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456 pages, Mass Market Paperback
First published September 1, 1973
Buttercup spent her entire life on a farm with her mom, dad and the farm boy who lived outside in the hovel.![]()
鈥淲e鈥檒l never survive!鈥�
鈥淣onsense. You鈥檙e only saying that because no one ever has.鈥�
Life isn't fair, it's just fairer than death, that's all.And soon she learns that with great beauty comes great tragedy.
鈥淎s you wish...鈥�As always, I am ABSOLUTELY in love with this book.
鈥泪苍肠辞苍肠别颈惫补产濒别!"Essentially, it's suffice to know that the Princess Bride is based on a longer story that Goldman edited down into a more manageable book.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.鈥�
鈥淢y name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!鈥�
鈥淭his is my favorite book in all the world, though I have never read it.鈥�
鈥淔encing. Fighting. Torture. Poison. True love. Hate. Revenge. Giants. Hunters. Bad men. Good men. Beautifulest ladies. Snakes. Spiders. Beasts of all natures and descriptions. Pain. Death. Brave men. Coward men. Strongest men. Chases. Escapes. Lies. Truths. Passion. Miracles.鈥�
I smiled at him. How could he not like it? Passion. Duels. Miracles. Giants. True love.I am assuming you have seen this movie. If you somehow haven鈥檛 yet, stop reading this review right now, go watch the movie (I鈥檒l lend you my copy) and then come back. Seriously. I鈥檒l wait.
Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Poison. True love. Hate. Revenge. Giants. Hunters. Bad men. Good men. Beautifulest ladies. Snakes. Spiders. Beasts of all natures and descriptions. Pain. Death. Brave men. Coward men. Strongest men. Chases. Escapes. Lies. Truths. Passions. Miracles.
鈥淐ome my love, I'll tell you a tale
Of a boy and girl and their love story
And how he loved her oh so much
And all the charms she did possess
Now this did happen once upon a time
When things were not so complex
And how he worshipped the ground she walked
And when he looked in her eyes he became obsessed
This love was stronger than the powers so dark
A prince could have within his kingdom
His spells to weak and steal a heart
Within her breast but only sleeping
He said "Don't you know I love you oh so much
And lay my heart at the foot of your dress?"
She said "Don't you know that storybook love's
Always have a happy ending?"
Then he swooped her up just like in the books
And on his stallion they rode away
My love is like a storybook story
But it's as real as the feelings I feel
My love is like a storybook story
But it's as real as the feelings I feel"
鈥淕ood night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.鈥�Just a glimpse of to wet your appetite. Wow, I loved it! The book is about true love and adventure. It has everything, as describes in the beginning:
鈥淔encing. Fighting. Torture. Poison. True Love. Hate. Revenge. Giants. Hunters. Bad men. Good men. Beautifulest Ladies. Snakes. Spiders... Pain. Death. Brave men. Cowardly men. Strongest men. Chases. Escapes. Lies. Truths. Passion. Miracles鈥�.Despite setbacks and misfortune along the way, there is a feeling that everything will turn out all right in the end, and it does. But it鈥檚 also about friendship. Inigo, the greatest swordsman in the world, and Fezzik, the gentle giant that loved rhymes, are great! The scene when they go down the Zoo of Death together is memorable and shows how superb a writer Goldman is.
鈥淭wo things happened:So yes, read and see the movie. Maybe even better than the book, hard to tell, as I saw it a long time ago. But it鈥檚 worth a rerun!
(1) The door, quite clearly, locked.
(2) Out went the candles on the high walls.
"DON'T BE FRIGHTENED!" Inigo screamed.
"I'M NOT, I'M NOT!" Fezzik screamed.鈥�
鈥淣ow what happens?" asked the man in black.
"We face each other as God intended," Fezzik said. "No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone."
"You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people, is that it?鈥�
鈥淧eople don't remember me. Really. It's not a paranoid thing; I just have this habit of slipping through memories. It doesn't bother me all that much, except I guess that's a lie; it does. For some reason, I test very high on forgettability.鈥�
鈥淟ove is many things none of them logical.鈥�___
鈥淟ook. (Grow-ups skip this paragraph.) I'm not about to tell you this book has a tragic ending. I already said in the very first line how it is my favorite in all the world. But there's a lot of bad stuff coming up, torture you've already been prepared for, but there's worse. There's death coming up, and you better understand this: Some of the wrong people die. Be ready for it. This isn't Curious George Uses the Potty. Nobody warned me and it was my own fault (you'll see what I mean in a little) and that was my mistake, so I'm not letting it happen to you. The wrong people die, some of them, and the reason is this: life is not fair. Forget all the garbage your parents put out.鈥�