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The Wall of Winnipeg and Me
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Mar 05, 2016
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Read 2 times. Last read July 2, 2017 to July 3, 2017.
***ONE OF MY TOP FAVORITE BOOKS OF ALL TIME***
So many re-reads, it's not even funny...
REVIEW:
5 "I Would Lick the Sweat Off Aiden's B@lls All Day, Every Day" Stars
After reading 2014's Under Locke and 2015's Kulti, I knew I enjoyed Mariana Zapata's shit.
But after reading this one I am officially so fucking #TeamZapata #TeamAiden #TeamMuscledHunkofSexyManMeat #RidiculousInstagram-likeParagraphofIdioticHastags that I'm going to make up my own nationally organized sport league (cause you know NFL...NFO...who even cares) activity I shall hereafter refer to as...
...drum roll please...
STEALTH CHASE

Or perhaps...


But we don't let felonies get us down here at the Stealth Chase Organization.

And at least in prison we could have unlimited Zapata reading time.

Anyprisonrape, if you aren't familiar with Zapata's work, bear this in mind:
***Pay attentions smut scalers***
Zapata's books are very slow burn. In fact, some might consider them plain slow moving as a whole, especially considering the smexy times are always a looooong time coming (haha! pun!).
Now this is usually a HUGE problem for me.

I have no shame in my game, so I will plainly state:
1) As I get older, I seem to have the attention span of a fruit fly.

I swear I'm like Benjamin Fucking Button, maturity-wise. I get more childish the older I get. Life's too short. So slower reads are not usually my bag.
2) I get blue balls in my girls parts like a priest at a Playboy party if I don't get any smexy times by the 50% mark.
Which makes me, well, cue tantrum.

But with Zapata - especially in this one - the trade-off is SO worth it.
The richness of this story is so hard to explain and the time she takes to build the relationship between Aiden and Vanessa makes it so beautiful.
Also, even though the pace of the story is slow, it doesn't feel slow. Something about the way Zapata writes makes it seem like really big stuff is happeneing during really small moments - because it is.
I remember reading a scene where Aiden is holding Vanessa in his lap and the way Zapata wrote about how his arms hung over her thighs and his hands wrapped around her knees had me fucking enthralled. Honestly, I found that scene (and other scenes in this book) more sensual than 90% of the sex scenes I've read. And you know I've read a-fucking-LOT of those.
Something I also love about Zapata's writing style (which others might not) is that she only gives the h's POV. We never get Aiden's POV.
And I dig it.
It made him so enigmatic and interesting that it made this story even richer for me in much the same way that the details and the pacing does. You have to read to get to know the characters. You have to read to get to the love story. It's not handed to you within 50 pages, there is no insta-ANYTHING.
It's almost like you have to earn it in Zapata's books. And, like anything in life, the things you earn are the things you appreciate the most. And you seriously appreciate this love story by the time you get to end.
I adored this book and I adore Zapata's writing style. Everything is shown to you. Not told. And to me that's the sign of a truly talented author. She has easily become one of my top authors and I will forever hereafter be the front runner in the Stealth Chase games to stalk her whenever she releases anything new.
So many re-reads, it's not even funny...
REVIEW:
5 "I Would Lick the Sweat Off Aiden's B@lls All Day, Every Day" Stars
After reading 2014's Under Locke and 2015's Kulti, I knew I enjoyed Mariana Zapata's shit.
But after reading this one I am officially so fucking #TeamZapata #TeamAiden #TeamMuscledHunkofSexyManMeat #RidiculousInstagram-likeParagraphofIdioticHastags that I'm going to make up my own nationally organized sport league (cause you know NFL...NFO...who even cares) activity I shall hereafter refer to as...
...drum roll please...
STEALTH CHASE

Or perhaps...


But we don't let felonies get us down here at the Stealth Chase Organization.

And at least in prison we could have unlimited Zapata reading time.

Anyprisonrape, if you aren't familiar with Zapata's work, bear this in mind:
***Pay attentions smut scalers***
Zapata's books are very slow burn. In fact, some might consider them plain slow moving as a whole, especially considering the smexy times are always a looooong time coming (haha! pun!).
Now this is usually a HUGE problem for me.

I have no shame in my game, so I will plainly state:
1) As I get older, I seem to have the attention span of a fruit fly.

I swear I'm like Benjamin Fucking Button, maturity-wise. I get more childish the older I get. Life's too short. So slower reads are not usually my bag.
2) I get blue balls in my girls parts like a priest at a Playboy party if I don't get any smexy times by the 50% mark.
Which makes me, well, cue tantrum.

But with Zapata - especially in this one - the trade-off is SO worth it.
The richness of this story is so hard to explain and the time she takes to build the relationship between Aiden and Vanessa makes it so beautiful.
Also, even though the pace of the story is slow, it doesn't feel slow. Something about the way Zapata writes makes it seem like really big stuff is happeneing during really small moments - because it is.
I remember reading a scene where Aiden is holding Vanessa in his lap and the way Zapata wrote about how his arms hung over her thighs and his hands wrapped around her knees had me fucking enthralled. Honestly, I found that scene (and other scenes in this book) more sensual than 90% of the sex scenes I've read. And you know I've read a-fucking-LOT of those.
Something I also love about Zapata's writing style (which others might not) is that she only gives the h's POV. We never get Aiden's POV.
And I dig it.
It made him so enigmatic and interesting that it made this story even richer for me in much the same way that the details and the pacing does. You have to read to get to know the characters. You have to read to get to the love story. It's not handed to you within 50 pages, there is no insta-ANYTHING.
It's almost like you have to earn it in Zapata's books. And, like anything in life, the things you earn are the things you appreciate the most. And you seriously appreciate this love story by the time you get to end.
I adored this book and I adore Zapata's writing style. Everything is shown to you. Not told. And to me that's the sign of a truly talented author. She has easily become one of my top authors and I will forever hereafter be the front runner in the Stealth Chase games to stalk her whenever she releases anything new.
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“What if everyone hates me and no one talks to me? What if someone throws something at me?� Aiden snorted, setting the shirt he’d been holding aside and picking up the next one on the pile. “What are they going to throw? Bookmarks?”
― The Wall of Winnipeg and Me
― The Wall of Winnipeg and Me
Reading Progress
Started Reading
March 5, 2016
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March 5, 2016
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3.0%
""At six foot four, just a quarter inch shy of six five, sometimes weighing up to two hundred and eighty pounds in the middle of the off season, and with a presence that made him seem closer to some mythological hero than an average mortal, Aiden was a beast even fully clothed."
Jaysus FUCK, I can't wait for the smexy times.
*drys humps air*"
Jaysus FUCK, I can't wait for the smexy times.
*drys humps air*"
March 5, 2016
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71.0%
""His biceps were so bunched and strained, I could tell from even under his hoodie, and he had the single cockiest expression on his face that I had ever seen..."
And my vagina goes...
"
And my vagina goes...

March 5, 2016
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Hands down one of my favourite reviewers."
Aw, thanks so much Sarah >3

Fingers crossed that you enjoy it Valerie!

I like how they are all different :) And thanks Lil <3

Thanks Vee :))

Me: Hey, God?
God: Yes, Valerie.
Me: I have a sincere request.
God: Yes?
Me: I'd lo..."
Meeeeeeeee too! lol

Thanks Bev <3

Thanks Loz :)

Me: Hey, God?
God: Yes, Valerie.
Me: I have a sincere request.
God: Yes?..."
LOL! Thanks Wendy!
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Me: Hey, God?
God: Yes, Valerie.
Me: I have a si..."
It sounds so awesome lol I actually just watched a movie set in Ireland and I loved the accents. LOVED. lol And they were actual Irish actors, not people pretending lol

LMAO! Well, I hope you at least are liking any books you are reading because of me! Fingers crossed! lol

Candace wrote: "Fabulous review, Val! :)"
Leigh wrote: "Awesome review Val."
Thanks ladies!

LOL You can do it Vieira!!! <3

I am totally like you on items 1 & 2.
Anyhow your initial blurb had me convinced and I did buy the book.
Hopefully I find some time after I get through all my arcs to read it.
x..."
I hope you enjoy it if/when you get to it Patty!

Come one, come all! lol

Thanks Geanina :)


Thanks hun :)

I get blue balls in my girls parts like a priest at a Playboy party if I don't get any smexy times by the 50% mark.
Lmao! I love how you express what I feel about books so accurately and loquaciously! Especially this one!


Thanks Sonya :)

I get blue balls in my girls parts like a priest at a Playboy party if I don't get any smexy times by the 50% mark.
Lmao! I love how you express what I feel about books so ..."
lol Thanks Aisling! <33

You should Amanda, and thanks :)

LMFAO! What was the occasion? haha

Just a ladies night!!! In our town, the male strippers don't come often!!! So when they do...it is time to go out. My hubby has been encouraging me for a long time...(I have no idea why?!) I tend to isolate myself and hubby often will try to get me to go out...so he conspired with the girls and babysat Ashton while we all went out..LOL (By the way, not sure why but I always have verbal diarreah around you!! I seem to just vomit out my life story to you...so sorry...you can feel free to tell me to shut up at any time!!! Just thought I should let you know!! ;-P )
lol will do Reba :0