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447 pages, Kindle Edition
First published August 23, 2022
鈥漎ou are the most annoying man I鈥檝e ever met.鈥�
鈥滻 don鈥檛 care what you call me as long as I鈥檓 top of the list.鈥�
鈥淵ou have no idea, do you? The lengths I鈥檇 go to if you鈥檇 let me. What I鈥檇 do to make you happy.鈥�
鈥滻n a world where I feel like I could be swept away by the waves at any moment, he anchors me. I value that, value him.鈥�
鈥淵ou鈥檙e worth defending. Every cut, bruise, every single pang of anger or frustration. It鈥檚 all worth it. I鈥檇 throw my last punch defending you because you deserve to have someone be that person for you, and there鈥檚 no one more qualified for the job than me.鈥�
鈥淚鈥檓 going to teach you how to be nice.鈥�
鈥淚鈥檓 sure there are plenty of things you can teach me, Nathan, but being nice isn鈥檛 one of them. I鈥檓 a delight.鈥�
鈥淚t felt good hearing him make plans for the future, and I could pretend I don鈥檛 know why, but denial is useless at this point. Everything he says makes me melt, and half the time I don鈥檛 know how to react, so I kiss him, then things escalate, and before I know it, I鈥檓 screaming his name and seeing stars.鈥�
鈥淚 swear to God I will leave you in this airport,鈥� Nate grumbles, slapping my ass, laughing when the noise causes an elderly couple to turn around and look at us, making my cheeks blush.鈥�
鈥淚t鈥檚 like he flicks a switch somewhere and suddenly it鈥檚 Niagara Falls between my legs.鈥�
鈥淗e鈥檚 in a Maple Hills Titans T-shirt and gray sweats, and I hate myself for being a woman swayed by a man in gray sweatpants. Shit. No, there will be no swaying.鈥�
鈥滸ray, obviously, because Nathan Hawkins is a man who was most definitely written by a woman.鈥�
鈥淵ou think he鈥檚 going to manipulate her into forgiving him and then she won鈥檛 need you anymore. You like being needed by her. It makes you feel important. You know Aaron hates you and you think he鈥檚 going to keep her away from you. Which just shows you don鈥檛 know how strong she is, or truly understand how much she loves you.鈥�
鈥淚 shouldn鈥檛 have to scream that I鈥檓 not na茂ve or being manipulated for Nathan to trust my judgment. I shouldn鈥檛 have to beg him to understand that there is a difference between friendship and partnership.鈥�
鈥淭here鈥檚 a warm, full feeling in my heart when I鈥檓 around this team. It鈥檚 unfamiliar but familiar at the same time; a contradiction, I know, but so specific that it feels like it was specifically designed for me. It鈥檚 the feeling I didn鈥檛 know I needed until these guys crashed their way into my life three months ago.鈥�
Is this what kids are into nowadays? Am I too ancient, too old, too out of touch with reality to understand what gen Z likes?
"stop slapping your balls this loud"
"her ass smells so good"
"can Lola really hear my balls?"
Yes, these are all quotes from this book.
Well... there was zero plot. Every single character talked like they were 15 and just found out about sex through giphs on tumblr. And honestly, sex is the only thing they talk about. Every single page. There is nothing but: who's hooking up with who, how many kinky things they've done, waking up and training while wasted from the parties they went to the night before, and how loud his balls are against her thighs when they're having sex.
The FMC has a hardcore/severe eating disorder. AND THERE IS LEGIT A SENTENCE WHERE THEY EXCUSE A GUY KNOCKING SOMEONE UP BY SAYING: oh, it wasn't his fault, he doesn't know a lot about pregnancy. he's a good guy, he's just a 25 year old MAN who doesn't understand how sex works. so you gotta give him a pass.
But yeah, if you want to know what this one is about, it's just a wattpad book that hasn't been edited. But I guess these are the books that get publisher deals nowadays.
There are too many characters that are introduced in a very confusing way. They get yelled at by their coaches every 10 pages and talk about sex and alcohol for the remaining pages. Rinse and repeat. They all end up sharing a rink and spend a lot more time together, yatta, yatta.
It's not the worst book I have ever read. But... It is written like a Wattpad story. Repetitive, long and childish. I JUST don't get it.
I am a geriatric millennial.