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The Wall of Winnipeg and Me by Mariana Zapata
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***ONE OF MY TOP FAVORITE BOOKS OF ALL TIME***

So many re-reads, it's not even funny...

REVIEW:

5 "I Would Lick the Sweat Off Aiden's B@lls All Day, Every Day" Stars

After reading 2014's Under Locke and 2015's Kulti, I knew I enjoyed Mariana Zapata's shit.

But after reading this one I am officially so fucking #TeamZapata #TeamAiden #TeamMuscledHunkofSexyManMeat #RidiculousInstagram-likeParagraphofIdioticHastags that I'm going to make up my own nationally organized sport league (cause you know NFL...NFO...who even cares) activity I shall hereafter refer to as...

...drum roll please...

STEALTH CHASE

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Or perhaps...

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But we don't let felonies get us down here at the Stealth Chase Organization.

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And at least in prison we could have unlimited Zapata reading time.

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Anyprisonrape, if you aren't familiar with Zapata's work, bear this in mind:

***Pay attentions smut scalers***

Zapata's books are very slow burn. In fact, some might consider them plain slow moving as a whole, especially considering the smexy times are always a looooong time coming (haha! pun!).

Now this is usually a HUGE problem for me.

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I have no shame in my game, so I will plainly state:

1) As I get older, I seem to have the attention span of a fruit fly.

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I swear I'm like Benjamin Fucking Button, maturity-wise. I get more childish the older I get. Life's too short. So slower reads are not usually my bag.

2) I get blue balls in my girls parts like a priest at a Playboy party if I don't get any smexy times by the 50% mark.

Which makes me, well, cue tantrum.

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But with Zapata - especially in this one - the trade-off is SO worth it.

The richness of this story is so hard to explain and the time she takes to build the relationship between Aiden and Vanessa makes it so beautiful.

Also, even though the pace of the story is slow, it doesn't feel slow. Something about the way Zapata writes makes it seem like really big stuff is happeneing during really small moments - because it is.

I remember reading a scene where Aiden is holding Vanessa in his lap and the way Zapata wrote about how his arms hung over her thighs and his hands wrapped around her knees had me fucking enthralled. Honestly, I found that scene (and other scenes in this book) more sensual than 90% of the sex scenes I've read. And you know I've read a-fucking-LOT of those.

Something I also love about Zapata's writing style (which others might not) is that she only gives the h's POV. We never get Aiden's POV.

And I dig it.

It made him so enigmatic and interesting that it made this story even richer for me in much the same way that the details and the pacing does. You have to read to get to know the characters. You have to read to get to the love story. It's not handed to you within 50 pages, there is no insta-ANYTHING.

It's almost like you have to earn it in Zapata's books. And, like anything in life, the things you earn are the things you appreciate the most. And you seriously appreciate this love story by the time you get to end.

I adored this book and I adore Zapata's writing style. Everything is shown to you. Not told. And to me that's the sign of a truly talented author. She has easily become one of my top authors and I will forever hereafter be the front runner in the Stealth Chase games to stalk her whenever she releases anything new.
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“What if everyone hates me and no one talks to me? What if someone throws something at me?� Aiden snorted, setting the shirt he’d been holding aside and picking up the next one on the pile. “What are they going to throw? Bookmarks?”
Mariana Zapata, The Wall of Winnipeg and Me


Reading Progress

Started Reading
March 5, 2016 – Shelved
March 5, 2016 –
3.0% ""At six foot four, just a quarter inch shy of six five, sometimes weighing up to two hundred and eighty pounds in the middle of the off season, and with a presence that made him seem closer to some mythological hero than an average mortal, Aiden was a beast even fully clothed."

Jaysus FUCK, I can't wait for the smexy times.
*drys humps air*
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March 5, 2016 –
71.0% ""His biceps were so bunched and strained, I could tell from even under his hoodie, and he had the single cockiest expression on his face that I had ever seen..."

And my vagina goes...
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March 5, 2016 – Finished Reading
July 2, 2017 – Started Reading
July 3, 2017 – Finished Reading

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Ginette I agree and great review my friend!


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Rê wrote: "This book is SOOOOOOOO good! Damn. The slow burn.... the freaking slow slow slow burn. *sighs*"

:)


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Ginette wrote: "I agree and great review my friend!"

Thanks GInette :)


Ryan - Sweet Red Reader i think you might be my soul sister <3


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Ryan - Sweet Red Reader wrote: "i think you might be my soul sister <3"

Awwwww, thanks! <3


Andrea Wheeler Is there any male pov at all? This internal monolog and repetition of Vanessa's is making me struggle! I can skip a whole page and not have missed anything. Does it get better, because I am at 26% and it's about to be on my DNF SHELF!


Cleoblacktra Andrea wrote: "Is there any male pov at all? This internal monolog and repetition of Vanessa's is making me struggle! I can skip a whole page and not have missed anything. Does it get better, because I am at 26% ..."
Push through! I had to come back to Val's review whenever I thought about giving up lol. It's worth it :-)

You can do it!


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Andrea wrote: "Is there any male pov at all? This internal monolog and repetition of Vanessa's is making me struggle! I can skip a whole page and not have missed anything. Does it get better, because I am at 26% ..."

No, no male POV. And yes, I swear it picks up! Although, it never gets fast paced, I must say.


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Cleoblacktra wrote: "Andrea wrote: "Is there any male pov at all? This internal monolog and repetition of Vanessa's is making me struggle! I can skip a whole page and not have missed anything. Does it get better, becau..."

Thanks my dear!


Andrea Wheeler Val ⚓️ ShamelessBitchySKANKY ⚓️ Steamy Reads wrote: "Andrea wrote: "Is there any male pov at all? This internal monolog and repetition of Vanessa's is making me struggle! I can skip a whole page and not have missed anything. Does it get better, becau..."

It wrapped up just the way I thought it would, quick and in a hurry.


Heather Blair Best review EVER. Lol


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Heather wrote: "Best review EVER. Lol"

Thanks Heather! <3


MrsJoseph *grouchy* UGH! I need a book just like this but with sex. HALP!


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ MrsJoseph wrote: "UGH! I need a book just like this but with sex. HALP!"

Turbulence by Whitney G!


message 265: by ˥R� (new) - rated it 5 stars

˥R˥ Loved this one sooo much! :)


message 266: by Amy (new) - rated it 5 stars

Amy I’ve been blowing through books for about a year now, searching for good sex but great content as well... this book nailed it (your review nailed it). This is my first time interacting with anyone on goodreads, but I had to because this book was the shit.


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ ˥R� wrote: "Loved this one sooo much! :)"

Agree, Rachel!


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Amy Baxa wrote: "I’ve been blowing through books for about a year now, searching for good sex but great content as well... this book nailed it (your review nailed it). This is my first time interacting with anyone ..."

Well happy to break your interaction cherry! Ha! And so glad you loved this book. This is one of my all time and most read faves for sure. Thanks for the comment, Amy :)


Chelsea ✨Arielle’s Nebular Ally and Team Acrux✨ I'm reading this book. I started it..and I was like *meh*...*shrug* But I knew the ratings and your review were very complimentary...so I chugged along. Then I was like Okay this is good. But I hope I don't hate it at the end. NOW IT CONSUMES MY EVERY WAKING THOUGHT AND I KEEP READING IT SLOWER AND SLOWER SO IT WILL LAST...

Was up til 2 last night, stopped (even tho I wanted to stay up and finish), and couldn't sleep til 4 anyway.

YET TODAY I WOKE UP REFRESHED AND I AM SO HYPER RIGHT NOW.

Sorry-you don't care about any of this-but THE NEED TO FANGIRL IS STRONGER THAN THE ABILITY TO ANNOY.

That is all.

Great review-PS. lol


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Chelsea ❤Peril Please� wrote: "I'm reading this book. I started it..and I was like *meh*...*shrug* But I knew the ratings and your review were very complimentary...so I chugged along. Then I was like Okay this is good. But I hop..."

LOL I LOVE this comment and love that you are loving the book! <333


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ MrsJoseph wrote: "lol"

:)


Angelpsy i agree with the rereads!! ohmygoooooood!! this is my go to book if i wanna feel good! #teamgraves all the way!!!


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Angelpsy wrote: "i agree with the rereads!! ohmygoooooood!! this is my go to book if i wanna feel good! #teamgraves all the way!!!"

Woot woot!


message 275: by Iris (new) - rated it 5 stars

Iris This is one of my absolute favorite books of all time, so I REALLY want to review it and tell the world they need to read it. But I don't think I could ever do a better job than you did with this review. I feel every single thing you wrote on here and I think my review would just fall flat! This book is the best and you're awesome.


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Thanks so much, Iris! <3


message 277: by Angela (new) - rated it 5 stars

Angela Love your review! I keep trying to get myself to read it but never do. I should just get on with it! It does sound good!


message 278: by Anso (new) - rated it 4 stars

Anso Reading this right now. Cannot wait. I CHERISH YOU FOR INTRODUCING ME TO ALL THESE AMAZING BOOKS! xx


Mocha Latte SAME!! Everything she said EVERYTHING


Mocha Latte I’m going to go read it ......AGAIN


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Angela ~Mother Hen~ wrote: "Love your review! I keep trying to get myself to read it but never do. I should just get on with it! It does sound good!"

Just remember it's SLOW burn if you do!


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Emerald- the Kingstan ⚓️ wrote: "Reading this right now. Cannot wait. I CHERISH YOU FOR INTRODUCING ME TO ALL THESE AMAZING BOOKS! xx"

Awww, thanks Emerald!


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Mocha Latte wrote: "I’m going to go read it ......AGAIN"

Yes! lol I think I've read this 10 times or more. Re -reading it is the best, no?


seasalt is this one really good?


message 285: by H (new) - rated it 5 stars

H R This is one of my favorite books as well!!


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ She wrote: "is this one really good?"

Yes, thus my review and rating....if you don't mind slow burn.


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Holley wrote: "This is one of my favorite books as well!!"

<33


Anahita Amazing review!


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Anahita wrote: "Amazing review!"

Thanks hun :)


message 290: by Susan (new)

Susan Kennedy And I’ll be adding this to my need to read list🤣


Fyrephoenix I loved this book!


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Susan wrote: "And I’ll be adding this to my need to read list🤣"

Enjoy!


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Fyrephoenix wrote: "I loved this book!"

As you should :)


message 294: by Jade (new) - added it

Jade Violet Love, love, love this review!!! Moving this baby up the line in my tbr list!


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Jade wrote: "Love, love, love this review!!! Moving this baby up the line in my tbr list!"

OOOOOhhhh! Enjoy!!! And thank you!


Glorianna great review! I can relate to every word.


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Glo wrote: "great review! I can relate to every word."

Thanks Glo :)


Lolo Reads would love it if you would like like top 10 or 20 of your fav books of all time!


message 299: by Jekca (new) - rated it 5 stars

Jekca Holland Is this part of a series, or do the characters end with the book? Just wondering, thanks.


Val ⚓️ Shameless Handmaiden ⚓️ Loanne wrote: "would love it if you would like like top 10 or 20 of your fav books of all time!"

I don't have a top of all time list (which I should do!), but there are some lists on the blog:

Top PNR reads:


Top 2016 reads:


Top 2017 reads:



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