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10 pages, Audible Audio
First published June 25, 2013
You ever notice the rampant child neglect going on in fairy tales?
Side effects from doggie joy may include face slime and leg-humping.
She's so beautiful! Can I sniff her ass yet?
"That is a noble idea, though I think it far to generous," Jupiter said. "Once a decade should be sufficient."
"I would rather be too generous than not in such cases."
"As you wish."
[One day, Atticus was amazed to discover that when Jupiter said, "As you wish," what he really meant was "I love you."]
*for those that don't recognize it, this is a joke with The Princess Bride.
I found a black Havana shirt and jeans and declared myself satisfied.
Granuaile's eyes roved up and down. "Mmm. Druid is the new black," she said.
"Did you just make a yummy sound?"
[Yes, and I would like to point out that she didn't do that when you were nude.]
She smiled at me and leaned in for a quick kiss. We decided, however, to give it an extended run.
[Oh barf! Human mating habits. If this was a movie, I would skip to the next scene.]
You're supposed to be asleep.
[Well, I would be, except that there are these people mashing their faces together in front of me.]