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163 pages, ebook
First published February 7, 2006
He drew in closer and lowered his voice to ask in all seriousness, “You’re mad, aren’t you?�
“As—a—hatter,� she whispered back conspiratorially.
She blinked at him. “You don’t want to send me back. Who will entertain you? I can deal poker
and make shadow animals.�
”He just dragged you down to B-moviedom.�
Regen added, “Oh for Freya’s sake Myst. He’s a vampire. Let him fricassee.�
“I can't let you go. I'll never do that. not until I die.�
“You're my Bride. Mine. You belong to me.�
“Wroth! Don’t do this!�
“Five years of hell,”he sneered, palming her ass roughly. “You deserve to be fucked till you can’t walk.�
"Get out of the Woods and get a Room"
4.25 Stars
“Wroth! Don’t do this!�
“Five years of hell,� he sneered, palming her ass roughly.
“You deserve to be fucked till you can’t walk.�
"I can't lose you. The very thought makes me crazed. I can't even allow myself to imagine you leaving me."
Adult review for erotic content
"You're the most malicious bitch I've ever known."
"Flatterer," she chirped.
"Five years of hell," he sneered, palming her ass roughly. "You deserve to be fucked till you can't walk."
Play at love and act at surrender.
“You’re mad, aren’t you?�
“As� a� hatter,� she whispered back conspiratorially.
“You don’t think it’s more than coincidental that you were given to me over all other females in any time and place to be my Bride, just as I’ve freed you from something that no man has been able to before?�
Review1: (3stars)
Ok Kresley Cole fans, hear me out-- don't throw the uneaten popcorn at me yet.
I really liked a Hunger Like No Other, but I felt I was missing some info and thought- "oh I should finally listen to the prequel"-- A Warlord Wants Forever. (I've had the audiobook version downloaded for a long time)
(Small spoiler)
As far as helping me understand the Lore better, the first parts of the book were great. The book opens with the heroine being used as bait for the "enemy". Once she is locked up, it turns out that the the vampire who watches her eventually realizes this is his life mate. Imagine the odds... (despite their time together, he doesn't realize it till it's time to torture her.) So knowing a lot about vampires, Myst (heroine) gets him all physically excited (he can only complete sexual acts with his mate), then she gets busted out of the dungeon by her Valkyrie friends. The vampire is stuck for a long time with blue balls... years and years of blue balls. I'm telling the truth. This is the story.
So the vampire searches and searches for his mate. When they find each other, he gains control of an item that magically controls her. He forces her with commands and the magic item to do all sorts of things that excite them both. They have tons of sex. Naturally family feuds occur and there's peril and drama.
I'm not a prude. I love smexy vampire books and all the fun steamy action in PNR genre. But I just literally got so tired of the games they played once they bonded. (first he used magic to control her, then she secretly wants it, then he's unhappy she might leave him, he wants her full consent- no tricks or magic) oh yea It's probably not a good idea to mate for a lifetime with someone you coerced into bed with magic. I digress. She has to reassure him, tell him how much she wants him. blah blah blah. Blood sucking, memory stealing, blah blah, blah.
All of this is spoken or ruminated about during, before or after sex. I eventually started to lose my patience with all of the characters. It had great beginning and the rest was over dramatic sex.
But, the worst thing about my experience was the male narrator: the Great Count Chocula.
The male narrator adopted a 'Wanna Be' Dracula accent during the hot and heavy scenes. As the scene became more intense, his terrible Count Chocula impersonation became worse and worse. It sounded like he actually put in the fake fanged teeth for effect during the lustful scenes. Eventually I was cringing, laughing and wishing I had not read this prequel.
I know many people loved this one. Many of my friends here. Next time, if I try again, I'll be reading in print