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Laugh Quotes

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“THE FOUR HEAVENLY FOUNTAINS


Laugh, I tell you
And you will turn back
The hands of time.

Smile, I tell you
And you will reflect
The face of the divine.

Sing, I tell you
And all the angels will sing with you!

Cry, I tell you
And the reflections found in your pool of tears -
Will remind you of the lessons of today and yesterday
To guide you through the fears of tomorrow.”
Suzy Kassem, Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem

Doris Day
“I like joy; I want to be joyous. I want to smile and I want to make people laugh. And that`s all I want. I like being happy. I want to make others happy.”
Doris Day

Steve Carell
“Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.”
Steve Carell

“Anyone who has learned the Quran and holds it lovingly in his heart will 'value his nights when people are asleep, his days when people are given to excess, his grief when people are joyful, his weeping when people laugh, his silence when people chatter and his humility when people are arrogant'. In other words every moment of life will be precious to him, and he should therefore be 'gentle', never harsh nor quarrelsome, 'nor one who makes a clamour in the market nor one who is quick to anger'.”
Ibn Mas'ud

Bill Bryson
“People don't talk like this, theytalklikethis. Syllables, words, sentences run together like a watercolor left in the rain. To understand what anyone is saying to us we must separate these noises into words and the words into sentences so that we might in our turn issue a stream of mixed sounds in response. If what we say is suitably apt and amusing, the listener will show his delight by emitting a series of uncontrolled high-pitched noises, accompanied by sharp intakes of breath of the sort normally associated with a seizure or heart failure. And by these means we converse. Talking, when you think about it, is a very strange business indeed.”
Bill Bryson, The Mother Tongue: English and How It Got That Way

Angela Carter
“The clown may be the source of mirth, but - who shall make the clown laugh?”
Angela Carter , Nights at the Circus

Anne Bishop
“The Dimwit's Guide to the Female Mind might assist your efforts in understanding human females. But it must be pointed out that this subject can be a dangerous adventure and should be undertaken with extreme caution. After all, human males have been trying to understand their females for generations, and most of the time they come away from these encounters looking like someone stuck their tails into an electric socket.”
Anne Bishop, Marked in Flesh

Jennifer Donnelly
“There were times when I lifted my face to the sky, stretched my arms wide to the winter night, and laughed out loud, so happy was I.

The memory of it makes me laugh now, but not from happiness.

Be careful what you show the world.

You never know when the wolf is watching.”
Jennifer Donnelly, Revolution

Mark Twain
“The signs of excessive indulgence in this destructive pastime are easily detectable. They are these: A disposition to eat, to drink, to smoke, to meet together convivially, to laugh, to joke, and tell indelicate storiesâ€� and mainly, a yearning to paint pictures.”
Mark Twain, On Masturbation

Kamand Kojouri
“I am so tired.
I have grown old from being serious.
I have grown ill from being serious.
I want to laugh at myself.
I want to forget myself.
I am so tired.”
Kamand Kojouri

Santosh Kalwar
“Happiness is a big joke; let us laugh at it loud.”
Santosh Kalwar

Douglas Adams
“He sniggered.
He didn't like to think of himself as the sort of person who giggled or sniggered, but he had to admit that he had been giggling and sniggering almost continuously for well over half an hour now.”
Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

Steve Goodier
“It’s true that laughter really is cheap medicine. It’s a prescription anyone can afford. And best of all, you can fill it right now.”
Steve Goodier

Alexandra Potter
“I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.”
Alexandra Potter, Calling Romeo

Christine Feehan
“If you allowed yourself to hear or feel amusement, you would hear and feel pain.”
Christine Feehan, Water Bound

Osayi Emokpae Lasisi
“When was the last time you had a good belly-shaking-tear-jerking-snot-producing laugh?
That long?”
Osayi Osar-Emokpae, Impossible Is Stupid

Jim Stovall
“... sometimes in life, you either laugh or you cry. And I prefer to laugh.”
Jim Stovall

Julia Quinn
“James started to laugh. His chin hurt where she'd smacked him twice, his foot throbbed where she'd stepped on it, and his entire body felt as if he'd swum through a rosebush, which wasn't as far off the truth as it sounded. Yet still he started to laugh.”
Julia Quinn, How to Marry a Marquis

“He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.”
Jim Benton, Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers

Richelle E. Goodrich
“Teach me to sing and recite,
To whistle and jingle and strum.

Teach me to color and paint,
To sculpt and weave and create.

Teach me to sway and dance,
To tap and leap and twirl.

Teach me to laugh and giggle,
To tickle and play and pretend.

Teach me that life is beautiful.”
Richelle E. Goodrich, Making Wishes: Quotes, Thoughts, & a Little Poetry for Every Day of the Year

Amos Smith
“I have been a skeptic all my life, and it took me a long time to affirm the Seed of Christ through actual experience. Like scientists, I ultimately trust experienceâ€�.”
Amos Smith, Holistic Mysticism: The Integrated Spiritual Path of the Quakers

Thomas F. Shubnell
“Laugh soon because you never know how soon it will be too late”
Thomas F. Shubnell
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Derek Landy
“Which college?'
'Hmm?'
'Which college do you go to?'
Fletcher nodded. 'Yes.'
'I'm sorry?'
'Oh,' Fletcher said, and laughed.
Valkyrie's parents looked at Fletcher in near bewilderment. Fletcher looked back at them in total bewilderment. Valkyrie shook her head.”
Derek Landy, Mortal Coil

“The following ten throws went a variety of places. I never hit the target, but I was getting closer. Isabella was laughing so hard she wrote "Please stop can't breathe" in the dirt with her finger.”
Jim Benton, Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers

“Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought...once you've hired the car...”
Tim Key

Kiki Archer
“I love everything. The way she strokes her earlobe when she's thinking. The way she chews her pen when she's writing. The way she laughs. The way she smiles. The way she's kind. The way she cares. The way she listens. Just everything. She's just incredible. I've never met anyone quite like her before.”
Kiki Archer, But She Is My Student

Mac Barnett
“This was so unfunny, Steve had to laugh.”
Mac Barnett, The Case of the Case of Mistaken Identity

Toba Beta
“If you feel suddenly so anxious for laugh,
then it's too late to find ha-ha in dictionary.”
Toba Beta, My Ancestor Was an Ancient Astronaut

Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live”
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Deon Meyer
“Ik wilde haar weer horen lachen. Sterker nog: ik wilde de lach uit haar tevoorschijn toveren, ik wilde de reden zijn waarom die melodie gespeeld werd, want het was de klank van geluk, van tevredenheid, van alles wat goed en mooi was in de wereld.”
Deon Meyer, Onsigbaar