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00:04: I nervously eat a bar of chocolate while plotting my escape
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This emergency drill is in from Agent Katie.

-Quiche

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What I would do.....

pull out pocket knife, put slit in the back bottom of the seat on the bus (where nobody can see it). Slice book into four pieces. Slide these four pieces into the slit, side by side. Undo hair (freakishly long), take off glasses, put on coat, pull out one of the normal books in my backpack and start reading.
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Time: as long as it takes for my friend who would be sitting next Read More...

Not I! say I...PB or not PB, that is the question...READ HIS STORY HERE.

I briefly surface to make this important announcement... Wait! Hark! ÌýI've never seen THAT cheese before...PB

Mr. Bosch is indeed a fantastic magician. Nearly every day he makes mounds of chocolate disappear!

-Quiche

A fan recently wrote in and said:

Dear Mr. Bosch, could you please post a pic of yourself in some form?

Yours truly,Ìý

a fan

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As the task of replying to these emails has fallen to me, I will comply with this request.

Here is a picture of Mr. Bosch if he were to take the form of mist:

You're welcome!

-Quiche

People often write in to Mr. Bosch asking for advice on writing. One thing that people often ask about - how to end a story. Well, ending a story (or novel) is pretty simple. You need to wrap everything up. So just have all the characters drive off into the sunset, or off a cliff, or into the sun, or into a field of delicious crunchy lettuce.Ìý

Something like that.

And don't forget the period. It goes here.

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Mr. Bosch would like to petition the President to make mayo illegal.

A new condimendment for the constitution!

-Quiche

I had hoped we had heard the last of the Impostor. Alas, reports are flooding in once more--from both coasts! First, my secret spies tell me that somebody claiming to be Pseudonymous Bosch has been toying with the innocent kids at HUNTER COLLEGE ELEMENTARY in New York City. Well, perhaps the Big Apple will swallow him up, I think. But then come reports that he was spotted in Los Angeles at the OAKWOOD SCHOOL... just yesterday! Will nobody stop him?! Stay tuned. I have a plan to get rid of

More bad news! They’ve been reading THE NAME OF THIS BOOK IS SECRET in Japan! I have deduced this alarming information from the fact that my book has just won the SAKURA MEDAL--an award voted on by the students of the international schools of Japan.
I begin to fear an international conspiracy to spread the Secret....