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The Wives by Tarryn Fisher
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I read this book a few months back and it was everything I've been waiting for from Tarryn Fisher. Not that she hasn't delivered before, but she OVER delivered with this one. About a day after I read it, my mind was still numb. I needed a distraction, so I asked one of my many sons, "Do you know of any apps that can distract me from this callipygian book I just read?"
He said, "TikTok. It's great."
I already had a TikTok account, but it's been a couple of years since I logged on. So I took his advice because I was in desperate need of a distraction.
It's been four months since I read The Wives. This book was the last book I read. I'm not sure I'll ever read another one again because of TikTok. Last night I saw a video of a woman with a split tongue and she was using the two halves of her tongue to clap to the song, "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands." Except she was using her tongue to do the "clap clap" part instead of her hands.
Did you know if you have your tongue split in half that it becomes TWO tongues that you control separately?
I would have never known that if it weren't for TikTok.
And if it weren't for The Wives, I would have never logged onto TikTok to begin with.
Five stars. Or ten, if you split them in half.
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Reading Progress

June 16, 2019 – Started Reading
June 16, 2019 – Shelved
October 22, 2019 – Shelved as: goats
October 22, 2019 – Finished Reading
May 27, 2020 – Shelved as: authors-i-wish-would-retire
May 27, 2020 – Shelved as: authors-who-should-take-up-fishing
May 27, 2020 – Shelved as: authors-with-goats

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Angela I NEED AN ARC OF THIS ONE!!!!!!


Vanessa LOLLL


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Ezi Chinny Girl! I had to go look up “callipygian�. And you need to stay off TikTok unless your son teaches you how to Dougie 😆


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Clarissa K


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Amy 🤣


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Sherley Marie One of the best book reviews I have ever read in my life (insert slow clap) BRAVO 👏🏼


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Jillian Liota HAHAHAHA I saw that video too!!!


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Clarissa Y guys still like TIKTOK I JUST ASKING


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Clarissa Y guys still like TIKTOK I JUST ASKING


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Anjie Best review ever!!


Tiffany Whipkey How did you read this already. I can’t wait lol


Alicia Y Hahaha awesome review 🙌


message 13: by bets (new) - rated it 2 stars

bets Serves you right for messing up our brains with Verity


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Kerri I thought it wasn’t available yet ?


Ibtissam hahaha


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Flighty_Z This is one of the best reviews I've read for a book.


Doreenb What ???


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ashli nicholls This is the best review I have ever read hahahahaha


carolintallahassee Too bizarre for me! 🛌


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Cynthia So the book has a great butt!? 😂


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Tonya Well thanks to your review I searched split tongues on YouTube and now it’s 5:30am and I still haven’t gone to bed. Lol. That was probably one of the weirdest things I’ve ever seen 😂


Chantica 🤪🤪


Zareen Khan 😂😂😂


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Amy Cornwell 🤣🤣🤣


Sjoukje Vandenberg Is this a book review or a ticktock ad?


message 26: by Krystina (new)

Krystina Lmaooo only Colleen


Donna The book has well shaped butts?? I'm still reading it myself.


message 28: by Terri (new)

Terri Berman LMAO! You're fantastic. And I have added this little number to my must reads for 2020.


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BunTheDestroyer "one of my many sons" LOLLLL


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Kasheica Hendrikks COLLEEN I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR BOOK REVIEWS OHGOD YOURE THE BESTT


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Marie I was going to like this review, but I see it’s currently sitting at 666 likes, and that feels oddly like something I shouldn’t mess with.


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Melinda B. 🤣🤣🤣


Daniela I loved this book


Kelli Giarmo this was an excellent page turner. i could not put it down


message 35: by Alix (new) - rated it 3 stars

Alix It was great for 90% and then I was disappointed with the end


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Thea Fortin Lol


message 37: by Ella (new) - rated it 5 stars

Ella Currently reading


Truptee OMG!! You REALLY have "the gift" Girl!

I'm right there... Numb and thunderstruck. Just finished the wives. And oh God!! Do I need a distraction or what?

Awesome review as usual!


bookworm.247_ Love your review! Funny as usual, love your humor! 🌟


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Heather This is an advertisement, not a review 🙄


Elizabeth Rogers Its not an ad, it’s a joke. They’re friends.

I am halfway through this book, however, and it’s fantastic. Like I can’t wait to finish work today so I can keep reading. 🙌🏻


Ronald Kramer Nice review. I am reading it now, your review is spot on.


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Lisa It was a great book until I got to the end. Very disappointing.


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Jennifer Marshall Hahaha!!! Five stars for your review!!


Elizabeth Larson It rocked!


Autumn I understand that you and Tarryn Fisher are friends but what a terrible review. I hope this is an inside joke between y'all.


Doreenb Thank you for speaking the truth Autumn. The review is awful.


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Derlis Aguilera Gurl wtf is this review


Jean Bostrom I agree with Lisa and Alice. I loved the book but I did NOT like the ending.


Tracy *To the point Reviews* LOVE THIS REVIEW!!!


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