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“New Rule: Colin Firth has to admit that he's not a human being but a robot designed by women as the perfect man. He's handsome, charming, witty, he's got that accent and a gay best friend...the only way he could be any better is if he ejaculated Häagen-Dazs.”
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The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
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The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
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