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357 pages, Paperback
First published April 7, 2020
Nicholas and Naomi are engaged. But they’re having a not so little trouble in paradise.
“All I know is that a few months ago I woke up from a very long sleep and discovered I was engaged to someone I can barely stand.�
The two of them decided that the best way to get out of the situation is to lock themselves in a battle of wills where one voluntarily goes the extra mile to be OBNOXIOUSLY DESPICABLE to the other. The endgame is to see which one of them will raise the white flag first. Ikr, how very mature of them!
“My engagement to Nicholas Rose is a game of chicken.�
From here on out, what shall be the pettiest, nastiest, and most childish ‘pranks and emotional warfare� to ever go down in history ensues.
We already know each others worst. We've battled right through it and come out the other side unbreakable.
“Enjoy your Thanksgiving!� he calls over his shoulder.
“You two are assholes!� she calls back. “You deserve each other.�
I send her a thumbs-up. “Thanks!�
When I’m in the bathroom, he orders me a Dr Pepper, which he knows is my favorite.
Before we leave, I wipe all the crumbs and used napkins from the table onto our plates and stack them, which I know he appreciates because he tries to be helpful to the busboys.
When we get back out to the car, we plot how to ruin each other’s lives.
(⌐■_�)--︻╦╤─ - - -
Dear Hospital,
I know you are very very busy now-a-days but pleaseeeeeee listen to me. So there are two people who don't know that there are psychiatrists in this world.
Can you please make your employees send them pamphlets so they are enlightened? Thankyou. They live at House no. Stupidity 101.
Bye bye.
┬──� �( �-゜ノ)
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻�
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(╯°□°)╯︵( .o.)
“I’m a miserable cynic (a newer development) and a dreamy romantic (always have been), and it’s such a terrible combination that I don’t know how to tolerate myself.�
"When I'm in the bathroom, he orders me a Dr. Pepper, which he knows is my favorite.
Before we leave, I wipe all the crumbs onto our plates and stack them, which I know he appreciates because he tries to be helpful with the busboys.
When we get back out to the car, we plot how to ruin each other's lives."