"reads like a super embarrassing diary of a middle-aged man with fantasies about being a hot professional athlete. Every woman (and her mother) is just falling over themselves to get a piece of him. He's so smart and selfless... did I mention he's sooooo sexy, women just lose their minds!?

It's basically 'The Graduate' as a thriller. DNF at 60%. I feel sick thinking about all the misogynistic depictions of the female characters."