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“Thad: “But this is a boy, and you need to think of your reputation if you’re spending time alone with him—�
Ari: ”Learning how to put a man's eye out or take him down at the knees. Very romantic stuff, Thad. Very romantic. Oh, and we also hid a body together, so we're practically engaged.”
― The Wish Granter
Ari: ”Learning how to put a man's eye out or take him down at the knees. Very romantic stuff, Thad. Very romantic. Oh, and we also hid a body together, so we're practically engaged.”
― The Wish Granter

“It must be an odd person indeed that can say for certain they are normal.”
― Percipience: Outside the range of understood sense
― Percipience: Outside the range of understood sense

“Well, I can hardly lick champagne off your dazzling personality, now can I?”
― Twisted Arrangement
― Twisted Arrangement
“Yeah, sure. You know I can't stand the sight of blood, right?"
"Said no one ever while dating a vampire," he quipped
"Very clever. Ten points to Gryffindor.”
―
"Said no one ever while dating a vampire," he quipped
"Very clever. Ten points to Gryffindor.”
―

“This isn't the time for bravado, Mr. Orsini,' he said.
Brentford couldn't help himself. 'No, it isn't,' he said. 'Perhaps you could come back later?”
― Luminous Chaos
Brentford couldn't help himself. 'No, it isn't,' he said. 'Perhaps you could come back later?”
― Luminous Chaos

“I could see why she felt attracted to Sam K. Barrows. Birds of a feather, or rather lizards of a scale.”
― We Can Build You
― We Can Build You

“Lydia, I couldn't figure you out with a four hundred page manual and a telephone help line.”
― God Touched
― God Touched

“That's easy," Russell said. "Because everybody else in this here place is crooked as a dog's hind leg. ...”
― Bone Key
― Bone Key
“Louella remarked that when foreign nations had intercourse with this country they knew they had been intercoursed.”
― The Autobiography of Jack Woodford
― The Autobiography of Jack Woodford

“Sirius had the relaxed, confident demeanor Seatticans were known for...and an overall likable disposition. If you weren't being forced to marry him, that is.”
― Domna, Part One: The Sun God's Daughter
― Domna, Part One: The Sun God's Daughter
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