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Imperfect Silence by Stewart Stafford
The new roommates were,
The noisiest people alive,
Sandwich-making became,
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Is that dishwashing?
Or a battle reenactment?
Vibrations from videogames,
Shook the hollow home.
Then the 7 a.m. rite again,
Pianos dropped as you slept,
And their jumbo jet snoring,
Blew you out of the bed.
漏 Stewart Stafford, 2022. All rights reserved.
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A girl in middle school once told me that a penis feels just like a tampon, only bigger. I鈥檓 not sure if it鈥檚 something her mom told her to shut her up, or if it鈥檚 somehow true. But as I鈥檓 staring at this man鈥檚 beautiful, bare naked form in front of me, I can tell you that I highly doubt it鈥檚 going to feel like a tampon when he鈥檚 inside me.
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― Crush Course
― Crush Course
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