Yaaaaaasssssssssssss dis bitch done. I'm not gonna complete it. nope nope nope nope nope nope NOPE. This was stupid and it tried to stdnf @ chapter 13
Yaaaaaasssssssssssss dis bitch done. I'm not gonna complete it. nope nope nope nope nope nope NOPE. This was stupid and it tried to steal my brain cells. My brain cells!!!! I didn't complete this book. So i shouldn't be writing a review/giving it one star but i tried my dudes i tried. Everyone is on gr like: [image] So i thought i'd give this chance. But i should have known it was stupid because hey wasn't this for the fans of The Hating Game?...........which i hated (of course)
*sighs*
Let's rant � This is me@this book:
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� So the premise promises (say that five times fast!) that you will read about two grown ups playing obnoxious jokes at each other. Right? But that is not the reality. It's not playful, teasing or sexy. They are two prideful BITCHES WHO ARE RUDE, CYNICAL AND CONDESCENDING. [image] � I could not for the life of me stand these two. � Every time Nicholas tries to convey his feelings Naomi laughs in his face it's like she can't even listen to him. � And Nicholas is the same! � Naomi is just so, so awful and self-centered. She spent the early days of her relationship with Nicholas lying to him and then got mad when he thought that’s who she was. � And Nicholas is an effing douche bag. � + it was boring@infinity. [image] � They should not be married. They should not get together. They should go to a psychiatrist and he should put them both in a mental hospital. That's what they deserve. � I might have finished this bix but i know that they will get together in the end of book. SERIOUSLY? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THESE TWO BIXES CANNOT GET TOGETHER. � Plus i bravely pretended this published novel did not use "Lol" as a sentence in the narrative and soldiered on so where are THE 100000000000 POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR? [image] � And did i mention how boring it was? Jeez i can play better pranks then them. � and everyone likes it. � why? � why? � WHY? � w � h � y � ? [image] � blah blah blah blah blah � He is pretty but awful and o m g he gave me flowers but he is awful and o m g he is asking me too stand with him but he is awful and o m g he bought a house but he is awful and o m g he saved me (in that car scene whatever) but he is awful and wtf? � and they are like male female versions of each other! They are literally a carbon copy of each other. [image] �
Dear Hospital,
I know you are very very busy now-a-days but pleaseeeeeee listen to me. So there are two people who don't know that there are psychiatrists in this world.
Can you please make your employees send them pamphlets so they are enlightened? Thankyou. They live at House no. Stupidity 101.
Bye bye.
� *yawns* � This book seriously needs- [image] � yup. � I am going to go to my alien mom and dad and while i am on the spaceship i will throw this book. Bye bix. [image] __________________________________ Update I am this close to killing someone.
SO ANGRY ...
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Or maybe ...
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“I’m a miserable cynic (a newer development) and a dreamy romantic (always have been), and it’s such a terrible combination that I don’t know how to tolerate myself.�
This is so me. I am going to postpone reading Neuromancer so I can read this and IT BETTER BE WORTH IT!
The author might as well have written Yeh Ladka Hai Allah song instead of writing these 372 pages. I mean the story literally goes from:
Best FriendThe author might as well have written Yeh Ladka Hai Allah song instead of writing these 372 pages. I mean the story literally goes from:
Best Friend's Wedding=Banno
Banno Ki mehndi kya kehna Banno Ka joda kya kehna Banno Lage hai phoolon ka gehna Banno Ki aankhen kajrari Banno Lage sabse pyaari Banno Pe jaaon main vaari vaari Ho ho. o. ho.
to:
Falling in love with the wedding girl's best friend=Banno ki saheli
Banno ki saheli. Resham ki dori Chhup chhup ke sharmaaye Dekhe chori chori Yeh maane ya na maane main toh ispe mar gaya Yeh ladki hai Allah, hai hai re Allah Yeh ladki hai Allah, hai hai re Allah
to:
the girl falls in love with him too=ye ladka haye Allah
Babul ki galiyaan. Na chad ke jaana Paagal deewana. Isko samjhana Dekho ji dekho yeh to mere peeche pad gaya Yeh ladka hai Allah, hai hai re Allah Yeh ladka hai Allah, hai hai re Allah
Or Re: We could also include Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham I mean:
I am going to be honest the first thing I did was search the ebook for the name Coriolanus and I cannot believe Suzanne Collins is about to make me reI am going to be honest the first thing I did was search the ebook for the name Coriolanus and I cannot believe Suzanne Collins is about to make me read this ridiculous name over 1,000 times....more
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