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The Wall of Winnipeg and Me by Mariana Zapata
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***ONE OF MY TOP FAVORITE BOOKS OF ALL TIME***

So many re-reads, it's not even funny...

REVIEW:

5 "I Would Lick the Sweat Off Aiden's B@lls All Day, Every Day" Stars

After reading 2014's Under Locke and 2015's Kulti, I knew I enjoyed Mariana Zapata's shit.

But after reading this one I am officially so fucking #TeamZapata #TeamAiden #TeamMuscledHunkofSexyManMeat #RidiculousInstagram-likeParagraphofIdioticHastags that I'm going to make up my own nationally organized sport league (cause you know NFL...NFO...who even cares) activity I shall hereafter refer to as...

...drum roll please...

STEALTH CHASE

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Or perhaps...

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But we don't let felonies get us down here at the Stealth Chase Organization.

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And at least in prison we could have unlimited Zapata reading time.

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Anyprisonrape, if you aren't familiar with Zapata's work, bear this in mind:

***Pay attentions smut scalers***

Zapata's books are very slow burn. In fact, some might consider them plain slow moving as a whole, especially considering the smexy times are always a looooong time coming (haha! pun!).

Now this is usually a HUGE problem for me.

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I have no shame in my game, so I will plainly state:

1) As I get older, I seem to have the attention span of a fruit fly.

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I swear I'm like Benjamin Fucking Button, maturity-wise. I get more childish the older I get. Life's too short. So slower reads are not usually my bag.

2) I get blue balls in my girls parts like a priest at a Playboy party if I don't get any smexy times by the 50% mark.

Which makes me, well, cue tantrum.

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But with Zapata - especially in this one - the trade-off is SO worth it.

The richness of this story is so hard to explain and the time she takes to build the relationship between Aiden and Vanessa makes it so beautiful.

Also, even though the pace of the story is slow, it doesn't feel slow. Something about the way Zapata writes makes it seem like really big stuff is happeneing during really small moments - because it is.

I remember reading a scene where Aiden is holding Vanessa in his lap and the way Zapata wrote about how his arms hung over her thighs and his hands wrapped around her knees had me fucking enthralled. Honestly, I found that scene (and other scenes in this book) more sensual than 90% of the sex scenes I've read. And you know I've read a-fucking-LOT of those.

Something I also love about Zapata's writing style (which others might not) is that she only gives the h's POV. We never get Aiden's POV.

And I dig it.

It made him so enigmatic and interesting that it made this story even richer for me in much the same way that the details and the pacing does. You have to read to get to know the characters. You have to read to get to the love story. It's not handed to you within 50 pages, there is no insta-ANYTHING.

It's almost like you have to earn it in Zapata's books. And, like anything in life, the things you earn are the things you appreciate the most. And you seriously appreciate this love story by the time you get to end.

I adored this book and I adore Zapata's writing style. Everything is shown to you. Not told. And to me that's the sign of a truly talented author. She has easily become one of my top authors and I will forever hereafter be the front runner in the Stealth Chase games to stalk her whenever she releases anything new.
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“What if everyone hates me and no one talks to me? What if someone throws something at me?� Aiden snorted, setting the shirt he’d been holding aside and picking up the next one on the pile. “What are they going to throw? Bookmarks?”
Mariana Zapata, The Wall of Winnipeg and Me


Reading Progress

Started Reading
March 5, 2016 – Shelved
March 5, 2016 –
3.0% ""At six foot four, just a quarter inch shy of six five, sometimes weighing up to two hundred and eighty pounds in the middle of the off season, and with a presence that made him seem closer to some mythological hero than an average mortal, Aiden was a beast even fully clothed."

Jaysus FUCK, I can't wait for the smexy times.
*drys humps air*
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March 5, 2016 –
71.0% ""His biceps were so bunched and strained, I could tell from even under his hoodie, and he had the single cockiest expression on his face that I had ever seen..."

And my vagina goes...
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March 5, 2016 – Finished Reading
July 2, 2017 – Started Reading
July 3, 2017 – Finished Reading

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Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Reba wrote: "If God answers, tell him me too!!!"

lol will do Reba :0


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Sarah wrote: "Seriously.... Your random and explicit comments never fail to crack me up.

Hands down one of my favourite reviewers."


Aw, thanks so much Sarah >3


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Karina wrote: "Great review Val! I love MZ - my fav author at the moment! :)"

Thanks Karina :)


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Olga The.Rebel.Reader wrote: "Awesome review, Val !!!"

Thanks Olga :)


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ ValerieC wrote: "Ok... I got it (the book). I have 'Under Locke' but haven't read it yet (in fact it's been sitting on the Kindle for over a year). Maybe I need to check out this author..."

Fingers crossed that you enjoy it Valerie!


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ ❥Lil wrote: "Awesome review, Val :)) I haven't finished yet but I agree with everything! I even love her weird titles!"

I like how they are all different :) And thanks Lil <3


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ **Vee** wrote: "Awesome review!! You put into words exactly how I feel about her slow burn and writing, perfect!!!"

Thanks Vee :))


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Wendy wrote: "Amazing review ;) I loved this one !!"

Thanks Wendy :)


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Mo wrote: "Val⚜Shameless, Bitchy, Skanky, & Not Sorry� wrote: "Mo wrote: "Ya fecking eejit. LOL. Reading it at the moment."

Me: Hey, God?
God: Yes, Valerie.
Me: I have a sincere request.
God: Yes?
Me: I'd lo..."


Meeeeeeeee too! lol


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Bev wrote: "Fantastic review Val, you say it so bloody well. I agree, to get the Zapata goodies you need to work for it, and it's so worth it."

Thanks Bev <3


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Didi wrote: "Awesome review, spot on Val!"

Thanks Didi :)


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Loz wrote: "yes!! so agree with you. excellent review, val. loved this one as well. mariana is definitely one of my faves!"

Thanks Loz :)


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ CC wrote: "Fabulous review!"

Thanks CC :)


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Judith wrote: "Wonderful review,darling,xx"

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Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Wendy'sThoughts wrote: "Mo wrote: "Val⚜Shameless, Bitchy, Skanky, & Not Sorry� wrote: "Mo wrote: "Ya fecking eejit. LOL. Reading it at the moment."

Me: Hey, God?
God: Yes, Valerie.
Me: I have a sincere request.
God: Yes?..."


LOL! Thanks Wendy!


message 66: by Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ (last edited Mar 06, 2016 02:13PM) (new) - rated it 5 stars

Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Mo wrote: "Wendy'sThoughts wrote: "Mo wrote: "Val⚜Shameless, Bitchy, Skanky, & Not Sorry� wrote: "Mo wrote: "Ya fecking eejit. LOL. Reading it at the moment."

Me: Hey, God?
God: Yes, Valerie.
Me: I have a si..."


It sounds so awesome lol I actually just watched a movie set in Ireland and I loved the accents. LOVED. lol And they were actual Irish actors, not people pretending lol


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Molly wrote: "Well, now I have to get this. Honestly, since I've started to follow you my TBR has expended exponentially. I have mixed feelings about that, but your reviews are additive and I cant see myself giv..."

LMAO! Well, I hope you at least are liking any books you are reading because of me! Fingers crossed! lol


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Destini Mia~ � Sassy Lassie wrote: "Fabulous review, Val!! :)"

Candace wrote: "Fabulous review, Val! :)"

Leigh wrote: "Awesome review Val."

Thanks ladies!


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Vieira wrote: "Great review I may consider this one even though I too get blue balls if there isn't sexy times by 50% lol"

LOL You can do it Vieira!!! <3


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Patty ❤️❤️ Belongs To ❤️Kellan❤️Jesse❤️Lautner❤️Miller❤️Garrett❤️Dean and Archer❤️❤️ wrote: "LOVED your review!!
I am totally like you on items 1 & 2.
Anyhow your initial blurb had me convinced and I did buy the book.
Hopefully I find some time after I get through all my arcs to read it.
x..."


I hope you enjoy it if/when you get to it Patty!


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Pam wrote: "Awesome review, Val :)"

Thanks Pam :)


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Mysza wrote: "Kickass review Val!"

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Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Frankly Frankie wrote: "Let me know when the Stealth Chase try-outs are because I am allll over that. I'm so book hungover from this one."

Come one, come all! lol


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Jennifer wrote: "Fab review Val! xo"

Thanks Jennifer!


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Maya wrote: "Fantastic review, love!!! :)"

Thanks Maya! <3


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Katariina wrote: "I must read this. I loved Kulti."

If you loved Kulti you will love this one!


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Geanina wrote: "Awesome awesome review. In a nutshell, showing not telling that is Mariana's biggest talent. Well said!"

Thanks Geanina :)


Amandajane Great review. I thought the same thing of the title for Rhythm, Chord & Malykhin. Weird, why would I pick that up? Because it's awesome- thank you GR reviewers.


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Amandajane wrote: "Great review. I thought the same thing of the title for Rhythm, Chord & Malykhin. Weird, why would I pick that up? Because it's awesome- thank you GR reviewers."

Thanks hun :)


 Sonya ♕Chatterbooks book blog♕ Terrific review Val! Everyone seems to be loving this so I need to start this soon lol


Aisling Zena Fantastic review Val!
I get blue balls in my girls parts like a priest at a Playboy party if I don't get any smexy times by the 50% mark.
Lmao! I love how you express what I feel about books so accurately and loquaciously! Especially this one!


Sabrina Fab review Val! ;D


Amanda Awesome review, Val. I seriously need to try this author's work.


message 84: by Jen (new) - added it

Jen Amazing review as usual dear Val!! I am like you...my attention span is that of a fruit fly!! (loved that by the way!!) If there hasn't been some bow chicka bow wow...by 50% I am crapping my pants and getting cranky...So, if you say this one satisfied you...then I'm so there...I will one click it immediately...LOL Sex...I need sex in my old age!!! Hey, just last week my daughters took ME to the strippers for the first time in my life!! LMAO Oh man, the stories I could tell you. We had so much fun...AND I didn't know they actually go "Full Monty!!" Holy hell, you should have seen the cowboy!!! YUP...I couldn't stop staring, and he did a hand stand naked...What a sight that was!!! Ha ha....I just had to share with you as I figured you could appreciate my shock/lust at the whole experience...LOL Although, I will admit that it was a bit awkward with my girls there!! Especially when one started hitting on one of the guys...OMG...He sat at our table. I didn't know which way to look...LOL Anyhoo, it was an interesting evening!!!


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ ♥Sonya � wrote: "Terrific review Val! Everyone seems to be loving this so I need to start this soon lol"

Thanks Sonya :)


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Aisling Zena wrote: "Fantastic review Val!
I get blue balls in my girls parts like a priest at a Playboy party if I don't get any smexy times by the 50% mark.
Lmao! I love how you express what I feel about books so ..."


lol Thanks Aisling! <33


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Sabrina wrote: "Fab review Val! ;D"

Thanks Sabrina :)


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Amanda wrote: "Awesome review, Val. I seriously need to try this author's work."

You should Amanda, and thanks :)


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Jen wrote: "Amazing review as usual dear Val!! I am like you...my attention span is that of a fruit fly!! (loved that by the way!!) If there hasn't been some bow chicka bow wow...by 50% I am crapping my pants ..."

LMFAO! What was the occasion? haha


message 90: by Dee (new) - rated it 3 stars

Dee Great review Val ! Glad you enjoyed it :D


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Deeksha wrote: "Great review Val ! Glad you enjoyed it :D"

Thanks Deeksha :)


Gi's Spot Reviews Fantastic review, sweetie! ;)


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Gp wrote: "Fantastic review, sweetie! ;)"

Thanks Gp :)


message 94: by Kate (new) - rated it 5 stars

Kate Great review, still going strong if you are a fruit fly there is worse. I have to read this one.


Alba and Her Secrets..♥ Amazing review, Val!! xx


Brandi Fantastic review, Val! Currently reading and loving this one! :)


message 97: by * Meli Mel * (new)

* Meli Mel * Awesome review, Val!!! :D


message 98: by Hionia (new) - added it

Hionia Stunning review, girl!!!! =)


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Jen Val⚜Shameless, Bitchy, Skanky, & Not Sorry� wrote: "Jen wrote: "Amazing review as usual dear Val!! I am like you...my attention span is that of a fruit fly!! (loved that by the way!!) If there hasn't been some bow chicka bow wow...by 50% I am crappi..."

Just a ladies night!!! In our town, the male strippers don't come often!!! So when they do...it is time to go out. My hubby has been encouraging me for a long time...(I have no idea why?!) I tend to isolate myself and hubby often will try to get me to go out...so he conspired with the girls and babysat Ashton while we all went out..LOL (By the way, not sure why but I always have verbal diarreah around you!! I seem to just vomit out my life story to you...so sorry...you can feel free to tell me to shut up at any time!!! Just thought I should let you know!! ;-P )


message 100: by Mo (new) - rated it 4 stars

Mo LOL. You are fecking gas, Jen. Glad you had a great time with the strippers. What a nice hubby you have.


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