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399 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2017
a whistling customer with a ponytail and what I can only assume was a hat he鈥檇 borrowed from a clown bought a copy of Paolo Coelho鈥檚 The Alchemist, I suspect deliberately to undermine my faith in humanity and dampen my spirits further.
A man smelling of TCP [antiseptic] was the only customer in the shop for the first hour of opening, during which time I attempted to put out fresh stock. He had an uncanny ability to be standing in front of every shelf to which I needed access, regardless of the subject or where in the shop the relevant shelves were.
While I was repairing a broken shelf in the crime section, I overheard an elderly customer confusing E. L. James and M. R. James while discussing horror fiction with her friend. She is either going to be pleasantly surprised or deeply shocked when she gets home with the copy of Fifty Shades of Grey she bought.
December is by far the quietest month. (鈥淭he few people who give second-hand books as gifts for Christmas are usually eccentric鈥� 鈥� count me as one of them!)
Railway books sell best.
Terry Pratchett, John Buchan, P.G. Wodehouse and E.F. Benson books are also perennial best sellers.
You鈥檒l be amazed at how many customers try to haggle over prices. It鈥檚 a shop, not a rummage sale, for goodness鈥� sake! I can鈥檛 imagine ever having the cheek to offer less than the advertised price.