"how disappointing 😭

this has been shoved up my ass front left and sideways, so i thought i’d give it a try and i wish i’d minded my own business

what started off GREAT with a really unique premise and a shot at a second chance romance was told from a past and present pov…but the past turned out being not at all what i expected. 😐 without spoiling, this was a super lust-based relationship with no real development outside of their bantery partnership within their jobs and a very odd situationship because they NEVER get together??? after seeing why they didn’t work out in the past it made sense for them to still not be together presently as there was no solid base for them to grow together as well as them being completely devoid of anything ROMANTIC. which is the whole point of reading a romance book 🤦🏻‍♀��"

"Two idiots who wouldn’t know how to communicate if they were given translators decide to start banging even though it’s a terrible idea. She’s a wedding planner who doesn’t know her own mind and he’s a grumpy dick who gets corny tattoos. In case you missed it the first forty-five times it’s mentioned, Ama likes donuts and has a nut allergy that is both deadly and apparently not that bad. Her mother has been married sixteen times and she has never been to therapy; her eyes also sparkle approximately once every four pages. Elliot just wants to be left alone to angrily run his family’s business and I want that for him too. The villain is supposed to be a former colleague but it’s really Ama’s inability to take care of herself. Do not read this book if you are easily annoyed by things."

"boring. "