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“Don't talk about heaven if you've never been to Bali.”
― Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity

“I guess having one hundred and four condoms full of heroin in your guts and the thought of a firing squad in your head make will make most things seem insignificant.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“A gut full of heroin and the looming possibility of bunking in an overcrowded cell in Kerobokan to await my death makes you feel a bit sorry for some of the things you've done.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“My biggest problem is that my flight is to depart from Denpasar International Airport in Indonesia, where the penalty for drug trafficking is death by firing squad.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“By three in the afternoon, after one Bintang too many, I was absolutely smashed and feared that trying to stand may end badly.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“If there's anything worse in this world than a bad batch of babi guling, it's hindsight.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“She suggested I buy her a drink. I shouldn't have, but I was quite drunk and she was quite pretty.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“I'd shown interest, and showing interest in Bali means that the salesman is most likely going to walk away with your money.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule

“There has to be at least one other reason besides money that makes you do the things that you do.”
― S.A. Tawks, Mule