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136 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1759
Never was anything so gallant, so well accoutred, so brilliant, and so finely disposed as the two armies. The trumpets, fifes, hautboys, drums, and cannon made such harmony as never was heard in Hell itself.
鈥淎ll this was indispensably necessary,鈥� replied the one鈥揺yed doctor, 鈥渇or private misfortunes are public benefits; so that the more private misfortunes there are, the greater is the general good.鈥�
鈥淭he Moors presently stripped us as bare as ever we were born. My mother, my maids of honor, and myself, were served all in the same manner. It is amazing how quick these gentry are at undressing people. But what surprised me most was, that they made a rude sort of surgical examination of parts of the body which are sacred to the functions of nature. I thought it a very strange kind of ceremony; for thus we are generally apt to judge of things when we have not seen the world. I afterwards learned that it was to discover if we had any diamonds concealed. This practice had been established since time immemorial among those civilized nations that scour the seas. I was informed that the religious Knights of Malta never fail to make this search whenever any Moors of either sex fall into their hands. It is a part of the law of nations, from which they never deviate.鈥�
鈥淚 should like to know which is worse: to be ravished a hundred times by pirates, and have a buttock cut off, and run the gauntlet of the Bulgarians, and be flogged and hanged in an auto-da-fe, and be dissected, and have to row in a galley -- in short, to undergo all the miseries we have each of us suffered -- or simply to sit here and do nothing?鈥�
鈥�'It is demonstrable,' said he, 'that things cannot be otherwise than as they are; for as all things have been created for some end, they must necessarily be created for the best end. Observe, for instance, the nose is formed for spectacles, therefore we wear spectacles. The legs are visibly designed for stockings, accordingly we wear stockings. Stones were made to be hewn and to construct castles, therefore My Lord has a magnificent castle; for the greatest baron in the province ought to be the best lodged. Swine were intended to be eaten, therefore we eat pork all the year round: and they, who assert that everything is right, do not express themselves correctly; they should say that everything is best.'鈥�
鈥淎ll events are linked together in the best of possible worlds; after all, if you had not been driven from a fine castle by being kicked in the backside for love of Miss Cunegonde, if you hadn't been sent before the Inquisition, if you hadn't traveled across America on foot, if you hadn't given a good sword thrust to the baron, if you hadn't lost all your sheep from the good land of Eldorado, you wouldn't be sitting here eating candied citron and pistachios.
賵 賰丕賳 賷乇賷丿 兀賳 賷毓乇賮 賰賷賮 賷氐賱賵賳 賱賱乇亘 賮賷 廿賱丿賵乇丕丿賵 賮賯丕賱 丕賱毓噩賵夭 丕賱胤賷亘 賵 丕賱丨賰賷賲 賵 丕賱賲丨鬲乇賲: 賳丨賳 賱丕 賳氐賱賷 賱賴 賮賱賷爻 賱丿賷賳丕 賲丕 賳胤賱亘賴 廿賱賷賴 賮賱賯丿 兀毓胤丕賳丕 賰賱 賲丕 賷賱夭賲賳丕 賵 賳丨賳 賳卮賰乇賴 亘丕爻鬲賲乇丕乇.賮賷 兀噩賵丕亍 鬲卮亘賴 兀噩賵丕亍 兀賱賮 賱賷賱丞 賵 賱賷賱丞 賷兀禺匕賳丕 賮賵賱鬲賷乇 賮賷 賲睾丕賲乇丕鬲 賲鬲氐賱丞 賱亘胤賱 丕賱乇賵丕賷丞 丕賱爻丕匕噩 賰丕賳丿賷丿 丕賱匕賷 賷亘丨孬 毓賳 丕賱賲毓賳賶 丕賱賮賱爻賮賷 賵乇丕亍 賱 卮賷亍 賵 賷鬲毓乇囟 賱賲睾丕賲乇丕鬲 賱丕 鬲賳賯胤毓 賳賰丕丿 賳賱賴孬 賵乇丕亍賴丕 胤賵賱 丕賱乇賵丕賷丞 丕賱賯氐賷乇丞 孬賲 賷賳鬲賴賷 賮賷 兀乇囟 賲賳 賷馗賳賴 毓丿賵 賮賷爻鬲賯乇 賮賷賴丕 賵 賷氐賱 廿賱賶 禺賱丕氐丞 丕賱丨賰賲丞 亘賰賱賲鬲賴 丕賱卮賴賷乇丞 丕賱兀孬賷乇丞: 廿匕丕 賲丕匕丕 毓賱賷賳丕 兀賳 賳賮毓賱責 賮賱賳毓賲賱 亘賱丕 鬲賮賰賷乇. 賷噩亘 毓賱賷賳丕 兀賳 賳夭乇毓 丨丿賷賯鬲賳丕.
賮卮毓乇 賰丕賳丿賷丿 亘丕賱賮囟賵賱 賱賷乇賶 丕賱賰賴賳丞 賮噩毓賱 賰丕賰丕賲亘賵 賷爻兀賱 兀賷賳 賷賰賵賳賵賳責 賮囟丨賰 丕賱毓噩賵夭 丕賱胤賷亘 賵 賯丕賱: 賷丕 兀氐丿賯丕卅賷 賳丨賳 噩賲賷毓丕 賰賴賳丞. 廿賳 丕賱賲賱賰 賵 賰賱 兀乇亘丕亘 丕賱毓丕卅賱丕鬲 賷乇鬲賱賵賳 丕賱兀賳丕卮賷丿 賵 丕賱丨賲丿 賱賱賴 亘丕丨鬲賮丕賱 賰賱 氐亘丕丨 賵 賷乇丕賮賯賴賲 禺賲爻丞 兀賵 爻鬲丞 丌賱丕賮 賲賵爻賷賯賷.
賲丕匕丕責! 賱賷爻 賱丿賷賰賲 乇賴亘丕賳丕 賷毓賲賱賵賳 賵 賷丨賰賲賵賳 賵 賷兀鬲賲乇賵賳 賵 賷丨乇賯賵賳 丕賱賳丕爻 丕賱匕賷賳 賷禺丕賱賮賵賳賴賲 丕賱乇兀賷責!!!
panglossian - adj. characterized by or given to extreme optimism, especially in the face of unrelieved hardship or adversity.If an English word came from a book's character, that must be something. If the book was written and first published in the 18th century and many people still read it up to now, that must be really something.