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March 20, 2018
Yaay! New Novelette Out Now!

Yaay! The story of the Floods continues in the new novelette, The Way To A Man's Heart (Or Strange Things On Plates), out now!! Here's the blurb:
Maybe they should've said grace beforehand...?
The extended Flood family are in for a surprise. Hardened matriarch Fionnuala Flood, tiring of the usual fish fingers and baked beans on toast, has decided to channel her inner Gordon Ramsey and serve them up a special treat from her grease-spattered kitchen. But a master chef she is not. As Paddy, Maureen, Dymphna, Siofra, Padraig and Seamus pull their chairs up to the dining table, Fionnuala proudly places covered platters before them. As the lids are lifted, will they tremble in anticipation...or fear?
Have a look! I hope you enjoy it (that is, if you get it!)
The Way To A Man's Heart Or Strange Things On Plates: A Novelette
Published on March 20, 2018 07:00
March 17, 2018
Just in time for St. Paddy's Day!
Hi guys!
Yaay! I'm excited to say, after a lot of work last night, my new novelette, The Way To A Man's Heart Or Strange Things On Plates is finally out today! It's great that everything came together and that it was released on St. Paddy's Day (you know, the book's set in Ireland). Here's the blurb:
Maybe they should've said grace beforehand...?
The extended Flood family are in for a surprise. Hardened matriarch Fionnuala Flood, tiring of the usual fish fingers and baked beans on toast, has decided to channel her inner Gordon Ramsey and serve them up a special treat from her grease-spattered kitchen. But a master chef she is not. As Paddy, Maureen, Dymphna, Siofra, Padraig and Seamus pull their chairs up to the dining table, Fionnuala proudly places covered platters before them. As the lids are lifted, will they tremble in anticipation...or fear?
I hope you get it! Have a look here!
The Way To A Man's Heart Or Strange Things On Plates: A Novelette

Yaay! I'm excited to say, after a lot of work last night, my new novelette, The Way To A Man's Heart Or Strange Things On Plates is finally out today! It's great that everything came together and that it was released on St. Paddy's Day (you know, the book's set in Ireland). Here's the blurb:
Maybe they should've said grace beforehand...?
The extended Flood family are in for a surprise. Hardened matriarch Fionnuala Flood, tiring of the usual fish fingers and baked beans on toast, has decided to channel her inner Gordon Ramsey and serve them up a special treat from her grease-spattered kitchen. But a master chef she is not. As Paddy, Maureen, Dymphna, Siofra, Padraig and Seamus pull their chairs up to the dining table, Fionnuala proudly places covered platters before them. As the lids are lifted, will they tremble in anticipation...or fear?
I hope you get it! Have a look here!
The Way To A Man's Heart Or Strange Things On Plates: A Novelette
Published on March 17, 2018 06:56
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Tags:
black-humor, comedy, cooking, funny, gordon-ramsey, ireland, irish
March 10, 2018
New Novelette coming soon!
Yaay!! Suddenly I started writing a new Flood story, and it's turning into a novelette! And it should be available soon! It's called The Way To A Man's Heart Or Strange Things On Plates. Watch this space; it'll be out in a few days! Woo hoo!!
Published on March 10, 2018 11:10
December 2, 2017
New Series! Around The World With Jet Lag Jerry!
Hi, guys!
I hope you all are doing fine! I'm excited to announce the first in a new series of mine, Around The World With Jet Set Jerry. They're (hopefully interesting and funny) travelogues, and the first few will deal with the Seven Modern Wonders of the World! The Great Wall of China, the Colosseum in Rome, Christ the Redeemer in Rio, Machu Picchu, Chichen Itza and, the two I haven't been to yet, the Taj Mahal and Petra. And then I'll branch out from there with other places I've been: Egypt, Moscow, Morocco, Korea, who knows! I hope you take a look at the first book, which just came out yesterday!! Beijing and The Great Wall of China! Let me know if you like it!!! Around The World With Jet Lag Jerry 1: Modern Wonders of the World--Beijing and the Great Wall of China


Published on December 02, 2017 17:01
September 11, 2017
New Short Story! YAAY!
Table For Nine At Kebabalicious: A Short Story
Hi guys!! My new SHORT STORY, Table For Nine At Kebablicious, has just come up on Amazon! Yaay!! Only $1.99! Get it now! OR! Join my mailing list and get it for FREE!!!
I hope you enjoy it, and I hope you're having a great day!
Hi guys!! My new SHORT STORY, Table For Nine At Kebablicious, has just come up on Amazon! Yaay!! Only $1.99! Get it now! OR! Join my mailing list and get it for FREE!!!
I hope you enjoy it, and I hope you're having a great day!
Published on September 11, 2017 07:39
March 12, 2017
New Book! Exciting new series!!!
Emergency Exit
Yes, I know, I know...!! For as many people that love my Irish Lottery Series books with their Irish slang, there are just as many that find them difficult reading!! So here's the first in a new series just for you! Emergency Exit, starring NYC flight attendant Gretchen Barnett and her boyfriend from hell, Maximus Voo. I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it!! Here are the links for the ebook pre-orders!
Amazon:
Barnes & Noble:
iTunes:
Kobo:
Yes, I know, I know...!! For as many people that love my Irish Lottery Series books with their Irish slang, there are just as many that find them difficult reading!! So here's the first in a new series just for you! Emergency Exit, starring NYC flight attendant Gretchen Barnett and her boyfriend from hell, Maximus Voo. I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it!! Here are the links for the ebook pre-orders!
Amazon:
Barnes & Noble:
iTunes:
Kobo:
Published on March 12, 2017 16:07
December 26, 2016
YAAY!!! BOX SET!!
The Irish Lottery Series Box Set How exciting!! I hope this is something you've all been waiting for...the box set of The Irish Lottery Series! With, I'm ultra-excited to add, a foreword by none other than COLIN QUINN himself! I'm so honored he wrote one! The box set (ebook only, unfortunately) is available for PRE-ORDER now, and will come out Jan 2! What a great way to start 2017!
Yes, all the books are there, from the bestselling An Embarrassment of Riches, to the most recent Static Cling! Get one for yourself to have them all together, or get them for that book lover in your life!
Here's the link on Amazon:
Yes, all the books are there, from the bestselling An Embarrassment of Riches, to the most recent Static Cling! Get one for yourself to have them all together, or get them for that book lover in your life!
Here's the link on Amazon:
Published on December 26, 2016 13:27
December 9, 2016
Wow! Entire series, 99 cents each!
Merry Christmas, happy holidays, everyone! And here is a special deal! For the first time EVER, all the ebooks in my black humor, women's fiction IRISH LOTTERY SERIES are only 99 cents!! Get them now! What a fantastic holiday gift!!! Limited offer, so act quickly! It may never happen again!!





Published on December 09, 2016 07:27
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Tags:
99-cents, black-humor, contempory-fiction, deal, ebook, nook, women-s-fiction
November 20, 2016
Free Sample of New Book
Hi guys! As many of you know, I'm starting a new series, based on Ursula and Jed's daughter, Gretchen. This one is set in NYC, so...yes, no Irish slang!! I wrote it last year, and it'll be out next year. And there's a FREE SAMPLE of EMERGENCY EXIT (that's what it's called), so just click this link, and tell me if you like it! I'm very excited to know...!!
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January 27, 2016
New Book!!
Hi guys!!
Finally!! The new book, Static Cling, is out! The fifth in the series, and now Fionnuala is working at a dry cleaners owned by Zoe Riddell (of course!). But it's not all starching collars and wrapping wedding gowns in plastic for her. The door bursts open and three thugs race in to rob the place! Much hilarity and action follow!! I hope you get it! The ebook came out in late December, and the paperback came out just yesterday on Amazon! I hope you like it!
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Gerald
Links are here for you convenience:
Amazon:
B&N: (Hmm, seems its not out on paperback here yet, but I guess soon. Here's the Nook link anyway!)
Finally!! The new book, Static Cling, is out! The fifth in the series, and now Fionnuala is working at a dry cleaners owned by Zoe Riddell (of course!). But it's not all starching collars and wrapping wedding gowns in plastic for her. The door bursts open and three thugs race in to rob the place! Much hilarity and action follow!! I hope you get it! The ebook came out in late December, and the paperback came out just yesterday on Amazon! I hope you like it!
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Gerald
Links are here for you convenience:
Amazon:
B&N: (Hmm, seems its not out on paperback here yet, but I guess soon. Here's the Nook link anyway!)
Published on January 27, 2016 17:12
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