged with supernatural horror, a young Cree woman's dreams lead her on a perilous journey of self-discovery that ultimately forces her to confront the toll of a legacy of violence on her family, her community and the land they call home.

When Mackenzie wakes up with a severed crow's head in her hands, she panics. Only moments earlier she had been fending off masses of birds in a snow-covered forest. In bed, when she blinks, the head disappears.

Night after night, Mackenzie's dreams return her to a memory from before her sister Sabrina's untimely death: a weekend at the family's lakefront campsite, long obscured by a fog of guilt. But when the waking world starts closing in, too--a murder of crows stalks her every move around the city, she wakes up from a dream of drowning throwing up water, and gets threatening text messages from someone claiming to be Sabrina--Mackenzie knows this is more than she can handle alone.

Traveling north to her rural hometown in Alberta, she finds her family still steeped in the same grief that she ran away to Vancouver to escape. They welcome her back, but their shaky reunion only seems to intensify her dreams--and make them more dangerous.

What really happened that night at the lake, and what did it have to do with Sabrina's death? Only a bad Cree would put their family at risk, but what if whatever has been calling Mackenzie home was already inside?]]>
259 Jessica Johns 0385548699 Nico 0 to-read 3.91 2023 Bad Cree
author: Jessica Johns
name: Nico
average rating: 3.91
book published: 2023
rating: 0
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date added: 2024/01/20
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Prisoner (Kria, #1) 11116507
General Dieter von Adolwulf has led the Scarlet Army of Kria to victory for the past decade, holding the infamous field known as the Regenbogen against Kria's hated enemies—the deceptive Illussor and the ruthless Salharans. War has waged between the three nations for longer than anyone can remember, but no one has held the Regenbogen as well as the notorious Wolf of Kria and his fearsome army.

A man who fears nothing...

Returning home at the end of the year, the Scarlet Army is attacked in the dead of night by a single man who manages to kill hundreds before he is finally captured. A Salharan soldier with no name, no purpose but to kill, he refuses to bend to the Wolf who takes him prisoner and forces upon him a despicable Krian name.

A man with nothing to lose...

When the rest of his army is slaughtered by Illussor soldiers desperately seeking his prisoner, Dieter determines to hold fast—both for answers and in revenge for the men he lost. But answers and revenge are hard to come by when surrounded by secrets and treachery, and the man least likely to kill him is the prisoner who most wants him dead.]]>
280 Megan Derr 1936202379 Nico 0 maybe-reads 3.93 2007 Prisoner (Kria, #1)
author: Megan Derr
name: Nico
average rating: 3.93
book published: 2007
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2024/01/14
shelves: maybe-reads
review:

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<![CDATA[How to Examine a Wolverine: More Tales from the Accidental Veterinarian]]> 56996755 288 Philipp Schott 1770415882 Nico 5 4.04 How to Examine a Wolverine: More Tales from the Accidental Veterinarian
author: Philipp Schott
name: Nico
average rating: 4.04
book published:
rating: 5
read at: 2024/01/09
date added: 2024/01/09
shelves: audiobook, canadian-maple-hockey-polar-bears, to-buy
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The Dead House 24396858 Three students: dead.
Carly Johnson: vanished without a trace.

Two decades have passed since an inferno swept through Elmbridge High, claiming the lives of three teenagers and causing one student, Carly Johnson, to disappear. The main suspect: Kaitlyn, "the girl of nowhere."

Kaitlyn's diary, discovered in the ruins of Elmbridge High, reveals the thoughts of a disturbed mind. Its charred pages tell a sinister version of events that took place that tragic night, and the girl of nowhere is caught in the center of it all. But many claim Kaitlyn doesn't exist, and in a way, she doesn't - because she is the alter ego of Carly Johnson.

Carly gets the day. Kaitlyn has the night. It's during the night that a mystery surrounding the Dead House unravels and a dark, twisted magic ruins the lives of each student that dares touch it.

Debut author Dawn Kurtagich masterfully weaves together a thrilling and terrifying story using psychiatric reports, witness testimonials, video footage, and the discovered diary - and as the mystery grows, the horrifying truth about what happened that night unfolds.]]>
400 Dawn Kurtagich 0316298689 Nico 0 3.67 2015 The Dead House
author: Dawn Kurtagich
name: Nico
average rating: 3.67
book published: 2015
rating: 0
read at:
date added: 2024/01/09
shelves: to-read, no-really-i-should-read-this, thriller
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Upright Women Wanted 45320365
Esther is a stowaway. She’s hidden herself away in the Librarian’s book wagon in an attempt to escape the marriage her father has arranged for her—a marriage to the man who was previously engaged to her best friend. Her best friend who she was in love with. Her best friend who was just executed for possession of resistance propaganda.

The future American Southwest is full of bandits, fascists, and queer librarian spies on horseback trying to do the right thing. They'll bring the fight to you.

In Upright Women Wanted, award-winning author Sarah Gailey reinvents the pulp Western with an explicitly antifascist, near-future story of queer identity.]]>
176 Sarah Gailey 1250213584 Nico 2 3.59 2020 Upright Women Wanted
author: Sarah Gailey
name: Nico
average rating: 3.59
book published: 2020
rating: 2
read at: 2024/01/03
date added: 2024/01/04
shelves: fantasy, trans-and-gnc, lgbtqia, lesbian, library, overdrive
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<![CDATA[The Forbidden Library (The Forbidden Library, #1)]]> 17987501 The Forbidden Library kicks off an action-packed fantasy series with classic appeal, a resourceful heroine, a host of magical creatures, and no shortage of narrow escapes--perfect for fans of Story Thieves,Coraline, Inkheart, and Harry Potter.

Alice always thought fairy tales had happy endings. That--along with everything else--changed the day she met her first fairy

When Alice's father goes down in a shipwreck, she is sent to live with her uncle Geryon--an uncle she's never heard of and knows nothing about. He lives in an enormous manor with a massive library that is off-limits to Alice. But then she meets a talking cat. And even for a rule-follower, when a talking cat sneaks you into a forbidden library and introduces you to an arrogant boy who dares you to open a book, it's hard to resist. Especially if you're a reader to begin with. Soon Alice finds herself INSIDE the book, and the only way out is to defeat the creature imprisoned within.

It seems her uncle is more than he says he is. But then so is Alice.]]>
376 Django Wexler 0803739753 Nico 3 3.81 2014 The Forbidden Library (The Forbidden Library, #1)
author: Django Wexler
name: Nico
average rating: 3.81
book published: 2014
rating: 3
read at: 2023/12/31
date added: 2023/12/31
shelves: middle-grade, fantasy, audiobook
review:

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<![CDATA[Dead Weight (Magic, Mayhem, and the Law in Precinct #153, #1)]]> 61836720
Securing the safety and security of those he swore to protect is only the beginning of Jace’s problems. Add in his relationship with the dragons of Cauldron City along with a few personal secrets, and he’s the ideal target for the killer. Surviving to tell the tale will test his wit and skills in ways he never thought possible.

But if he wants to obtain justice for the wronged, he will have to face his challenged beliefs and come to terms with the darker realities of the city he calls home.]]>
550 G.P. Robbins 1649641532 Nico 0 maybe-reads 4.66 2023 Dead Weight (Magic, Mayhem, and the Law in Precinct #153, #1)
author: G.P. Robbins
name: Nico
average rating: 4.66
book published: 2023
rating: 0
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date added: 2023/12/13
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The Peculiarities 57067179 From popular historical alternate history author David Liss (A Conspiracy of Paper) comes the tale of a clueless young man embroiled in a deadly supernatural mystery in London. Rooted in strange conspiracies and secret societies, this absurdist comedic romp combines strange bedfellows with murderous creatures, resulting in an unexpectedly delightful consequences.

All of his life, Thomas Thresher has been free of obligation and responsibility, but that is over now. He is a twenty-three-year-old man whose best days are behind him. Thomas's older brother Walter has trapped him in a tedious clerical job at the family bank in London, and Thomas is expected to wed a wealthy young woman in whom he has no interest.

But Thomas has more serious problems than those of a disaffected young man. There are irregularities at the bank he cannot explain. His childhood friend has mysteriously turned up dead. Worse, a verdant skin malady has infected him: leaves have begun sprouting on his skin. Thomas must conclude that it is due to the long-rumored Peculiarities. London's famous grey fog has been concealing a rash of unnatural afflictions--and worse, the murderous Elegants.

As Thomas grows leafier, the conspiracies surrounding him become more apparent. He cannot determine whom to trust: his own family; his banking co-workers and superiors; the beautiful widow of his companion; the woman he is to marry. Or perhaps a lycanthropic medium; the members of a secret occult society...or even Aleister Crowley.]]>
336 David Liss 1616963581 Nico 4 fantasy, historical 3.5 stars

Watching Thomas turn into less of a mysogistic doormat and more into a sometimes-misguided but genuinely trying man who's developing a backbone - was nice. Rewarding, even. He still needs work, but hey, progress is progress! I was very, very proud of him when he stood up to Walter the first time and then every time after that that. He remained however, pretty damn stupid. Critical thinking is NOT this guy's forte and I lost count of how many times I put my head in my hands when he was being dense or incredibly gullible or stubborn or close minded or-
You get the picture. He improved, and if he'd jumped from being that guy to perfect over the course of imthis book it would've been horrendously unrealistic. But he learned. He made mistakes, and he genuinely tried to be better and be different. I appreciate that he'd spent his whole life being one thing and now he was rewriting himself. I relate to that. It's scary as hell, so I respect the effort. But much like my own life, I cringed a lot.

What happened to our main villains was somewhat unsatisfying for me. Every hated someone so much you what them to die so you can hear the smug, sanctimoniousness bullshit slowly fade from their mouth as they perish? Mr. Hawk, everyone! Walter too, but Mr. Hawk just... Kill that bastard. And both of them basically got... Nothing? Jail time. Maybe. Walter was scared for two seconds and Mr. Hawk was disappointed. Not enough for me. Felt very wishy washy and like the author's planning on a sequel (though I see no planned sequel on GR so idk). I had a lot of questions about Mr. Hawk too, like, y'know the whole suckling on rabbits? Did I miss the explanation for that shit? I feel like I must've but I listened to this on audiobook and it's really hard to skip back find where.

I loved the characters here, especially how I had a hard time figuring out peoples' genuine motivations, which made things interesting as Thomas stumbled his way through. Ruby and her Mom are the best, though. Ester was also an interesting character, and Crowley kept me guessing for a while before I decided I liked him. I think. What a damn wild card of a man.

The pacing was reasonably good, but then we got a lot of revelations all at once at the end with like six reverse UNO cards thrown in for spice. I'll not complain though, because the Father reveal wasn't actually something I'd worked out so I enjoyed that.

I also cannot believe I'm complaining about this, but Sarah will appreciate it: for a book that talked about math magic and generally had math as the entire backbone - there's very little actual mathematical theory. I'm assuming this was done to not alienate readers like me, who know absolutely shit all about the finer points of calculus or financial formulas, but it was like reading a biologist describe a peacock as very shiny and colourful with lots of feathers and two eyes, y'know? You kind of expect an expert to spit out more jargon. The language was abstract when it talked about formulas and equations and the most actual math talk we get is talking about solving for the Omega Arlef or "zeroing" it. Again, I'm not complaining that the author made this accessible for me, but if you're a math person expect nerdy math stuff, you're probably gonna be disappointed.

Anyway, fuck math, back to the rest of it. I enjoyed this. It's not a favourite or anything, but it absolutely held my attention and I was invested in Thomas and the Peculiarities. That man was put through so much shit and it was satisfying to watch him decide to fight back and find a purpose. There were some fucked up descriptions of mildly disturbing magical shit (this is a selling point) and the narration was so incredibly droll and British. The villains were despicable and the allies wonderful. Good read.]]>
3.59 2021 The Peculiarities
author: David Liss
name: Nico
average rating: 3.59
book published: 2021
rating: 4
read at: 2023/12/11
date added: 2023/12/11
shelves: fantasy, historical
review:
3.5 stars

Watching Thomas turn into less of a mysogistic doormat and more into a sometimes-misguided but genuinely trying man who's developing a backbone - was nice. Rewarding, even. He still needs work, but hey, progress is progress! I was very, very proud of him when he stood up to Walter the first time and then every time after that that. He remained however, pretty damn stupid. Critical thinking is NOT this guy's forte and I lost count of how many times I put my head in my hands when he was being dense or incredibly gullible or stubborn or close minded or-
You get the picture. He improved, and if he'd jumped from being that guy to perfect over the course of imthis book it would've been horrendously unrealistic. But he learned. He made mistakes, and he genuinely tried to be better and be different. I appreciate that he'd spent his whole life being one thing and now he was rewriting himself. I relate to that. It's scary as hell, so I respect the effort. But much like my own life, I cringed a lot.

What happened to our main villains was somewhat unsatisfying for me. Every hated someone so much you what them to die so you can hear the smug, sanctimoniousness bullshit slowly fade from their mouth as they perish? Mr. Hawk, everyone! Walter too, but Mr. Hawk just... Kill that bastard. And both of them basically got... Nothing? Jail time. Maybe. Walter was scared for two seconds and Mr. Hawk was disappointed. Not enough for me. Felt very wishy washy and like the author's planning on a sequel (though I see no planned sequel on GR so idk). I had a lot of questions about Mr. Hawk too, like, y'know the whole suckling on rabbits? Did I miss the explanation for that shit? I feel like I must've but I listened to this on audiobook and it's really hard to skip back find where.

I loved the characters here, especially how I had a hard time figuring out peoples' genuine motivations, which made things interesting as Thomas stumbled his way through. Ruby and her Mom are the best, though. Ester was also an interesting character, and Crowley kept me guessing for a while before I decided I liked him. I think. What a damn wild card of a man.

The pacing was reasonably good, but then we got a lot of revelations all at once at the end with like six reverse UNO cards thrown in for spice. I'll not complain though, because the Father reveal wasn't actually something I'd worked out so I enjoyed that.

I also cannot believe I'm complaining about this, but Sarah will appreciate it: for a book that talked about math magic and generally had math as the entire backbone - there's very little actual mathematical theory. I'm assuming this was done to not alienate readers like me, who know absolutely shit all about the finer points of calculus or financial formulas, but it was like reading a biologist describe a peacock as very shiny and colourful with lots of feathers and two eyes, y'know? You kind of expect an expert to spit out more jargon. The language was abstract when it talked about formulas and equations and the most actual math talk we get is talking about solving for the Omega Arlef or "zeroing" it. Again, I'm not complaining that the author made this accessible for me, but if you're a math person expect nerdy math stuff, you're probably gonna be disappointed.

Anyway, fuck math, back to the rest of it. I enjoyed this. It's not a favourite or anything, but it absolutely held my attention and I was invested in Thomas and the Peculiarities. That man was put through so much shit and it was satisfying to watch him decide to fight back and find a purpose. There were some fucked up descriptions of mildly disturbing magical shit (this is a selling point) and the narration was so incredibly droll and British. The villains were despicable and the allies wonderful. Good read.
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<![CDATA[A Ghost Tale for Christmas Time (Magic Tree House, #44)]]> 7509842
Did you know that there’s a Magic Tree House book for every kid?

Magic Tree Adventures with Jack and Annie, perfect for readers who are just beginning chapter books
Merlin More challenging adventures for the experienced reader
Super A longer and more dangerous adventure
Fact Nonfiction companions to your favorite Magic Tree House adventures

Have more fun with Jack and Annie at MagicTreeHouse.com!]]>
113 Mary Pope Osborne 0375856528 Nico 3 4.12 2010 A Ghost Tale for Christmas Time (Magic Tree House, #44)
author: Mary Pope Osborne
name: Nico
average rating: 4.12
book published: 2010
rating: 3
read at: 2023/12/06
date added: 2023/12/09
shelves: audiobook, middle-grade, overdrive
review:

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<![CDATA[Terrible Lizard: A Memoir of My Time in the Police Dinosaur Unit]]> 51058119
Or so Oak Jones thought. He’s wanted on the Police Dinosaur Unit all his life. Now that he’s in, he’s discovered that training a raptor is a lot harder than he ever imagined. And if he thought training would be difficult, living with one is a whole new level of weird. Banshee can clear a six-foot fence like it was nothing, and he has a love for eating the neighborhood cats, which is putting Oak on the outs with his next-door neighbor, Christy Dao.

But there is a reason for everything, and when Oak discovers why Banshee struggles, it breaks his heart.

Terrible Lizard is a funny and endearing look at life with Banshee, a great working dinosaur, but one terrible lizard.

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Officer Hendricks sat at the temporary desk for training leads. He was without his sunglasses for the first time ever. His bright blue eyes burned with intensity.
“I wanted to talk to you about Banshee,� he said.
“I know it was rough yesterday,� I said, “but we’ve made good progress.�
“You have, and it’s to be commended. You are the best handler here. But it’s a team effort, Oak. I called you in because I wanted you to be the first to hear that I intend to fail Banshee.�
“What? No. There’s still two weeks left.�
“Less than two weeks left. And this isn’t the kind of thing that gets fixed in less than two weeks.�
“Give me a chance.�
“Oak, you will be returned to your station until I can place you in Violent Offenders. Renato has given you a great review, and the captain there can’t wait to have you. Next year, you can re-apply. I cannot guarantee you that you will be accepted, but based on what I’ve seen over the past four weeks, I like your chances. You will definitely have my vote.�
Officer Hendricks extended his hand to me, and I shook my head. “No. I refuse. Give me two weeks.�
The open hand pinched Officer Hendricks� nostrils. “You are not the first officer to work with Banshee. This was his third time in the course. Three strikes, and the raptor is gone.�
“So that’s it? There’s nothing more that can be done?�
“Not in my experience, Oak. I’m sorry.”]]>
181 Doug Goodman Nico 0 to-read 4.44 Terrible Lizard: A Memoir of My Time in the Police Dinosaur Unit
author: Doug Goodman
name: Nico
average rating: 4.44
book published:
rating: 0
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date added: 2023/12/07
shelves: to-read
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