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Jade (has lost the plot) wrote: i just wanna rot peacefully in a soft bed surrounded by cheese-based snacks and enemies to lovers audiobooks. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK???

These bills need to leave me alone. ]]>
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Wings of Starlight by Allison Saft
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Review7552026519 Sun, 11 May 2025 19:29:07 -0700 <![CDATA[Jade (has lost the plot) added 'Finlay Donovan Is Killing It']]> /review/show/7552026519 Finlay Donovan Is Killing It by Elle Cosimano Jade (has lost the plot) gave 5 stars to Finlay Donovan Is Killing It (Finlay Donovan, #1) by Elle Cosimano
A single mom with two sticky, duct-taped toddlers and zero coping skills accidentally becomes a hitwoman because someone overheard her pitching her murder mystery novel in a Panera. That’s it. That’s the plot.

Finlay’s just trying to survive her crusty ex husband, her unhinged kids, and all of her unpaid bills—and now suddenly she’s got a dead man in her garage.

Enter Vero, her babysitter turned business partner who sometimes helps and sometimes makes shit worse.

They accidentally kill a guy (maybe). Then maybe another guy (kinda). Then possibly get involved with the mafia (oopsie).

This book has:

duct tape

blackmail

murder for $50k (but it should’ve been more, she was scammed)

mob threats signed by someone named Z

a whole ass novel being written about the crimes while actively committing them

and a sexy cop who knows something’s up but is too hot to interrogate properly



Finlay is not good at crime. But she’s committed. Emotionally. And legally.
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Review7551918925 Sun, 11 May 2025 19:27:17 -0700 <![CDATA[Jade (has lost the plot) added 'Silver Elite']]> /review/show/7551918925 Silver Elite by Dani Francis Jade (has lost the plot) gave 5 stars to Silver Elite (Hardcover) by Dani Francis
EmOtiOnAL DaMaGe 😭

Look I know there's a lot of weird controversy over this book (just book tok girlies being drama queens) and the pen name of the author but idgaf who wrote it. I don't care if it was written by Santa Clause himself, this book had me screaming into a pillow at 4 am.

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The Liar's Wife by Kiersten Modglin
"New mom Palmer starts seeing the cracks in her young marriage when she returns to work and her husband becomes a stay at home dad.

Modglin is such a queen of modern day thrillers. Her stories are always filled with so many twists you don't see coming. This one is no exception. I loved how this story played out. I was sitting on the edge of my seat and looking for time to listen to it. The audio was fantastic! I def recommend it!
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Rating856526580 Sun, 11 May 2025 19:25:41 -0700 <![CDATA[Jade (has lost the plot) liked a review]]> /
Follow Me to Ground by Sue Rainsford
"This is crazy! This is disturbing! This is really scary!
I want to put it in the freezer! I want to hide myself in the closet and count to 5 million to get rid of the damage the book gave me. I’m going to chuck it because I’m a chicken and deserved to be fried and served at fancy Soul Food places (I’m a coward but still a five-star fancy coward!)

I’m giving it four stars and praying loudly (already I organized my own congregation circling me because of my usage of so many holy words) that the spirits of Ada and her father won’t follow and curse me as a punishment for cutting one of their stars.

This creepy as hell book will give you nightmares, will make you forget your own name so you gotta read “Call me by your name� to recover, okay it was so bad but I’m really shaking in terror and losing my ability to write something simple and funny.

BEWARE YOUR CHILDREN from this book by positioning it at the top of your bookshelves (Don’t put it in the freezer like me! This will be their first place to check.) Stop screaming, stop crying, be a mature human and deal with your feelings responsibly and please don’t read them in public places not to be shunned because of your uncontrollable reactions. Didn’t I say: stop crying! Oh, that’s me. Okay, I should stop it and resume writing my review.

PLOT AND CHARACTERS:
So: Ada and her father are healers who help their local people with very un-Grey’s Anatomy’s doctors� methods which are literally cracking open the damaged bodies like random damaged goods, temporarily burying them in some kind of eerie, mega spooky and dangerous ground. Oh, stop screaming! ( That’s not me, this time. My husband read my words on the computer and gave this childish reaction! What a momma’s boy!)
But one day, Ada heals one of the village people named Samson (Ada and her father called them “cure� which is also my 80’s favorite band and it is not relevant so I’m zipping my mouth right now!)and they start a romantic affair. As you may see, the father of the probable bride is not happy about this progress. You may sense that after Ada’s romantic involvement, all the hell breaks loose and nothing will be the same forever. I’m not going to say anything because I’m still trembling and afraid of moving for at least five hours. I wish somebody could carry me to my bed and I hide myself under my duvet!

OVERALL:
This is an unconventional, stunning, shocking, different, original work. I’m so happy to read this rarely talented author’s works and I’m so excited to read her upcoming books.

THANKING TO LUCKY STARS PART OR OSCAR AWARDING SPEECH'S PUBLISHER VERSION:
So much thanks to NetGalley and Scribner for sharing this innovative masterpiece with me in exchange for my honest review. And I’d like to congratulate Sue Rainsford for her original work."
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Comment290510575 Sun, 11 May 2025 19:11:18 -0700 <![CDATA[Jade (has lost the plot) commented on Karen's review of How to Seal Your Own Fate]]> /review/show/7540248287 Karen's review of How to Seal Your Own Fate (Castle Knoll Files, #2)
by Kristen Perrin

I'm thinking about starting this series, thanks for the review ]]>
Comment290510546 Sun, 11 May 2025 19:10:33 -0700 <![CDATA[Jade (has lost the plot) commented on Tina's review of A Friend in the Dark]]> /review/show/6221016973 Tina's review of A Friend in the Dark
by Samantha M. Bailey

Great review lovely ]]>
Comment290510524 Sun, 11 May 2025 19:09:45 -0700 <![CDATA[Jade (has lost the plot) commented on TheConnieFox's review of Urban Legends: Three New Tales of Terror]]> /review/show/7485805909 TheConnieFox's review of Urban Legends: Three New Tales of Terror (Dark Tide Horror Novellas, #20)
by Nick Roberts

Great review lovely ]]>
Comment290510511 Sun, 11 May 2025 19:09:08 -0700 <![CDATA[Jade (has lost the plot) commented on Clace 's review of The ​Crown of Gilded Bones]]> /review/show/7558590958 Clace 's review of The ​Crown of Gilded Bones (Blood and Ash, #3)
by Jennifer L. Armentrout

I'm starting this series soon, glad you're loving it 😍 ]]>