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150 pages, Paperback

First published March 1, 1997

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David Sedaris

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David Raymond Sedaris is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor. He was publicly recognized in 1992 when National Public Radio broadcast his essay "Santaland Diaries". He published his first collection of essays and short stories, Barrel Fever, in 1994. His next book, Naked (1997), became his first of a series of New York Times Bestsellers, and his 2000 collection Me Talk Pretty One Day won the Thurber Prize for American Humor.
Much of Sedaris's humor is autobiographical and self-deprecating and often concerns his family life, his middle-class upbringing in the suburbs of Raleigh, North Carolina, his Greek heritage, homosexuality, jobs, education, drug use, and obsessive behaviors, as well as his life in France, London, New York, and the South Downs in England. He is the brother and writing collaborator of actress Amy Sedaris.
In 2019, Sedaris was elected to the American Academy of Arts and Letters.

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December 5, 2008
On the inside of this book, David Sedaris signed it and wrote, "Joe, I am so happy you're alive."

He then proceeded to write in my girlfriend at the time's book, "You can do better."


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Naked, David Sedaris

Naked, published in 1997, is a collection of essays by American humorist David Sedaris. The book details Sedaris鈥� life, from his unusual upbringing in the suburbs of Raleigh, North Carolina, to his booze-and-drug-ridden college years, to his Kerouacian wandering as a young adult.

Contents:
Chipped Beef,
A Plague of Tics,
Get Your Ya-Ya's Out!,
Next of Kin,
Cyclops,
The Women's Open,
True Detective,
Dix Hill,
I Like Guys,
The Drama Bug,
Dinah, the Christmas Whore,
Planet of the Apes,
The Incomplete Quad,
C.O.G.,
Something for Everyone,
Ashes,
and Naked.

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February 6, 2008
About a third of the way through David Sedaris's book, I wondered how I had not heard of this guy before. This guy was funny. No, not just funny, he was really funny. He didn't just make me laugh while reading his book, he made me cry I was laughing so hard. So why, why had I not heard of someone so side-splittingly funny? A couple chapters later, I understood why. A few more chapters after that and Naked went into a dive bomb. While there were some redeeming moments near the end, he never fully recovered and I returned the book from whence it came with a sigh, thinking of what could have been.

So what went wrong? Let me tell you first what went right. The moments where David was a kid and shared stories about his experiences growing up; those were the priceless moments, those were the hilarious, tear-inducing scenes that were impossible not to enjoy. His description of his sarcastic mom, his crazy grandma, his golf-obsessed dad with mutilated friends were priceless. They were characters you could like and laugh at, at the same time. Then comes stories from Sedaris's college days and afterwards, and you begin to think, "You know, I don't really like this guy." And it is hard to laugh with a guy that you end up not liking. This is a guy who is an unapologetic drug abuser, uses obscenities with graphic language and descriptions, takes advantage of people, looks down on others. Some of these he tempers with a measly sentence at the end of a chapter showing that he has since learned better, but you don't believe it. It doesn't feel sincere, especially in the way he has written it. There are aspects of his childhood self that linger and allow you a view of the Sedaris that you miss, but alas, they are only glimpses.

It was with great effort that I finished Naked, and it was with a bitter taste in my mouth. If I could chance to read more from Sedaris's childhood, I might venture back into those waters, but until then I will avoid him and think of what might have been.
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Here鈥檚 a dramatic reenactment of me in the car going to hell Wal-Mart with the husband while simultaneously trying to describe my feelings about David Sedaris . . . .



Ever since I finally got brave enough to attempt audiobooks several months ago, I鈥檝e methodically been revisiting Sedaris鈥� work. If you haven鈥檛 experienced his stuff before, I鈥檓 telling you audio is the way to go and Naked is David Sedaris at his best. From being a little kid with O.C.D. in a time where such behavior was dismissed as 鈥渜uirky,鈥� to a young man living at a nudist colony, to his mother鈥檚 cancer diagnosis - Naked will have you laughing until you cry and crying until you laugh. An added bonus is his sister Amy lends her voice to some of the selections as well. Talk about my fantasy audible m茅nage 脿 trois. The only thing better than the Sedaris siblings? Their mother. Several years ago I used to wish I could be her when I grew up. Now I鈥檓 thinking my wish came true which I think is awesome, but probably terrifies my family.
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286 reviews897 followers
June 29, 2008
I'm being told that this is funny... but so far all I want to do is gather David Sedaris into my arms and rock him back and forth and tell him everything is okay.

Okay, finished. Is it really supposed to be funny? I found myself pretty saddened by most of the stories. He's got a great writing style and I definitely felt pulled into each of the stories, but I think I felt more empathetic than anything.

Especially in "C.O.G":

I didn't want to quit my job. Quitting involved a certain degree of responsibility I didn't want to assume. Rather, I hoped that Jon might remove that burden and dismiss me as soon as possible. I had felt contempt for him, even occasional hatred, and now I was fighting the urge to feel sorry for him. He must have known it, and clearing his throat he proceeded to cut me off at the pass.
"Let me tell you a little something," he said finally. "I don't appreciate being used. I'm not talking here about all the free coffee and rides I've given you. I mean used in here." He meant to point at his heart but, swerving to pass another car, wound up gesturing toward his lap instead. "You're a user, kid. You used my tools and my patience and now you want me to pat you on the head and tell you what a good little boy you are. But you know what? You're not a good boy. You're not even a good girl."
More, I thought. More, more


There's definitely similar themes in each story. He has low self esteem, he sees himself as weak and effeminate and hardly useful. He has strong ties to his family, although he isn't exactly sure why. Sure, they are told with a whimsical air, but I couldn't help but pick up on the self hatred and run with it. Maybe it's where I feel in my own life, but at the end of each story I reflected on his assessments and had to stop myself from breaking down.

In 'Naked' someone asks him the question 'What if everybody in the world were allowed one wish, but in order to get it, it meant they'd bave to crawl around on their hands and knees for the rest of their life?'

His observation:

If I could have the face and body of my dreams, what good would it do me if I had to walk around like an animal? Mabe if I were to wish for happiness, I wouldn't mind crawling -- but what kind of a person would I be if I were naturally happy? I've seen people like that on inspirational television shows and they scare me. Why did I have to think about this in the first place?

I enjoyed his stories and I will most likely read more but I'll have to up my anti-depressant dosage first.

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301 reviews126 followers
August 4, 2023
I have read quite a few humorous memoirs in the past, but let me tell you, none of them can compare to the riotous, and I mean riotous, memoir by author, David Sedaris.
Sedaris lays himself bare, and I do mean bare in the literal sense, in this wide-open collection of 17 essays about his life's experiences, his family and acquaintances. Nothing is held back.
If you're looking for something to get you out of your reading rut, I highly recommend this hilariously entertaining book for a change of pace. It's really laugh out loud funny.
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433 reviews22 followers
October 1, 2017
David Sedaris is an adorable little sassmouth. His idiosyncratic brand of humor possesses many fine, laudable traits; it is by turns indecently irreverent, snotty, crude, painfully neurotic, silly, self-deprecating, and even downright morbid. Unfortunately, this collection of autobiographical essays just wasn鈥檛 as consistently funny and entertaining as his other books. The first half was genuinely hilarious, and reading it frequently led to uncontrollable giggling and explosions of loud, rambunctious laughter. The second part, however, had so many strained, awkward jokes that I spent most of the time cringing with embarrassment on their behalf; the poor things were trying way too hard.

If you want top-shelf Sedaris, I鈥檇 recommend starting with either Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim or perhaps Me Talk Pretty One Day, both of which provide much stronger examples of his distinctively snarky, sardonic wit.

I鈥檒l leave you with this excerpt, which duly notes the intrinsic futility of attempting to read a book on a crowded cross-country bus, surrounded by aggressively opinionated hillbillies with no real conception of boundaries or personal space:
鈥淏ooks offered no relief. Failing to act even as a shield, their presence attracted everything from mild curiosity to open hostility.

鈥榊ou think you鈥檙e going to learn something from a book?鈥� said the man sitting next to me. 鈥楲et me tell you a little something, bookworm, you鈥檒l learn more on this goddamned bus than you would in a whole鈥︹€� He paused, attempting to recall the name given to such a place. 鈥榊ou鈥檒l learn more here than in a whole pyramid full of books. You could fill a racetrack with every piece of shit ever written, but you鈥檒l learn more right here.鈥�

Having never seen a racetrack full of books, I thought it premature to contradict him.鈥�
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250 reviews653 followers
March 10, 2015
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290 reviews77 followers
August 10, 2024
According to many Goodreaders this is a hilarious memoir by humorist, comic, and author David Sedaris. I read the first few chapters and didn鈥檛 laugh once. Someone trying too hard to be witty and clever was my impression. What was I thinking reading a pseudo memoir by someone I don鈥檛 know from Adam! I gave up around halfway through.
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Author听7 books1,382 followers
July 23, 2015
Naked David arrived first, but it was Holiday David who made the NPR splash. Those of us in the front row received the full facial and were covered David the Elf's funk. I've still got Sedaris stank all over me and I'm loving it!

While Holiday took a step back from unadulterated intimacy, Naked (and Barrel Fever) begins the unveiling of David Sedaris' inner, most personal life. It has all the markings of an early work, feeling like a skeletal version of Me Talk Pretty... or Dress Your Family..., a funny skeletal version mind you, but incomplete and fragmentary nonetheless.

Sedaris does not delve so deeply, mining the depths of his own existence to locate the funny bone, as he does in later works. His comedic flair has not yet fully caught fire. Even so, Naked presents some of the author's important first steps. Some are funny. Some are endearing. Some are tentative. Some are not pretty. All can be enjoyed by fans for what they are, a good beginning.

If I could, I would rate this 3.5 stars, because the story-to-story quality ranges from 3 to 4. I'm feeling generous, so I've clicked the "4 stars" option. If you're a newcomer, you might want to start with Dress Your Family... though.
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989 reviews211 followers
May 2, 2019
Put On Some Clothes Sedais


My word! Get in this house right now David and put on your clothes, and if you say anything else that is foul mouthed out there on the streets or even in my house, I will wash your moth out with soap. And I can tell you right now, you won鈥檛 like it.

Don鈥檛 we have enough vulgarity in our society today with everyone thinking it is okay to no longer be political correct?

You think it is funny? Red Skelton once said that he saw so reason to use vulgar language in order to be funny. He is right that there is no use for it, but it isn鈥檛 funny. Never was.

And who have you been hanging out with in order to be able to make fun of foul mouthed, low life people? It isn鈥檛 funny to joke about them either. They ain鈥檛 funny. And furthermore, what kind of business would allow your mouth in the room, some seeding cocktail lounge in the dangerous section of a city? I dind鈥檛 raise you like this.

I know you comedians like to let down your hair sometimes when you aren鈥檛 on camera. Geesh, I had to even turn off Trevor Noah for his nasty hand gestures, but then latter one she quit them. I know because I tuned in one day, and he wasn鈥檛 doing them anymore. Someone must have told him that the hand gestures were not funny, so I watch him now. And if you want to be famous like Trevor Noah, be on a late night talk show, you had better clean up your mouth. Yes, put on some cothes. They go a long way to covering up flaws.

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198 reviews62 followers
March 4, 2017
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432 reviews656 followers
November 27, 2018

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August 28, 2015
丿丕爻鬲丕賳 賴丕 丕賵賳賯丿乇 氐丕丿賯丕賳賴 賳賵卮鬲賴 卮丿賴 讴賴 賵賯鬲蹖 讴鬲丕亘 乇賵 賲蹖 禺賵賳蹖丿 讴丕賲賱丕 丕丨爻丕爻 賲蹖 讴賳蹖丿 讴賴 蹖賴 丿賵爻鬲 氐賲蹖賲蹖 丿丕乇賴 亘丕 亘蹖丕賳蹖 胤賳夭丌賲蹖夭 丕夭 禺丕胤乇丕鬲卮 丿乇 賲賵乇丿 禺丕賳賵丕丿賴貙 丿賵爻鬲丕賳卮 貙丿賵乇丕賳 丿丕賳卮噩賵蹖蹖 賵 爻賮乇賴丕卮 亘乇丕鬲賵賳 鬲毓乇蹖賮 賲蹖 讴賳賴.讴鬲丕亘 卮丕賲賱 11 丿丕爻鬲丕賳賴 讴賴 馗丕賴乇丕 丿乇 鬲乇噩賲賴 趩賳丿 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 丕夭 賳爻禺賴 丕氐賱蹖 亘賴 丿賱蹖賱 丕卮丕乇賴 亘賴 鬲賲丕蹖賱丕鬲 賴賲噩賳爻诏乇丕蹖丕賳賴 "爻丿丕乇蹖爻" 丨匕賮 卮丿賴貙 卮丕蹖丿 丨匕賮 丕蹖賳 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 賴丕 亘賴 讴蹖賮蹖鬲 讴鬲丕亘 賱胤賲賴 夭丿賴 亘丕卮賴 趩賵賳 讴鬲丕亘 乇賵 亘乇丕蹖 賲賳 讴賴 鬲噩乇亘賴 禺賵賳丿賳 "亘丕賱丕禺乇賴 蹖讴 乇賵夭 賯卮賳诏 丨乇賮 賲蹖 夭賳賲" 乇賵 丕夭 爻丿丕乇蹖爻 丿丕卮鬲賲 丿乇 爻胤丨 倬丕蹖蹖賳 鬲乇蹖 賯乇丕乇 賲蹖丿賴
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761 reviews186 followers
August 16, 2020
Put simply this is another of David's hilarious memoirs filled with outrageous characters, situations and commentary. If you've yet to read his stories, do yourself a favor and indulge. Whether his family, friends or neighbors, he invites the unusual into his life in ways never imagined!
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Author听7 books202 followers
July 9, 2008
Maybe part of my problem with the book is that I first read the back cover, which told me two things that I didn't find to be true:

1. This book is side-splittingly hilarious
2. It turns the "mania for memoir on its proverbial ear."

Sure, maybe it's not fair to judge the book based on my preconceptions, but there's some merit to this I think.

First, my sides are completely unsplit. I laughed a few times, found some things whimsical, and did find a few lines to be very funny. But a lot of the jokes fell flat to me and sounded like watered-down Rick Reilly goofiness, and I don't get into Rick Reilly so much. It's pretty obvious even without the hype that one of the book's main goals is to make the reader laugh, but I guess I found the humor limited. There's a lot of one-note humor (maybe a little too smirky sometimes?), and, more importantly, there's a lot of retreating behind witty wordplay or Tonight Show one-liners during moments of great tension. Sometimes the humor undermined the interesting action of the essays/stories, rather than allowing the author to explore some issues more deeply and/or to offer some more insight.

Second, I don't see how this turns anything on its ear. I mean, the actual details of the plot are different from some memoir, but it covers some pretty well-traveled ground (homosexual awakening at summer camp, dealing with mom's cancer, etc.). And that's fine too. But I felt like a) there's an unfulfilled promise (which probably isn't Sedaris' fault, but still) and b) he could have wrung more out of the material than he did.

All that said, I liked the book. 3 stars isn't a bad rating, I think. It's just that there's not a lot of stuff here I think I'm going to remember for very long. I read it, I enjoyed it, and now it's done.
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5,254 reviews31.3k followers
March 25, 2018
This was a good chuckle. The beginning with his neuroses was not all that funny, but then once he starts talking about his family - cracks me up. David took a trip to Greece with some good material. But the best part of the story is the nudist colony he goes too. I lost my mind laughing. That tickled me.

I do enjoy reading David and I need to read more of his books. He is such a joy to see how he sees the world. The world through his eyes is so interesting and he never seems to run out of material.
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440 reviews305 followers
September 5, 2017
Quality writing as I have come to expect from David Sedaris. Love his wit and dark humour. Can't wait to read another. I have started the habit of reading snippets of David Sedaris books in between book slumps and it has really helped! Great boredom breaker.

Buy, Borrow or Bin Verdict: Buy

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1,033 reviews12 followers
September 11, 2024
In Naked Sedaris focuses on his pre-fame child and young adulthood.
David's dry humor, observations and self-deprecating reflections on his upbringing are insightful, moving and always filled with hilarity.
Additional bonus: Amy Sedaris (his sister) co-narrates and truly makes this listen a family affair. Amazing.
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1,341 reviews243 followers
January 23, 2024
Laugh out loud reading... great tales about an interesting family from one of the funniest essayists around... thank you NPR for turning me on to David Sedaris!

(Reviewed 3/18/21)
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247 reviews155 followers
November 15, 2012
Let's start off with the cover. Magnificence. In hardback the shorts are adjustable, and if you pull them up over the title you will see an x-ray of legs. I assume, since Mr. Sedaris is so willing to sacrifice himself at the altar of humor, that those thin white bones are his own. Genius.

Visiting a nudist trailer park in the name of research, really, the man is so selfless. Licking light switches, wiping his face on towels soiled with excrement...and it doesn't stop there. Why this is funny I can't explain. But it is. The wrongness is just so right.

One story in the collection stands out to me because it has more than self-deprecating humor. It is the story that chronicles his sister's wedding and his mother's slow decline into death. I suspect many readers of Sedaris are bigger fans of his mother than he is, and I cannot deny that I am a part of that crowd. The drinks, the caustic retorts, the ability to laugh at your child who can't walk into a room without caressing lampshades, the humane hospitality of welcoming a whore into your living room with Christmas cheer- the woman was the sinner's saint. Although some might argue with me, I can and will now provide proof that the woman didn't do so bad. Behold--

Exhibit A: The writer, David Sedaris

Exhibit B: The feisty whirlwind of talent, Amy Sedaris. Yes, I am biased.

Because of the late Ms. Sedaris, I can now with full confidence tell my children when they complain, "Just think of the material I'm giving you for your memoirs!"



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8 reviews4 followers
August 12, 2007
I can't get enough of this guy; his books are what I would imagine crack would be like, had I ever tried crack. Which I haven't.
Seriously -- I just sit and read and laugh, read and laugh. He's just so damned candid about things. For example, the story of how he was sent to Greece for Greek-American summer camp as a teenager:

"If my sister was anxious about our trip, she certainly didn't show it. Prying my fingers off her wrist, she crossed the room and introduced herself to a girl who stood picking salvageable butts out of the standing ashtray. This was a tough-looking Queens native named Stefani Heartattackus or Testicockules. I recall only that her last name had granted her a lifelong supply of resentment.
...
"Camp lasted a month, during which time I never once had a bowel movement. I was used to having a semiprivate bathroom and could not bring myself to occupy one of the men's room stalls, fearful that someone might recognize my shoes or, even worse, not see my shoes at all and walk in on me. Sitting down three times a day for a heavy Greek meal became an exercise akin to packing a musket." (87-88)
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458 reviews438 followers
June 26, 2022
In my Sedaris marathon this book was my least favorite. Perhaps it was because it was the earliest of the 5 books that I read. It's interesting to see how a writer develops. Many of the elements that he would develop further and into longer and funnier works were all there, but in embryo. I like the poignance of his family stories as well as learning about his earlier life and his college years (though his rocking had me worried for a while, though) but I didn't really find anything particularly hilarious. Odd and zany, yes (as Jill H wrote); but I appreciated the way he was able to mix in humorous with the poignant and the bizarre in and .
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203 reviews28 followers
December 5, 2020
禺蹖賱蹖 丕夭 卮禺氐蹖鬲 蹖丕蹖丕 禺賵卮賲 丕賵賲丿. 讴鬲丕亘 禺賵亘蹖 亘賵丿 讴賱蹖 禺賳丿蹖丿賲.
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300 reviews109 followers
February 17, 2014
丕賷賳 丿賵賲賷賳 讴鬲丕亘賷賴 讴賴 丕夭 爻丿丕乇賷爻 亘丕 鬲乇噩賲賴 倬賷賲丕賳 禺丕讴爻丕乇 賲賷禺賵賳賲 賵 亘乇毓讴爻 賷讴賷 丿賵 賳賮乇 丕夭 丿賵爻鬲丕賳 亘賴 賳馗乇賲 鬲乇噩賲賴 禺賵亘賷 賴賲 丿丕乇賴 貙丕賱亘鬲賴 賴賳賵夭 鬲乇丨賲賴 賴丕賷 丿賷诏賴 丕賷 賳丿賷丿賲 賵賱賷 亘丕賷丿 诏賮鬲 丕賷賳 讴鬲丕亘 賵 賴賲趩賳亘賳 讴鬲丕亘 賯亘賱賷 乇賵 賳亘丕賷丿 亘丕 乇賲丕賳 賷丕 賲噩賲賵毓賴 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 讴賵鬲丕賴 賷讴賷 丿賵賳爻鬲 貙亘賴 賳馗乇 賲賷丕丿 丕賷賳賴丕 卮亘賴 禺丕胤乇丕鬲賷 賴爻鬲賳丿 讴賴 賲賲讴賳賴 丿乇 夭賳丿诏賷 賴賲賴 賲丕賴丕 倬賷卮 亘賷丕丿 賵賱賷 賴賳乇 賵丕賯毓賷 丕賷賳賴 讴賴 亘鬲賵賳賷賲 賴賲賷賳 丕鬲賮丕賯丕鬲 亘賴 馗丕賴乇 爻丕丿賴 乇丕 亘丕 夭亘丕賳賷 卮賷乇賷賳 禺賵賳丿賳賷 讴賳賷賲 賵 爻丿丕乇賷爻 鬲賵 丕賷賳 夭賲賷賳賴 賵丕賯毓丕 亘賴 賳馗乇賲 丕爻鬲丕丿賴貙丕夭 丕賵賳 讴鬲丕亘賴丕賷賷 爻鬲 讴賴 賲賵賯毓 禺賵賳丿賳卮 趩賳丿賷賳 亘丕乇 亘丕 氐丿丕賷 亘賱賳丿 禺賳丿賷丿賲 賵 亘賴 賳馗乇賲 賲鬲乇噩賲 趩賳賷賳 讴鬲丕亘賴丕賷賷 禺賵丿卮 賴賲 亘丕賷丿 丕爻鬲毓丿丕丿 賳賵卮鬲賳 胤賳夭 乇賵 賴賲 丿丕卮鬲賴 亘丕卮賴 貙丨噩賲 讴賲 讴鬲丕亘 賵 賲賵囟賵毓丕鬲卮 讴賴 夭賷丕丿 丕乇鬲亘丕胤賷 亘賴 賴賲 賳丿丕乇賳丿 禺賵賳丿賳卮 乇丕 禺賷賱賷 乇丕丨鬲鬲乇 賵 噩匕丕亘鬲乇 賲賷讴賳賴...
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165 reviews57 followers
April 14, 2015
爻丿丕乇蹖爻 乇賵 亘丕 讴鬲丕亘 芦亘丕賱丕禺乇賴 蹖賴 乇賵夭蹖 賯卮賳诏 丨乇賮 賲蹖 夭賳賲禄 卮賳丕禺鬲賲. 讴鬲丕亘蹖 讴賴 鬲賵 乇賵夭賴丕蹖 鬲賱禺蹖 讴賴 賲蹖 禺賵賳丿賲卮貙 禺賳丿賴 賴丕蹖 亘賱賳丿 亘乇丕賲 亘賴 賴賲乇丕賴 丿丕卮鬲. 亘乇丕爻丕爻 丕賵賳 鬲噩乇亘賴貙 丕賳鬲馗丕乇 亘蹖卮鬲乇蹖 丕夭 丕蹖賳 讴鬲丕亘 丿丕卮鬲賲貙 丕賲丕 禺亘貙 丕蹖賳 讴鬲丕亘 亘賴 禺賵丿蹖 禺賵丿 讴鬲丕亘 禺賵亘蹖 亘賵丿 . 丕诏乇趩賴 卮蹖乇蹖賳蹖 賴丕蹖 讴鬲丕亘 賯亘賱 乇賵 亘乇丕賲 賳丿丕卮鬲 .
爻丿丕乇蹖爻 賯氐丿 胤賳夭 賳賵卮鬲賳 賳丿丕乇賴貙 丿賱賯讴 亘丕夭蹖 丿乇賳賲蹖丕乇賴 賵 丨乇賮丕蹖 賲爻禺乇賴 賳賲蹖 夭賳賴. 卮禺氐蹖鬲 丕氐賱蹖 讴鬲丕亘貙 賵丕賯毓丕 蹖賴 卮禺氐蹖鬲 胤賳夭賴. 賴賲蹖賳賴 賵 讴丕乇蹖卮 賴賲 賳賲蹖卮賴 讴乇丿. 丕蹖賳 讴賴 鬲賱丕卮蹖 亘乇丕蹖 禺賳丿賴 丿丕乇 亘賵丿賳 鬲賵蹖 丕蹖賳 讴鬲丕亘賴丕 賳亘賵丿貙 亘乇丕賲 丕夭 賴賲賴 趩蹖夭 丿賵爻鬲 丿丕卮鬲賳蹖 鬲乇 賵 胤亘蹖毓蹖 鬲乇 亘賵丿.
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賴賲賵賳 胤賵乇 讴賴 賲蹖 亘蹖賳蹖丿貙 爻乇毓鬲 乇賵丕蹖鬲 讴鬲丕亘 禺蹖賱蹖 爻乇蹖毓賴. 蹖讴 噩賵乇 鬲毓乇蹖賮 禺賵丿賲賵賳蹖 丕鬲賮丕賯丕鬲 夭賳丿诏蹖賴. 丕夭 賯賵丕賳蹖賳 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 讴賵鬲丕賴 讴丕賲賱丕 鬲亘毓蹖鬲 賳賲蹖 讴賳賴 賵 亘毓丿 丕夭 鬲毓乇蹖賮 禺丕胤乇賴 蹖 賲丕卮蹖賳 爻賵丕乇蹖卮 貙 丿乇賲賵乇丿 賵賯鬲蹖 讴賴 丕夭 賲丕卮蹖賳 倬蹖丕丿賴 卮丿賴 賵 讴丕乇蹖 讴賴 讴乇丿賴 賳賲蹖 诏賴貙 亘賱讴賴 禺蹖賱蹖 爻乇蹖毓 亘賴 賳蹖賵蹖賵乇讴 賵 卮蹖讴丕诏賵 賲蹖乇賴 賵 丿乇 胤賵賱 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 賴丕 賲蹖 亘蹖賳蹖賲 禺蹖賱蹖 爻乇蹖毓 丕夭 禺丕胤乇賴 丕蹖 亘賴 禺丕胤乇賴 蹖 丿蹖诏賴 诏匕乇 賲蹖 夭賳賴 亘丿賵賳 丕蹖賳 讴賴 丕丨爻丕爻 讴賳蹖賲 丿丕乇賴 賲丕 乇賵 爻乇賲蹖 丿賵賵賳賴 賵 爻乇賳禺 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 乇賵 诏賲 讴乇丿賴.
鬲乇噩賲踿 禺丕讴爻丕乇 禺蹖賱蹖 禺賵亘賴 賵 賳賲蹖 丿賵賳賲 亘賴卮 趩賴 丕蹖乇丕丿蹖 賲蹖卮賴 诏乇賮鬲. 鬲乇噩賲賴 蹖 禺賵亘貙 丕賵賳 鬲乇噩賲賴 丕蹖賴 讴賴 賳賮賴賲蹖 丿丕乇蹖 蹖賴 讴鬲丕亘 鬲乇噩賲賴 卮丿賴 賲蹖 禺賵賳蹖. 賵 禺丕讴爻丕乇 丿乇 丕蹖賳 丨丿 賲鬲賳 乇賵 賲丕賱 禺賵丿 讴乇丿賴 亘賵丿.

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丕賵賱蹖賳 亘丕乇 亘丕 爻丿丕乇蹖爻 鬲賵蹖 賴賲卮賴乇蹖 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 丌卮賳丕卮丿賲 .胤賳夭蹖 氐賲蹖賲蹖 讴賴 丌丿賲 乇賵 亘丕 禺賵丿卮 賴賲乇丕賴 賲蹖 亘乇丿 .鬲賵蹖 丕蹖賳 賲噩賲賵毓賴 賴賲 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 丕賵賱卮 蹖毓賳蹖 胤丕毓賵賳 鬲蹖讴 賴賲蹖賳 胤賵乇 亘賵丿 鬲丕 亘賯蹖賴 匕丕爻鬲丕賳賴丕 亘禺氐賵氐 禺賵丿 丿丕爻鬲丕賳 賲丕丿乇亘夭乇诏鬲 乇賵 丕夭 丕蹖賳 噩丕亘亘乇.倬丿乇 賵賲丕丿乇 亘丕賲夭賴 賴賲 丿丕乇丿 亘禺氐賵氐 賲丕丿乇卮
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Naked is the title of one of the pieces in this collection; one where Sedaris visits a nudist camp:

鈥滳oming from New York it is heartening to walk into a room and know you鈥檙e not being judged by your clothes. Still, though, as bad a dresser as I am, anything beats being judged by my character.鈥�

But it also serves as an apt titled for the collection. Sedaris strips himself nearly defenseless as he uses his own life, childhood, and family drama as his subjects. He delivers sharp, caustic humor that is frequently served along side genuine sadness and pain.

In A Plague of Tics Sedaris paints his childhood self as an absolute wreck 鈥� little more than a collection of nervous tics stacked inside a raincoat. In Get Your Ya-Ya鈥檚 Out, he tells of his unlovely grandmother who came to live with his family. Of her he says:

I saw her as a benign ghost, silent and invisible until you needed a little spending money.

Upon learning of her demise while he was away at college, his grief was strictly performative:

My sobs sounded as if I were reading them off a page.

Cyclops was by far the funniest piece here, in which his father has a tale of a different mutilated friend for every dangerous activity he wishes to discourage his children from. There鈥檚 the friend whose eye he shot out with a BB gun, the kid he knew who had a table saw blade fly off and split his face, the guy he knew who cut off his own foot with the lawn mower and drove himself to the hospital with his foot in his lap.

But along with the humor, Sedaris delivers real pain. In I Like Guys he discusses growing up in the South gay, with all its accompanying humiliations and shame. And in Ashes his clever, sardonic mother takes center stage with her terminal cancer.

鈥漈he cancer, though, I realize it鈥檚 my own fault. I鈥檓 just sorry that your father鈥檚 still around to remind me of that fact every goddamn fifteen seconds.

As with any Sedaris book, make sure to listen to the audiobook. These pieces are meant to be performed, to be heard. Sedaris and his sister Amy do the reading.


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