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  • #1
    Darren Shan
    “Even in death may you triumphant”
    Darren Shan

  • #2
    Darren Shan
    “Stick it up your crack, you warped son of a mutant b*tch!”
    Darren Shan, Lord Loss

  • #3
    Rumiko Takahashi
    “Kaede: I know this, ungrateful dog. In order to find the sacred jewel shards, Kagome's spirtual power is essential. Yet ye made her upset with your words an sent her running home

    InuYasha: That was her idea! she chose to go home! She said: "I'm going home! You jerk!"

    Kaede: InuYasha, that imitation was pathetic.

    InuYasha: I'm a demon, not a comedian! ”
    Rumiko Takahashi

  • #4
    Rumiko Takahashi
    “I never thought... that someone liked me... not like a demon... not like a half-demon... not even like human... just like... just like me!" -Inuyasha”
    Rumiko Takahashi

  • #5
    Darren Shan
    “Because we live in a world under siege,â€� I say. “Life sucks for mages and magicians- you taught me that. Bad things happen to those of us who get involved, but if we didn't fight, we'd be in an even worse state. None of it it’s your fault, any more than it’s the fault of the moon or the stars.â€�
    Dervish nods slowly, then arches an eyebrow �The moon or the stars?�
    “I always get poetic when I'm dealing with self-pitying simpletons.”
    Darren Shan, Wolf Island

  • #6
    Darren Shan
    “Real life's nasty. It's cruel. It doesn't care about heroes and happy endings and the way things should be. In real life, bad things happen. People die. Fights are lost. Evil often wins.”
    Darren Shan

  • #7
    Darren Shan
    “Even a minute of dying is better than an eternity of nothingness. ”
    Darren Shan, Sons of Destiny

  • #8
    Darren Shan
    “Ever hear of the phrase, Banging you're head on a brick wall?"
    Ah, but you forget, Darren, vampires can break brick walls with their heads.”
    Darren Shan, Hunters of the Dusk

  • #9
    Darren Shan
    “The thing about real life is, when you do something stupid, it normally costs you. In books the heroes can make as many mistakes as they like. It doesn't matter what they do, because everything works out in the end. They'll beat the bad guys and put things right and everything ends up cool.
    In real life, vacuum cleaners kill spiders. If you cross a busy road without looking, you get whacked by a car. If you fall from a tree, you break some bones.
    Real life's nasty. It's cruel. It doesn't care about heroes and happy endings and the way things should be. In real life, bad things happen. People die. Fights are lost. Evil often wins.
    I just wanted to make that clear before I begun.”
    Darren Shan, Cirque du Freak: A Living Nightmare

  • #10
    Darren Shan
    “A world of "if"s, but it would make no difference. If I could go back in time... but I couldn't. The past was behind me. The best thing now would be to stop looking over my shoulder. It was time to forget the past and look to the present and future.”
    Darren Shan, Cirque du Freak: A Living Nightmare

  • #11
    Darren Shan
    “Maybe you're going insane."
    "Maybe," agreed Kernel.
    "I was joking."
    "I wasn't.”
    Darren Shan, Wolf Island

  • #12
    Darren Shan
    “It is too easy to say 'what if' and paint a picture of a perfect world.”
    Darren Shan, The Lake of Souls

  • #13
    Darren Shan
    “You do not have to be alone. The world never inflicts loneliness upon us. That is something we choose or reject by ourselves.”
    Darren Shan, Birth of a Killer

  • #14
    Darren Shan
    “The hands of Fate keep time on a heart-shaped watch."

    - Harkat Mulds(The Trials of Death)”
    Darren Shan, Trials of Death

  • #15
    Darren Shan
    “What are you doing?"
    "Looking for my fangs."
    "We don't grow fangs you idiot!”
    Darren Shan, Cirque du Freak: A Living Nightmare

  • #16
    Darren Shan
    “You thought I was a werewolf?" Dervish asks.
    "Yes" I answer hollowly.
    "You ass.”
    Darren Shan, Lord Loss
    tags: humor

  • #17
    Darren Shan
    “There's something different about you," he says.
    "I've started styling my hair differently," I laugh.
    "Oh. I thought it was that you were three feet taller, a hell of a lot broader, look like a werewolf, and are naked expect for that bit of cloth around your waist. But you're right - it's the hair.”
    Darren Shan, Wolf Island
    tags: humor

  • #18
    Darren Shan
    “She was a beautiful woman." Gavner sighed, tracing the outline of one of the elephants. "She just had very bad taste in underwear â€�"
    "And in boyfriends," I added impishly.
    Mr. Crepsley burst into laughter at that”
    Darren Shan, Vampire Mountain

  • #19
    Darren Shan
    “You should take more pride in your appearance,â€� I tell him. “You'll never attract girls with an ugly mug like that.”
    Darren Shan, Lord Loss

  • #20
    Darren Shan
    “Throw up whatever's making you sick, Darren," he said, "then get your behind back in here.”
    Darren Shan, Cirque du Freak: A Living Nightmare

  • #21
    Darren Shan
    “If he comes in the dark, then it's KYAG Time!"

    - Harkat Mulds (The Lake of Souls)”
    Darren Shan, The Lake of Souls

  • #22
    Darren Shan
    “You mean I might end up like you one day?" I asked, alarmed at the thought of sounding so serious and stuffy.
    "You might," Mr Crepsley said, "though I would not bet on it. Seba commanded my utmost respect, so I tried hard to copy what he did. You, on the other hand, seem to be determined to do the opposite of everything I say."
    "I'm not that bad," I grinned, but there was some grain of truth in his words. I'd always been stubborn. I admired Mr Crepsley more than he knew, but hated the idea of looking like a pushover who did everything he was told. Sometimes I disobeyed the vampire just so he wouldn't think I was paying attention to what he said!”
    Darren Shan, Vampire Mountain

  • #23
    Darren Shan
    “No, thats not how it happened... Mr crepsley dropped. He was impaled on the stakes. Heï»� died. And it was awful... His cries as he writhed there, bleeding and dying, burning and screaming, will stay with me till I die. Maybe I'll even carry them with me after I go.”
    Darren Shan, Hunters of the Dusk

  • #24
    Darren Shan
    “Then set the hounds loose, boy - it's time to kick demonic ass!”
    Darren Shan, Demon Thief

  • #25
    Darren Shan
    “The demons were scary, but girls - Well, girls are really terrifying”
    Darren Shan, Lord Loss

  • #26
    Darren Shan
    “There are a lot of black-hearted, mean-spirited bastards in the world. It's important that we hold them to acount. But always remember that you might be the most black-hearted and mean-spirited in the lot, so hold yourself the most accountable of all.”
    Darren Shan, Zom-B Underground

  • #27
    Darren Shan
    “... please Lady... Do not speak of it. I was young and foolish."
    "You most certainly were."
    "You are cruel, Evanna.”
    Darren Shan, Hunters of the Dusk

  • #28
    Darren Shan
    “The thing about real life is, when you do something stupid, it normally costs you.”
    Darren Shan, Cirque du Freak: A Living Nightmare

  • #29
    Darren Shan
    “Meddling, smug, stupid little..."
    "She likes me! They always play hard to get when they like me!"
    "No. You do not understand. I could not have done it because I can not read or write.”
    Darren Shan, Allies of the Night

  • #30
    Darren Shan
    “If he turned his back on humanity now, it would be forever.”
    Darren Shan, Birth of a Killer



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