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Quip Quotes

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William Shakespeare
“It is an heretic that makes the fire,
Not she which burns in't.”
William Shakespeare, The Winter's Tale

C.J. Redwine
“Thad: “But this is a boy, and you need to think of your reputation if you’re spending time alone with him—�

Ari: ”Learning how to put a man's eye out or take him down at the knees. Very romantic stuff, Thad. Very romantic. Oh, and we also hid a body together, so we're practically engaged.”
C.J. Redwine, The Wish Granter

Initially NO
“It must be an odd person indeed that can say for certain they are normal.”
Initially NO, Percipience: Outside the range of understood sense

Mora Early
“Well, I can hardly lick champagne off your dazzling personality, now can I?”
Mora Early, Twisted Arrangement

Dan    Brown
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“General Unified Theory.� Kohler quipped. “The theory of everything.”
Dan Brown, Angels & Demons

“Yeah, sure. You know I can't stand the sight of blood, right?"
"Said no one ever while dating a vampire," he quipped
"Very clever. Ten points to Gryffindor.”
Krisit Cook

Jean-Christophe Valtat
“This isn't the time for bravado, Mr. Orsini,' he said.

Brentford couldn't help himself. 'No, it isn't,' he said. 'Perhaps you could come back later?”
Jean-Christophe Valtat, Luminous Chaos

Philip K. Dick
“I could see why she felt attracted to Sam K. Barrows. Birds of a feather, or rather lizards of a scale.”
Philip K. Dick, We Can Build You
tags: quip, witty

John Conroe
“Lydia, I couldn't figure you out with a four hundred page manual and a telephone help line.”
John Conroe, God Touched
tags: humor, quip

Les Standiford
“That's easy," Russell said. "Because everybody else in this here place is crooked as a dog's hind leg. ...”
Les Standiford, Bone Key
tags: funny, quip

“Louella remarked that when foreign nations had intercourse with this country they knew they had been intercoursed.”
Jack Woodford, The Autobiography of Jack Woodford

James S.A. Corey
“[T]hat question is like asking what color Tuesday was. It’s meaningless.”
James S.A. Corey, Caliban’s War
tags: quip

Tammie Painter
“Sirius had the relaxed, confident demeanor Seatticans were known for...and an overall likable disposition. If you weren't being forced to marry him, that is.”
Tammie Painter, Domna, Part One: The Sun God's Daughter

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