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“I mean, maybe I am crazy. I mean, maybe. But if this is all there is, then I don't want to be sane.”
― Neil Gaiman, Neverwhere

“I do nothing all day, but I am tired. Lethargy has settled into me. I feel slack and languid. Does this mean I am starting to accept this life?”
― David Ely

“I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.”
― jim butcher, Summer Knight

“The longer I live and the more experience I have of the world, the more I am convinced that, after all, the one thing that is most worth living for-and dying for, if need be-is the opportunity of making someone else more happy.”
― Booker T. Washington

“Forgive me, I guess I am off in the head, but I mean, except for a quickie piece of ass it wouldn't matter to me if all the people in the world died. Yes, I know it's not nice. But I'd be as contended as a snail; it was, after all, the people who had made me unhappy.”
― Charles Bukowski, Tales of Ordinary Madness

“I know I was born and I know that I'll die
The in between is mine
I am mine”
― Pearl Jam

“The thing is, I am so lonely I can hardly breathe.”
― Talitha Stevenson, An Empty Room

“I sit and feel lonely. Sitting and feeling lonely is something I am a spectacular success at. I can do it for hours. Everyone is good at something.”
― Martin Millar, Ruby and the Stoneage Diet

“A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?”
― Albert Einstein

“We were kissing.
I thought: This is good.
I thought: I am not bad at this kissing. Not bad at all.
I thought: I am clearly the greatest kisser in the history of the universe.
Suddenly she laughed and pulled away from me. She wiggled a hand out of her sleeping bag and wiped her face. "You slobbered on my nose," she said, and laughed”
― John Green, Looking for Alaska

“Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss”
― Diablo Cody, Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper

“If life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gives them vodka and throw a party.”
― Kevin Ward

“Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.”
― Jim Butcher, Changes

“My father has a high opinion of his opinion”
― Chelsea Handler, Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

“It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.”
― Jimmy Buffett

“I think Saturday may be Latin for "stay in pajamas til noon then eventually motivate yourself to shower and get ready for bed that night.”
― Bart Millard

“Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.”
― Groucho Marx

“I wish my nose would blow me for once.”
― Brian Celio

“I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.”
― Lauren Myracle

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
― George Carlin

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
― Will Rogers

“I've had great success being a total idiot. ”
― Jerry Lewis

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
― Cathy Guiswite

“The trouble with morning is that it comes well before noon.”
― Libba Bray, The Sweet Far Thing

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
― Dean Martin

“In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To sit around licking my ass.”
― Charles Bukowski, The Captain is Out to Lunch and the Sailors Have Taken Over the Ship

“Don’t walk in front of me�� I may not follow
Don’t walk behind me�� I may not lead
Walk beside me�� just be my friend”
― Albert Camus

“If you're losing your soul and you know it, then you've still got a soul left to lose”
― Charles Bukowski and Carl Weissner

“Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside �� remembering all the times you've felt that way.”
― Charles Bukowski

“Real loneliness is not necessarily limited to when you are alone.”
― Charles Bukowski