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#1

“Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars.”
― Violeta Parra

tags: heartbreak

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#2

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
― Laurence J. Peter

tags: human, humor, misattributed-einstein, philosophy, stupidity

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#3

“There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”
― Oscar Levant

tags: genius, humor, insanity

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#4

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”
― Thomas Szasz

tags: humor, inspirational

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#5

“I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.”
― Jane Austen, Jane Austen's Letters

tags: friends, humor, people

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#6

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
― Mark Twain

tags: classic-insult, funeral, funny, humor

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#7

“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”
― W.C. Fields

tags: humor, success

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#8

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”
― Mae West

tags: humor, temptation

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#9

“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn鈥檛 know.”
― Mark Twain

tags: humor, knowledge

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#10

“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

tags: death, humor, life

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#11

“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”
― Winston S. Churchill

tags: humor, taste

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#12

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
― George Burns

tags: family, happiness, humor

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#13

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

tags: humor, idleness, inspirational

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#14

“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.”
― Winston S. Churchill

tags: history, humor, writing

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#15

“It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.”
― Voltaire

tags: double-standards, ethics, governments, humor, irony, killing, law, mankind, morality, murder, nationalism, nations, war

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