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    E. Lockhart
    “Gideon laughed. "I like to be direct."
    "Okay," I said. "But I warn you, I like to be evasive, inserutable and generally send mixed messages."
    "I doubt it."
    "Human interaction is not my strong point," I told him.
    "Not seriously."
    "Seriously," I said. Thinking: There is so much about me he doesn't know.
    Gideon put his hand on my leg. "What's your strong point, then?"
    "Goats," I told him. "I am excellent with goats.”
    ― E. Lockhart, Real Live Boyfriends: Yes. Boyfriends, Plural. If My Life Weren't Complicated, I Wouldn't Be Ruby Oliver
    tags: chick-lit, chicklit, cute, humor, humorous, humour, lol, love
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    Tucker Max
    “Ladies, let me give you some advice. You can throw all your stupid fucking chick-lit, self-help, why-doesn't-he-love-me books out, because this is all you need to know: Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as "deserving" respect; you get what you demand from people.. if you demand respect, he will either respect you or he won't associate with you. It really is that simple.”
    ― Tucker Max, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
    tags: male-thinking, men-and-women
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    J.R. Ward
    “The staircase that was revealed was lit with a soft red glow.
    I feel like I'm walking down into a porn movie," V muttered as they took the steps with care.
    Wouldn't that require more black candles for you," Zsadist cracked.
    At the bottom of the landing, they looked left and right down a corridor carved out of stone, seeing row after row of...black candles with ruby color flames.
    I take that back," Z said, eyeing the display.
    We start hearing chick-a-wow-wow shit," V cut in, "can I start calling you Z-packed?"
    Not if you want to keep breathing.”
    ― J.R. Ward, Lover Avenged
    tags: humor
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    Marian Keyes
    “I loved being in my own head so much, it was getting harder and harder being with other people.”
    ― Marian Keyes, Anybody Out There?
    tags: anybody-out-there, chick-lit, marian-keyes
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    Priya Ardis
    “You'll get fired if anyone finds out about us!"
    "So many rules in this century," Vane muttered.”
    ― Priya Ardis, My Merlin Awakening
    tags: arthurian, chick-lit, coming-of-age, e-books, ebooks, fairy-tales, fantasy, heroic-fantasy, mythology, paranormal, paranormal-romance, retellings, sword-and-sworcery, urban-fantasy, wizards, ya-paranormal, ya-romance, young-adult, young-adult-fantasy
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    Jen Lancaster
    “Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS.”
    ― Jen Lancaster
    tags: chick-lit, humor, medication, mental-health-humor, psychiatric-drugs
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    Stephanie Perkins
    “I laugh, and it sounds like I've been sucking helium.”
    ― Stephanie Perkins, Isla and the Happily Ever After
    tags: chick-lit, contemporary, contemporary-romance, isla-and-the-happily-ever-after, standalone, stephanie-perkins, teen-fiction, ya
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    Dr. Seuss
    “Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”
    ― Dr. Seuss, Happy Birthday to You!
    tags: comedy, life, yourself
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    Chris Rock
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?”
    ― Chris Rock
    tags: comedy, everyday-life, funny, humor, observational-comedy
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    Chris Rock
    “Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.”
    ― Chris Rock
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    J.R. Ward
    “You are a manipulator.
    I like to think of myself more as an outcome engineer.”
    ― J.R. Ward, Lover Eternal
    tags: brothers, comedy, dark, euphemism, label, manipulation
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    Stephen King
    “A tragedy is a tragedy, and at the bottom, all tragedies are stupid. Give me a choice and I'll take A Midsummer Night's Dream over Hamlet every time. Any fool with steady hands and a working set of lungs can build up a house of cards and then blow it down, but it takes a genius to make people laugh.”
    ― Stephen King
    tags: comedy, creativity, tragedy
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