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  • #1
    Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
    “Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away.”
    Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

  • #2
    “My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”
    Woody Allen

  • #3
    Erica Jong
    “The greatest feminists have also been the greatest lovers. I'm thinking not only of Mary Wollstonecraft and her daughter Mary Shelley, but of Anais Nin, Edna St. Vincent Millay, and of course Sappho. You cannot divide creative juices from human juices. And as long as juicy women are equated with bad women, we will err on the side of being bad.”
    Erica Jong

  • #4
    Oscar Levant
    “I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.”
    Oscar Levant

  • #5
    Mae West
    “Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.”
    Mae West

  • #6
    Rita Mae Brown
    “Loving's pretty easy. It's letting someone love you that's hard.”
    Rita Mae Brown, Riding Shotgun
    tags: love

  • #7
    Oscar Wilde
    “I am sick of women who love one. Women who hate one are much more interesting.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #8
    Oscar Wilde
    “Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #9
    Robert Jordan
    “The Creator made women to please the eye, and to boggle the mind.”
    Robert Jordan, The Wheel of Time: Boxed Set

  • #10
    Confucius
    “The funniest people are the saddest ones”
    Confucius

  • #11
    Steven Weinberg
    “Religion is an insult to human dignity. Without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things.
    But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.”
    Steven Weinberg

  • #12
    Alice Hoffman
    “The weak are cruel. The strong have no need to be.”
    Alice Hoffman, The Foretelling

  • #13
    W.C. Fields
    “Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.”
    W.C. Fields

  • #14
    Albert Camus
    “Don’t walk in front of meâ€� I may not follow
    Don’t walk behind me� I may not lead
    Walk beside meâ€� just be my friend”
    Albert Camus

  • #15
    “It's hard to be a bright light in a dim world.”
    Gary Starta

  • #16
    Eleanor Roosevelt
    “We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all.”
    Eleanor Roosevelt

  • #17
    Charles Bukowski
    “People who believe in politics are like people who believe in God: they are sucking wind through bent straws.”
    Charles Bukowski

  • #18
    Aldous Huxley
    “Chastity—the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions, he added parenthetically, out of Remy de Gourmont.”
    Aldous Huxley, Eyeless in Gaza

  • #19
    Charles Bukowski
    “you boys can keep your virgins
    give me hot old women in high heels
    with asses that forgot to get old.”
    Charles Bukowski, Love Is a Dog from Hell

  • #20
    George Meredith
    “A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.”
    George Meredith, Diana of the Crossways

  • #21
    Charles Bukowski
    “Great art is horseshit, buy tacos.”
    Charles Bukowski

  • #22
    Christopher Moore
    “There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.”
    Christopher Moore, Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings

  • #23
    Charles Bukowski
    “To me, nudity is a joke. I don't think nude people are very attractive at all. I like my women fully clothed. I like to imagine what might be under there. It might not be the standard thing. Imagine, stripping a woman down, and she has a body like a little submarine. With periscope, propellers, torpedoes. That would be the one for me. I'd marry her right off and be faithful to the end.”
    Charles Bukowski

  • #24
    “Some PR is about getting information about a great product or thingy out to the people who would enjoy it, while other PR is about creating a web of lies that conceals the fact that your company harnesses the energy produced by rape and uses it to make a chemical that kills forests for fun. Either way, you're going to need it.”
    Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life

  • #25
    “Entertainment is business: the business of fucking art in the face.”
    Eugene Mirman, The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life

  • #26
    Dorothy Parker
    “Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa.”
    Dorothy Parker

  • #27
    “Try not to wake up on fire.”
    Eugene Mirman
    tags: humor

  • #28
    Lenny Bruce
    “If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.”
    Lenny Bruce

  • #29
    Bernard M. Baruch
    “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
    Bernard M. Baruch

  • #30
    William W. Purkey
    “You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
    Love like you'll never be hurt,
    Sing like there's nobody listening,
    And live like it's heaven on earth.”
    William W. Purkey



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