Oh the things one does when one gets bored after nearly 300 days in unemployed isolation.
Remember way, way back at the beginning of this pandemic wheOh the things one does when one gets bored after nearly 300 days in unemployed isolation.
Remember way, way back at the beginning of this pandemic when everyone went batshit crazy and bought all the toilet paper and bread, and then everyone bought all the yeast to make the bread they couldn鈥檛 buy? Good times. Well, at the time I went on the internet looking for books on baking some baked goods and I came across this book Hot Crossed Buns! 鈥榊um, that sounds delicious!鈥�
Okay, that isn鈥檛 true, but I did get this book as result of the pandemic. We are all familiar with Zoom, for better or for worse, Right? I join this weekly Zoom chat of politically like minded people who are fans of and some are regular callers to the Stephanie Miller Show... yes that鈥檚 my name.... no it鈥檚 not me. It has been a life saver in this insane time.
One of the participants is Yoni (rhymes with macaroni) who I鈥檝e been friends with on various social platforms for a while but hadn鈥檛 had a lot of interaction with, he messages me. You all know the chat, well, Yoni sends me one of those private messages and we get chatting. He gets a little pervey, which is to be expected, because he is well known, out and proud perv.
Yoni: google Consensual Adult Spanking. After you calm down email me and tell me what you think.
DO NOT GOOGLE CONSENSUAL ADULT SPANKING. JUST DON鈥橳 DO IT!
Okay, it wasn鈥檛 that bad. There were some very informative blogs butt (heheh, see what I did there?) there are things that I saw that can鈥檛 unsee for the rest of my days. Don鈥檛 make the same mistake I did, buy this book instead. It鈥檚 a short, easy, informative read that tells you everything you might like to know about spanking without burning your retinas.
After I calm down by applying ice to eyes I email Yoni,
OUCH
He emailed me back complaining that I didn鈥檛 give him enough feedback. I fedback. He sent me a digital copy of Hot Crossed Buns: A Beginners Guide to Spanking written by his wife Tasha Lee, in exchange for a honest review (he doesn鈥檛 know about that last part.) Apparently he didn鈥檛 think to do that in the first place instead of sending me flailing and swimming through the infested waters of the Google swamp!
This is not a subject I would have looked into on my own so I never would have found this book on my own. Tasha does a great job! She really knows stuff (and that stuff is paddles and floggers, etc.) It鈥檚 very open and honest.
鈥淨: What鈥檚 spanking like?
A: Between two consenting adults, spanking is fun. It鈥檚 like a warm breeze on a cool evening. It鈥檚 like jumping into a swimming pool. It鈥檚 like a stimulating massage. I could go on and on, but the truth is, it鈥檚 not very easy to put into words. Try describing good sex to a virgin who鈥檚 never even been kissed. You鈥檒l use adjectives; you might share the biological particulars; but, in truth, it can be very different for each person in each situation. It can even be extremely different for two people in the exact same situation at the exact same time.鈥�
鈥淨: What do I do if someone finds out I鈥檓 interested in spanking and thinks I鈥檓 a weirdo?
A: Interestingly enough, it鈥檚 rare that people will openly voice their disapproval. I鈥檝e actually never encountered it and, as is obvious from my writing this book, I鈥檓 not exactly hiding. At the same time, I鈥檝e gotten some odd looks on occasion. People tend to take their cues from you. If you treat the subject as no big deal, generally people will treat it the same way, even if they aren鈥檛 particularly interested. That鈥檚 not to say there aren鈥檛 people out there who may find it morally reprehensible. However, that is their problem, not yours. If you come across it, do your best to simply ignore these people. If you suspect someone close to you has these views, how you handle that will be up to you. I would mostly speak of other things and not invite them to come play, or see your collection of floggers, should you choose to acquire a collection.鈥�
In conclusion, please buy this book. I鈥檓 serious. This pandemic will not last forever and I鈥檓 worried that if the sales don鈥檛 increase sufficiently from the writing of this review I may meet the business end of one of those implements pictured in the book. I don鈥檛 deserve it. I鈥檝e been a very good reviewer.........more
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